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Пнд 11 Мар 2013 12:30:02
English practice thread
Hello everyone!
There we will be speaking English, showing cool tricks and high speaking level. English thread go!


Пнд 11 Мар 2013 12:32:07
айм э бой
айм фром раша
май нейм из сергей
айм файн, сенкс
энд вот эбаут ю?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 12:33:23
>>44765208

I am tyan and I will show you no proofs

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 12:36:39
What do you think of modern english? Is it important to use full grammar capabilities? Or it is enough to use thee tenses and simple words for communication?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 12:36:54
>>44765109
Криэйт зис трэд эгейн мазефакэ энд айлл тич ю сам инглиш лессонс юзинг юр анус энд май пинис.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 12:37:04
S КАК ДОЛЛАР

F КАК ЖИРАФИК

M КАК МАКДОНАЛЬДС

U КАК ПОДКОВА

Z КАК ОПЕЛЬ

A КАК РУССКАЯ А

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 12:37:11
>There we will be speaking English

Здесь будет разговорный английский? Если да, то разве не colloquial? Если нет, то "здесь будет английский разговор"? Если да, то разве не "English speaking"?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 12:38:43
>>44765435

For bydlo three tenses and some simple words is enough.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 12:39:50
>>44765458

Может быть, я имел ввиду present continuous

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 12:39:59
>>44765530
And some item names from DotA.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 12:40:44
>>44765453

Насчет S и U понятно, т.к. может быть C или Y. Но что за говно с остальными буквами? Что можно перепутать с F, M, Z, A?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 12:41:21
>>44765530

Go and wash your ass, Manya

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 12:42:04
>>44765680

It's clean already.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 12:42:49
>>44765717

Then shave your anus and PREPARE IT!

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 12:42:51
>>44765109
Анон, я знаю, что этот вопрос уже всех заебал, но как мне выучить этот ебаный английский? Серьезно. Есть ли какие-то программы/онлайн курсы, чтобы "всё включено"? Чтобы скачать по прямой ссылке, запустить, нажать большую кнопку и начать обучаться. Посоветуй хороших, на хуйню тратить время не хочу.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 12:46:33
>>44765769

Пожить год среди нормальных носителей.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 12:48:13
>>44765769

I do not know. But I precisely know that the only way to learn a language - is practice. Learning language by reading books is like learning about what love is by watching porn movies. I've just started this thread because I wish to practice a little. People say that English for international communication has simplified grammar and no one speaks using complicated grammar structures if there is a goal to be understood.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 12:50:27
>>44766055
Для практики необходима база. А у меня ее нету нихера. Потому и спрашиваю про годные курсы.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 12:53:21
>>44766163

Читай детские книжки со словарем, осиль учебник English grammar in use, он невероятно годный. Но для того , чтобы действительно говорить на уровне натива - надо жить в англоговорящей среде. Но у всего есть свои цели и передлы. Ты сможешь достичь уровня понимания сериалов, общения с носителями, почему нет? Разве недостаточно?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 12:54:54
>>44766215

The only whore in this thread is your mommy, silly faggot.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 12:58:57
London is the capital of Great Britain! My name is Semen. I love vodka, bears and my balalaika.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 13:01:16
>>44766289
Посмотрел твою книгу - все на английском. Как я буду по ней учиться, если я ничего не понимаю?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 13:02:33
>>44766649

Эту книжку любой школьник осилит.
Ну попробуй Пимслера, для начала.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 13:10:37
>>44766055
Which level of english requires for communication? I can watch movies with english subtitles or read books, but I haven't enough practice in speaking. Maybe you can advice me some internet services/sites, where I can improve my level? It's complicated for me to move in another country for a year.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 13:14:18
>>44767117

the best known service is "4chan.org". Go there and will see if your speaking level is enough or not.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 13:15:03
>>44767290
>you will see

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 13:16:40
>>44767290. Just keep practicing. And open your schoolbook on English.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 13:18:00
>>44766541
- They say, there's Semen in this thread?
- They're pizding, obviously!

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 13:20:39
Can anyone explain me the difference between words Dirigible, Airship and Zeppelin?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 13:22:17
>>44767616
You can do it yourself, they are different words in Russian as well.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 13:23:00
>>44767290
Oh, I just visited this site. There are some pictures of rotten dicks, shitting niggers and naked teen girls. And my eyes started bleeding when I read some posts. Is it an analogue of 2ch.hk with shkolota on it?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 13:23:49
>>44767490
> Semen
сперма?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 13:27:28
>>44767697
4chan is the largest english-speaking imageboard. It is a cool place much better then 2ch.hk because of differences between western and Russian mentalities.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 13:27:36
>>44767733
Yes. Want some?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 13:29:23
>>44767892
Not really, shkolota is shkolota everywhere in the world.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 13:31:01
вот жеж блять, на форчёне запиливсаешь русский тред и 2 поста сьеби в свои двачи
а здесь я уверен эту хуйню в бамп лимит уведут. сьеби в интернешенал билятъ

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 13:31:17
>>44767892
What about reddit? I think it better than 4chan.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 13:31:52
>>44766649
Если не осилил Grammar in use, то и не пытайся выучить английский.
хотя в ней сразу написано, что она не для начинающих

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 13:32:46
>>44767985

Don't be fooled with russian elitism. They are just ordinary people enjoying anonymous communication. Of course, there are some schoolboys on the board but they are becoming ordinary users in healthy anonymous atmosphere.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 13:32:50
>>44768083
>>>/reddit/
Get out.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 13:34:31
>>44768155
Explain your point of view mothafucka.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 13:34:42
>>44767416
>
> haven't had enough practice or don't have enough practice
> can advice me on some or can recommend me some
> It's difficult for me to move
Thanks. I never had a schoolbook (I studied german in school and university), so now I don't know which one I must choose. Intermediate level schoolbooks are too simple and boring.
On the other hand, I do many mistakes only because I never learned english regularly.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 13:35:40
>>44768155
Ritsu is slut))000

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 13:36:55
>>44768283
WTF DID YOU SAID? BIEATCH

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 13:37:09
Ответил на комментарий америкоса:
>I don't understand Russian language,so explain to me : why this guy is beaten in every video I saw ? ;]

Because it has the lowest rank, according to the science of ethology, in other words it is weak, flabby, in Russian лох, чмо and терпила. Russia - not for the weak, it survives only one who can stand up for himself and dominate the other, otherwise sooner or later - suicide.

Потому что у него низкий ранг, согласно науке этологии, иначе говоря он лох, чмо и терпила. Россия - не для слабых, тут выживает только кто может за себя постоять и доминировать над другими, иначе рано или поздно - суицид.

Где допустил ошибки??

