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Срд 01 Май 2013 15:56:25
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Hi All! Let's speak in English language in this thread.
Sankt-Peterburg-kun here.


Срд 01 Май 2013 15:58:10
>>47376213
Do u suck cocks?

Срд 01 Май 2013 15:59:51
>>47376324
YES I AM

Срд 01 Май 2013 16:00:30
>>47376213
Kak vam moy angliiskiy? Jit mojno?

Срд 01 Май 2013 16:01:26
>>47376440
net pyti

Срд 01 Май 2013 16:02:29
I always feel kinda frustrated when it comes to this.

>Let's speak English in this ITT thread
>Hurr durr I suck cocks, please, can anybody hardfuck me?
>PREVED)))))))))))))) KAKDILA?

Срд 01 Май 2013 16:03:09
>>47376484
A mama govorila chto ya horosho govoryou.
какой мерзкий транслит

Срд 01 Май 2013 16:04:35
>>47376213
Бат вай дид ю пост хире? Вай донт ю пост ин форчан фор экзампл?
Байзе вэй, рейт май ингришь

Срд 01 Май 2013 16:05:14

Срд 01 Май 2013 16:05:29
>>47376630
what time is it?

Срд 01 Май 2013 16:05:33
>>47376213
>Sankt-Peterburg
Shithole. I've heard you wanna build a 200-metres mechet. Fucking petushki, give your own asses to muslims.

Срд 01 Май 2013 16:06:14
>>47376213
>Peterburg

Срд 01 Май 2013 16:06:15
>>47376675
итс тайм то фак юр дэд

Срд 01 Май 2013 16:07:00
>>47376213
Baby I can help you! Be happy, go to me.

Срд 01 Май 2013 16:08:41
>>47376695
Your mother blow me 2 seconds ago. Nice.

Срд 01 Май 2013 16:08:59
>>47376707
fukken gamburger

Срд 01 Май 2013 16:10:11
>>47376835
Versuta, please, log in.

Срд 01 Май 2013 16:11:31
>>47376213
Oh, here you are, faggot. I'm lookin for you for a long time. Surprise, motherfucker!

Срд 01 Май 2013 16:11:32
>>47376821
And then you wake up on the lesson with pants full of shit

Срд 01 Май 2013 16:11:32
>>47376213
oi oi oi

Срд 01 Май 2013 16:12:55
>>47376960
> lesson
Lecture, you wanted to said.

Срд 01 Май 2013 16:13:35
>>47376960
shit happens

Срд 01 Май 2013 16:13:44
>>47376213
> sankt
Saint or St.

Срд 01 Май 2013 16:13:57
>>47376213
Hey, man, what are you talking about?

Срд 01 Май 2013 16:14:18
>>47377022
That's it. Tnx

Срд 01 Май 2013 16:14:20
>>47376440
+ рублей

Срд 01 Май 2013 16:14:45
>>47377063
st-street

Срд 01 Май 2013 16:15:01
>>47377056
Who is fckn Donny Dago?

Срд 01 Май 2013 16:15:38
>>47376213
Your english is some kind of pizdec.

Срд 01 Май 2013 16:17:47
>>47376213
Зе Питер дёртиест сити ин зе аур глориус мазер раша.

Срд 01 Май 2013 16:18:12
>>47377167
Why so angry, man? Your mothr was kindest women in the world.

Срд 01 Май 2013 16:21:16
>>47376960
Where did you get that idea?!? Anyway, your mom calls me again. Such a hot kinky whore.

Срд 01 Май 2013 16:21:52
ВЫ ЧЁ ЭТА НЕ ПО РУСКАМУ ПИШИТЕ?))
ВАЛИТЕ В СВОЮ АМЕРИКУ!!!

Срд 01 Май 2013 16:22:13
http://neverfact.ru/ гоу

Срд 01 Май 2013 16:22:32
>>47377283
You mother too. She cook me a pancakes after lick my balls

Срд 01 Май 2013 16:22:52
OPS MOTHER IS ШЛЮХА!

