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Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:07:59
АНТИБУГУРТОТРЕД
ЕОТ ПОДБЕГАЕТ К ТЕБЕ В СЛЕЗАХ И С НОЖОМ В РУКЕ
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ГОВОРИТ, ЧТО ЗАРЕЖЕТ СЕБЯ, ЕСЛИ ТЫ НЕ СДЕЛАЕШЬ ЕЙ ПРЕДЛОЖЕНИЕ РУКИ И СЕРДЦА


Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:10:03
>>48465154
ХУЯРИШЬ ЕЙ В ЕБАЛЬНИК

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:12:04
>>48465154
лiл
пидор, ты вызвал у меня бугурт, был у меня такой случай... но это была страшнотян и больше никто так не делал...

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:12:45
>>48465243
Ты дал ей в ебальник?

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:12:54
СИДИШЬ, ИГРАЕШЬ, ПОДХОДИТ МАМА
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ИНТЕРЕСУЕТСЯ, ВО ЧТО ИГРАЕШЬ И КАК УСПЕХИ, СТАВИТ НА СТОЛ ВКУСНЫЙ ОБЕД

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:13:29
КАЧАЛСЯ ВСЮ ЗИМУ И ВЕСНУ, ПОШЕЛ В КЛУБАСИК С ДВУМЯ ДУРЗЬЯМИ-ГИКАМИ, К ВАМ ПОДКАТЫВАЮТ ДВЕ ТЯНКИ И НАЧИНАЮТ ТАНЦЕВАТЬ ВОЗЛЕ ВАС, ДОЛГО ОЧКО ЖИМ-ЖИМ И ПОСЛЕ ЧАСА ВОТ ТАКОГО НЕЛОВКОГО ТАНЦА ЗАГОВАРИВАЕШЬ С НЕЙ НЕ ХОЧЕТ ЛИ ОНА ВЫПИТЬ ВЕДЬ ЖАРКО ЖЕ
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ХУЙ ЗНАЕТ ЗАВЯЗАЛАСЬ БЕСЕДА, ВЫ ПОЕБАЛИСЬ У ТЕБЯ В ОБЩАГЕ И ТЫ УЖЕ БОЛЬШЕ НЕ ДЕВСТВЕННОТА, ХОДИШЬ ПО УЛИЦЕ УЛЫБЧЫВЫМ И ОТЗЫВЧИВЫМ ВСЮ НЕДЕЛЮ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:13:33
САЖАЕШЬ КЕМПЕРОПЕТУХА НА НОЖ
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ОБРЫВАЕШЬ СЕРИЮ УБИЙСТВ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:13:53
>>48465154
>ЕОТ ПОДБЕГАЕТ К ТЕБЕ В СЛЕЗАХ
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ГОВОРИТ, ЧТО ЛЮБИТ ТЕБЯ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:14:18
>>48465265
Нет, она меня зарезала насмерть :'(

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:14:44
НРАВИТСЯ ТВОЯ РАБОТА

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:15:06
>>48465276
И просыпаешься на лекции обосранный.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:15:38
>>48465292
Ну а ты что? Не мужик чтоли?

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:15:38
>>48465305
НРАВИТСЯ ЧУЖАЯ РАБОТА ТОЖЕ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:15:49
У вас даже "антибугурты" какие-то жалкие....
Какие же вы блядь ничтожества. Ну вас нахуй.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:16:14
>>48465305
Мне тоже нравится, в чем бугурт?

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:16:22
ЗАЩИТА ОТЧЕТОВ В СРЕДУ, НУЖНО 6 ОТЧЁТОВ, РВАЛ СРАКУ, ЧТОБЫ СДАТЬ ВСЕ, ОДИН НЕ СДЕЛАЛ
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В ДЕНЬ СДАЧИ СКАЗАЛИ, ЧТО ПУСТЬ ЭТОТ НА СЛЕДУЮЩИЙ ДЕНЬ СДАДИМ, ОН СЛОЖНЫЙ И НАМ НУЖНО БОЛЬШЕ ВРЕМЕНИ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:17:12
>>48465154
ДЕЛО НЕ В ТЕБЕ, А ВО МНЕ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:17:16
>>48465336
ВЗОРВАЛСЯ ПУКАН
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ОШМЁТКАМИ УБИЛО ПОЛШКОЛЫ ОБИДЧИКОВ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:17:42
>>48465305
А мне моя работа нравится. Сейчас в отпуске, скучаю по посанам, городу где работаю, по летней атмосфере на работе :3 Когда идешь с обеда, садишься на лавочку с мороженкой, вокруг зелень :3

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:18:00
>>48465347

Ну обычно все говорят, как не хотят работать, как заебало, понедельник, скорее бы пятница. А мне мама сказала в детстве - работать надо кем нравится, и все будет заебись. Так и живем.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:18:13
>>48465364
Я ГЕЙ
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AND I'M OKAY WITH IT

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:18:25
>>48465329
Я испугался и убежал страшнотян ведь

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:18:46
>>48465352
Забыл добавить.
ВСЕ СМОТРЯТ С УВАЖЕНИЕМ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:19:48
ТЫ ТАКОЙ ХОРОШИЙ, ДАВАЙ ОСТАНЕМСЯ ДРУЗЬЯМИ?

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:20:07
ПОКАКАЛ
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ПОКАКАЛ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:20:24
СТОИШЬ В ЛИФТЕ С МИЛОЙ ТЯН
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ХОЧЕШЬ ПЕРНУТЬ, АЖ СИЛ НЕТУ ТЕРПЕТЬ
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НЕ ВЫДЕРЖАЛ И ПЕРНУЛ ПРИ ТЯН
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А ПОХУЙ, ПУСТЬ НЮХАЕТ ТУПАЯ ПИЗДА

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:20:34
>>48465381
А ты кем работаешь?

