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Вск 21 Апр 2013 04:50:51
>>46838526
ALO PSHHHHHHH YOBA ETO TI?


Вск 21 Апр 2013 04:53:44
>>46838681
sorry man i dont speak russian, love to learn though

Вск 21 Апр 2013 04:54:23
>>46838735
ALO PSHHH VAS PLOHO PSHHHH SLISNO!!! ALO PSHHHH

Вск 21 Апр 2013 04:55:34
Post a pic of a power plug in your apartment as a proof you are American first.

Вск 21 Апр 2013 04:57:07
>>46838744
google translate seems to think your speaking czech which is cool i guess... how about english?

Вск 21 Апр 2013 04:58:37
>>46838785
PSHHH VAS NE SLISNO PSHHH POZOVITE YOBU ALO PSHH

Вск 21 Апр 2013 04:59:48
>>46838759
fuck gimme a sec need to grab my camera

Вск 21 Апр 2013 05:03:44
>>46838836
Alright here it is, Diry nasty wall outlet and all (i even time stamped it

Вск 21 Апр 2013 05:04:08
>>46838836

Grab my ASS, dumbface, you better learn some basics before you start talking to elites, but frankly, this enlightened person you had a
godsend to be talking with, would not give a single piece of precious time he have to waste it on a pleb like yourself.
This is not how englishspeakers talking in teh internets

Вск 21 Апр 2013 05:06:47
>>46838919
Okay. Now to the newfag question: there are two chairs, one with sharpened blades, the other with erected dicks. On which will you sit down yourself on which will you put your mother?

Вск 21 Апр 2013 05:07:05
>>46838926
why all this rage man?

Вск 21 Апр 2013 05:08:22
>>46838969
i sit my ass on the floor and give em both to my mother, her fat ass takes 2 chairs any way

Вск 21 Апр 2013 05:09:02
>>46838969
> erected
I believe the right term would be "masturbated" or "fapped".

Вск 21 Апр 2013 05:09:11
>>46838989
Wrong. Now go to hui.

Вск 21 Апр 2013 05:09:14
>>46838977

Its not like im raging, man, more like tired of pidorashkas pretending to be a foreigner outside of int/ on the russian bord.

Вск 21 Апр 2013 05:11:24
>>46838999
Erect is like hard and fapped would probably be closer to flaccid or limp

Вск 21 Апр 2013 05:12:56
>>46839004
and holy fuck pidorashka is a fucking terrifying term...

Вск 21 Апр 2013 05:12:23
>>46838999

Your english skills are the gift from God. You realy do make impression by muddling two entirely different meanings.

Вск 21 Апр 2013 05:12:13
>>46839004
> russian bord
> bord
Who's pidorashka now, faggot?

Вск 21 Апр 2013 05:13:08
>>46839034
dick. Go to hui means fuck off. I assumed you'd already known that.

Вск 21 Апр 2013 05:14:25
>>46839047
> realy
Go back to hui.

Вск 21 Апр 2013 05:15:11
>>46839055
i know like 3 or 4 russian words

bratah, vodka, dos vidonia

Вск 21 Апр 2013 05:15:13
>>46839055
He does. Don't speak to him until he gives some proof.

Вск 21 Апр 2013 05:15:41
>>46839050

I`m not pretending to be someone else, shit for brains, and you seem to be doing the same way.

Вск 21 Апр 2013 05:15:45
>>46839082
what proof do you want?

Вск 21 Апр 2013 05:16:05
>>46839081
What about babushka?

Вск 21 Апр 2013 05:17:03
Пидорашки начинают показушно перекидываться говном. Как сладко.

Вск 21 Апр 2013 05:17:23
>>46839071

Grammar is the last thing you have to worry about in your situation.

Вск 21 Апр 2013 05:17:43
>>46839090
Today's newspaper. Some products we don't have in Russia.

