Hi All! Let&#39;s speak in English language in this thread.
Пошел ты нахуй, мудило ебаное.
>>47815973АЙ ФАКД ЁР МАЗА, СТЬЮПИД БИЧ! >>47815986
Дибил тупой. Санкт он углядел, а прочее нет. Скам.
i still don&#39;t understand you
Рейдж немного поутих, поэтому нашел в себе силы пофиксить это говно.
Hi everybody! Let&#39;s speak English in this thread.
Saint_Petersburg_kun is here.
Looks like you miss the point. Go to special board, find a proer thread and .... Profit!
Мне лень было все перечислять.
Привет Всем! Давайте говорить в Английский в этой нити.
Санкт-Петербург, штат Техас-кун здесь.
Паста с форчана, расходимся.
Why should I?Sage&#39;n&#39;Hide
а вот ты и спалился мудило
>>47815907> in English language>Sankt-Peterburg>Sankt
Пиздец, просто пиздец. Сажи тебе с картинкой, дураку без образованиия.
Hey, make a barrel yourself.
don&#39;t worry,shit happens
What is the purpose of those kind of threads? To show off? luk guize imma cool nau i spik inglish
the point is viyobivatsa your English speaking madskills, obviously
So, basically, OP can go and suck a member?
Блядь нахуй вы омгейриканским пингдосам уподобляетесь разговаривая на убогом языке в котором даже матвов нормальных нет.
>>47815907> in English language>Sankt
Nahuy poshel, anglichanin.
Ok guys, here we go!
That you think about gay?
Oh, I fix it.
>>47819848>and suck a member?
autohide: #sageДолбоёб не может в сарказм, полагаю.
Why are you so quilted jacket, man?
member - член, участник
dick - МХП
Is that clear?
пошел нахуй рептилоид ебаный.
What the difference between "obviously" and "evident"?
>>47820059>*how do you improve
See? You&#39;ve just improved your English, bro.
member = penis if i use your logic, comrade.
FUG U XDDDDXDDD Wir sprechen deutch jetzt, niemand braucht Englisch!
did u mean stiff schlong?
Those are obviously synonyms.
Нет, это ты не можешь в нормальный сарказм, долбоеб.
Can you explain?
hi guis) ama Viktor Tsoi and ai ded on ikarus rally 2000)) plz sory
Теперь это русской грамматики треад.
hey u fuken retards,I have a physical pain when I read it. Put my 5 inch dick in your mouth and keep silent.
Good time. I can&#39;t speak Englesh becouse I,m an Idiot. Soory pleause. Sage end skryl.
Give me a text to vocaroo, but not the english pronunciation poem.
Ya tvou mat&#39; ebal
НЬЮФАГИ ЕБАНЫЕ https://lurkmore.to/%D0%9F%D0%BB%D0%B0%D1%82%D0%B8%D0%BD%D0%BE%D0%B2%D1%8B%D0%B5_%D1%82%D1%80%D0%B5%D0%B4%D1%8B_%D0%94%D0%B2%D0%B0%D1%87%D0%B0
You are too hard to yuorself.
You speak pretty well.
Helou)) I does liorn inglish sins i wasing 12 ears old))) AI d laik to impruv mai inglish skils. Wot wuld you rekomend me? Landan is ze kapital of greit briten))
Pizduy otsyuda Rak ebanuy.
Hallo bichas my name is Mikhail Gorbachev and my dick is nearly 1ft. so i fuck your mum and she yalling very hardly and loud
Support anonimous, I have one tyan. She is meant myself only frendzone. But is not wont. I did she&#39;s homework everyday. I&#39;m get she&#39;s bag and arry it is she&#39;s home. But... She loves alfa in my class. Reply me why is this so?
>>47815907LETS DRINK FOR MOTHERLAND, COMRADE >>47819960
Like it&#39;s bad.
Like it&#39;s somthing bad, pidrilo russkoe.
Forget she&#39;s dear anon. She are whore. There is nothing you can do about it. LOL
You just hate everything Russian.
Why the Fuck you are Fucking your pussy there?
No, I hate evrth foreign, because it is too serious and complicated, but I don&#39;t like to talk with russian scum- that&#39;s true.
