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Втр 18 Дек 2012 19:05:56
ПОНИТРЕД
Добру и враг и друг ответствуют добром,
И эта доброта не знается со злом.
Врага получишь ты, злом отвративши друга,
И друга обретёшь, став ласковым с врагом.

Старый >>39880649 по традиции уходит в бамплимит, продолжаем здесь.
#218 Эры Тзинча, №350 по старому тредоисчислению.


Втр 18 Дек 2012 19:07:25
>>39883734
Последний!

Втр 18 Дек 2012 19:07:58
А вайперы-то, оказывается, посты другие не игнорируют.

Втр 18 Дек 2012 19:08:17
>>39883734
А я уже боялся что снова Пипиркина огорчу.
Но в этот раз огорчал не я.

Втр 18 Дек 2012 19:08:29
Хуевая была идея. Лучше б я этого не делал.

Втр 18 Дек 2012 19:08:34
>>39883899
Тогда уж всыпался.

Втр 18 Дек 2012 19:08:39
Вайпер, насколько я знаю, вайп нужен для того, чтобы довести неугодный тред до бамплимита чтобы он удалился. Но они же создают новый и новый, к чему эти усилия?
Ответишь не вайп-постом - получишь тортик.

Олсо, всех с Саввой

Втр 18 Дек 2012 19:08:57
>>39883943
А почему?

Втр 18 Дек 2012 19:08:58
'Now, I give you fair warning, ' shouted the Queen, stamping on the ground as she spoke; 'either you or your head must be off, and that in about half no time! Take your choice!'
The Duchess took her choice, and was gone in a moment.
'Let's go on with the game, ' the Queen said to Alice; and Alice was too much frightened to say a word, but slowly followed her back to the croquet ground.
The other guests had taken advantage of the Queen's absence, and were resting in the shade: however, the moment they saw her, they hurried back to the game, the Queen merely remarking that a moment's delay would cost them their lives.
All the time they were playing the Queen never left off quarrelling with the other players, and shouting 'Off with his head!' or 'Off with her head!' Those whom she sentenced were taken into custody by the soldiers, who of course had to leave off being arches to do this, so that by the end of half an hour or so there were no arches left, and all the players, except the King, the Queen, and Alice, were in custody and under sentence of execution.
Then the Queen left off, quite out of breath, and said to Alice, 'Have you seen the Mock Turtle yet?'
'No, ' said Alice. 'I don't even know what a Mock Turtle is.'
'It's the thing Mock Turtle Soup is made from, ' said the Queen.
'I never saw one, or heard of one, ' said Alice.
'Come on, then, ' said the Queen, 'and he shall tell you his history, '
As they walked off together, Alice heard the King say in a low voice, to the company generally, 'You are all pardoned.' 'Come, THAT'S a good thing!' she said to herself, for she had felt quite unhappy at the number of executions the Queen had ordered.
They very soon came upon a Gryphon, lying fast asleep in the sun. (IF you don't know what a Gryphon is, look at the picture.) 'Up, lazy thing!' said the Queen, 'and take this young lady to see the Mock Turtle, and to hear his history. I must go back and see after some executions I have ordered'; and she walked off, leaving Alice alone with the Gryphon. Alice did not quite like the look of the creature, but on the whole she thought it would be quite as safe to stay with it as to go after that savage Queen: so she waited.
The Gryphon sat up and rubbed its eyes: then it watched the Queen till she was out of sight: then it chuckled. 'What fun!' said the Gryphon, half to itself, half to Alice.
'What IS the fun?' said Alice.
'Why, SHE, ' said the Gryphon. 'It's all her fancy, that: they never executes nobody, you know. Come on!'
'Everybody says "come on!" here, ' thought Alice, as she went slowly after it: 'I never was so ordered about in all my life, never!'
They had not gone far before they saw the Mock Turtle in the distance, sitting sad and lonely on a little ledge of rock, and, as they came nearer, Alice could hear him sighing as if his heart would break. She pitied him deeply. 'What is his sorrow?' she asked the Gryphon, and the Gryphon answered, very nearly in the same words as before, 'It's all his fancy, that: he hasn't got no sorrow, you know. Come on!'
So they went up to the Mock Turtle, who looked at them with large eyes full of tears, but said nothing.
'This here young lady, ' said the Gryphon, 'she wants for to know your history, she do.'
'I'll tell it her, ' said the Mock Turtle in a deep, hollow tone: 'sit down, both of you, and don't speak a word till I've finished.'
So they sat down, and nobody spoke for some minutes. Alice thought to herself, 'I don't see how he can EVEN finish, if he doesn't begin.' But she waited patiently.
'Once, ' said the Mock Turtle at last, with a deep sigh, 'I was a real Turtle.'
These words were followed by a very long silence, broken only by an occasional exclamation of 'Hjckrrh!' from the Gryphon, and the constant heavy sobbing of the Mock Turtle. Alice was very nearly getting up and saying, 'Thank you, sir, for your interesting story, ' but she could not help thinking there MUST be more to come, so she sat still and said nothing.
'When we were little, ' the Mock Turtle went on at last, more calmly, though still sobbing a little now and then, 'we went to school in the sea. The master was an old Turtle we used to call him Tortoise '
'Why did you call him Tortoise, if he wasn't one?' Alice asked.
'We called him Tortoise because he taught us, ' said the Mock Turtle angrily: 'really you are very dull!'