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:21:11
>>48465436
Ей понравилось

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:21:18
У ТЕБЯ ОТЛИЧНАЯ ГРУППА, ОДНОГРУПНИКИ МОГУТ ДЕЛИТЬСЯ ШПАРГАЛКАМИ, ЛЕКЦИЯМИ, ЗАНИМАТЬ ТЕБЕ ДЕНЬГИ, ВМЕСТЕ ПРОВОДИТЬ ВРЕМЯ, ПОЛГУППЫ ТЯНКИ, КОТОРЫЕ НОРМАЛЬНО К НАМ ОТНОСЯТСЯ, ПЯТЬ ОДНОГРУППНИКОВ ВСТРЕЧАЮТСЯ С ОДНОГРУПЦИНАМИ.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:21:25
ИЗВИНИ, НО ТЫ НЕ В МОЁМ ВКУСЕ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:21:37
>>48465154
Ну вот, сразу бомбануло ввиду нулевой вероятности такого события.
ОП, что ж ты делаешь, психологический фашист.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:21:56
>>48465440
Хиккикомори я.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:22:23
>>48465367
ВЗОРВАЛСЯ ПУКАН
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А ТЫ - АРАБСКИЙ ТЕРРОРИСТ С ОТКАЗАВШИМ ДЕТОНАТОРОМ НА БОМБЕ
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ЧЕРЕЗ СЕКУНДУ ПОЛУЧАЕШЬ 72 ДЕВСТВЕННИЦЫ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:22:56
>>48465456
У меня такая группа была :3

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:23:10
>>48465472
Охуенная работа чо

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:23:23
не просто это все надоело
Ты справишься и без мысли "юля моя девушка"

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:23:39
>>48465472
Какая зп?

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:23:45
>>48465502
>чо
А вот и быдло.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:23:58
>>48465483
Оп, ты охуенен!

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:24:19
>>48465518
А вот и нет.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:24:36
>>48465516
50 КИЛОБАКСОВ/МЕСЯЦ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:24:41
Я ХОЧУ ОТ ТЕБЯ РЕБЁНКА!

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:24:47
>>48465483
А как лучше распорядиться девственницами? Ведь они могут закончится а сидеть целую вечность...

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:25:21
**НЕЧЕГО ТЕБЕ НА ДвАЧЕ ДЕЛАТЬ, СИДИ ДОМА, ОТДЫХАЙ**

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:25:28
>>48465518
ХОТЕЛ ДАТЬ ТЕБЕ НАХ ЁПТА, НО ПОДОБРЕЛ И ОТСЫПАЛ СЕМОК

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:25:38
>>48465541
О боже какой мужчина, я хочу от тебя сына.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:25:38
>>48465538
Тянки текут?

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:26:11
>>48465545
>А как лучше распорядиться девственницами?
сказал девственник, который сидит на сосаче.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:26:45
>>48465545
Согласно Корану, девственность возвращается каждые сутки.
Ты лучше подумай, как дефлороровать 72 шлюхи за сутки!

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:26:52
>>48465560
ОБОСРАЛСЯ С РАЗМЕТКОЙ
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ДЖЕНТЛЬМЕНЫ И ВИДА НЕ ПОДАЛИ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:27:05
>>48465545
Как щакончатся, новых поставляют.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:27:23
>>48465575
Ну может у чуркобесов гайд есть специальный

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:27:26
>>48465587
Перфоратором

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:27:41
>>48465154
Зачем ты так, анон, я аж расплакался.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:27:49
>>48465567
А то ж!
Но я - Титан, тян - не нужны!

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:28:41
>>48465587
С девственницами отстойно. Опытные лучше.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:28:56
ОКАЗАЛОСЬ, ЧТО ИНЖЕНЕР ПО ЗАЩИТЕ ТРУДА, КОТОРОГО ТЫ ЛЮБИШЬ, ТОЖЕ ЗАДНЕПРИВОДНЫЙ, ПРИЗНАЛСЯ ЕМУ В ЛЮБВИ
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ОТВЕТИЛИ ВЗАИМНОСТЬЮ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:29:09
Идет медведь по лесу, видит машина горит, сел НА ПЕНЕК ПОЗВОНИЛ ПОЖАРНЫМ ТЕ ПРИЕХАЛИ И ПОТУШИЛИ НИКТО НЕ ПОСТРАДАЛ ПОТОМ МЕДВЕДЮ ДАЛИ ГРАМОТУ СЧАСТЬЕ РАДОСТЬ КОВРОВАЯ ДОРОЖКА САЛЮТ ВЫХОДНОЙ ДЕНЬ ДЕТИ ИЗЛЕЧИВАЮТСЯ ОТ КОРИ А МЕДВЕДЯ В ЦИРК ВЗЯЛИ НА КОНФЕРАНС И ВСЕ СЧАСТЛИВЫ.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:29:29
СИДИШЬ ЗА ПЕКОЙ ВЕСЬ ВЕЧЕР, БЛИЖЕ К ВЕЧЕРУ САДИШЬСЯ В МАШИНУ И ПО БАБАМ
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УТРОМ СДАЕШЬ ЭКЗАМЕН НА ОТЛИЧНО, ЗАДРОТЫ И БОТАНЫ ПОЛУЧАЮТ УДВЛ.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:29:42
>>48465286
А у меня было такое. Но потом всё равно бросила. ОСТЫЛИ ЧУВСТВА