Russia can&#39;t into science, movies and music. It only does drinking vodka
>>47821430>Why the Fuck you are Fucking your pussy there?
Ror, you&#39;re narkoman, nuff said.
LOLOLO You are is right! You is idiot.
No! Idiot are You!
GO TO THE DICK, FAGGOT.
it&#39;s "junkie", u&#39;r welcome
>>47821497>You is idiot.
No, it&#39;s everything but junkie.
Down the river floats an axe
From the town of Byron
Let it float by yourself
Fucking piece of iron
Anything, sorry, I had obdvachevalsya.
Has anybody ever fucked OP&#39;s mom in Pierre d&#39;Achello?
There are a lot of paste on the web, lalka.
Yes, it was in St. Popengagens&#39; land, as far as I can remember.
>>47821876> in Pierre d&#39;Achello
Lol&#39;d, my game is over.
" MEANS "ВЫ
" SO THAT SHIT LIKE THERE A LOT
OF MOTHERFUCKERS IN DA HOOD!
IDIOT(cuz a lot
), B-BUTT HE IS
IDIOT(cuz he&#39;s only one
Post a good english paste here.
camo yourself so she couldn&#39;t recognize you, then go and ambush her on purpose of anal raping! fuck her ass till she is bleeding and then get the fuck out
You are puppetfuck.
Na ja, es geht!Aber warum hast du "Deutsch" mit kleinem Buchstaben geschrieben?
No I can&#39;t, it is severe.
Try to translate and read the paste about shit previously readen by tyan from Ukraine.
Hey anon. I&#39;m tyan, no proofs. So, the thing is I wanna suck dirty smelly cocks for money, but I don&#39;t want my omega-cunteater to know anything bout this, coz I live in his appartment and I&#39;ve got nowhere else to live. How do I do this?
I&#39;ve lost my virginity with her.
Got to be married with this nyasha next sunday.
Probably, i&#39;m the most successfull anon on this board.
Platinum translatings of platinum threads.
new faggit detected))
ur mom is not here, so don&#39;t speak to her, faggit
so, we have english thread here, of sort. but, do we have a topic? in short, if we omit all these "op is a faggot" and "your mom is a whore", it turns out that we have nothing to talk about. any ideas?
Лёша, уёбывай. Кусок вырвиглазного дегенерата.
No! But I can fuck Your mother there now!
It&#39;s b, narkoman. We are here to fuck your mother, nothing more.
I have ideas! We must speak about your mother!!!
have u ever heard bout time travel? so here it is, I AM MY OWN MOM. suck it!
idi naxy suka ebanaja
Hello! My name is Vasya I have mother father sister brother London is a capital of great Britain
go fuck yourself, pussy-ass cocksucking fag
mkay, let&#39;s talk about Witcher 2 localization. Russian one is awful, the first phrase Geralt said in tutorial made my ears bleed. I am installing english version right now and gonna play all day without brakes.
сАК МАЙ ПУСИ БАСТАРД ФАКИН БИЧ
But she is died 2 years ago...
>>47822552>London is THE capital of Great Britain
check your underpants, there&#39;s shit in it
Рейдж оф ньюфагс. Оу вау
>>47822563>polish game>I am installing english version
You are durnoy pizdy rebenok
Hello guy! How are you live?
My inglish gud?
I am serious.Hello, guys! How are you?
Does my English good?
Lets sii. newfak in this itt threat.
i have no other option, IDK polish language at all. what should i do in your opinion? play with no clue what is going on in plot?
One mor newfaks
>>47822807>Does my English good?
Shit on your face.>Is my english good?
Hello, I speak in english, but badly, so a want to a little practice in this. Tell me plz, does I a mistake in my predlozhenii? Lol.
Попсоны, разъясните, пожалуйста, чем think от though отличается и в каких случаях нужно говорить одно, а в каких другое.
think - это думаю(наст. время), а though - это думал(прош. время), вот.