Втр 18 Дек 2012 19:09:03
Я ТУТ
2009-01-24

Сообщение на медицинскую тему: «Янковского будут лечить немецкие врачи. Накануне вечером Олег Янковский вылетел на лечение в Германию. Мэтр отечественного театра и кино принял решение доверить лечение болезни, которая изводит его в последнее время, немецким специалистам.- Олег Иванович выбрал Германию по совету близких друзей», http://www.second-opinions.co.uk/coleys_instructions.html

Втр 18 Дек 2012 19:09:15
>>39883931
Как я его огорчил?

Втр 18 Дек 2012 19:09:19
>>39883980
'You ought to be ashamed of yourself for asking such a simple question, ' added the Gryphon; and then they both sat silent and looked at poor Alice, who felt ready to sink into the earth. At last the Gryphon said to the Mock Turtle, 'Drive on, old fellow! Don't be all day about it!' and he went on in these words:
'Yes, we went to school in the sea, though you mayn't believe it '
'I never said I didn't!' interrupted Alice.
'You did, ' said the Mock Turtle.
'Hold your tongue!' added the Gryphon, before Alice could speak again. The Mock Turtle went on.
'We had the best of educations in fact, we went to school every day '
'I'VE been to a day school, too, ' said Alice; 'you needn't be so proud as all that.'
'With extras?' asked the Mock Turtle a little anxiously.
'Yes, ' said Alice, 'we learned French and music.'
'And washing?' said the Mock Turtle.
'Certainly not!' said Alice indignantly.
'Ah! then yours wasn't a really good school, ' said the Mock Turtle in a tone of great relief. 'Now at OURS they had at the end of the bill, "French, music, AND WASHING extra."'
'You couldn't have wanted it much, ' said Alice; 'living at the bottom of the sea.'
'I couldn't afford to learn it.' said the Mock Turtle with a sigh. 'I only took the regular course.'
'What was that?' inquired Alice.
'Reeling and Writhing, of course, to begin with, ' the Mock Turtle replied; 'and then the different branches of Arithmetic— Ambition, Distraction, Uglification, and Derision.'
'I never heard of "Uglification, " Alice ventured to say. 'What is it?'
The Gryphon lifted up both its paws in surprise. 'What! Never heard of uglifying!' it exclaimed. 'You know what to beautify is, I suppose?'
'Yes, ' said Alice doubtfully: 'it means to make anything— prettier.'
'Well, then, ' the Gryphon went on, 'if you don't know what to uglify is, you ARE a simpleton.'
Alice did not feel encouraged to ask any more questions about it, so she turned to the Mock Turtle, and said 'What else had you to learn?'
'Well, there was Mystery, ' the Mock Turtle replied, counting off the subjects on his flappers, ' Mystery, ancient and modern, with Seaography: then Drawling the Drawling master was an old conger eel, that used to come once a week: HE taught us Drawling, Stretching, and Fainting in Coils.'
'What was THAT like?' said Alice.
'Well, I can't show it you myself, ' the Mock Turtle said: 'I'm too stiff. And the Gryphon never learnt it.'
'Hadn't time, ' said the Gryphon: 'I went to the Classics master, though. He was an old crab, HE was.'
'I never went to him, ' the Mock Turtle said with a sigh: 'he taught Laughing and Grief, they used to say.'
'So he did, so he did, ' said the Gryphon, sighing in his turn; and both creatures hid their faces in their paws.
'And how many hours a day did you do lessons?' said Alice, in a hurry to change the subject.
'Ten hours the first day, ' said the Mock Turtle: 'nine the next, and so on.'
'What a curious plan!' exclaimed Alice.
'That's the reason they're called lessons, ' the Gryphon remarked: 'because they lessen from day to day.'
This was quite a new idea to Alice, and she thought it over a little before she made her next remark. 'Then the eleventh day must have been a holiday?'
'Of course it was, ' said the Mock Turtle.
'And how did you manage on the twelfth?' Alice went on eagerly.
'That's enough about lessons, ' the Gryphon interrupted in a very decided tone: 'tell her something about the games now.'

Втр 18 Дек 2012 19:09:36
>>39884001
CHAPTER X
The Lobster Quadrille

The Mock Turtle sighed deeply, and drew the back of one flapper across his eyes. He looked at Alice, and tried to speak, but for a minute or two sobs choked his voice. 'Same as if he had a bone in his throat, ' said the Gryphon: and it set to work shaking him and punching him in the back. At last the Mock Turtle recovered his voice, and, with tears running down his cheeks, he went on again:
'You may not have lived much under the sea ' (I haven't, ' said Alice) 'and perhaps you were never even introduced to a lobster
—' (Alice began to say 'I once tasted ' but checked herself hastily, and said 'No, never') ' so you can have no idea what a delightful thing a Lobster Quadrille is!'
'No, indeed, ' said Alice. 'What sort of a dance is it?'
'Why, ' said the Gryphon, 'you first form into a line along the sea shore '
'Two lines!' cried the Mock Turtle. 'Seals, turtles, salmon, and so on; then, when you've cleared all the jelly fish out of the way '
'THAT generally takes some time, ' interrupted the Gryphon.
' you advance twice '
'Each with a lobster as a partner!' cried the Gryphon.
'Of course, ' the Mock Turtle said: 'advance twice, set to partners '
' change lobsters, and retire in same order, ' continued the Gryphon.
'Then, you know, ' the Mock Turtle went on, 'you throw the '
'The lobsters!' shouted the Gryphon, with a bound into the air.
' as far out to sea as you can '
'Swim after them!' screamed the Gryphon.
'Back to land again, and that's all the first figure, ' said the Mock Turtle, suddenly dropping his voice; and the two creatures, who had been jumping about like mad things all this time, sat down again very sadly and quietly, and looked at Alice.
'It must be a very pretty dance, ' said Alice timidly.
'Would you like to see a little of it?' said the Mock Turtle.
'Very much indeed, ' said Alice.
'Come, let's try the first figure!' said the Mock Turtle to the Gryphon. 'We can do without lobsters, you know. Which shall sing?'
'Oh, YOU sing, ' said the Gryphon. 'I've forgotten the words.'
So they began solemnly dancing round and round Alice, every now and then treading on her toes when they passed too close, and waving their forepaws to mark the time, while the Mock Turtle sang this, very slowly and sadly:

Втр 18 Дек 2012 19:09:49
'"Will you walk a little faster?" said a whiting to a snail.
"There's a porpoise close behind us, and he's treading on my tail.
See how eagerly the lobsters and the turtles all advance!
They are waiting on the shingle will you come and join the dance?

Will you, won't you, will you, won't you, will you join the dance?
Will you, won't you, will you, won't you, won't you join the dance?

"You can really have no notion how delightful it will be
When they take us up and throw us, with the lobsters, out to sea!"
But the snail replied "Too far, too far!" and gave a look askance —
Said he thanked the whiting kindly, but he would not join the dance.

Would not, could not, would not, could not, would not join the dance.
Would not, could not, would not, could not, could not join the dance.

'"What matters it how far we go?" his scaly friend replied.
"There is another shore, you know, upon the other side.
The further off from England the nearer is to France —
Then turn not pale, beloved snail, but come and join the dance.

Will you, won't you, will you, won't you, will you join the dance?
Will you, won't you, will you, won't you, won't you join the dance?"'


Втр 18 Дек 2012 19:09:50
>>39883956
И тебя с Саввой!
Нельзя ругать лошадь.

Втр 18 Дек 2012 19:09:54
3 вайпер тоже тут
>>39883775
>Вайпер, насколько я знаю, вайп нужен для того, чтобы довести неугодный тред до бамплимита чтобы он удалился. Но они же создают новый и новый, к чему эти усилия?
Ответишь не вайп-постом - получишь тортик.
Сделать невозможным нормальное общение на имиджборде

Втр 18 Дек 2012 19:10:07
>>39884055
'Thank you, it's a very interesting dance to watch, ' said Alice, feeling very glad that it was over at last: 'and I do so like that curious song about the whiting!'
'Oh, as to the whiting, ' said the Mock Turtle, 'they — you've seen them, of course?'
'Yes, ' said Alice, 'I've often seen them at dinn ' she checked herself hastily.
'I don't know where Dinn may be, ' said the Mock Turtle, 'but if you've seen them so often, of course you know what they're like.'
'I believe so, ' Alice replied thoughtfully. 'They have their tails in their mouths and they're all over crumbs.'
'You're wrong about the crumbs, ' said the Mock Turtle: 'crumbs would all wash off in the sea. But they HAVE their tails in their mouths; and the reason is ' here the Mock Turtle yawned and shut his eyes. 'Tell her about the reason and all that, ' he said to the Gryphon.
'The reason is, ' said the Gryphon, 'that they WOULD go with the lobsters to the dance. So they got thrown out to sea. So they had to fall a long way. So they got their tails fast in their mouths. So they couldn't get them out again. That's all.'
'Thank you, ' said Alice, 'it's very interesting. I never knew so much about a whiting before.'
'I can tell you more than that, if you like, ' said the Gryphon. 'Do you know why it's called a whiting?'
'I never thought about it, ' said Alice. 'Why?'
'IT DOES THE BOOTS AND SHOES.' the Gryphon replied very solemnly.
Alice was thoroughly puzzled. 'Does the boots and shoes!' she repeated in a wondering tone.
'Why, what are YOUR shoes done with?' said the Gryphon. 'I mean, what makes them so shiny?'
Alice looked down at them, and considered a little before she gave her answer. 'They're done with blacking, I believe.'
'Boots and shoes under the sea, ' the Gryphon went on in a deep voice, 'are done with a whiting. Now you know.'
'And what are they made of?' Alice asked in a tone of great curiosity.
'Soles and eels, of course, ' the Gryphon replied rather impatiently: 'any shrimp could have told you that.'
'If I'd been the whiting, ' said Alice, whose thoughts were still running on the song, 'I'd have said to the porpoise, "Keep back, please: we don't want YOU with us!"'
'They were obliged to have him with them, ' the Mock Turtle said: 'no wise fish would go anywhere without a porpoise.'
'Wouldn't it really?' said Alice in a tone of great surprise.
'Of course not, ' said the Mock Turtle: 'why, if a fish came to ME, and told me he was going a journey, I should say "With what porpoise?"'
'Don't you mean "purpose"?' said Alice.
'I mean what I say, ' the Mock Turtle replied in an offended tone. And the Gryphon added 'Come, let's hear some of YOUR adventures.'
'I could tell you my adventures beginning from this morning, ' said Alice a little timidly: 'but it's no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.'
'Explain all that, ' said the Mock Turtle.
'No, no! The adventures first, ' said the Gryphon in an impatient tone: 'explanations take such a dreadful time.'
So Alice began telling them her adventures from the time when she first saw the White Rabbit. She was a little nervous about it just at first, the two creatures got so close to her, one on each side, and opened their eyes and mouths so VERY wide, but she gained courage as she went on. Her listeners were perfectly quiet till she got to the part about her repeating 'YOU ARE OLD, FATHER WILLIAM, ' to the Caterpillar, and the words all coming different, and then the Mock Turtle drew a long breath, and said 'That's very curious.'

