>>43606172A Snail&#39;s Pace
You wake up in the middle of the night with a terrible craving for a clover and wheatgrass sandwich.
Youd never had cravings like this before you got to Equestria, but considering they eat grass and flowers and shit, its about the tastiest thing you can find.
You heard somewhere that clovers are toxic in large amounts. Fuck it. Youre not sure if thats true, but youll probably find out eventually.
You stumble out of bed, naked from the waist up and still half asleep.
Well, maybe mostly asleep.
Maybe 90% asleep.
You try to pull your blanket over your shoulders, but youre too lazy and it falls to the floor.
You walk like a drunkard out into the hallway, swaying and crashing into walls.
Your bumbling make loud sudden thumps and bangs as you collide with the sides of the hallway.
You pause to tell the walls to shut the fuck up, theyll wake everyone in the house.
You think the walls look repentant but give them one last solid kick just in case they havent learned their lesson.
You squint down the hallway but it doesnt look at all familiar.
Fuck it, keep walking.
It gets cold and the floor feels wet and icy below your feet. You wish youd brought slippers.
Fuck it, keep walking.
You run face first into a cold wooden wall.
Stupid wall, you thought youd put it in its place last time.
With a grumble you give the wall another solid kick and it gives way, swinging inward.
Oh. That was a door.
Stupid door, making you think it was a wall.
You shuffle through the doorway and kick the door shut again behind you, just in case it gets any ideas about following you.
Wheres the fucking kitchen?
This hall doesnt seem to be getting any more familiar, but you know it has to lead to something.
Maybe another door might work. These stupid tricksie doors seem to be taunting you right now.
You raise a foot, taking no chances, and kick a door down at random.
Let there be food in here, you pray. Please, or Ill start eating furniture, and that was anything but tasty last time.
You stand, foot still raised in the doorway, while you eyes adjust to the darkness.
The room before you is unfamiliar, cramped, and cluttered. Posters of Trixie cover the walls, shimmering with what might be glitter. The floor shines, maybe linoleum, and a bed stands in one corner of the room.
From the bed you hear a soft male giggle and groan.
What the fuck? No male ponies live in your house.
The shape in the bed shifts, shivering. It lets out another whimpering sound.
Where are you? What is this shit?
You should walk away right now, but you just cant help yourself. Curiosity is taking you over.
You approach the bed slowly, hearing a strange sliding sound from your feet as they glide across the slick, moist floor.
Slick moist floor? What the fuck? Are the floors in league with walls and doors now?
You reach a trembling hand out for the blanket covered shape in the bed.
You grip the sheet and with a jerk pull it back.
Suddenly, youre very much awake. And also no longer hungry.
Before you lies Snails, a unicorn youve seen around town a few times. Hes lying on his back, touching his own chest and genitals lovingly. Knobs like massive warts move slowly around his skin as he whimpers in pleasure.
Wait, theyre not warts, theyre...
Hes completely covered, head to toe including his dick, in snails.
You jolt backwards with a horrified cry.
Where are you? How did you get here? Fuck, that cold ground must have been outside! You walked all the way to his house, kicked down the door, and went into his room!
Never mind your possible trespassing charge though, what the fuck is he doing?!
Snails sits up in bed with a start. His long legs flail around like a spiders as snails lime drips from his mane and coat.
A-anon! Whatre you doin here! he cries.
He reaches to cover his genitals, but doesnt do anything to remove the snails still slithering over his body.
You feel your stomach lurch.
What are you DOING? you scream, trying not to puke.
He blinks at you, his eyes welling up with tears and his lip quivering.
Buh-but anon, Im just doin what I was born to do! he says. Its my cutie mark! Im meant to sexually please snails!
WHAT?! you demand.
Well I dont have to suck dicks or anything, and they can be male or female so I just imagine theyre all girls when theyre rubbing their parts on me.
No...stop...stop talking! you say.
But its natural, Anon!
He gets up, the snails sliding down his body to the floor which you realize now is completely covered in snail slime.
You stumble back and slip, falling onto your butt in the sticky gunk. Snails just keeps approaching you, his snail minions in front of him in a line like battalion.
They like you, he says with a smile, his horn glowing light green. And Ill do anything to please my snails.
The door magically slams shut behind you, plunging the room into darkness.
What is he saying? God damn it, all you wanted was a snack!
You feel the snails crawling up your legs, finding their way under your boxers.
No, no you have to stop this, oh god no!
Theyre everywhere now, all over your body, their slime seeping into your very pours. You feel their moist suction on your dick.
What the fuck, no, it wasnt supposed to be like this!
Doors, walls, help me! Im sorry I was ever mean to you!
You hear Snails sighing happily in the darkness.
Just imagine its pussy juice, he says as the snails reach your face and begin to push their slime into your mouth and nose. And dont worry, theyll be very gentle when they get into your butt.
You try to scream, but the slime coats your mouth so all that comes out is a massive sticky bubble.
Youve covered now, theyre everywhere.
You thrash on the floor as the snails find their way into your most person of areas and play their snail games there till mornings light.
And thats how you lost your virginity.