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:29:54
>>48465590
НИЩЕБРОД БЕЗ НОВЫХ ТУФЕЛЬ
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ДЖЕНТЛЬМЕНЫ И ВИДА НЕ ПОДАЛИ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:30:14
>>48465627
И будет нытье на 72 подголоска
-А может не сегодня, не сейчас, может друзьями останемся? Меня мамка поругает, к геникологу сводит

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:31:04
>>48465638
На пенёк сел, должен косарь отдать! Уёба

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:31:26
>>48465456
Поступай на кафедры физики\математики, будет тебе такая группа. Еще и упарывать вместе будете.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:31:27
>>48465627
Возвращается только плева, опыт остаётся.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:31:35
>>48465541
Где тут антибугурт? Алсо от половины треда ошметками пукана все стены заляпало, нахй вас.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:31:37
>>48465154
> ЕОТ ПОДБЕГАЕТ К ТЕБЕ В СЛЕЗАХ И С НОЖОМ В РУКЕ
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СПАСАЕШЬ ТЕРРОРИСТОВ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:31:57
>>48465642
Я обычно всегда учусь до экзаменов, а в последний день перед ними ничего не учу и не повторяю, только отдыхаю.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:32:21
А теперь тру стори АНТИБУГУРТ/БУГУРТ
Один хуй, никто не прочитает
СТЕСНЯЕШЬСЯ, НО УЛЫБАЕШЬСЯ СИМПАТИЧНОЙ ДЕВУШКЕ
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ОНА ИСКРЕННЕ УЛЫБАЕТСЯ В ОТВЕТ
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ПОДБЕГАЕТ СТРАШНОТЯН, С КОТОРОЙ ВЫ ПРОСТО ДРУЗЬЯ пару раз спали, когда был пьяный "Юзернеймчик, помоги пожалуйста.
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В ТВОЮ СТОРОНУ ДАЖЕ НЕ СМОТРЯТ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:32:32

>>48465658
А девственницы не будут ныть да? Да и милфы вообще ништяк ебуться, не то что эти бревна неопытные.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:32:49
>>48465658
Поехавший? Мусульманские женщины не имеют права качать права бородачу, иначе тот имеет право её избить, в случае измены публично закидать камнями насмерть, по его слову все 72 девственницы отсоят очередь, чтобы отлизать ему анус.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:32:54
>>48465689
А я наоборот делаю.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:33:49
В АУДИТОРИИ ПОПАХИВАЕТ ГОВНОМ
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ВИДИШЬ КАК ВСЕ ОСТАЛЬНЫЕ НАЧИНАЮТ НЕРВНИЧАТЬ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:34:23
>>48465732
Краснеешь @ все смотрят на тебя

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:34:25
>>48465699
> пару раз спали, когда был пьяный
Жуткая лошара.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:34:26
ПРИШЕЛ НА КАСТИНГ
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СКАЗАЛИ, ЧТО ТЫ - НЯША И ПРЕДЛОЖИЛИ ПРИНЯТЬ УЧАСТИЕ В ПИКРЕЛЕЙТЕД

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:34:57
>>48465689
ВЪЯБЫВАЕШЬ ПОЛГОДА
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ДЕНЬ ЧУВСТВУЕШЬ СЕБЯ КОРОЛЕМ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:35:11
>>48465523
семен угомонись

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:35:14
>>48465732
У тебя изо рта говном пахнет? Есть такой дрыщеватый одногруппник, всегда при разговоре с ним прям поток воздуха, который пахнет говном тебе в ебало, ему даже про жвачки замечания открытые делали, ему похуй.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:35:26
>>48465732
Оказывается обосралась твоя ЕОТ.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:35:31
>>48465685
В том и суть, долбоёб!

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:35:42
>>48465686
СПАСАЕШЬ ТЕРРОРИСТКУ ОТ ЕОТ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:35:55
>>48465748
Ну, трахались в смысле. В трезвом состоянии не тянет с ней.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:36:01
>>48465732
Да ты даже обосраться по-человечески не можешь! Вечно ты отрываешься от коллектива.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:36:02
>>48465154
ПРИШЕЛ НАКУРЕННЫЙ ДОМОЙ
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ЖЕНА ТИХО ПОДХОДИТ СЗАДИ И ОСТРЫМ ЛЕЗВИЕМ У ГОРЛА ЗДОРОВОГО ТЕСАКА НАМЕКАЕТ, ЧТО ТЕБЕ ПИЗДЕЦ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:36:29
>>48465707
Они твои полностью, делай что хочешь.
мусульманскоеобращениесженщинами.пнг

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:37:04
НА ДЕНЬ СВЯТОГО ВАЛЕНТИНА ПОЛУЧИЛ 5 ОТКРЫТОК
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ВЫЕБАЛ ВСЕХ 5 И ВЫБРАЛ ЛУЧШУЮ.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:37:07
>>48465755
Так и есть, хотя мне нравится учиться.
Кстати, НРАВИТСЯ УЧИТЬСЯ В ВУЗЕ.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:37:23
>>48465780
Иди нахуй просто, быдло.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:37:25
КУПИЛ ПЕРВЫЙ РАЗ В ЖИЗНИ БИЛЕТ В ЛОТЕРЕЮ, ВЫИГРАЛ 75000 РУБЛЕЙ, КУПИЛ ТОПОВУЮ ПЕКУ И НЕПЛОХОЙ ПЛАНШЕТ.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:37:25
>>48465780
кидаешь ее через бедро и ебешь в анал

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:37:40
>>48465780
А ТЕБЯ ВСЕ ЗАЕБАЛО, ХОТЕЛ ВЫПИЛИВАТЬСЯ, ПОМОГЛА НЕ БРАТЬ ГРЕХ НА ДУШУ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:38:01
>>48465154
Сажи раковнику

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:38:09
>>48465749
А я бы не отказался, где бугурт-то?