Втр 18 Дек 2012 19:10:14
>>39884001
Ну, в прошлый тред он огорчался что не та пикча которую он хотел.

Втр 18 Дек 2012 19:10:22
>>39883866
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Втр 18 Дек 2012 19:10:24
>>39883981
За вайп моей любимой песней — я искренне готов тебя обнять!

Втр 18 Дек 2012 19:10:32
>>39884062
>Ответишь не вайп-постом - получишь тортик.
>Сделать невозможным нормальное общение на имиджборде
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Втр 18 Дек 2012 19:10:33
>>39883943
Чего не делал?

Втр 18 Дек 2012 19:10:38
Понитред должен быть с кулаками.

Втр 18 Дек 2012 19:10:45
>>39883897
>А вайперы-то, оказывается, посты другие не игнорируют.
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Втр 18 Дек 2012 19:10:51
'It's all about as curious as it can be, ' said the Gryphon.
'It all came different!' the Mock Turtle repeated thoughtfully. 'I should like to hear her try and repeat something now. Tell her to begin.' He looked at the Gryphon as if he thought it had some kind of authority over Alice.
'Stand up and repeat "'TIS THE VOICE OF THE SLUGGARD, "' said the Gryphon.
'How the creatures order one about, and make one repeat lessons!' thought Alice; 'I might as well be at school at once.' However, she got up, and began to repeat it, but her head was so full of the Lobster Quadrille, that she hardly knew what she was saying, and the words came very queer indeed:

"'Tis the voice of the Lobster; I heard him declare,
"You have baked me too brown, I must sugar my hair."
As a duck with its eyelids, so he with his nose
Trims his belt and his buttons, and turns out his toes.'

[ later editions continued as follows
When the sands are all dry, he is gay as a lark,
And will talk in contemptuous tones of the Shark,
But, when the tide rises and sharks are around,
His voice has a timid and tremulous sound. ]


Втр 18 Дек 2012 19:10:55
>>39883865
>Скрытно переместился.
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Втр 18 Дек 2012 19:10:55
сейчас у них мода, что желчный пузырь никому не нужен, — вырезают уже в 17 летнем возрасте, — вот такого рода деятельность евреев от медицины вполне устраивает.
рак травля кококок

Втр 18 Дек 2012 19:10:56
>>39884087
Дайте его реквест, я его не видел.

Втр 18 Дек 2012 19:11:05
'That's different from what I used to say when I was a child, ' said the Gryphon.
'Well, I never heard it before, ' said the Mock Turtle; 'but it sounds uncommon nonsense.'
Alice said nothing; she had sat down with her face in her hands, wondering if anything would EVER happen in a natural way again.
'I should like to have it explained, ' said the Mock Turtle.
'She can't explain it, ' said the Gryphon hastily. 'Go on with the next verse.'
'But about his toes?' the Mock Turtle persisted. 'How COULD he turn them out with his nose, you know?'
'It's the first position in dancing.' Alice said; but was dreadfully puzzled by the whole thing, and longed to change the subject.
'Go on with the next verse, ' the Gryphon repeated impatiently: 'it begins "I passed by his garden."'
Alice did not dare to disobey, though she felt sure it would all come wrong, and she went on in a trembling voice:

'I passed by his garden, and marked, with one eye,
How the Owl and the Panther were sharing a pie — '

[ later editions continued as follows
The Panther took pie crust, and gravy, and meat,
While the Owl had the dish as its share of the treat.
When the pie was all finished, the Owl, as a boon,
Was kindly permitted to pocket the spoon:
While the Panther received knife and fork with a growl,
And concluded the banquet — ]

'What IS the use of repeating all that stuff, ' the Mock Turtle interrupted, 'if you don't explain it as you go on? It's by far the most confusing thing I ever heard!'
'Yes, I think you'd better leave off, ' said the Gryphon: and Alice was only too glad to do so.
'Shall we try another figure of the Lobster Quadrille?' the Gryphon went on. 'Or would you like the Mock Turtle to sing you a song?'
'Oh, a song, please, if the Mock Turtle would be so kind, ' Alice replied, so eagerly that the Gryphon said, in a rather offended toe, 'Hm! No accounting for tastes! Sing her "Turtle Soup, " will you, old fellow?'

Втр 18 Дек 2012 19:11:06
>>39883896
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Втр 18 Дек 2012 19:11:17
>>39884092
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Втр 18 Дек 2012 19:11:19
>>39884062
Ты думаешь что общение становится невозможным?

Втр 18 Дек 2012 19:11:22
>>39884062
Но куклоскрипт же...

Втр 18 Дек 2012 19:11:25
>Гарри Хокси. Harry Hoxsey (1901—1974). Без медобразования. Начился лечить травами от отца. Занимался лечением рака травами. К 1950 году оффис Хокси в Далласе, с филиалами в 17 других штатах, был крупнейшим мире центром альтернативного лечения рака. Официальная медицина постоянно репрессировала Хокси. Тем не менее, по результатам двух судебных процессов, возбуждённых, АМА против Хокси, суд был вынужден признать положительной действие «Элексира Хокси» http://www.spcpa.ru/slr/preview/articles/758.html
Аралия

Втр 18 Дек 2012 19:11:29
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> Аралия
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Втр 18 Дек 2012 19:11:30
The Mock Turtle sighed deeply, and began, in a voice sometimes choked with sobs, to sing this:

'Beautiful Soup, so rich and green,
Waiting in a hot tureen!
Who for such dainties would not stoop?
Soup of the evening, beautiful Soup!
Soup of the evening, beautiful Soup!
Beau ootiful Soo oop!
Beau ootiful Soo oop!
Soo oop of the e e evening,
Beautiful, beautiful Soup!