Dolboeb, check your fucking low-level knowledges and newer post this again.
i&#39;d talk about it, but here are 2 things that dont let me to do it. i dont play translated versions and i never even tried w2. i had enough of swamp running in w1, so i decided to skip 2nd part altogether
Yep, you should have wrote like this:>Did i do any mistake in my sentence?
I&#39;ve just obosralsya&#39;ed.
тащем то во время войни все спокойней относились к другим нациям, за исключением идейных
Hello gay! Yu inglish Gud, predlozenie is in inglish sentens.
Эй, уёбок, а что ты ответишь на это?
- . Корея-кун
It it very possible, you know, when you&#39;re talking to uebok like you.
What is that mean?
mistakes can&#39;t be done, they can only be made. so it should be "did I make" or "have I made any mistakes". stfu and go learn some grammar before correcting someone
pussy-eyed is on a human. GTFO.
You all are just a bunch of schoolkids who don&#39;t even know the subject. GTFO
Ok, but why i should wrote this:>Did i do>do
Not only "Did"? like this:
Did I any mistake in my sentence?
>>47823304>Did I any mistake in my sentence?
Idiot, that&#39;s foolish mistake.
Double, not second, pidorashqua. And do not try to detect newfags, trall
Do you know that russians are cocksuckers? USA RULES
Why you call me "idiot"? I know what my English is bad, but it&#39;s not to give you right calling me "idiot" or you just bydlo?
>>47823354> Сосать хуй?> Вы баррелей?
>>47823359>Idiot, that&#39;s foolish mistake.
Idiot, that&#39;s A foolish mistake lol
think you&#39;re the smartest kid in da hood ya? suck some cocks, you just pooped in your pants3rd-year-in-the-linguistic-university-kun
Why do you like fried chicken and watermelon so much?
Stupid pseudo-american faggot. GTFO
Pi speak english little bit sometime. but i don,t use it everyday. just sometime. very often i watch videos on youtube. there about seventy percent of it on english. i understood it but i can,t speak very well. so that my main problem. i watch films without russian translation, i use original videos but only with russian subtitles. when i was young at 6 year my parents bought me english teaching ESHKO so i study english from that moment. at first class i was the best in english. all my classmates was just stupid & fools. but when i go to second class i know about personal computer & sony playstation so after that time ya pochti ne uchu english and speaking on it ne ochen horosho.P
Why is everyone&#39;s English ITT is extremely broken?
No it&#39;s second, idiot. Also, newfag detected
Сука, в гугле надо пилить детектор.
Вопрос был:"Бочку делаешь?"Лол
>>47823525>implying that his english is better>why is>is extremely
NE PRODAM RUSSIASKU!!!
SPASIBO DEDU ZA WIN!
Sankt-Peterburg-kun, let&#39;s meet up and speak English IRL :3 Do you know any English-speaking clubs in the city or something?
>>47815907Fuck off OP-cock >>47823525
Because russian schools don&#39;t teach it well.
look a lil bit more carefully, they&#39;re talking about "did make" and "made", different shit ya know
This was the only mistake I made, while ITT there are at least 2 mistakes in 1 sentence.
Proigral s koncovochki. or
I losing from your ending, right?
LOL I AM AMERICAN
slavs sucks, you know
world hates you, VANYAS
What would REAL
american do on such an awful russian board? Don&#39;t make me laugh, bydlo-kun.
>>47823702PIZDUI NAHUI KURWA EBANA. >>47823672
You are nadoel. Go to copypasta get text and you to read it and we very thankfull than.
palevo. slavs suck is the right formmore-american-kun
to point out his mistakes?
Spili mushku kowboy
to point out his mistakes?</span>
It&#39;ll be too much work imho.
Vot eto baget! LAL
Idiot, there&#39;s nothing wong.
Poor education, I guess. Oh, and lack of practice with native speakers as well. But that might not help at all since brits rarely correct your language if it&#39;s understandable. Breaking news - even if you are a politician you dont need a perfect english, even if you are going to get education in britain, I met people who confuse things like during and duration, alma mater from bristol uni as example.
>>47815907> Sankt-PeterburgWTF AM I READING >>47815907
Паста с фочана, расходимся.