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 13:37:33
>>44768150
> They are just ordinary people enjoying anonymous communication.
Ok, this phrase is creeping me out. It's like someone finally understood the essence of the anonymous imageboards.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 13:38:16
>>44768343
Shut up, ugly whore))00 Only gays loves Ritsu))000

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 13:38:48
>>44768283
How about I beat you to death, and then poke out your eyes with your own fingers and watch you bleed, faggot?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 13:39:37
>>44768413
ok. i'm tralled

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 13:39:47
>>44765453
Работаю в тех.поддержке. Частенько диктую адрес. И когда спрашивают "а там с как доллар или как руззкая?", говорю не СИ БЛЯТЬ А ЭС!

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 13:40:15
>>44768359
One more time: any questions?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 13:40:15
>>44768359
Explain please phrase "how you do you do". Really can't understand.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 13:40:41
>There we will be speaking English
fasepalme
HERE WE WILL SPEAK ENGLISH
IDIOTTA

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 13:41:07
>>44768155
Oh you, silly girl.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 13:41:52
>>44768359
How many languages you know (I mean enough to communicate)?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 13:41:54
>>44768533
> how you do you do
You do how you do will be easier to understand. I guess it's something like 'delayech kak delayech' in Russian.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 13:42:57
как по английски "проебал"? (проебал молодость, проебал зарплату, etc)

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 13:43:20
>>44768380

Why should we talk shit about people only because they are not watching Chinese porno cartoons? They use to live their normal lives, they are not "hikka"s. Boards are for everyone, not only for virgins, losers , etc.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 13:43:48
>>44768494
Do you suck dicks?))000

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 13:43:55
Май нэйм ар аркдаий, май еарс олд из твенти хандрет, ай глед туси ю.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 13:44:19
>>44768592
Ritsu ain't silly, you cockgobbler. Ritsu can kill you in over 700 ways and that's just with her bare hands.

So you best watch your mouth, filthy ass nigger.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 13:44:40
>>44768692

Waisted?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 13:45:13
>>44768712
Эуриван он диз борд ис виржинс, лосерс, но ексептионс.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 13:45:29
>>44768738
No, but i think u do

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 13:45:55
>>44768769
Are you newfag without minimum?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 13:46:45
>>44768873
But I don't like Ritsu)))00

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 13:48:06
>>44768626
English and French (I'm from Canada). Also got some pure skills in Russian and Polish.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 13:49:12
Hi everyone. My name is Nobody and i am learning Japanese. Who has enough experience in this language? I am often listening online radio in English and Japanese, not music but a lot of speak. Excuse me for my English, i am still learning. Usually i am just reading developers guide and other documentation.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 13:49:25
>>44768910
Minimum? Oh, boy. We'll soon find out your PAIN THRESHOLD MINIMUM when I'm gonna peel the skin off your goddamn face, you faglord.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 13:50:58
>>44769060
DO YOU SUCK DICKS? YES OR NO

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 13:51:13
>>44769060

And what are you going to say? Okay, you do speak english. Okay, you are cool in this way. Why should we care? If we want to chat with native english speakers we can go to any english speaking imageboard. You are useless here.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 13:51:31
>>44769226
>YES OR NO
CANCEL.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 13:51:34

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 13:52:36
>>44769137
smotri animu lolka))

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 13:53:07
>>44769137
You are a FAGGOT/

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 13:55:01
>>44769301
>))
What the fuck does this shit even mean? Why do I always see ruskies add left brackets at the end of fucking everything?

Are you retarded or something? You're hand is jittery? Explain this shit.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 13:55:34
>>44769226
Yes actually, I'm gay. Why did you ask this unrelated thing?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 13:55:39
>>44765109
>There
Where?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 13:55:53
>>44769398
>add left and right brackets

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 13:57:31
>>44769237
You're such a douchebag...

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 13:59:12
>>44769520
Sam ti dushevoy meshok.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 13:59:53
>>44769398

There are brackets. We need barckets! Brackets stand for emotions, positive )) and negative ((. With more brackets we express stronger, ))) and even STRONGER )))))))) emotions. Fuck you. those facts are basics of russian writing culture.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 13:59:58
>>44769060
In Canada, people learn two languages at the same time or separately (second language as a "foreign", starting from higher grades)?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:02:01
>>44769644
>basics of russian writing culture.
But that's retarded. Well anyway, whatever floats your shitty 3rd worlders' boat.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:03:13
>>44769739

Enjoy your aids and chinese porno-cartoons, fag.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:03:40
>>44765109
You fucking dick. You know that?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:04:22
>>44769791
>getting AIDs by watching my chinese cartoons
Dude, what?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:04:39
>>44769810

Op is always a dick, there is nothing new in it.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:06:54
>>44769863
I know it. That one of many reasons why i said it я хоть правильно блять пишу или вообще по сто ошибок в каждом слове? Никогда не занимался английским.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:07:07
>>44769849

It is a common way of getting AIDS, and those experts are prooving that.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:07:28
>>44768359
Any proofs? If there are none, then you may just GTFO.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:08:36
>>44770001
>dat video
>dat post
You're not making any sense dawg.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:09:48
>>44769984

Why should you care? We are performing a communication and we can understand each other.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:11:03
>>44769648
It depends on specific location in Canada. I live in Ontario, where English is much powerful then French. But we got such thing as "French immersion" sort of bilingual education in schools.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:11:56
>>44765109
Wassup, man! How you doin'?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:12:24
>>44770016
No proofs. You may not believe me, but it is the reason for you to GTFO, not for me.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:13:32
>>44770240

Im chuggin gigabytes, pal. How 'bout you?



Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:14:55
>>44770132
Шо блять?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:15:18
>>44770264
Don't understand.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:15:49
>>44770314
Typical autistic neckbeard on /g/

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:16:09
>>44765277
GTFO, troll.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:17:38
Хей, мазерфакеры. Летс го чатинг он иглеш битчез. Вху донт чатинг он иглеш ленгвиджис, ай вил фак хис мам вери вери хард энд вел.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:17:53
>>44767898
Yeap, I want.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:19:48
>>44770240
Mamu tvoiu ebal, silly cunt.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:20:30
>>44768359
Do you do a barrel roll?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:21:16
>>44770657
Did you have a good time?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:21:17
>>44770691
I don't. Why?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:21:36
>>44770691
I can.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:21:48
>>44765109
HELLOW GAYS I'M A GAY. LET'S TALK BOUT GIRLS. I HAVE FUCKED ONE. RIGHT IN HER CUNT. AND THEN SHE DRINKED MY SEMEN.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:22:54
>>44770740
>fucking 3dpd
No.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:23:36
>>44770721
When someone says "ask your questions", we always ask him "do you suck dicks?" and "do you do a barell roll?". Its a tradition.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:23:37
>>44765109
Ай ем нигга, ай хэв драгс, ай вил би смоук зис щит.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:24:17
>>44770740
Hi there! What kind of gay are you if you got laid with chick?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:24:52
>>44770804
What does 3dpd mean?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:25:51
>>44770885
Yes a bit

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:26:02
>>44770740
> SEMEN
POKAKUN'KAL

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:26:36
>>44770886
It means 3d pig disgusting, my newfag friend.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:27:15
>>44770859
GAY MEANS A BOY. YOU IS NOOB.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:27:46
goddamn i hate niggers and jews

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:28:42
Посоны, поясните за запятые в английском, я не понимаю, когда их ставить, а когда нет.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:28:47
>>44770955
DOUBLE!