'Beautiful Soup! Who cares for fish,
Game, or any other dish?
Who would not give all else for two
Pennyworth only of beautiful Soup?
Pennyworth only of beautiful Soup?
Beau ootiful Soo oop!
Beau ootiful Soo oop!
Soo oop of the e e evening,
Beautiful, beauti FUL SOUP!'

'Chorus again!' cried the Gryphon, and the Mock Turtle had just begun to repeat it, when a cry of 'The trial's beginning!' was heard in the distance.
'Come on!' cried the Gryphon, and, taking Alice by the hand, it hurried off, without waiting for the end of the song.
'What trial is it?' Alice panted as she ran; but the Gryphon only answered 'Come on!' and ran the faster, while more and more faintly came, carried on the breeze that followed them, the melancholy words:

'Soo oop of the e e evening,
Beautiful, beautiful Soup!'

Втр 18 Дек 2012 19:11:49
>>39884087
>Ну, в прошлый тред он огорчался что не та пикча которую он хотел.
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Втр 18 Дек 2012 19:11:50
У зефиркина вагина бы пылилась, как никогда. Слишком быстрый войп.

Втр 18 Дек 2012 19:11:58
>>39884144
Поздно, его уже смыло.

Втр 18 Дек 2012 19:12:02
CHAPTER XI
Who Stole the Tarts?

The King and Queen of Hearts were seated on their throne when they arrived, with a great crowd assembled about them all sorts of little birds and beasts, as well as the whole pack of cards: the Knave was standing before them, in chains, with a soldier on each side to guard him; and near the King was the White Rabbit, with a trumpet in one hand, and a scroll of parchment in the other. In the very middle of the court was a table, with a large dish of tarts upon it: they looked so good, that it made Alice quite hungry to look at them 'I wish they'd get the trial done, ' she thought, 'and hand round the refreshments!' But there seemed to be no chance of this, so she began looking at everything about her, to pass away the time.
Alice had never been in a court of justice before, but she had read about them in books, and she was quite pleased to find that she knew the name of nearly everything there. 'That's the judge, ' she said to herself, 'because of his great wig.'
The judge, by the way, was the King; and as he wore his crown over the wig, (look at the frontispiece if you want to see how he did it, ) he did not look at all comfortable, and it was certainly not becoming.
'And that's the jury box, ' thought Alice, 'and those twelve creatures, ' (she was obliged to say 'creatures, ' you see, because some of them were animals, and some were birds, ) 'I suppose they are the jurors.' She said this last word two or three times over to herself, being rather proud of it: for she thought, and rightly too, that very few little girls of her age knew the meaning of it at all. However, 'jury men' would have done just as well.
The twelve jurors were all writing very busily on slates. 'What are they doing?' Alice whispered to the Gryphon. 'They can't have anything to put down yet, before the trial's begun.'
'They're putting down their names, ' the Gryphon whispered in reply, 'for fear they should forget them before the end of the trial.'
'Stupid things!' Alice began in a loud, indignant voice, but she stopped hastily, for the White Rabbit cried out, 'Silence in the court!' and the King put on his spectacles and looked anxiously round, to make out who was talking.
Alice could see, as well as if she were looking over their shoulders, that all the jurors were writing down 'stupid things!' on their slates, and she could even make out that one of them didn't know how to spell 'stupid, ' and that he had to ask his neighbour to tell him. 'A nice muddle their slates'll be in before the trial's over!' thought Alice.
One of the jurors had a pencil that squeaked. This of course, Alice could not stand, and she went round the court and got behind him, and very soon found an opportunity of taking it away. She did it so quickly that the poor little juror (it was Bill, the Lizard) could not make out at all what had become of it; so, after hunting all about for it, he was obliged to write with one finger for the rest of the day; and this was of very little use, as it left no mark on the slate.

Втр 18 Дек 2012 19:12:03
>>39884055
>И тебя с Саввой!
>Нельзя ругать лошадь.
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Втр 18 Дек 2012 19:12:07
>>39884177
Понидебилу рвет жопу, как мило.

Втр 18 Дек 2012 19:12:15
>>39883879
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Втр 18 Дек 2012 19:12:25
>>39884177
>Ты думаешь что общение становится невозможным?
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Втр 18 Дек 2012 19:12:38
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Втр 18 Дек 2012 19:12:41
>>39884181 НО ОН У МЕНbШТНСТВА

Привет унылчан. Дело в том что у меня есть друг. Немного необычный друг. Мой друг это случайность. Познакомился я с ним когда на меня в подворотне набросился какой-то психопат, так как я никаким БИ не обучена он быстро повалил меня и собирался сделать что то не очень хорошее но ВНЕЗАПНО(это слово будет вам часто встречаться в моей истории) он упал в обморок. Я быстро смылась от туда и ни кому об этом не говорила. После этого я стала задумываться об случае и в какой-то момент я начала одушевлять его. Для меня случай это молодой человек с ничем не примечательной внешностью но с глазами вмешавшими в себя все чувства мира. После того как я создала его образ в моей голове я начала пытаться разговаривать с ним, вначале это было безрезультатно но потом он начал мне отвечать. Он начал исполнять мои мелкие просьбы вроде удачного билета на экзамене, или редко ходящего автобуса. Пару раз я покупала лотерейки и выигрывала понемногу. В итоге я с ним подружилась и теперь моя жизнь полностью подчинена ему. Я никогда не строю планы и мне все удается. Хорошо иметь такого друга. Ах да Лич если ты готов немного поиграть с этим людьми дай знак.