Вск 21 Апр 2013 05:17:45
>>46839097
isnt that like grandma? i thought that was like fucking hebrew man

Вск 21 Апр 2013 05:18:43
>>46839108
> Как салцьо
Пофиксил тебя, хохляша.

Вск 21 Апр 2013 05:19:18
>>46839118
He has already given us a pic of his power plug.

Вск 21 Апр 2013 05:19:26
>>46839118
i dont have the paper but ill take some pics of shit i got im my bathroom you guys have irish spring, degree, and gilette?

Вск 21 Апр 2013 05:22:19
>>46839132
I had exactly same power plug in my khruschevka.

Вск 21 Апр 2013 05:22:31
>>46839135
I have my hat from Mcdonalds (worst fucking job ever)

i can give you pics of my GBC and Blue version

Вск 21 Апр 2013 05:24:23
>>46838989
pretty god answer though

Вск 21 Апр 2013 05:25:02
I want to teach you some basic Russian phrases.
Pizda is an informal greeting. It is read like [piЂz'dЂ].
Vyebi menya v sraku - you seem to be a good man. ['vjebiЂ meniЂ v sraku]. Remember, you should roll your "r"s in Russian.
Please, vocaroo those for us to check your pronunciation.

Вск 21 Апр 2013 05:25:51
>>46839194

>Dualshock 3

>American

Oh_you.jpg

You better make o pic of something outside, like veiw from your window and shit

Вск 21 Апр 2013 05:27:17
>>46839218
Oh, i forgot the stress: me'niЂ and 'sraku

Вск 21 Апр 2013 05:27:35
>>46839218
I dont speak russian at all but im not a dumb ass i work with a bunch of mexicans and they get me to try and say shit like that all the time

Вск 21 Апр 2013 05:27:50
>>46839218
OP do it

Вск 21 Апр 2013 05:29:07
>>46839227
what about all the other shit?

Вск 21 Апр 2013 05:29:50
>>46839257
Лол, мексиканцы унижают пиндоса в его собственной Америке.

Вск 21 Апр 2013 05:30:21
>>46839276
Post your tits

Вск 21 Апр 2013 05:30:40
>>46839276
Don't pay attention to that paranoid, better give a try to the Russian phrases written above.

Вск 21 Апр 2013 05:30:43
>>46839276
KEYBOARD

Вск 21 Апр 2013 05:31:15
>>46839293
Or dick. Or both.

Вск 21 Апр 2013 05:32:19
>>46839257
So this means that you do know how fun it is

Вск 21 Апр 2013 05:33:54
>>46839297
Even if you are russian.

Вск 21 Апр 2013 05:35:21
Это не зеленый.

Вск 21 Апр 2013 05:36:01
>>46839276
Just post your keyboard here.

Вск 21 Апр 2013 05:36:11
You tell beautiful stories, kinda dreaming future but we are in the now, and we can change the world by our little charity ecclesiastical (what does it word mean in human culture? I'm really do not have an idea) change the world!

Вск 21 Апр 2013 05:36:32
>>46839361
No, he's blue.

Вск 21 Апр 2013 05:37:24
>>46839298
i feel like a dumb nigger

Вск 21 Апр 2013 05:38:17
>>46839387
Ебать чушок.

Вск 21 Апр 2013 05:38:19
>>46839374
> ecclesiastical
Google says "church-related". Wierd.

Вск 21 Апр 2013 05:38:37
>>46839387
So ask an american that works at McDonalds anything

Вск 21 Апр 2013 05:38:51
>>46839387
Hey, Murrican, guess how we type in cyrillic. we have two keyboards

Вск 21 Апр 2013 05:38:53
>>46839372
Dvahuyu.

Вск 21 Апр 2013 05:38:56
>>46838526
You want us to blow up smt else?

Вск 21 Апр 2013 05:40:02
>>46839387
Finally.

Вск 21 Апр 2013 05:40:57
>>46839405
Where is 'sup /b/'?