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:38:20
>>48465764
УТЕШИЛ, ПОСОЧУВСТВОВАЛ. ЕОТ ПРИГЛАСИЛА ДОМОЙ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:38:49
>>48465807
Что ты делаешь, мерзавец? Захотелось поиграть в лотерею.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:39:22
>>48465760
Желудь, залогинься.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:39:24
>>48465760
Нет, я просто утром сру иногда и плохо подтираюсь. И за мной весь день этот запах ходит. Я его не замечаю почти, он призрачный очень, но других видимо тошнит.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:39:59
>>48465826
НАМЫТЬ ЕЕ СРАНУЮ ЖОПКУ И ПОСТИРАТЬ ОБОСРАННЫЕ ТРУСИШКИ
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ВЗЯЛ ГОВНЯШКУ НА ПАМЯТЬ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:40:06
>>48465805
А сложно ?

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:40:06
>>48465826
ТАМ ОНА ТЕБЕ РАССКАЗАЛА ЧТО КОПРОФИЛКА

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:40:13
>>48465820
Бугурт от общества, где красивым людям дается все за просто так.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:40:26
>>48465775
> трахались в смысле
Да мы понели, понели. Успокойся, все нормально.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:40:44
>>48465850
Почему плохо подтираешься?

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:40:53
НА ТВОЙ ПОСТ ОТВЕТИЛИ
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ЧУВСТВУЕШЬ СЕБЯ ЧАСТЬЮ БОРДЫ, ШЕСТЕРЕНКОЙ В БОЛЬШОМ МЕХАНИЗМЕ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:41:16
>>48465681
если на такой фак поступать, то там будет сосисочная вечеринка

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:41:51
>>48465154
>ЕОТ ПОДБЕГАЕТ К ТЕБЕ В СЛЕЗАХ И С НОЖОМ В РУКЕ
>@
>ГОВОРИТ, ЧТО ЗАРЕЖЕТ СЕБЯ, ЕСЛИ ТЫ НЕ СДЕЛАЕШЬ ЕЙ ПРЕДЛОЖЕНИЕ >РУКИ И СЕРДЦА

Неужели никто видеорелейтед из ХФ "Вор" не доставит? Где главный герой поясняет пацанёнку за культуру обращения с ножом? У пиздюка падает нож из рук и течёт струйка из штанины на пол.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:42:07
>>48465883
Мама перестала помогать, говорит что я уже взрослый, но сам еще не научился, там особая сноровка нужна.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:42:07
>>48465874
Да, спокоен, все хорошо. Просто, думал огорчил чем-то любимого Анона, собирался начать оправдываться.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:42:24
>>48465838
Хороший рекламный ход лотерейное агенство, но нет.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:42:24
>>48465154
>ЕОТ ПОДБЕГАЕТ К ТЕБЕ В СЛЕЗАХ И С НОЖОМ В РУКЕ
@
СПУСКАЕШЬ В ШТАНЫ С МОЧОЙ СВОИ КОНЧЕННЫЕ "ПО-САКСОНСКИ" СЕМЬ РАЗ, НЕ ССАВ ПОСЛЕДНИЕ 19 ЧАСОВ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:42:41
>>48465888
@ТВОЙ ТРЕД УШЕЛ В БАМПЛИМИТ ЗА ЧАС
@КОНЧИЛ РАДУГОЙ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:42:44
>>48465883
Я когда утром сижу в туалете больше 5ти минут - мать гонит. За это время обычно не успеваю срать и просто пукаю несколько раз в унитаз. Ну и не подтираюсь естественно. А когда сру, то просто времени нет хорошо подтереться.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:42:49
>>48465888
Рачье на моих двачах

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:43:22
>>48465888
похвалили на сосаче @ ходишь весь день довольный

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:43:30
>>48465749
@
ПОСЛЕ СЪЁМОК ВТОРОЙ АКТЁР ПОПРОСИЛ ТВОЙ НОМЕР

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:43:43
>>48465929
Почему вы дрочите на бамплимит?

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:44:26
>>48465277
Истинное наслаждение

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:44:43
>>48465929
Мои треды, где я утверждал, что тни лучше хикканов и прочего скама уходили за полчаса и с невиданным баттхёртом.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:44:49
>>48465898
Щито?

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:45:01
>>48465940
Сука прямо на паре проиграл перед еот.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:45:12
>>48465930
Да ну нахуй! Туалет последний оплот свободы для мужчины, твоя мать чувствует это и пытается забрать и его. Не сдавайся, Анон, это все, что у тебя есть!

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:45:38
>>48465305
Работал все выходные и ночью - не мог остановиться.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:46:07
>>48465945
@
И ВЫ ЖИЛИ ДОЛГО И СЧАСТЛИВО

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:46:25
>>48465456
У меня такая группа

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:46:59
>>48465917
НЕДОЛЮБЛИВАЮТ ИРЛ
@
НЕ ПОНИМАЮТ НА АНОНИМНОЙ БОРДЕ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:47:03
>>48465976
ОНА ПОДУМАЛА, ЧТО ТЫ ВЕСЕЛЫЙ ПАРЕНЬ
@НАЧАЛА С ТОБОЙ ОБЩАТЬСЯ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:47:12
Почему мне не нравятся ваши треды?

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:47:31
>>48465980
КОПРОТИВЛЯЙСЯ!

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:47:34
>>48465154
ДОСТАЁШЬ COLT DETECTIVE SPECIAL
@
НАСТАВЛЯЕШЬ НА НЕЁ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:47:56
>>48465980
Она думает что я там играю в телефон. А мне блядь 21 год. Отец на работе. А если я начну говорить что я еще в туалете, то она начнет скандалить.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:48:03
>>48466028
Ты просто ещё не познал путь бугурта?