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:29:07
>>44770955
we are fine. You?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:29:18
>>44771033
В английском нет запятых.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:30:05
>>44771048
Чому так?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:30:22
>>44771044
I'm bored.
I'm going to sleep, bye POSONY

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:31:19
>>44771048
Ты ебанутый?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:32:07
>>44771083
G'nite niggah.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:34:04
>>44771048
Как и в русском.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:34:23
>>44771133
>44771133
MAH GOSH!

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:35:18
>>44771077
Традиция ещё со времён гражданской войны в США. Вкратце: конфедераты захватили одно почтовое отделение и попытались навязать ставить запятые где они не нужны. Но союзники после победы в войне вообще отменили эту "ненужную фигню". Если сейчас где-то увидишь запятые в английском тексте это калька с французского либо же текст написан безграмотным иммигрантом.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:36:33
>>44771247
Давно такого бреда не слышал.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:36:47
>>44771247
Какие нахуй конфедераты из США имеют отношение к английскому языку?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:37:28
>>44771247
Проиграл с тебя

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:38:30
>>44771247
So why does Russian fuck with punctuation?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:38:34
Sup /b/. Operafags and Foxgays are sucks, Chromegods laughted at them.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:39:02
>>44769156
>rekkit
What does it mean?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:39:20
>>44771420
Russians also fuck with your mother.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:39:27
>>44771422
True idea, bro.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:40:01
Посоветуйте годных стратежек на тему гражданки в США. Хочу угореть по конфедератам.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:41:04
>>44771422
You are suck my dirty dick.


Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:42:27
>>44771310
Учи историю, школьник. После победы союзников Америка стала полноценным государством и начала набирать всё больше авторитета на международной арене. И Великобритания, которая раньше имела гораздо больше колоний и гордо называлась "королевой морей" начала прислушиваться к мнению США по важным вопросам, в т.ч., вопросам английского языка. Законодательно традиция не ставить запятые (т.н. пунктуационный эскапизм) закрепилась позже через 3 месяца после создания ООН в 1945 году.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:42:57
>>44765109
OBJECTION

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:43:22
>>44771420
ANSWER MY QUESTION!

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:43:38
>>44771599
Чёрт, в некоторых местах пропустил запятые. Прошу прощения, просто читал английские тексты целый день.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:45:05
>>44771695
> ,
Дальше не читал

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:46:31
>>44771737
You learn fast!

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:47:17
>>44771695
Hey, what is undertailing supposed to mean? Never came across this word before.
OCHE POLEZNI TREDJ

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:47:46
ENGLISH PUNCTUATION THREAD IS STARTING HERE RIGHT NOW!
Your question?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:48:06
>>44771247
>Обращения

Тут-то ты и соснул.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:48:08
>>44771835
Это подхвостинг.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:49:16
>>44771422
Two cups of tea for this gentelmen.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:49:52
>>44771737
What's the problem? If nobody know where put this symbol, why just dont put this anywhere?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:50:15
>>44771885
You are right.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:50:49
>>44771881
Что "обращения"? Я привёл адекватные этнолингвистические и историко-семантические доводы, соснул ты.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:50:57
>>44771048
I, like, doubt it.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:51:03
Hey guys, what about group verb?
Can I learn it fast?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:51:31
>>44771955
ещё один ньюфаг с запятыми

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:52:12
>>44771935
>Two stools with sharp spides and dicks for you and you mom
fixed

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:53:26
Another native speaker here. Ask your questions if you want to.
And yes, there is a comma in the actual grammatic.
I can't do a barrel roll, sorry for that((
And i'm not doing any gay stuff eather.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:53:32
>>44771998
Я же понятно написал:
> Если сейчас где-то увидишь запятые в английском тексте это калька с французского либо же текст написан безграмотным иммигрантом.

Хотя, в данном случае ещё хуже субтитры делали какие-нибудь узкоглазые мудаки.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:54:05
>>44765453
What the fucking ЖИРАФИК? How somebody can told you that shit?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:54:27
>>44772133
> ,
> ((
100% попадание:
> текст написан безграмотным

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:54:34
>>44771422
But still, even practicing undertailing is less gay than being proud of using chrome.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:54:47
>>44772032
Thanks, bro.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:55:35
>>44772133
Where're you from?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:57:42
>>44772185
It's longneck horse

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:57:51
>>44772214
You welcome

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:57:54
>>44772247
Kazakhstan.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:58:23
>>44772323
Don't beat me!

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:58:38
>>44772032
>two stools
Played with sauce from this gentleman

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:59:11
>>44772323
Welcome to /ga/

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:59:18
>>44772324
lol
Are you serious?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:59:44
Сажа, скрыл.
Sage@hide

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:59:58
ай эм 25 ерз олд энд айм стил вёрджн. а хэв но клю уат ту ду. ол оф май фдендс (до ай хэв эни? лол!) хэв гёлфрендс, бат нот ми. ай эм вери гудлукинг мэн, ай хэв а гуд джоб, осло ай эхв а гуд сенс оф хьмор, бат ай донт хэф эни айдия хау ту спик то э гёл, соу, пробабли, зэт из зэ поинт оф май саднесс. ай ноу, зэт эвенчели айлл хэв сам секси-тайм виз сам хот-чик, бат итс рили хард то биинг уэйтинг фор зэт фор 25 ерз. сенск фор евриуан, ху рэд аут зэт пост.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 14:59:58
>>44772338
Oh, i'm sorry, that was random

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:00:09
>>44772363
Welcome to my ZERO

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:00:21

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:01:01
>>44771442
You can't be this retarded.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:01:20
>you mom

No u.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:03:43
>>44772438
> rekkit
Yeah what's that shit?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:03:50
http://www.alleng.ru/mybook/3gram/synt24.htm

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:05:01
>>44772389
I heard that shit a lot of times, tell me smth new.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:06:27
>>44772369
Yes, I'm totally serious.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:07:01
>>44772540
Geez, It's the same as 'wrecked'. Get with the program already.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:07:07
>>44771599
Пацаны, это правда?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:09:21
My name is Boris.
I live in Russian.
I can't understand you.
Goodbye.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:09:51
>>44772777
Пока, алкаш.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:10:14
>>44772680
Nope.For example, open any of english texsts and press ctrl+f. In the appeared window print ","

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:11:08
Hello, my little droogs. Here am I, Alex, your old good brother, looking for the real horrorshow passe-temps. Now I am listening to starry Ludvig-Van and drink a real big chashka of moloko with sintemesk, waiting for the visions of poor Bog or God, showing me the real horrorshow scenes of ultra-violence. After that i gonna go to the music-boutique to find some good music, like Mozart or Brahms and take some pretty devotchkas to play the old good in-out-in-out-game.
How are you, my dear brothers? Beat you any old vonny bastards, plunder the ultra-modish shops or maybe dally with some pretty little ptitsas? Tell me, my dear brothers.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:12:09
>>44772880
> How are you
Normal.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:12:20
>>44772680
Totaly truth.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:12:27
>>44772880
>a real big chashka of moloko
Fucken' lost.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:12:33
>>44772827
Так ведь:
> Если сейчас где-то увидишь запятые в английском тексте это калька с французского либо же текст написан безграмотным иммигрантом.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:12:55
>>44765109
>There we will be speaking English
Where?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:14:30
>>44772880
Кубрик наше всё!