Срд 01 Май 2013 16:25:37
>>47377430
Look at this trall. He think that my mom call to him. But you wrong, such voice as call to you belong to your father-girldick

Срд 01 Май 2013 16:27:17
>>47377484
>She cook me a pancakes after lick my balls
Its impossible! She can`t! She is very shy women.

Срд 01 Май 2013 16:27:48
>>47377643
I am speak from my ass.

Срд 01 Май 2013 16:27:58
>>47377484
>You mother too. She cook me a pancakes after lick my balls
>She cook
>after lick my balls
Она готовить мне блиньчик после лизать мои яйца?

Срд 01 Май 2013 16:28:15
>>47377632
Looks like I totally trolled you now. God speed, pal, god speed.

Срд 01 Май 2013 16:28:57
>>47377722
Yes, your right!

Срд 01 Май 2013 16:31:59
My cock is much bigger than yours, you mutherfuckers. Now, deal with it.

Срд 01 Май 2013 16:32:03
>>47377738
It looks like you dream of it

Срд 01 Май 2013 16:33:10
>>47377911
This double can't lie
>mutherfuckers
but wha~

Срд 01 Май 2013 16:33:12
>>47377912
Okey. Piece, broh?

Срд 01 Май 2013 16:33:33
Hey guys, how can i earn some pocket money with my language knowledge? Now i am in 11 class form, but i really want to take part-job while i will study in the University.

Срд 01 Май 2013 16:34:23
>>47376213

You speak English language, not in English language.

Срд 01 Май 2013 16:35:01
>>47377970
> Okey
no wai

Срд 01 Май 2013 16:35:26
>>47377983
Фрилансером работай, пиздюк ебаный.

мариванна

Срд 01 Май 2013 16:35:33
>>47377966
Ok, i've made a stupid mistake. have not been typing in english for long time.(Now iam afraid that i made some mistakes again, but whatever)

Срд 01 Май 2013 16:36:12
ITT half-literate пидорашки parade before each other like the cocks that they are. Butthurt shall now commence.

Срд 01 Май 2013 16:36:34
>>47378049
Here the Engrish teachir Onidzuka in thread, ask your answers

Срд 01 Май 2013 16:36:58
>>47377983
You can became a nice gay-hoocker, working with foreigners.

Срд 01 Май 2013 16:37:17
>>47378102
Сам ты, полуграмотный. Иди нахуй.

Срд 01 Май 2013 16:37:32
>>47376213
говно и сажа
сажа и говно

Срд 01 Май 2013 16:37:37
Dvach Hi, I have a small penis, my mom says it is not small and that he will grow up then, and still is I love the finish on the cat, but he does not mind, I'm normal or not?

Срд 01 Май 2013 16:37:59
>>47377983
> i really want to take blowjob while i will study in the University
fix you, not at all

Срд 01 Май 2013 16:38:08
>>47376213
>Sankt-Peterburg
Who is OP?

Срд 01 Май 2013 16:38:13
>>47378121
Do you like horny bunnies?

Срд 01 Май 2013 16:38:21
>>47378121
Answer your questions, you idiot

Срд 01 Май 2013 16:38:54
>>47378145
Shu the hell up and go away, scums!

Срд 01 Май 2013 16:39:25
>>47378049
>suck ass

Срд 01 Май 2013 16:40:24
Nobody needs>>47378230
>very low-paid
/b/ level english

Срд 01 Май 2013 16:41:09
English is my laguage.
Russia is my country.
London
Moscow

Срд 01 Май 2013 16:41:19
>>47378230
Я никогда не работал. Пробивайся, ебта, если тебе это говно нужно.