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:48:15
>>48465976
Теперь она думает, что ты альфач, расслабляешься и наслаждаешься собой.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:48:39
>>48466052
А нормальной аргументации нет?

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:49:09
>>48466003
@
А ПОТОМ ОН СМЕНИЛ ПОЛ И ВЫ ЗАВЕЛИ ДЕТЕЙ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:49:16
>>48465154
Прошел мимо толпы тней
@
Никто не заржал за спиной

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:49:28
>>48466023
Я все время стараюсь ходить с улыбкой, чтобы она так подумала.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:50:00
>>48466064
Не слушай его. Эти треды для психологических фашистов.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:50:02
ЗАХОТЕЛОСЬ ПОКУРИТЬ
@
ВСПОМНИЛ, ЧТО ТЫ УЖЕ НЕ БРОСАЕШЬ И У ТЕБЯ ПОЛНАЯ ПАЧКА

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:50:18

>>48466045
ТЕЛЕБОНЬКАЕШЬ ТАМ НЕБОСЬ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:50:42
>>48465315
Утешающих себя девственников-неудачников просьба покинуть тред.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:50:47
АНТИРАК! ВНИМАНИЕ!
Всех, кого заебали раковые бугурт треды, пройдите сюда:
https://github.com/Y0ba/Dollchan-Extension-Tools) следующий фильтр:
#exph(/(?: <b>)[А-Я]{3}/)


Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:51:26
>>48465154
<strong>ВОВРЕМЯ В 2010 ГОДУ ПОСЛУШАЛ УМНОГО АНОНА И ВЛОЖИЛ ВСЮ СТИПЕНДИЮ В БИТКОИНЫ
@
ЧЕРЕЗ ДВА ГОДА В 20 ЛЕТ ИМЕЕШЬ СВОЮ КВАРТИРУ В ЦЕНТРЕ ГОРОДА ФИНАНСОВО НЕЗАВИСИМ ОТ РОДИТЕЛЕЙ, НАОБОРОТ ДАЖЕ ИМ ПОМОГАЕШЬ, ПРОЦЕНТОВ ХВАТАЕТ НА БЕЗБЕДНОЕ ХИККОВАНИЕ, ПОСЛЕДНИЙ АПГРЕЙД ПЕКИ И ПУТЕШЕСТВИЯ ПО ВСЕМУ МИРУ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:51:34
>>48466064
Гайдзин, не груби сенсею!

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:52:06
>>48466088
[ЭТОТ ЮЗЕРНЕЙМ СТРАННЫЙ КАКОЙ-ТО, ХОДИТ И ЛЫБИТСЯ ВСЕ ВРЕМЯ. ЛУЧШЕ С НИМ НЕ ОБЩАТЬСЯ.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:52:25
ЕДЕШЬ НА ВЕЛОСИПЕДЕ
НАСЛАЖДАЕШЬСЯ СОЛНЦЕМ
ПОДДАВШИСЬ ПОРЫВУ, БРОСАЕШЬСЯ НА ТРАВУ И ЛЕЖИШЬ, СМОТРЯ НА ОБЛАКА

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:53:26
>>48466124
Клубное быдло просьба покинуть двач.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:53:31
>>48466088
Она думает, что ты дебил и несерьезный, все время лыбу давишь.
Настроение испортилось

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:54:43
>>48466142
Сейчас уже поздно вкладываться?

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:55:59
ТИММЕЙТЫ НЕ ФИДЯТ И ВООБЩЕ АДЕКВАТНЫЕ И СКИЛЛОВЫЕ ИГРОКИ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:56:15
>>48465633
> ИНЖЕНЕР ПО ЗАЩИТЕ ТРУДА

Фу, блядь. Как представил себе двух потных жиреющих и лысеющих уебанов, которые тыкаются своими микропипирками, так стало стыдно за всем няшек-геев.
Да такие - не геи вовсе, а обычные бимрази, которые РЕШИЛИ ПОПРОБОВАТЬ.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:56:47
>>48465650
>ОСТЫЛИ ЧУВСТВА
Сука! Припекло, сильно припекло! Но это же антибугуртотред!

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:56:54
>>48466142
@
ПРОСЫПАЕШЬСЯ ОТ СУЛЬФАЗИНОВОГО ТУМАНА
@
ВСПОМИНАЕШЬ, ЧТО СОШЁЛ С УМА И ПЫТАЛСЯ ВЫПИЛИТЬСЯ, КОГДА ПОТЕРЯЛ ВСЕ СБЕРЕЖЕНИЯ НА БИТКОЙНАХ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:57:04
>>48465749
Соглашусь, как будто что-то плохое.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:57:29
>>48466218
Уже да, те, кто вложились на пике в 200 баксов, уже проебали четвертую часть. Если есть мощностя и бесконечный источник халявного электричества, можешь попробовать майнинг.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:57:36
>>48466260
Миха?

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:58:24
>>48466260
ЗАТЕМ ВЫЯСНЯЕТСЯ, ЧТО ВСЕ ОНИ БЫЛИ РУССКИМИ
А потом ты просыпаешься весь обосранный на лекции

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:58:24
>>48466298
Что еще за майнинг?