>>47824100>yuLOL THAT&#39;S A FAIL >>47824019>have made
you are talking about the RESULT, so do us a favour use PP
Nobody cares of it. You&#39;ve gotten his point, right?
Dude, this is a real mistake right here.
Shut up, faggot.
I was going to make a gay joke, butt fuck it.
Nope, these two are replaceable ones.
so you back off? nobody really force you into helping anyone here, but at least you could prove your superior skills your previous post implies
Save it.Your joke is gay anyway.
Gimme a smaller piece of text.
Благодарность же. Я что-то неправильно сказал?
Ofc he does, having better English on russian board is his only achievement so far.
oh and btw, please say you&#39;re
How much clock?
Check your pants, english guru. You might have some shit in there.
Then there&#39;s no point correcting any mistake ITT. But there are those here who try to though they are awfully ignorant miseducated RUSSIANS pretending to be English GN.
Actually I lived 3 years in USA and no one corrected any of my mistakes. Nobody cares. You may say "I" "go" "station" "train" and you&#39;ll be showed the way to the railway station. The only thing that should be payed attention to is ACCENT.
And btw when I was in USA nobody said a bad word about russians. These are all stereotypes and actually nobody cares about where you&#39;ve come from, it&#39;s only important to be a good fella.
Shit, rather a long copypaste.
Oh, why do you hate me? Have I done smth bad to you?
Witaj, i id, stµd.
while pretending to be nearly flawless in english. So go on, explain this shite, "mate".
Also, the main problem about russians is that we mix up Past Simple and Present Perfect. Sometimes it&#39;s hard to understand what the person really wants to point out.
I agree with you. I have some internet friends from english-speaking countries (because I can&#39;t afford travelling to any of them) and imho I have some language skills that are just enough to understand them and make my speech understandable too.
And is the phrase "so you back off?" correct? I don&#39;t want to explain this shite
That&#39;s coming from thinking in russian and translating thoughts in english or any other language. A lot of practice and some tutoring may help with it, or may not, I&#39;ve no bloody idea, but as you did point out that it isnt really necessary to have perfect english, just be a nice guy there is no point to look for answers, I guess.
How much clock?
Bldjad clock you know clock?
you know, ppl rarely would say what they really think of you in your face, if at all. and what about honing your skills. you not going to talk like some mexican to the end of your life, dont you?
Its not "you are back off" either, so once again in stead of fixing it or helping someone, you act as douche. Way to go.
Оп, опушка. А ты обучаешь? яб поучился языку, например.
Let me speak from my heart.
Moskow is the capital of Russian Federation.
I guarantee it.
Best regards Dmitriy.
Nah, everyone just throwing shit at each other, measuring their e-peens. If you want to learn, I have an advice for ye - stay away from 2ch.
it&#39;s said o&#39;clock
. How much o&#39;clock?
Moscow, ofcourse. My mistake.
"what time it is (now)" - "сколько (сейчас) времени"
Well, you&#39;re right. I&#39;m gmovin&#39; outta here. Wanna find some CP.
LOL! Stupid pedorashka. You forgot article.
Ofc it is important to speak gramatically correct english in some official conversations, but in everyday life you may say everything you want in every way you want. The only thing that weights is clear pronunciation because sometimes people get nervous when you mumble or something or when you mispronounce some word. Grammar sucks, pronunciation solves, I mean it.
Thank you, kind sir.
Do you mean i must leave 2ch? Can 4chan improve my English skills?
It&#39;s better to use "What time is it", both are correct, this one is just more popular amongst native speakers.
Lets mi spik from mai hart. In inglish.
At some point, of course it could. But on the efficiency against time comparison it&#39;s not learning, it&#39;s just more useful way to waste your time, at least as it seems to me. You want to learn - you learn it properly in the first place, and then spend your time elsewhere on anon boards or whatever.
Guys, how can i check my English level? Maybe there is some on-line tests for it?
did yanks say it to you directly or you came to this conclusion yourself? honestly, its quite hard to believe in what you say, given how we look at our "guests" from southern "countries" that cant speak well here in russia
Nation built by immigrants shouldn&#39;t complain about immigrants, that makes perfect sense to me.
can you read internet/papers/books? if yes, your reading comprehension is advanced enough for having a talk with someone and dont look idiot. speaking/listening is another story, and without practice you wont improve much, no matter what textbooks you will use or cources you will take
Hmm, what if I will not use any contractions and sound every word completely?