Срд 01 Май 2013 16:42:03
>>47378207
BOOM the first newfag blow

Срд 01 Май 2013 16:42:49
>>47377983

> how can i earn some pocket money

make some pocket money

> with my language knowledge

given my knowledge of the language

> Now i am in 11 class form

I am in eleventh grade as of today

> but i really want to take part-job

but I really want to take up a part-time job

> while i will study in the University.

while studying in the university

Two teas for this nyasha; however, you sir still think in Russian and translate into English as you go word to word as you go. This is an obstacle that you need to overcome, as otherwise you would seem lazy and uneducated to a native speaker. You need to acquaint yourself with common idioms and internalize the difference between proper and casual sequence structures.

Срд 01 Май 2013 16:43:21
>>47376213
> Sankt
i lose

Срд 01 Май 2013 16:45:28
>>47376324
I do BARRELS

Срд 01 Май 2013 16:45:48
>>47378421
Looser.

Срд 01 Май 2013 16:46:49
>>47378230

> But as i know

Alas, as far as I know. You mean to indicate that your knowledge is limited and corrections are welcome. You are accusing your conversation partner of lying instead.

> prosperity

well-endowed

> what is the average amount of money i can earn?

how much money can I make on the average?



Срд 01 Май 2013 16:47:11
>>47378521
EROKHIN?

Срд 01 Май 2013 16:47:22
>>47378529
i know that.

Срд 01 Май 2013 16:49:48
>>47378574
Two words for our dearest native speaker: FUCK YOU CUNT.

Срд 01 Май 2013 16:51:41
>>47378696
How do you know that he have a cunt?

Срд 01 Май 2013 16:52:31
>>47378529

Attention /b/ level speakerfags. "Lose" and "loser" is not the same as "loose" and "looser".

"Lose" means to leave something somewhere or have it drop while you're not paying attention, to fail in a game. A "loser" is somebody that keeps failing.

"Looser" means more loose than something else. "Loose" means something that doesn't sit properly in its place, is not strict or tight.

Example #1: "OP is a faggot and therefore loses the game. Everybody who posts in this thread is a loser."

Example #2: "OP's asshole was loose because of all the nigger cocks, but it is even looser now that he got back from Dagestan"

Срд 01 Май 2013 16:54:53
>>47378696

Exothermic rectal rupture detected

Срд 01 Май 2013 16:56:07
>>47376213
fucking cockroach

Срд 01 Май 2013 16:56:30
>>47376213
>Let's speak in English
>Sankt-Peterburg

Срд 01 Май 2013 16:56:40
>>47376213
Go to hell, you stupid degenerated assholes. I read your crappy posts only few seconds and already want to kill you.

Срд 01 Май 2013 16:59:02
>>47378927
>Exothermic rectal rupture detected
Does your mom nearby?

Срд 01 Май 2013 17:00:52
>>47379011

People can be "degenerate", not "degenerated". You read our crappy posts for a few seconds only<em> and you want to kill us <em>already. I gather proper ordering of words in a sentence is too much to ask from the likes of your ass-graduate ilk. It follows hence that you ought to shut your piehole.</em></em>

Срд 01 Май 2013 17:01:10
>>47379128
>Does your mom nearby?
Блять, Is your mom here nearby?

Срд 01 Май 2013 17:01:48
>>47379128

That&amp;#39;s not even parseable, you daft critter.

Срд 01 Май 2013 17:01:53
>>47377983
Your knowledge of english seems to be pretty lax. You should work on it, before trying to take any job that requires at least an intermediate&amp;#39;s knowledge. Else you&amp;#39;d just become laughingstock of the HR.

Срд 01 Май 2013 17:03:12
>>47376213
i was can be do i see you in those thred?

Срд 01 Май 2013 17:03:15
>>47378592
Nope,I&amp;#39;m Felix.

Срд 01 Май 2013 17:03:31
>>47379242
Ай донт факинг андестенд вот ю токин эбаут.

Срд 01 Май 2013 17:03:39
>>47379248

Sentences should not start with "else", and you want to conjoin the two and use "otherwise" anyway. HR is an abbreviation, you do not prefix it with a definite article.

See you in 10 years.