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:16:33
>>44772981
on 4chan, you're welcome.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:16:45
>>44771599
YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!!!

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:17:14
Salam guys, when can i go to USA? When i will 18 years old or 21 years old?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:17:25
>>44771866
правда, что в английском нет запятых?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:18:00
http://www.ego4u.com/en/cram-up/writing/comma

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:18:24
>>44772589
ол райт, ват эбаут зис: ай эм 17, энд айм фонд оф саксесс. ай хэв май оун таунхаус ин зэ сентр оф май хоумтаун, ай до олсо хэв а хоул парк оф брен-нью карс, сач ас бентли энд ламборджини марселаго. энд ол оф зис айв гот бай май оун (ай хэв э сириус бизнес, иф ю ноу уат айм токинг эбаут).самбади сэс, зэт ай эм а наггет (коз айм э рили гуд менеджер), самбади сэс, зэт ай эм сон оф май дэд (фор а сэконд - хи ис а мейджор оф май хоумтаун). энивэй, ху керс? кос уи ноу, зэт хэйтерс гонна хейт, энивэй. со ай донт гив зэ фак анд лив май лайф зэ уэй ай лйак то. пис, бро!

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:18:55
>>44773173
> When i will 18 years old
On school, schoolchild.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:20:10
I liek shit in mah pants. Afta dat i maek ur momma lick it and eat it. Evryone iz happy in Rusia.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:20:52
>>44773173
> ,
Проиграл со школьника.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:21:09
>>44773255
What's wrong, fag?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:21:20
>>44773202
Урод блять, я сестру разбудил этим скримером.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:21:23
>>44773255
На школе?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:21:35
>>44765109
Dzhva goda zhdal etot tred! Gde vy byli, suchechki?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:21:59
>>44773382
What's, wrogn, mister, faggot?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:22:19
>>44773216
>до
ОХ ШИ! ду оф кос.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:22:28
>>44773173
>will BE
Try to study harder, m'boy.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:22:47
>>44773402
This forum for little anime-girl, not schoolboys.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:22:51
>>44773446
А, так ты специально запятые ставишь, тролль.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:23:07
>>44773419
at school?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:23:31
>>44773480
Проиграл с мудака. Ставит запятые в английском и ещё пытается учить других.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:23:43
>>44773505
>VODKA VODKA BORIS ELTSIN
Look at him! Look at him and laught!

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:23:55
Ahem!
Uh... Is there anybody good enough in English there?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:24:21
>>44773508
Охуеть, ЦП в рарджпеге. Ты мусор что ли? Так вот, не поможет, я почистил куки.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:24:52
>>44773526
What did you mean? If u wanted to say that he gotta go to school, then u must say "Go to school."

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:24:56
>>44771629
GET THE FUCK OUT, MILES!

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:25:16
>>44765109
Sosi huy, shluh ebaniy.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:25:44
>>44773569
Actually I can speak English and I like that "=3" show where you took this quote from.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:25:50
>>44773551
GTFO, idiot, we don't want to see you in this ITT thread.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:25:59
>>44771033
Вроде бы разделяются всякие вводные слова и подчинённые предложения.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:26:04
>>44773648
No, im want to say he must be in school. not right yet?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:26:10
>>44773590
Yeap. Ask your answers bro.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:27:05
>>44773699
From fat ass of your mom!

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:27:11
>>44773721
>Writes "yeap"
>Thinks he's good at English

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:27:28
>>44773705
Press "Ctrl+W" and my posts will be hidden for you.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:27:58
>>44773551
Get the fuckin' outta here, silly boy. And don't return before you learn English punctuation.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:28:26
>>44773755
tommorow screen tv-with-anon ?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:28:44
>>44773760
And Russians don't use "ага", right?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:29:23
>>44773814
Of course. It's mine comments :3

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:29:34
English is too hard for me, I'm just a usual Russian guy, the only thing I want is just to drink vodka with my bear.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:29:45
>>44773721
Hi man. What are you?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:29:52
>>44773828
what they don't use?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:29:52
>>44773796
> ,
You're wasted.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:30:13
>>44773216
You are high level english speaker. Why do spend your time in this thread?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:30:25
>>44773796
he-he-he, he said punk.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:30:43
>>44773828
В этом слове нельзя ошибиться.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:31:17
>>44773864
good 4 u, son, good 4 u!

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:31:34
>>44773853
Goddamn. I dont know, what i can put comment on this bar. I think this just once video with anon.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:32:21
>>44773953
Fuck you, American beast.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:32:22
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=yeap

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:32:36
Sup /b/.
I'm very bad in english, and everyone got laughting on me, so... I requesting useful self-teacher for studying in english.

Серьезно. Переводить могу, в аудирование чуть ниже среднего, а диалог и сочинение - это лютый пиздец у меня.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:33:52
>>44774021
Я опять осознал что написал хуйню. Help bANONas

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:34:09
Guys,ёб вашу мать, в английском ставятся запятые, но не по правилам русской пунктуации why did you writes in this ITT thread? You can go to 4chan and chat with mah niggas americans.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:34:12
>>44774006
Okay, okay, you're right man.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:34:39
>>44773879
Just an ordinary Jewish superhero.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:35:17
>>44773898
дид а сэй, зэт ол оф май френдс а хир о диднт ай?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:36:06
>>44774100
Да это мудак один возомнил себя просветителем и льет говна на тех, кто с ним не согласен, при этом не приводя абсолютно никаких пруфов.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:37:21
http://rutracker.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1097898>>44774021

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:38:02
>>44774100
>why did you writes
lolwut?!

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:38:16
>>44774188
Еретик в треде, все на костёр!