Пнд 20 Май 2013 09:59:27
>>48466163
МАЛАДОЙ ЧЕЛОВЕК, НЕ ДЛЯ ВАС ПОСАЖЕННО

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:00:06
>>48466303
таки ди

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:00:37
>>48466163
ПРОХОЖИЕ ВЫЗЫВАЮТ САНИТАРОВ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:00:59
>>48466289
Да это же пидорство!
Вот если с бабой то другое дело.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:01:04
>>48466351
И оштрафовала на тысячу рублей

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:01:12
>>48466142
Очередные сказки лошков для лошков, аля МММ.
Помню тучу тредов, где петушки неистово нахваливали и защищали эту сраную МММ, исходя на говно только от одного намёка на слово "лохотрон". Вот же наивные долбоёбы. Зато теперь сидят без своих денег :3 Русская свинюка, которая ведётся на халяву, - не человек.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:01:40
80ЛЕТНИЕ БАБУШКИ ПАХНУТ ЦВЕТАМИ И ВАНИЛЬЮ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:01:47
>>48466163

НА ТЕБЯ СВЕРХУ НАПРЫГИВАЕТ ЕОТ
@
ЕБЕТЕСь
@
УМЕРЛИ В ОДИН ДЕНЬ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:01:51
>>48465154
>ЕСЛИ ТЫ НЕ СДЕЛАЕШЬ ЕЙ ПРЕДЛОЖЕНИЕ РУКИ И СЕРДЦА
СМОТРИШЬ НА ЭТУ СТРАШНУЮ ЖИРУХУ И ГОВОРИШЬ: "УБИВАЙ НАХУЙ".

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:02:13
>>48466376
БАБКА ПИЗДИТ СУМКОЙ И ОРЕТ МАТОМ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:02:23
>>48465912
>Неужели никто видеорелейтед из ХФ "Вор" не доставит?

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:02:34
>>48466396
Однако сейчас 120 баксов стоит. 200 биткоинов = 20 тыщ долларов

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:02:35
>>48466407
Лол. А ведь они пахнут почему-то мочой и кухонными тряпками, которые долго не мыли. Почему?

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:02:59
>>48466407
@ЗАХОДИШЬ В АВТОБУС
@НИ ОДНОЙ БАБКИ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:03:02
>>48466396
Но если вступить в МММ с самого начала и вовремя вывести деньги то можно заработать.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:03:14
>>48466428
БАБКА ПИЗДИТ МАТОМ И ОРЁТ В СУМКУ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:03:28
>>48466442
Да, да. А ещё прилетит волшебный дядя и в обход мировой экономики отвалит тебе кучу денег из воздуха. Лол. Наивный лошок.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:03:50
>>48466366
Ты же актер, не так ли?

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:03:51
ВОДИТЕЛЯ МАРШРУТКИ ПОПРОСИЛИ ОСТАНОВИТЬ НА ТВОЕЙ ОСТАНОВКЕ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:03:54
>>48466324
еятельность по эмиссии биткойнов с помощью вычислительных мощностей получила название [майнингk (от англ. mining добыча полезных ископаемых).
Производимые вычисления требуются для обеспечения защиты от повторного расходования одних и тех же биткойнов, а майнинг стимулирует людей предоставлять вычислительные мощности и поддерживать работу сети. Предполагается, что когда скорость эмиссии существенно сократится, основным источником стимулирования станут комиссионные сборы[8].
Майнингом можно заниматься как в одиночку (соло-майнинг), так и совместно, объединившись с другими участниками в [пулk и договорившись о разделе награды. Пул работает как соло-майнинг с высокой производительностью и распределяет полученные им биткойны между участниками. Вероятность получения награды любым соло-майнером в произвольный десятиминутный период приблизительно равна отношению его вычислительной мощности к вычислительной мощности всей сети. И если это отношение очень маленькое, то вероятность получения награды даже за длительный промежуток времени также будет низкой.
Величина награды равна сумме комиссионных сборов и эмиссии. 28 ноября 2012 года произошло первое уменьшение эмиссионной награды с 50 до 25 биткойнов.

Алсо, анон подсчитал, что имея топовую видяху, ради одного биткоина нужно дней 50 беспрерывно майнить. Счет за электричество думаю будет намного больше, лол.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:04:12
>>48466464
СУМКА ПОКИДАЕТ ШИР

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:04:16
>>48466438
0:46:00

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:04:19
>>48466460
В том-то и проблема, что таких "умников", как ты, ровно 100% и все так сделают. Вас разводят в который раз, а вы всё ещё верите.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:04:25

У меня шишки геморроидальные рассосались от треда. Прекратился паховый зуд и прыщи исчезли.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:04:27
>>48466460
Нет. Теряют все, даже мавродий.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:05:03
>>48466469
Посмотрим, как ты закукарекаешь, когда я буду сидеть на берегу своего собственного острова с блекджеком и шлюхами.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:05:31
ДЕЛАЕШЬ ВСЁ ВО ВРЕМЯ
@
РАВНОМЕРНО РАСПРЕДЕЛЯЕШЬ НАГРУЗКУ НА ВЕСЬ ДАННЫЙ ТЕБЕ СРОК

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:05:39
>>48466396
Ну то МММ, а это биткоины - совсем другая тема же.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:05:49
>>48466483
Обожаю сам просить, чтобы остановили. ЭТО МЕНЯ ЗАКАЛЯЕТ.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:05:54
ВЫДАВИЛ ГНОЙНЫЙ ПРЫЩ С КОРНЕМ
@
ДАЖЕ НЕ ПОКРАСНЕЛО

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:05:56
>>48466482
Чому?

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:06:22
>>48466514
Я пришлю тебе в конверте сибирскую язву, а твоим шлюхам ящик гондонов

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:06:38
>>48466514
>Посмотрим, как ты закукарекаешь, когда я буду сидеть на лекции и рыдать, что у меня нет своего собственного острова с блекджеком и шлюхам
пофиксил, не благодари

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:07:21
>>48466514
Лучше посмотрим на то, как ты проснёшься обосравшимся на паре.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:07:48
>>48466514
Лол. И ведь подобные наивные дети, которые думают, что кто-то им позволит превратить копейки в миллионы, всё ещё существуют. Это так мило. Хотя всё верно - пытаться спорить с дураком - неблагодарнейшее занятие.


Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:08:07
>>48466458
ЗАХОДИШЬ В АВТОБУС И ЕСТЬ МЕСТО У ОКНА
@
ВСЮ ДОРОГУ МОЖНО СПОКОЙНО СИДЕТЬ, ТАК КАК ОТ БАБОК ТЕБЯ ЗАЩИТИТ СОСЕД

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:08:33
>>48466537
Всегда так выдавливаю.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:08:45
>>48466503
У тебя йоба отклеилась, я дарю её тебе.

Дарёному коню в зубы не смотрят.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:08:49
>>48466411
НА ТЕБЯ СВЕРХУ НАПРЫГИВАЕТ ЕОТ
@
ЕБЕТЕСь
@
УМЕРЛИ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:08:53
>>48466576
НА ЛЕКЦИИ, НЬЮФАГ! на семинаре обосраться не грех

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:09:05
>>48466603
ТВОЙ СОСЕД - ЖИРНАЯ БАБКА, КОТОРАЯ НЕ ПРИЖИМАЕТСЯ К ТЕБЕ, ПОТОМУ ЧТО ПОНИМАЕТ ЧТО ТЕБЕ НЕПРИЯТНО.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:09:38
>>48466603
А я в автобусе сажусь на задние места, которые располагаются по полметра выше, чем остальные. Туда бабка даже залезть не сможет. Мы называем эти места "троном".

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:10:02
ПРОСНУЛСЯ ОБОСРАВШИЙСЯ НА ЛЕКЦИИ
ВСЕ НА ТЕБЯ СМОТРЯТ С ОТВРАЩЕНИЕМ
ВЗДРАГИВАЕШЬ И ПРОСЫПАЕШЬСЯ ЕЩЕ РАЗ У СЕБЯ В ПОСТЕЛИ С ТЯНКОЙ ПОД БОКОМ, СОЛНЦЕ ЗАЛИВАЕТ КОМНАТУ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:10:04
ПОСТАВИЛ НА ТО ЧТО В МАЧТЕ АМЕРИКА РОССИЯ ВЫИГАЕТ АМЕРИКА
ВЫИГРАЛ СТО ТЫСЯЧ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:10:19
>>48466603
ЗАХОДИШЬ В АВТОБУС
@
ВСПОМИНАЕШЬ, ЧТО ЗАБЫЛ ОДЕТЬСЯ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:10:47
>>48466649
Может, они привыкли с тракторов на ходу выпрыгивать в молодости

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:11:14
>>48466649
на кочках "охуенно" на таких тронах, особенно если у сидящего рост >180 см

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:11:19
>>48466632

ЖИРНАЯ БАБКА, ПАХНУЩАЯ МОЧОЙ, СИЛЬНО ПРИЖИМАЕТСЯ К ТЕБЕ В АВТОБУСЕ
@
КОСАТИК, Я ВСЯ ГОРЮ! Ю ТАЧ МАЙ ТА ЛА ЛА! УТЕШЬ СТАРУХУ, Я ЖЕ ПО ГЛАЗАМ ВИЖУ, ЧТО У ТЕБЯ ДИНЬ-ДИНЬ ЕЩЁ НЕ БЫЛО!

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:11:35
>>48466620
Я серьёзно - это способ сдержать инфляцию, в профите только государство-сырьевой экспортёр, ведущий расчёты в инвалюте. Бабки аккумулируют, а потом вывозят камазами и сжигают.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:11:53
>>48466625
>на семинаре обосраться не грех
У нас как раз на семинаре было дохуя народу и все сидели тихо, как покойники на кладбище.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:11:58
>>48466622
на лекции

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:12:13
>>48466666
Квинтипл не врет

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:12:37
>>48466666
>СОЛНЦЕ ЗАЛИВАЕТ КОМНАТУ
А ГОВНО - ПОСТЕЛЬ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:12:46
>>48465154
ЕДЕШЬ В МЕЖГОРОДСКОМ ПОЛУПУСТОМ АВТОБУСЕ, НА ОСТАНОВКЕ ЗАХОДИТ ОЧЕ НЯШНАЯ ТЯН, 10 ИЗИ 10, ИМЕЯ ОГРОМЫЙ ВЫБОР СВОБОДНЫХ МЕСТ, ПОДСАЖИВАЕТСЯ ИМЕННО К ТЕБЕ,
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ДЕЛАЕШЬ ВИД, ЧТО НЕ ЗАМЕЧАЕШЬ ЕЕ, ЧИТАЕШЬ КНИГУ
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ОНА САМА НАЧИНАЕТ РАЗГОВОР, СПРАШИВАЕТ ЧТО ЧИТАЕШЬ
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ВНЕЗАПНО ОКАЗЫВАЕТСЯ ЧТО ОНА РАЗБИРАЕТСЯ В ТВОЕМ ЛЮБИМОМ ЖАНРЕ ЛИТЕРАТУРЫ, ВЫ ЗНАКОМИТЕСЬ И ОНА ВЕЧЕРОМ ЗОВЕТ ТЕБЯ ПОГУЛЯТЬ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:12:53
>>48466666