Срд 01 Май 2013 17:04:26
>>47378785
He HASnot HAVE actually.

Срд 01 Май 2013 17:04:46
>>47379312
I wish i was Swedish too

Срд 01 Май 2013 17:05:52
vocaroo thread!
http://vocaroo.com/

vocaroo thread!

Срд 01 Май 2013 17:07:22
Tread not read. Op - dick. London is the capital of Great Britain.

Срд 01 Май 2013 17:08:20
>>47379379
I know dat feel,bro.Also I wish to know him personally.

Срд 01 Май 2013 17:08:55
>>47379379

Why? Sweden is overrun by islamofascists and maintains a 30% unemployment with benefits. They&amp;#39;ll take your son from you and put lipstick and dresses on him to teach it him gender roles. Besides, have you ever heard Swedish spoken? It&amp;#39;s basically sizzling and yawning.

Срд 01 Май 2013 17:09:08
>>47379248
Твоё знание Английского, похоже, какое-то ко-ко-ко. Ты должен работать на нём, прежде чем пытаться поднять одну работу, которая требует в конце-то концов пиздец-какие-умные-слова-я-знаю знание. Вопротиву сему ты, бл, станешь посмешищем этого штата.

Срд 01 Май 2013 17:09:30
>>47379522
I mean that almost all the Swedish people know English really good.

Срд 01 Май 2013 17:09:52
Hello 2ch, i have slabozaparolennyh printer, what i nedd 2 do?

Срд 01 Май 2013 17:09:58
I love suck mommy dick!
я не знаю что сказал

Срд 01 Май 2013 17:11:23
>>47379591
Ты любишь когда отец смотрит как ты срешь

Срд 01 Май 2013 17:12:28
>>47379651
Нет,не люблю.

Срд 01 Май 2013 17:12:41
>>47379651
ты чё? ебанутый?
батя кстати всё время какие-то травы пьёт, чтобы срать часто, срёт по 5 раз в день, а потом говорит, что жопу жжёт, и ещё пердит он. пиздец короче!
реальная история. я не тролль

Срд 01 Май 2013 17:13:06
>>47379695
А я люблю. Я нормален?

Срд 01 Май 2013 17:14:36
>>47379725
ФУУ ТЫ ЧЁ ПИДАР!??

Срд 01 Май 2013 17:17:55
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Password_strength to all of them.

Срд 01 Май 2013 17:19:05
>>47379564
I&amp;#39;m sorry .Well,I ment that I wish to know PewDiePie personally..I know Swedish people learn English since they start to study at school.But...Here,in Russia, we have the same system,however our English is completely different .

Срд 01 Май 2013 17:22:08
>>47379541
I like Swedish,I dont even know why.

Срд 01 Май 2013 17:23:27
>>47379788
Лол, почему?

Срд 01 Май 2013 17:29:16
>>47379999
cuz in sweden they have a bunch of tv shows which are not dubbed into swedesh.

Срд 01 Май 2013 17:35:53
>>47376213
I can not speak English, I&amp;#39;m so sad.

Срд 01 Май 2013 17:36:48
>>47376213
Mamku tvoyu ebal lalka

Срд 01 Май 2013 17:37:33
>>47379999
Here, in Russia, students "learn" English.

Срд 01 Май 2013 17:38:50
>>47380894
I want to live in America.

Срд 01 Май 2013 17:44:36
>>47380950
All wants. And someone realy will live there. But no you.

Срд 01 Май 2013 17:48:36
>>47381215
I will live there. I swear.

Срд 01 Май 2013 17:50:04
>>47381440
Good.

Срд 01 Май 2013 17:50:17
OP, where are you? I want to telling with you about something
10 klass-ken, reading textbook in Englisch for 5 klass

Срд 01 Май 2013 17:55:02
Май инглиш факин оуфул, posovetyute сам инглиш курсы on interneti. Jelanie est&amp;#39;.

Срд 01 Май 2013 17:59:41
>>47381512 - кун


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