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:38:47
>>44774188
I really want escape from Russia to USA. Can i be like a Petr Pig after 5 course of Muhosransk University?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:39:27
>>44774155
>дид а сэй
ай
геттинг-мад-фикс

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:39:31
>>44774281
Are you high?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:40:00
>>44774281
Just ordinary time paradox.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:41:04
>>44774354
no i'm not. do u have some to get me there?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:41:09
>>44774188
Дорогой друг, я изучаю семиотику, семантику, лингвистику и знаковые системы на протяжении 12 лет. Я уверен в своих словах и готов отвечать за них своей репутацией квалифицированного филолога.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:44:32
>>44774444
Квадро-квадрипл не даст соврать.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:44:34
>>44774444
Филолога не знающего английского языка? Да иди ты нахуй.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:44:38
>>44774444
Так или иначе, без пруфов ты хуй простой и похуй на то, что ты тут пиздишь. Я вот, например, вчера на истребителе летал и Годзиллу замочил.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:44:59
>>44774318
I don't think so cause u тут нахуй никому не нужен, а там тем более. Also usa is closed for imigration, isn't it?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:44:59
>>44768083
>reddit
>better than 4chan
Look at him! Look at him and laugh.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:45:23
>>44766055
Well, OP, I can tell you this - your thread sucks, your skills suck and, well, you suck. Practice is great, you should know that, first one finger, then two, and then a whole fist. However, practice without enough balls to make mistakes and enough brains to learn from ones mistakes is useless.
> Learning language by reading books is like learning about what love is by watching porn movies.
Which is a great way by the way. By reading you accomplish a couple of things - first, you learn regular expressions. This is one of the key elements in learning any language. Unfortunately many dumbfucks disregard this vital element. And are regularly being shat upon. By learning regular expressions you gain a mechanism for a more streamlined expression of your ideas. Case and point:
You bitch come here.
Versus
Yo, ya bloody wanker, pig fucker, ass sucker, cum sniffing piece of dog shit, get your dirty ass here, or else I'm gonna bitch-slap you so hard, you gonna wet you pants, you little shit.

Or,
I want eat sandwich
Versus
Oh, it's such a pleasant morning, I'd love a cup of hot freshly grounded espresso and a veal, cheese, salad sandwich to fully enjoy this moment.

See, you good-for-nothing piece of shit. That's called language understanding. You understand which words and expressions can be mixed together which ones shouldn't.
The other thing is - you get the general flow of the language. After you've spent sufficient time reading, you can imagine the intonations and the flow sentences are being conveyed. Of course, it's important to hear the language as well, in order to correct and speed up the adoption of language.

Another thing, you miserable cunt - It's important to make mistakes. If you are starting to learn a new language, any language, be it English or Chinese, it's important to have the balls to make mistakes when you try to speak it. I always see motherfuckers, who are scared shitless, by just thinking of making a mistake. It's okay, you stupid shit, by making mistakes you learn more than by just standing there shivering with fear. Я все сказал.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:45:38
>>44774543
sadface.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:46:15
>>44774626
So why there are so many mexican immigrates in USA?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:46:57
>>44774626
>usa is closed for imigration
>mean country which was create by imigrants
OLOLoLolOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:47:58
http://oxforddictionaries.com/words/comma

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:48:37
wagwan bredrin
so i с u к da smartest ass round'ere?
wat canu say to da eastside bruh? E14 4 life, yankee cocksuckers

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:48:42
>>44774640
I've just read some last phrases and i think u'r right. It's not so bad - doing mistakes cause english speaker will understand u and show ur mistake. But it's really hard to find where can u speak english. Websites are not the best idea.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:48:54
Sieg Heil ponythread! I ate some muffinz today and I'm sending a lot of rays of goodness to you! С временами не налажал?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:50:24
>>44774843
>ponythread
Can you GTFO, please?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:50:41
>>44774640
sounds good.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:50:57
>>44774599
I have TOEFL (Test Of English as a Foreign Language) certificate that can prove my advanced skills in English. So don't be a sore loser. Just admit that you were wrong.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:51:16
>>44774725
That was years ago.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:51:40
>>44774928
I can't. Sorry.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:51:45
>>44774829

u, obviously
self-fix

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:52:17
>>44774928
Is that means I wrote my message correctly?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:53:29
>>44775019
That means u have to get fucking away, stupid faggot.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:53:47
>>44775019
The previous one - yes, but not that one.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:54:17
>>44768361
> Because it has the lowest rank, according to the science of ethology, in other words it is weak, flabby, in Russian лох, чмо and терпила. Russia - not for the weak, it survives only one who can stand up for himself and dominate the other, otherwise sooner or later - suicide.

Never start your sentence with a because, you stupid dog shit, incorporate a part of the question in your answer:

this guy is beaten, because in view of ethology, he belongs to the lowest social rank, in other words he's a fuckhead, a shim, a dork, an underdog. Russia is not for the weak, it's all about the survival of the fittest, for those can stand up for themselves and dominate the rest, its this, or suicide.

Now bend down and open-up your cheeks.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:54:42
>>44774795
The previous link contained a redirect to malicious page that has been blocked by my antivirus. I don't want to get through that shit again.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:55:34
>>44775099
Thanks. Bye!

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:55:50
>>44775128
>Never start your sentence with a because
I hear many answers with "because" at the begining in films and shows, what's the problem?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:56:40
>>44775145
>oxford dictionary
>malicious
Muh sides

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:56:57
>>44774957
>why did you writes
pissed ya out
walking-by

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:57:45
>>44775276
>walking-by
I think "passing by" would be more correct.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:58:09
http://oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/malicious

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:58:56
>>44775212

Just don't, show some class.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 15:59:51
>>44775212
Just don't listen to dumb ruskies acting like they know shit.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:00:21
>>44775309
i think teabagging ya throat woulda been more correct, grammar-jerking doutchebag

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:01:25
>>44775366
I actually know that it's wrong, but i think it's not bad to use while u speak with someone irl. U know we don't follow grammar rules while we speak russian, but we do when we write something.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:03:21
>>44767117
>advice
It is a noun. "Advise" - is a verb, and it should be used here. As for other mistakes, I don't feel like correcting them, sry.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:03:33
Ещё раз повторюсь: в английском языке нет запятых. Их употребление считается дурным тоном, и встретить их сейчас можно лишь в американских текстах, написаных рэднэками из южных штатов (они как раз поддерживали конфедератов, подробнее здесь: >>44771599

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:04:11
>>44775415

>they know shit

Yep. This is only one thing they know.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:05:46
>>44775442
I fucked tvou mamku.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:05:59
http://www.ego4u.com/en/cram-up/writing/comma

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:07:06
>>44775732
Can't you ignore shitposters? Stop spoonfeeding him for fuck's sake.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:07:46
>>44775732
Опять вирусы? Был тут уже один деятель, который мне вредоносную ссылку подкинул.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:08:39
>>44775791
Спасибо, что хоть без запятых. Учишься же!