Вск 21 Апр 2013 05:41:52
>>46839407
Can you buy qwerty keyboards in stores or do you have to buy em online, we only sell slavic keyboards online

Вск 21 Апр 2013 05:41:59
>>46839424
No. Random pic from internet.

Вск 21 Апр 2013 05:42:56
>>46839444
lol dumbass

Вск 21 Апр 2013 05:43:05
>>46838526
This is who you are.

Вск 21 Апр 2013 05:43:47
>>46839435
Its my micro 1 button but no seriously i dont frequent /b/ very often i spend most of my time on /co/ (comics) and /tg/ (traditional games) like table tops and dnd and shit

Вск 21 Апр 2013 05:44:02
>>46839444
Qwerty (latin) keyboards are like gems to us. They are really rare, and only rich and powerful can afford them.

Вск 21 Апр 2013 05:44:37
>>46839218
Why you think that fuck into ass is something beautiful, what have you invented? Nature wanna fuck only pussy.

Вск 21 Апр 2013 05:45:07
>>46839460
Yeah im ignorant of your culture.

Вск 21 Апр 2013 05:45:45
>>46839474
Двачую, у меня тока руски буквы.

Вск 21 Апр 2013 05:46:12
>>46839474
Thats kind of how slavic ones are here

Вск 21 Апр 2013 05:46:15
>>46839470
I don't get what the fuck you saying

Вск 21 Апр 2013 05:46:34
Your government is gonna nuke rusfags, or what?

Вск 21 Апр 2013 05:47:18
>>46839496
Its not important.

Вск 21 Апр 2013 05:48:11
>>46839501
fuck no, America loves commies now.

Вск 21 Апр 2013 05:48:32
WHERE IS A PROOF YOU FAT IDIOT FAGGOT?

Вск 21 Апр 2013 05:48:39
>>46839508
Так из макдональдса же, его даже мексикане троллируют на работе.

Вск 21 Апр 2013 05:49:31
>>46839519
Seriously? How so?

Вск 21 Апр 2013 05:50:03
>>46839519
Say that to North Koreans, lol.

Вск 21 Апр 2013 05:53:24
>>46839539
Those guys are shitty commies, russians are fuck awesome commies.

Вск 21 Апр 2013 05:53:30
Hey, Murrican, I heard in America you can buy guns and rifles online. How much does an AK cost there? Here it's usually two bottles of vodka and a pack of bear fodder.

Вск 21 Апр 2013 05:54:38
>>46839487
If you have to be an ignorant, fuck your ass back into your place out! I have to undrestood.

Вск 21 Апр 2013 05:55:32
>>46839519
OBAMA IS A SOCIALIST

Please, nigga...

Вск 21 Апр 2013 05:56:34
>>46839573
Shit i dont know, i dont buy guns, let me check real quick, from what i can tell most paintball guns run 2-4 hundred USD

Вск 21 Апр 2013 05:56:38
>>46839572
I don't want to upset you bro, but we are not commies now. We are pidorashkas.

Вск 21 Апр 2013 05:58:31
>>46839621
oh well, you dont have to be commies to be fucking cool.

Вск 21 Апр 2013 05:58:57
>>46839621
Normal russians are communists. Only pro-western bydlo isn't.

Вск 21 Апр 2013 06:00:08
>>46839606
We have to take care of homeless people and punish those who prey on them.

Вск 21 Апр 2013 06:00:57
>>46839654
Comintern salut, comrade.

Вск 21 Апр 2013 06:01:05
>>46839654
And now your tits!

Вск 21 Апр 2013 06:02:18
>>46839657
Sheiiiiiiiit.

Вск 21 Апр 2013 06:03:15
>>46839644
Nice badge i have similar shit

Вск 21 Апр 2013 06:03:18
>>46839644
Gtfo back to /po/. They have enough shit for you to eat.