Втр 18 Дек 2012 19:12:41
&amp;#39;Herald, read the accusation!&amp;#39; said the King.
On this the White Rabbit blew three blasts on the trumpet, and then unrolled the parchment scroll, and read as follows:

&amp;#39;The Queen of Hearts, she made some tarts,
All on a summer day:
The Knave of Hearts, he stole those tarts,
And took them quite away!&amp;#39;

&amp;#39;Consider your verdict, &amp;#39; the King said to the jury.
&amp;#39;Not yet, not yet!&amp;#39; the Rabbit hastily interrupted. &amp;#39;There&amp;#39;s a great deal to come before that!&amp;#39;
&amp;#39;Call the first witness, &amp;#39; said the King; and the White Rabbit blew three blasts on the trumpet, and called out, &amp;#39;First witness!&amp;#39;
The first witness was the Hatter. He came in with a teacup in one hand and a piece of bread and butter in the other. &amp;#39;I beg pardon, your Majesty, &amp;#39; he began, &amp;#39;for bringing these in: but I hadn&amp;#39;t quite finished my tea when I was sent for.&amp;#39;
&amp;#39;You ought to have finished, &amp;#39; said the King. &amp;#39;When did you begin?&amp;#39;
The Hatter looked at the March Hare, who had followed him into the court, arm in arm with the Dormouse. &amp;#39;Fourteenth of March, I think it was, &amp;#39; he said.
&amp;#39;Fifteenth, &amp;#39; said the March Hare.
&amp;#39;Sixteenth, &amp;#39; added the Dormouse.
&amp;#39;Write that down, &amp;#39; the King said to the jury, and the jury eagerly wrote down all three dates on their slates, and then added them up, and reduced the answer to shillings and pence.
&amp;#39;Take off your hat, &amp;#39; the King said to the Hatter.
&amp;#39;It isn&amp;#39;t mine, &amp;#39; said the Hatter.
&amp;#39;Stolen!&amp;#39; the King exclaimed, turning to the jury, who instantly made a memorandum of the fact.
&amp;#39;I keep them to sell, &amp;#39; the Hatter added as an explanation; &amp;#39;I&amp;#39;ve none of my own. I&amp;#39;m a hatter.&amp;#39;
Here the Queen put on her spectacles, and began staring at the Hatter, who turned pale and fidgeted.
&amp;#39;Give your evidence, &amp;#39; said the King; &amp;#39;and don&amp;#39;t be nervous, or I&amp;#39;ll have you executed on the spot.&amp;#39;
This did not seem to encourage the witness at all: he kept shifting form one foot to the other, looking uneasily at the Queen, and in his confusion he bit a large piece out of his teacup instead of the bread and butter.
Just at this moment Alice felt a very curious sensation, which puzzled her a good deal until she made out what it was: she was beginning to grow larger again, and she thought at first she would get up and leave the court; but on second thoughts she decided to remain where she was as long as there was room for her.
&amp;#39;I wish you wouldn&amp;#39;t squeeze so.&amp;#39; said the Dormouse, who was sitting next to her. &amp;#39;I can hardly breathe.&amp;#39;
&amp;#39;I can&amp;#39;t help it, &amp;#39; said Alice very meekly: &amp;#39;I&amp;#39;m growing.&amp;#39;
&amp;#39;You&amp;#39;ve no right to grow here, &amp;#39; said the Dormouse.
&amp;#39;Don&amp;#39;t talk nonsense, &amp;#39; said Alice more boldly: &amp;#39;you know you&amp;#39;re growing too.&amp;#39;
&amp;#39;Yes, but I grow at a reasonable pace, &amp;#39; said the Dormouse: &amp;#39;not in that ridiculous fashion.&amp;#39; And he got up very sulkily and crossed over to the other side of the court.
All this time the Queen had never left off staring at the Hatter, and, just as the Dormouse crossed the court, she said to one of the officers of the court, &amp;#39;Bring me the list of the singers in the last concert!&amp;#39; on which the wretched Hatter trembled so, that he shook both his shoes off.
&amp;#39;Give your evidence, &amp;#39; the King repeated angrily, &amp;#39;or I&amp;#39;ll have you executed, whether you&amp;#39;re nervous or not.&amp;#39;
&amp;#39;I&amp;#39;m a poor man, your Majesty, &amp;#39; the Hatter began, in a trembling voice, &amp;#39; and I hadn&amp;#39;t begun my tea not above a week or so and what with the bread and butter getting so thin and the twinkling of the tea &amp;#39;
&amp;#39;The twinkling of the what?&amp;#39; said the King.
&amp;#39;It began with the tea, &amp;#39; the Hatter replied.
&amp;#39;Of course twinkling begins with a T!&amp;#39; said the King sharply. &amp;#39;Do you take me for a dunce? Go on!&amp;#39;
&amp;#39;I&amp;#39;m a poor man, &amp;#39; the Hatter went on, &amp;#39;and most things twinkled after that only the March Hare said &amp;#39;
&amp;#39;I didn&amp;#39;t!&amp;#39; said the Hatter.
&amp;#39;I deny it!&amp;#39; said the King: &amp;#39;leave out that part.&amp;#39;
&amp;#39;Well, at any rate, the Dormouse said &amp;#39; the Hatter went on, looking anxiously round to see if he would deny it too: but the Dormouse denied nothing, being fast asleep.
&amp;#39;After that, &amp;#39; continued the Hatter, &amp;#39;I cut some more bread— and butter &amp;#39;
&amp;#39;But what did the Dormouse say?&amp;#39; one of the jury asked.
&amp;#39;That I can&amp;#39;t remember, &amp;#39; said the Hatter.
&amp;#39;You MUST remember, &amp;#39; remarked the King, &amp;#39;or I&amp;#39;ll have you executed.&amp;#39;
The miserable Hatter dropped his teacup and bread and butter, and went down on one knee. &amp;#39;I&amp;#39;m a poor man, your Majesty, &amp;#39; he began.
&amp;#39;You&amp;#39;re a very poor speaker, &amp;#39; said the King.
Here one of the guinea pigs cheered, and was immediately suppressed by the officers of the court. (As that is rather a hard word, I will just explain to you how it was done. They had a large canvas bag, which tied up at the mouth with strings: into this they slipped the guinea pig, head first, and then sat upon it.)