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:10:33
>>44775604
Я думаю это нуждается в популяризации.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:10:49
>>44775822
На тебе, фаггот, без вирусов
A comma marks a slight break between different parts of a sentence. Used properly, commas make the meaning of sentences clear by grouping and separating words, phrases, and clauses. Many people are uncertain about the use of commas, though, and often sprinkle them throughout their writing without knowing the basic rules.
Here are the main cases when you need to use a comma:

in lists
in direct speech
to separate clauses
to mark off certain parts of a sentence


Using commas in lists

You need to put a comma between the different items in a list, as in the following sentences:

Saturday morning started with a hearty breakfast of scrambled eggs, bacon, sausage, and French toast.
The school has a vegetable garden in which the children grow cabbages, onions, potatoes, and carrots.

The final comma in these lists (before the word and) is known as the serial comma. Not all writers or publishers use it, but it is used by Oxford Dictionaries some people refer to it as the Oxford comma. Using it can make your meaning clearer. Take a look at this sentence:

My favourite sandwiches are chicken, bacon and ham and cheese.

It isnt entirely clear from this sentence whether the writer is listing three or four of their favourite sandwich fillings: is ham one of their favourites and cheese another, or is it ham and cheese that they like? Adding an Oxford comma makes the meaning clear:

My favourite sandwiches are chicken, bacon, and ham and cheese.

Using commas in direct speech

When a writer quotes a speakers words exactly as they were spoken, this is known as direct speech. If the piece of direct speech comes after the information about who is speaking, you need to use a comma to introduce the direct speech. The comma comes before the first quotation mark. Note that the final quotation mark follows the full stop at the end of the direct speech:

Steve replied, No problem.

You also need to use a comma at the end of a piece of direct speech, if the speech comes before the information about who is speaking. In this case, the comma goes inside the quotation mark:

I dont agree, I replied.
Here we are,' they said.

There are two exceptions to this rule. If a piece of direct speech takes the form of a question or an exclamation, you should end it with a question mark or an exclamation mark, rather than a comma:

Stop him! she shouted.
Did you see that? he asked.

Direct speech is often broken up by the information about who is speaking. In these cases, you need a comma to end the first piece of speech (inside the quotation mark) and another comma before the second piece (before the quotation mark):

Yes, he said, and I always keep my promises.
Thinking back, she added, I didnt expect to win.

See more about Punctuation in direct speech.

Using commas to separate clauses

Commas are used to separate clauses in a complex sentence (i.e. a sentence which is made up of a main clause and one or more subordinate clauses).

The following examples show the use of commas in two complex sentences:

Having had lunch,

we went back to work.
[subordinate clause]

[main clause]

I first saw her in Paris,

where I lived in the early nineties.
[main clause]

[subordinate clause]

If the commas were removed, these sentences wouldnt be as clear but the meaning would still be the same. There are different types of subordinate clause, though, and in some types the use of commas can be very important.

A subordinate clause beginning with who, which, that, whom, or where is known as a relative clause. Take a look at this example:

Passengers

who have young children

may board the aircraft first.


[relative clause]



This sentence contains whats known as a restrictive relative clause. Basically, a restrictive relative clause contains information thats essential to the meaning of the sentence as a whole. If you left it out, the sentence wouldnt make much sense. If we removed the relative clause from the example above, then the whole point of that sentence would be lost and wed be left with the rather puzzling statement:

Passengers may board the aircraft first.

You should not put commas round a restrictive relative clause.

The other type of subordinate clause beginning with who, which, whom, etc. is known as a non-restrictive relative clause. A non-restrictive relative clause contains information that is not essential to the overall meaning of a sentence. Take a look at the following example:

Mary,

who has two young children,

has a part-time job in the library.


[relative clause]



If you remove this clause, the meaning of the sentence isnt affected and it still makes perfect sense. All thats happened is that weve lost a bit of extra information about Mary:

Mary has a part-time job in the library.

You need to put a comma both before and after a non-restrictive relative clause.

Using commas to mark off parts of a sentence

Commas are used to separate a part of a sentence that is an optional aside and not part of the main statement.

Gunpowder is not, of course, a chemical compound.
His latest film, Calypso Dreams, opens next month.

In these sentences, the role of the commas is similar to their function in non-restrictive relative clauses: they mark off information that isnt essential to the overall meaning. Using commas in this way can really help to clarify the meaning of a sentence. Take a look at this example:

Cynthias daughter, Sarah, is a midwife.

The writers use of commas tells us that Cynthia has only one daughter. If you removed Sarahs name from the sentence, there would still be no doubt as to who was the midwife:

Cynthias daughter is a midwife.

If you rewrite the original sentence without commas its meaning changes:

Cynthias daughter Sarah is a midwife.

The lack of commas tells us that the name Sarah is crucial to the understanding of the sentence. It shows that Cynthia has more than one daughter, and so the name of the one who is a midwife needs to be specified for the meaning to be clear.

If you arent sure whether youve used a pair of commas correctly, try replacing them with brackets or removing the information enclosed by the commas altogether, and then see if the sentence is still understandable, or if it still conveys the meaning you intended.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:11:50
>>44775822

Гугли commas in english grammar.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:12:05
>>44775976
Пруф линк?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:12:41
>>44775976
He's gonna say you just made that up, so stop replying.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:13:43
>>44775976
Я могу написать то же самое, убрав запятые. И это будет доказательством? Очевидно же, что ты просто добавил запятые туда, где их не было.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:14:35
>>44776128

Obzmeilsya.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:15:34
sup guyz, i hav rly bad grammar. can u teach meh soam gramatick aswell?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:17:41
>>44776239
Rule #1: DO NOT USE COMMAS

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:18:41
>>44776338
dat's lame.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:20:22
>>44776397
Rule #2: DO NOT TRY TO ACT NIGGER

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:20:36
>>44765769
советую программу полиглот с братишкой. Как раз таки базу дают

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:21:06
Анончики, как подтянуть уровень английского? Чтобы предложения правильно составлять и грамматику улучшить. А то учусь на переводческом и дуб дубом, получается только с английского на русский переводить, при переводе в обратную сторону сосу хуи. Книжки или проги какие-нибудь может есть, упрощенные.

ленивое хуйло

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:21:40
>>44765277
>I am chan and I wont show u proofs.
Пофиксил тебя.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:23:08
>>44768738
Sir, no, sir.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:23:42
>>44776592
Rule #3: FOLLOW THE RULE #2, DUMBASS

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:24:32
>>44776239
No, suck dick.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:24:53
>>44776550 yeah? what is wrong with the initial sentence, genius?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:25:23
>>44776516
>2011+2
>not being fluent in 3 languages excluding your mother tongue
I shiggity-diggity.
>inb4 some fag calls me a faggot for using 'mother tongue'

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:25:54
>>44776742
Don't get it too close, bro.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:26:21
>>44776782
Пидор.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:26:39
>>44774246
Нейтив спикеры, кто что скажет по поводу этого учебника? Автор предлогает YOBA-программу по которой не нужно учить грамматику и слова.



Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:29:49
>>44776842
Я не нейтив-спикер, но моей квалификации в филологии хватит чтобы найти подход к каждому к тебе, твоей мамке, дебильному брату Било, бабке и мёртвому прадеду. Так вот, этот учебник полная хуйня, которая не закладывает никакого семантического базиса, а поэтому, может сделать тебя лишь лингвистическим инвалидом.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:30:32
>>44777007
Если есть ещё вопросы можете смело задавать, пока я в треде.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:30:39
>>44776903
and laugh.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:31:07
Требую разъяснений.
а) Есть ли адекватные аналоги в русском языке badass, smartass?
b) В конкретном выражении screw you guys что означает screw?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:31:14
>>44776801 a fellow Englishman wouldn't understand you, because there's a little bit different phrase for what you wanted to say, but that's ok, go on thinking your english is perfect, "bro".

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:32:02
>>44776782
Спасибо ДОБРО-АНОН

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:33:11
intelligent - умный
intellectual - интеллигент

ТАКИЕ ДЕЛА

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:33:27
>>44777066
a) паршивец и умник
b) "ну вас нафиг, парни"

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:33:31
>>44777066 1) badass - засранец, smartass - умник, выскочка
2) шуруп. Но в этой фразе это значит "идите к черту, пацаны"

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:33:41
>>44777066
> что означает screw?
Тоже что и fuck you.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:34:01
>>44777066
>badass, smartass?
ПРОЙДОХА

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:34:09
>>44777038
Посоветуй учебник, пожалуйста.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:34:59
>>44777066
1)Засранец и умник
2)Пошли вы/Нахуй вас

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:35:14
>>44777069
I never thought my English is perfect. What about that phrase? Should I use "Don't take it too close" next time?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:35:21
>>44777272 не то же.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:35:29
>>44777066
a) Плохиш, Хитрожопый
Применимо не для всех смыслов, только для некоторых.
b) Что-то приблизительно около СДОХНИТЕ, но немного с другим смыслом.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:35:32
>>44777272

Like a beautiful melody to my ears...

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:35:51
>>44777329
Начни с Голицинского.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:36:11
WHAT'S UP WITH ALL THE RUSSIAN SHIT?

THIS IS AN ENGLISH THREAD.

SPEAK ENGLISH OR FUCK OFF

FAGS.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:36:12
>>44777420 It's don't take it too personal.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:37:29
>>44777476
Shut up kid.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:37:31
>>44772316
Can this horse say ИГОГО?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:37:55
>>44775383
This is a delicious and crispy baguette

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:38:20
>>44777441
FOCK YOU DONTE

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:38:33
>>44777562
No, but they can say FUCK U FAGT, EAT SHIT

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:38:42
>>44777486
Shut up, kid

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:39:41
ПОВТОРЯЮ: В АНГЛИЙСКО ЯЗЫКЕ НЕТ ЗАПЯТЫХ!

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:39:45
>>44777630
He dont say a word, why u so butthurt? Its just a wiper.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:39:59
>>44777272
Хуй знает, screwby может означать и "охуительно", и "хуёво", но, насколько я понял, без ярко выраженного нецензурного подтекста.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:40:06
>>44777637
u r 1 cheeky cunt m8 i swer i gon fooking rek u i swer on my moms lyfe un kunt

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:40:11
>>44777476
oh come on, give me a break, pal.
you don't think that anyone here knows English well enough to carry a sensible conversation, do you?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:40:29
>>44777623
They can't say 'azaza, you have the Budapest'

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:40:34
>>44777698
*В АНГЛИЙСКОМ ЯЗЫКЕ НЕТ ЗАПЯТЫХ!

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:40:47
>>44777729
butthurt

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:41:05
Hey, anons, could u please remind me why we hate consoles?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:41:11
>>44777729
Go back to KFC niggah.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:41:39
>>44777805
Because we're too poor to afford one.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:41:50
>>44777623
I really think that this horse is broken, man.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:42:02
>>44777562
No, it can't.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:42:09
>>44777476
sup faget, howsagoin?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:42:19
>>44777814
That's not nigger talk, you dumb nigger.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:42:24
>>44777843
But they are cheap.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:43:07
>>44777698
Can I ask a proof, sir?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:43:43
>>44777814
I will bought watermelon so will I pick up one for you, bro?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:43:55
>>44777900 but games aren't and pirating is for faggots.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:45:37
Единственное, чем мне нравится английский язык и англичане - тем, что Хуй и Ричард у них - одно лицо.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:45:41
>>44777936
> ,
Я не намерен что-то доказывать человеку, который специально игнорирует правила английского языка.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:45:47
>>44777985
says who?
why should I buy anything if I can get it for free with no legal penalties whatsoever?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:46:18
>>44778088
класно ещё, что не нужно ставить запятые в англицком. не запутаешся

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:48:02
>>44778148
Esta bueno, gracias. Y tu?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:48:05
>>44778093
>The register of his burial was signed by the clergyman, the clerk, the undertaker, and the chief mourner. Scrooge signed it. And Scrooge's name was good upon 'Change, for anything he chose to put his hand to.
Подсчитай количество запятых, faggot.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:48:42
>>44778093
I had to use google translate for your messages, so I'm not sure that I got you right. You say there are no commas in English, don't you?

If you do, then you're one big ignorant cocksucker.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:49:14
>>44778261
Что, ты, хочешь, мне, доказать, дорогой, мой, друг?
А теперь считай запятые, неуч.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:49:50
>>44778259
Dziekuje, bardzo dobrze

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:49:56
>>44778361
Специально сделал для тебя, идиота, скриншот. Будешь выебываться - пойду заверять к нотариусу.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:51:35
>>44778423
Не поленился же ты править HTML-код страницы и скринить её... Какие упоротые тролли пошли.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:52:12
>>44778098 imagine yourself working for only a half of your salary agreed on the interview. Will you be pleased to learn that the other half is gone because some shitheads use your company's services for free somehow? And that's for a start.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:52:12

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:53:23
В АНГЛИЙСКОМ ЯЗЫКЕ ЕСТЬ ЗАПЯТЫЕ И ПРАВИЛА СИНТАКСИСА

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:54:31
>>44778620 animewhores are not needed.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:55:23
>>44777777

Филолог-кун с 12-летним стажем. Специалист по семиотике, семантики, лингвистике и знаковым системам.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:55:54
>>44778839
> семантики
семантике

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:56:37
>>44778839 failology is not a science. Fuk u.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:57:11
>>44778619
I can't see any connection between this utterly hypothetical situation and the fact that when it comes to getting games for my console I have two options available: either to buy a disc or to download it for free with absolutely no penalties. it must be easy to guess which one i'll stick to.

the developers had their work paid anyhow, hadn't they?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:58:47
>>44778931
> failology is not a science
But I can clearly see your fails with scientific accuracy.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:59:33
>>44778839
Заебали троллить, меня не обманешь. Откройте любую статью в вики, текст любого английского писателя - везде запятые есть. Даже на форчонге с запятыми пишут.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 16:59:50
>>44778839
>семиотика - подмножество лингвистики
>семантика - подмножество семиотики