I do not know.
I do not have time for this.
I could not think of that before you have told me.
I am truly surprised.
Yeh, that will be my special thing now.
thats not an answer, you know
Hallo there russian slaves. it&#39;s been a long time out of the board reading you dumb shit. Though writing here makes totally no sense for now i&#39;ll get the occasion and try once. getiing a new topic: who&#39;s to play coop games with me mates? Staring /vg/ suggestions and fixing texts of others.
That&#39;s true, but i mean what kind of level i must specify in my resume/CV?
I can not give you a proper answer mate, just because I have never been to USA.
>>47826634>i&#39;ll get the occasion
That makes little to no sense now.
Oh, and &#39;bout coop games - can do some "No more room in hell" runs.
Prove me wrong biyatch
I&#39;d been playing this game once. Gimme the steam id so we&#39;ll be able to decide it in private chat.
check out TOEFL/TOEIC if you must have papers that confirm your skill level
what means nah?
have to reinstall it tho.
the same for me. Since steam reestablished friends adding system it&#39;s much harder to find out how to add person you&#39;ve been playing with.
No, nope, nah, na, nay, it is varieties of the first one, seldom used tho.
Shouldn&#39;t it be said Seldomly?
Sent you the request. Keep waiting.
No, you don not conjugate "seldom", thats why I love to use it in stead of "rare/ly"
Bring me your virgins
evidence. I&#39;ve seen people using seldomly for quite a long time and as a matter of fact they weren&#39;t foreign for u.s. or brits. This variant is unnecessary but commonly available to be used. Sometimes it really matters as calling chips crisps or cookies as biscuits. It all goes to the same question.
Hi, im from saints too.
Please tel me about your ginger pic! It so nice
Browser biscuits? Really?
Accept the fucking request you dum shet.
Is this enough?>I&#39;ve seen people using seldomly
I&#39;ve seen people fuck dogs. So?
>Using seldomly is not a serious error, however.
My bad, I stand corrected, sir, you can do it, yes, but it does sound a bit awkward to me.
Май фэмили из биг бекос Лондан из зе кэпитал оф Грит Британ
That is some different guy, quite rude for no apparent reason.
Who cares. Language changes as sonic the hedgehog and everything sounds good enough to be appropriate.
Add me in the freaking steam already you wanker.
>>47828144>Using seldomly is not a serious error, however.
Doesn&#39;t it imply that it is still and erorr
>>47828155>Лондан>my teacher&#39;s face when somebody said Лондан instead of Ландан >>47828332
Сомбоди, Бак, Сити оф Лондон.
>>47828706Ю СИНК ЗИС БААД НЭЙБАХУУД? >>47826488
don&#39;t get it so literally. i don&#39;t know and i d&#39;no are different things, innit m8?
i suck dick, lol
today iam drunk cause dedy vaivali and i drink tipa because i karoch like to nakativat&#39; for dedy
my name is boris and i live in rushka
my kountry iz very big
i drink yazhka and putinka everyday in padik with pocanis
i love my girl, my tazik and my mummy
i can go live to usa but fuk usa cause i am rusian potriot and eat shit pindoses!!!
For that, i hate you motherfucker! You come and "gays lets tolk" after it, you dont answer me! Sucker!
Chuvash Republic-ku is here, I&#39;d like to improve my English.
Hi there! Which wheather in ur location now?
ебать я уже и забыл про этот тред.
количество ньюфагов зашкаливает
Пруф или пиздабол
кажется я передознулся, я нихуя не понимаю
The weather is warm, the sun is shining, but I don&#39;t go for a walk today.
As these threads become more and more frequent lately, so does my amusement at the sad attempts of the local btards ололо пидорашки-ватнички замкадье SOSNOOLEY to speak Queen&#39;s English. Why don&#39;t you сосцникая школота bother to actually study the language, or read a book or two at the very least?
helo boyz i wanted to speck you here houw are you meen
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