Втр 18 Дек 2012 19:12:50
>>39884071
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Втр 18 Дек 2012 19:12:53
&amp;#39;I&amp;#39;m glad I&amp;#39;ve seen that done, &amp;#39; thought Alice. &amp;#39;I&amp;#39;ve so often read in the newspapers, at the end of trials, "There was some attempts at applause, which was immediately suppressed by the officers of the court, " and I never understood what it meant till now.&amp;#39;
&amp;#39;If that&amp;#39;s all you know about it, you may stand down, &amp;#39; continued the King.
&amp;#39;I can&amp;#39;t go no lower, &amp;#39; said the Hatter: &amp;#39;I&amp;#39;m on the floor, as it is.&amp;#39;
&amp;#39;Then you may SIT down, &amp;#39; the King replied.
Here the other guinea pig cheered, and was suppressed.
&amp;#39;Come, that finished the guinea pigs!&amp;#39; thought Alice. &amp;#39;Now we shall get on better.&amp;#39;
&amp;#39;I&amp;#39;d rather finish my tea, &amp;#39; said the Hatter, with an anxious look at the Queen, who was reading the list of singers.
&amp;#39;You may go, &amp;#39; said the King, and the Hatter hurriedly left the court, without even waiting to put his shoes on.
&amp;#39; and just take his head off outside, &amp;#39; the Queen added to one of the officers: but the Hatter was out of sight before the officer could get to the door.
&amp;#39;Call the next witness!&amp;#39; said the King.
The next witness was the Duchess&amp;#39;s cook. She carried the pepper box in her hand, and Alice guessed who it was, even before she got into the court, by the way the people near the door began sneezing all at once.
&amp;#39;Give your evidence, &amp;#39; said the King.
&amp;#39;Shan&amp;#39;t, &amp;#39; said the cook.
The King looked anxiously at the White Rabbit, who said in a low voice, &amp;#39;Your Majesty must cross examine THIS witness.&amp;#39;
&amp;#39;Well, if I must, I must, &amp;#39; the King said, with a melancholy air, and, after folding his arms and frowning at the cook till his eyes were nearly out of sight, he said in a deep voice, &amp;#39;What are tarts made of?&amp;#39;
&amp;#39;Pepper, mostly, &amp;#39; said the cook.
&amp;#39;Treacle, &amp;#39; said a sleepy voice behind her.
&amp;#39;Collar that Dormouse, &amp;#39; the Queen shrieked out. &amp;#39;Behead that Dormouse! Turn that Dormouse out of court! Suppress him! Pinch him! Off with his whiskers!&amp;#39;
For some minutes the whole court was in confusion, getting the Dormouse turned out, and, by the time they had settled down again, the cook had disappeared.
&amp;#39;Never mind!&amp;#39; said the King, with an air of great relief. &amp;#39;Call the next witness.&amp;#39; And he added in an undertone to the Queen, &amp;#39;Really, my dear, YOU must cross examine the next witness. It quite makes my forehead ache!&amp;#39;
Alice watched the White Rabbit as he fumbled over the list, feeling very curious to see what the next witness would be like, &amp;#39; for they haven&amp;#39;t got much evidence YET, &amp;#39; she said to herself. Imagine her surprise, when the White Rabbit read out, at the top of his shrill little voice, the name &amp;#39;Alice!&amp;#39;