Вск 21 Апр 2013 06:04:00
>>46839673
you dont want my tits bro

Вск 21 Апр 2013 06:04:42
>>46839654
Иoш шe эxpяopяiate уouя keуboaяд.

Вск 21 Апр 2013 06:06:19
>>46839690
No, /po/ is for pro-western xeno-patriots. Real patriots, meaning communists, dwell in /b/.

Вск 21 Апр 2013 06:06:46
>>46839654
Ah, it's a qwerty keyboard! Could you send one to me? I'll give it to my poor cousin.

Вск 21 Апр 2013 06:07:09
>>46839700
Dick then.

Вск 21 Апр 2013 06:08:30
>>46839405
Can you ask your supervisor to give me a job? What's your city?

Вск 21 Апр 2013 06:09:36
>>46839725
see i may not be russian but im a patriot!

Вск 21 Апр 2013 06:12:18
>>46839762
Impressed with my patriotism?

Вск 21 Апр 2013 06:12:23
>>46839752
Поехавшие же, всё.

Вск 21 Апр 2013 06:13:06
>>46839752
Good job. Nicely done. Except for the Absolute vodka that tastes like gasoline.

I wish for you that America had a single decent vodka, but it doesn't. And the Russki Standart is an export version, it's total shit too.

Try finding some genuine Russki Standart, you'll never want to drink that other shit you've got there.

Вск 21 Апр 2013 06:14:00
>>46839775
With the amount of vodka you drank yourself. We think Americans are soft poofs.

Вск 21 Апр 2013 06:14:30
>>46839752
Relentless, is that really you?

Вск 21 Апр 2013 06:14:53
>>46839786
It must have taken him years.

Вск 21 Апр 2013 06:15:28
>>46839780
you ever tried potters? i get that shit by the case, tastes so fucking horrible but its cheap as fucking dirt and its red, its the most communist vodka i could find. know any way to get real Russian standard?

Вск 21 Апр 2013 06:16:22
>>46839786
It wasnt today that was like 2 weekends worth.

Вск 21 Апр 2013 06:17:23
>>46839790
Naw my name is nick, i dont now, nor ever have gone by the name relentless

Вск 21 Апр 2013 06:18:20
>>46839800
Potters? The fuck is it?

>know any way to get real Russian standard?
I get it at my local groceries store. Hmm. Try any russian shop in your area and pray they don't have exported version from Germany or some same shit.

Or try ordering online from russian sites.

Вск 21 Апр 2013 06:20:41
>>46839815
I see, my bad. So, can you convince your super to give meet a job? I'm an Ex-junkie, but that's a secret

Вск 21 Апр 2013 06:21:57
>>46839825
Its "REAL" russian vodka and by that im pretty sure that the guy that its named after had a grandpa that was from russia because that shit is fucking nasty.

Can i get a name of a site, theres no russian stores where i live.

Вск 21 Апр 2013 06:25:22
>>46839847
Sure as long as you can pass a drug test on day 1 then ill talk to my manager for you

Вск 21 Апр 2013 06:26:28
>>46839857
>that shit is fucking nasty.
I'm gonna let you in on a secret, son. Real vodka is a tasteless liquid. The nastier the vodka - the shittier it is by russian standards. Find a way to get your hands on real russian vodka, it'll be less nasty and if you manage to get something like the real russki standart, you'll learn what vodka is.

Вск 21 Апр 2013 06:29:50
>>46839886
What city are you in? How to contact you in case I'll make it to US?

Вск 21 Апр 2013 06:33:07
>>46839915
Назойливый подлизыватель хуйцов. Иди шлюхой работай, чего стесняться-то.

Вск 21 Апр 2013 06:35:39
>>46839915
i live in oregon and if you make it here all you have to do is go into mcky d's and ask for me

Вск 21 Апр 2013 06:53:54
>>46839972
>oregon
lol
ny master race reporting in


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