пасты с 4chan
Аноны, а давайте повспоминаем самые эпичные пасты с форчана.
I go into the kitchen and put the kettle on the stove. Light a match, a couple of seconds looking at it, turned the knob of the gas stove and I present the match to the burner. Flame erupts. The flame is blue. Even. I look at the flame and a kettle. Five minutes later, all over the kitchen goes wild stink. No wonder. After all, in the kettle - urine. Why piss in a pot? Because I peed there ...
Today there was an interesting incident: I&#39;m standing at a tram stop in headphones music plays in full, the sun is baking, in short - a great summer day. Suddenly, at one point someone pulled me by the sleeve hoodies. Turning, I saw an old man of seventy in cap, glasses, a plaid shirt ... Simply put, its appearance embodies the absolute pensioner&#39;s kindness and innocence. And he looks at me, smiles slyly and suddenly blurted out: "Well, you do it, you&#39;re here twenty-five years, and for sure you have a girlfriend, and you, in short, do not fucking get carried away, but it will not stand."
I confess that I would not like startled ... I just ohueli. No other word would not be as fully and as accurately express all the emotions that I felt at that moment. To avoid offending a strange retired, I decided to smile and be silent, and it was, perhaps, was the right move, even though I looked like, probably like a moron. But this is not all. Now you want me to drive up the tram, opened the door, I started to get up, but in the back just gets heard the phrase: "And by the way, you&#39;re likely to play games on the computer, so to play in Dead Space" (he had said)
And in conclusion he said: "zaebis game. Recommends."
Доставьте пасту про то, как хикке со шлюхой пришли на какую-то вечеринку и потом эта шлюха проспорила альфачу на минет.
YA EEDU NA KUKHNYU EE POSTAVEEL CHAYNEECK NA PLEETU. ZAZHGITYE SPEECHCKU, PAROO SYEQUND SMOTRYEL NA NYEYE, POUVYERNOOL ROOCHKU NA GAZOUVOUJ PLITE, I YA PRYEDSTAVIT MATCH K GORYELKYE. PLAMYA VSPYKHIVAYET.PLAMYA SINEGOU CVYETA. DAZHE. YA SMOUTRYU NA PLAMYA EE CHAJNEEK. PYAT MINUT SPOOSTYA, POU VSYEY CKUKHNYE IDET DICKAYA VOUN. NYE UDEEVITELNO. VED V CHAYNEEQE - MOCHA. POUCHYEMOO MOUCHA V GOURSHCKYE? POTOMOO CHTO YA MOCHILSYA TAM ...
Короче я - хикка. Позвал как то знакомую шлюху на вечеринку, а она там проспорила местному альфачу и строчканула ему миньет. Печаль, аноны, что делать?
Не-не, там она еще этому хикке показала сперму в её рту.