Втр 18 Дек 2012 19:13:01
CHAPTER XII
Alice&amp;#39;s Evidence

&amp;#39;Here!&amp;#39; cried Alice, quite forgetting in the flurry of the moment how large she had grown in the last few minutes, and she jumped up in such a hurry that she tipped over the jury box with the edge of her skirt, upsetting all the jurymen on to the heads of the crowd below, and there they lay sprawling about, reminding her very much of a globe of goldfish she had accidentally upset the week before.
&amp;#39;Oh, I BEG your pardon!&amp;#39; she exclaimed in a tone of great dismay, and began picking them up again as quickly as she could, for the accident of the goldfish kept running in her head, and she had a vague sort of idea that they must be collected at once and put back into the jury box, or they would die.
&amp;#39;The trial cannot proceed, &amp;#39; said the King in a very grave voice, &amp;#39;until all the jurymen are back in their proper places— ALL, &amp;#39; he repeated with great emphasis, looking hard at Alice as he said do.
Alice looked at the jury box, and saw that, in her haste, she had put the Lizard in head downwards, and the poor little thing was waving its tail about in a melancholy way, being quite unable to move. She soon got it out again, and put it right; &amp;#39;not that it signifies much, &amp;#39; she said to herself; &amp;#39;I should think it would be QUITE as much use in the trial one way up as the other.&amp;#39;
As soon as the jury had a little recovered from the shock of being upset, and their slates and pencils had been found and handed back to them, they set to work very diligently to write out a history of the accident, all except the Lizard, who seemed too much overcome to do anything but sit with its mouth open, gazing up into the roof of the court.
&amp;#39;What do you know about this business?&amp;#39; the King said to Alice.
&amp;#39;Nothing, &amp;#39; said Alice.
&amp;#39;Nothing WHATEVER?&amp;#39; persisted the King.
&amp;#39;Nothing whatever, &amp;#39; said Alice.
&amp;#39;That&amp;#39;s very important, &amp;#39; the King said, turning to the jury. They were just beginning to write this down on their slates, when the White Rabbit interrupted: &amp;#39;UNimportant, your Majesty means, of course, &amp;#39; he said in a very respectful tone, but frowning and making faces at him as he spoke.
&amp;#39;UNimportant, of course, I meant, &amp;#39; the King hastily said, and went on to himself in an undertone, &amp;#39;important unimportant— unimportant important &amp;#39; as if he were trying which word sounded best.
Some of the jury wrote it down &amp;#39;important, &amp;#39; and some &amp;#39;unimportant.&amp;#39; Alice could see this, as she was near enough to look over their slates; &amp;#39;but it doesn&amp;#39;t matter a bit, &amp;#39; she thought to herself.
At this moment the King, who had been for some time busily writing in his note book, cackled out &amp;#39;Silence!&amp;#39; and read out from his book, &amp;#39;Rule Forty two. ALL PERSONS MORE THAN A MILE HIGH TO LEAVE THE COURT.&amp;#39;
Everybody looked at Alice.
&amp;#39;I&amp;#39;M not a mile high, &amp;#39; said Alice.
&amp;#39;You are, &amp;#39; said the King.
&amp;#39;Nearly two miles high, &amp;#39; added the Queen.
&amp;#39;Well, I shan&amp;#39;t go, at any rate, &amp;#39; said Alice: &amp;#39;besides, that&amp;#39;s not a regular rule: you invented it just now.&amp;#39;
&amp;#39;It&amp;#39;s the oldest rule in the book, &amp;#39; said the King.
&amp;#39;Then it ought to be Number One, &amp;#39; said Alice.
The King turned pale, and shut his note book hastily. &amp;#39;Consider your verdict, &amp;#39; he said to the jury, in a low, trembling voice.
&amp;#39;There&amp;#39;s more evidence to come yet, please your Majesty, &amp;#39; said the White Rabbit, jumping up in a great hurry; &amp;#39;this paper has just been picked up.&amp;#39;
&amp;#39;What&amp;#39;s in it?&amp;#39; said the Queen.
&amp;#39;I haven&amp;#39;t opened it yet, said the White Rabbit, &amp;#39;but it seems to be a letter, written by the prisoner to to somebody.&amp;#39;
&amp;#39;It must have been that, &amp;#39; said the King, &amp;#39;unless it was written to nobody, which isn&amp;#39;t usual, you know.&amp;#39;
&amp;#39;Who is it directed to?&amp;#39; said one of the jurymen.
&amp;#39;It isn&amp;#39;t directed at all, &amp;#39; said the White Rabbit; &amp;#39;in fact, there&amp;#39;s nothing written on the OUTSIDE.&amp;#39; He unfolded the paper as he spoke, and added &amp;#39;It isn&amp;#39;t a letter, after all: it&amp;#39;s a set of verses.&amp;#39;
&amp;#39;Are they in the prisoner&amp;#39;s handwriting?&amp;#39; asked another of they jurymen.
&amp;#39;No, they&amp;#39;re not, &amp;#39; said the White Rabbit, &amp;#39;and that&amp;#39;s the queerest thing about it.&amp;#39; (The jury all looked puzzled.)
&amp;#39;He must have imitated somebody else&amp;#39;s hand, &amp;#39; said the King. (The jury all brightened up again.)
&amp;#39;Please your Majesty, &amp;#39; said the Knave, &amp;#39;I didn&amp;#39;t write it, and they can&amp;#39;t prove I did: there&amp;#39;s no name signed at the end.&amp;#39;
&amp;#39;If you didn&amp;#39;t sign it, &amp;#39; said the King, &amp;#39;that only makes the matter worse. You MUST have meant some mischief, or else you&amp;#39;d have signed your name like an honest man.&amp;#39;
There was a general clapping of hands at this: it was the first really clever thing the King had said that day.

Втр 18 Дек 2012 19:13:11
>>39884029
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Печенька с вареньем я люблю тебя!!!                                                                       Печенька с вареньем я люблю тебя!!!

Печенька!                                                                                                                Печенька!
Печенька!                                                                                                                Печенька!
Печенька с вареньем во рту у меня!                                                                          Печенька с вареньем во рту у меня!
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Втр 18 Дек 2012 19:13:12
Хорошо что вайп идет так быстро. Никто не узнает что я ебу гусей!

Втр 18 Дек 2012 19:13:14
>>39884286
Сказал понидебил держась за окровавленный анус.

Втр 18 Дек 2012 19:13:21
>>39884115
>Чего не делал?
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Печенька!                                                                                                                Печенька!
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Печенька с вареньем во рту у меня!                                                                          Печенька с вареньем во рту у меня!
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Втр 18 Дек 2012 19:13:24
>>39884279
А кто мешает его поставить?
Тут один анон отписывался что он не стоит (выдает ошибку). А так вообще куклоскрипт у большинства же.


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