Иди подмойся, Маня.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 17:00:05

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 17:01:15
>>44778839
Гомонитарий закукарекал.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 17:02:47
>>44779127
нашел авторитеты, блять

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 17:03:19
>>44779363
Нет, я лучше буду слушать левого хуя с двача, который без пруфов.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 17:03:53
>>44779169
LUK TO ZE OBIZHENKA, CHILDRENS

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 17:04:30
>>44765530
Прокукарекал уебок, не способный составить на английском даже такое простое предложение.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 17:06:50
>>44778839
Пошел на хуй, петух.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 17:08:00
>>44779403
Тебя кто-нибудь раньше на дваче обманывал?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 17:09:31
>>44779690
Даже не открывал картинку. Очевидно, что ты хочешь чтоб я её закешировал, а там в рарджпеге окажется ЦП, или какой-то вирус.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 17:09:38
>>44765109
THERE ARE TWO CHAIRS. MAKE YOUR CHOICE.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 17:09:59

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 17:11:31
>>44778570
> Какие упоротые тролли пошли
И правда.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 17:11:35
Hello everyone. I need more practice. Would anyone help me? I think talking in Skype can be usefull but I`m hikki and afraid strangers.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 17:11:42
>>44779940
> ko-ko-ko
SKRUW YU JAPANIS-CHINES

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 17:12:10
>>44779916
Ты такой долбоеб, что просто пиздец.
>126 кб
>рарджпег
>вирус
Да, блять, сжал новым архиватором бабушкина.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 17:12:40
>>44780040
I can help you. Just give me your skype.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 17:12:44

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 17:12:56
>>44778967 well, I believe so. I'm not going to tell you what's right or wrong, it's up to you to buy games or not. The point is as long as piracy losses are covered, it's ok. But if or when a developer company doesn't have enough money to finance their projects, pay salaries, they go bankrupt which equals no gaems and joy of pcfags. And a more down-to-earth point, many developers create really awesome games nowadays, put a lot of effort in this and so on, so they should be awarded for what they do, shouldn't they?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 17:13:10
>>44780069
Не пиздел бы ты. На вирустотал 16 срабатываний.

мимокрокодил

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 17:13:36
>>44780040
It'll be better if u'll do it with english native speaker.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 17:14:56
>>44780156
I am native speaker from Australia.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 17:15:02
>>44780132
Попробуй в следующий раз потоньше. Петуха на метсо поставили, он начал про вирусы кукарекать.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 17:15:39
>>44780222
Proof?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 17:16:14
>>44780106
ARA U FAKEN KAREAN FAG?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 17:16:28
>>44765109
>CKOODAKTH-TAKTH-TAKTH-TAKTH
EENGLEESHOUBLYJADEE SOSOOT OO ROOSOUBOGOUW, B-G-G-G

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 17:17:54
>>44779076 but it seems you can't see a word-building method called blending, just like your penis, with any accuracy, so you can go fuck yourself too.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 17:17:57
So, it seems the thread went to shit.

It was good while it lasted, time to leave.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 17:18:29
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0E1TbKURxdr

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 17:19:15
>>44780124 rewarded

fxd

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 17:19:15
>>44780156
I know it.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 17:20:05
>>44780403
NOO EE VALEE, PENDOS PROCKLYJATYJEEYJ!

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 17:21:06
>>44780222 every fuckin word is bullshit. kiss my ass amigo.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 17:22:19
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sShhXPWFHD

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 17:23:09
>>44780764 shove that link up your ass.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 17:24:02
>>44780124
I don't know which award--or perhaps you meant a "reward"-- for developers you mention here. Correct me if I'm wrong, but here is how i see the whole thing. The developers do their job, they get paid. The company then ships discs to the stores for people to buy them. The stores add up some extra cost since that is how they earn their money. I am free to go from store to store and look for the best price.

But if I see the game in a retail shop and the same title at some place blackatsgames available for free, what is the point for me to spend extra cash?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 17:24:42
>tfw no qt3.14 gf to cuddle with
>tfwuwnfng

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 17:25:42
>>44768083
BACK
TO REDDIT

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 17:25:47
>>44780689
CHMOKEE CHMOKEE

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 17:26:27
Go fuck yourself. For your fucking ENGLISH PRACTICE ON SOSACH there is INT.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 17:27:13
>>44768083
>I think it better

where is you SKAZOOYEMOJE, jerk?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 17:28:11
>>44765109
Hello, my name is Ivan. I live in Russia in the city DC-one.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 17:28:28
>>44781113
Na klar.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 17:29:30
>>44781140
>DC
District of Columbia?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 17:29:44
Тест на знание английского. Если знаете хотя бы 10 слов - поздравляю, у вас хороший уровень.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 17:30:02
>>44781113
Na ja, ein bisschen. Aber warum fragst du? Es ist ein Englisch-Praxis Thread.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 17:30:14
>>44781140
Have a sit Ivan. Would you drink some tea?

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 17:30:37
http://2ch.hk/b/res/44780691.html
ПЕРЕКАТ ПЕРКАТ

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 17:32:11
>>44781259
I not lile tea

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 17:32:43
>>44780876 Of course there's no point for you to pay for what you can get free, it's about your conscience bud, and you paying for a game is the reward I'm talking about. I think one should pay for good things.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 17:34:09
>>44781363
Bloddy Cossacks. The letters DC in "Washington DC" stand precisely for the "District of Columbia", in case you didn't know.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 17:34:14
>>44781140

Hello Ivan
Iam bear, Brown bear. I like vodka and balalayka

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 17:34:21
>>44765109
БЭСТАРДЗ. ОЛ ОФ Ю.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 17:34:47
>>44780403
Goodbye, Yui-chan

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 17:35:43
>>44781482
Thanks

I am go out of itt. Goodbye my friends

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 17:37:09
>>44781524

Она шлюха, инфа 100%

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 17:38:07
>>44781624

Suck dick, cattle

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 17:38:54
okay this thread seems to sink in shit, so I'm fuck outta here. Bye nyashas ^_^

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 17:42:07
>>44781398
Well, i see your point, but with video games being so simple nowadays I can play a new title every week or so and trackers like BCG become huge money-savers.
I think video game developers or whoever is responsible for selling the games should better offer them for fair price instead of relying solely on my righteousness.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 17:44:14
>>44781724
As you wish. Just give me one

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 17:45:18
>>44782081
Go ask you mother, she hides one between her hairy fat legs.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 17:47:24
>>44765109
Hey, fag, speaking in English. I love you all fucked.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 17:49:19
>>44765109
Учитесь говорить по русски суки, кипешь будешь вам пизда, у нас ядерного потенциала больше.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 18:00:57
>>44782331
What sense it makes to decide who has more nukes?
One missile for us, one missile for you. Both are destroyed in the outcome.

Пнд 11 Мар 2013 18:02:43
>>44782331
Его мать находится в шлюха


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