МММММЕЕЕЕЕЕГАААААА ШИН

P.S:
>66666
СОТОНА В ТРЕДЕ, ПОСОНЫ, СОТОНА В ТРЕДЕ!!11

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:12:59
>>48466687
Ну хуй знает, видимо "трон" меня защищает ментально, раз я так уверен в его неуязвимости.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:13:06
АЛЬФАЧА ИЗ ГРУППЫ ВЫГНАЛИ ПОСЛЕ СЕССИИ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:13:57
>>48466773
АЛЬФАЧА ИЗ ГРУППЫ ВЫЕБЛИ НА ЛЕКЦИИ И УМЕРЛИ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:14:02
>>48466666
А ТЫ ГЕЙ-ВАМПИР И СГОРАЕШЬ В ОБЪЯТИЯХ МЕРЗКОЙ БАБЫ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:14:11
>>48466045
> 21 год
> мамка гонит из туалета

Откуда вы блять лезете.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:14:27
>>48466773
Альфач это ты

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:14:30
АНИМЕ - НЕ БЕССМЫСЛЕННОЕ ГОВНО С КУЧЕЙ ШТАМПОВ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:14:38
>>48466759
ОЙ ЯНУШ ВЕШНЕВСКИЙ! ОБОЖАЮ, А 50 ОТТЕНКОВ СЕРОГО ЧИТАЛ?

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:15:00
>>48466759

Ехал как-то в междугороднем автобусе. Тня на соседнем сиденье спала, положив мне голову на плечо, а руку на колено. Ни сказал ей ни слова.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:15:03
>>48466666
ПРОСНУЛСЯ ОБОСРАВШИЙСЯ НА ЛЕКЦИИ
ВСЕ НА ТЕБЯ СМОТРЯТ С ОТВРАЩЕНИЕМ
ВЗДРАГИВАЕШЬ И ПРОСЫПАЕШЬСЯ ЕЩЕ РАЗ У СЕБЯ В ПОСТЕЛИ С ТЯНКОЙ ПОД БОКОМ, СОЛНЦЕ ЗАЛИВАЕТ КОМНАТУ
ПОТЯГИВАЕШЬСЯ, СЛАДКО ЗЕВАЕШЬ И ТУТ ЧУВСТВУЕШЬ, ЧТО В ШТАНАХ МОКРО. ПОНИМАЕШЬ, ЧТО ЭТО ВЗМОК ЧЛЕН.
СНИМАЕШЬ ТРУСЫ, А ТАМ ТЕЧЁТ ГОВНО РЕКОЙ.
НАКОНЕЦ ОКОНЧАТЕЛЬНО ПРОСЫПАЕШЬСЯ НА ЛЕКЦИИ ВЕСЬ В ГОВНЕ БЕЗ ТРУСОВ ПОСРЕДИ АУДИТОРИИ, ДЕРЖА В РУКАХ ИЗМАЗАННЫЙ ГОВНОМ ЧЛЕН И НАПЕВАЯ РЯДОМ СИДЯЩЕЙ ЕОТ "ОУ БЭЙБИ, Ю ТАЧ МАЙ ТАЛАЛА"

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:15:05
>>48465456
>ПЯТЬ ОДНОГРУППНИКОВ ВСТРЕЧАЮТСЯ С ОДНОГРУПЦИНАМИ.
припекло

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:15:20
>>48465633
>ЗАДНЕПРИВОДНЫЙ
Чтож ты сука делаешь, обосрался на весь офис

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:15:34
>>48466819
Текст был ненужен

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:15:35
>>48466759
бля, обосрался с разметкой.


ЕДЕШЬ В МЕЖГОРОДСКОМ ПОЛУПУСТОМ АВТОБУСЕ, НА ОСТАНОВКЕ ЗАХОДИТ ОЧЕ НЯШНАЯ ТЯН, 10 ИЗИ 10, ИМЕЯ ОГРОМЫЙ ВЫБОР СВОБОДНЫХ МЕСТ, ПОДСАЖИВАЕТСЯ ИМЕННО К ТЕБЕ,
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ДЕЛАЕШЬ ВИД, ЧТО НЕ ЗАМЕЧАЕШЬ ЕЕ, ЧИТАЕШЬ КНИГУ
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ОНА САМА НАЧИНАЕТ РАЗГОВОР, СПРАШИВАЕТ ЧТО ЧИТАЕШЬ
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ВНЕЗАПНО ОКАЗЫВАЕТСЯ ЧТО ОНА РАЗБИРАЕТСЯ В ТВОЕМ ЛЮБИМОМ ЖАНРЕ ЛИТЕРАТУРЫ, ВЫ ЗНАКОМИТЕСЬ И ОНА ВЕЧЕРОМ ЗОВЕТ ТЕБЯ ПОГУЛЯТЬ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:15:50
>>48466811
АНОНСИРОВАЛИ ТРЕТИЙ СЕЗОН ХАРУХИ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:15:57
>>48466666
Скушай вафельку.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:16:03
>>48466822
inception

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:16:26
>>48466815
Что ж ты делаешь, мудило! Это ведь антибугурт тред!

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:16:40
http://bash.im/quote/390427

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:16:43
>>48466541
Ну просто на фотке похож на одного моего знакомого, который работает в театре и снимается в сериалах.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:16:49
>>48466822
Проиграл на весь отдел. Посмотрели как на долбоеба

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:17:14
>>48466811
И вот тут-то порвало.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:17:55
>>48466862
Ты обознался, это хотшот.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:18:26
>>48466860
проиграл.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:18:31
>>48466853
Это гениальная литература, не то что твой нудный Пруст

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:19:10
>>48466759
Ни разу даже близко не было. Девушки, обычно, стараются садиться с другими девушками. Глупая стратегия, им было бы лучше сесть с неуверенными лошками, вроде меня - я ей точно мешать не буду. С тобой сядет какой-нибудь хуепутало, который чуть не опоздал и полдороги будет пыхтеть. А остальные полдороги - пытаться пиздеть по телефону.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:19:15
>>48466860
А чтобы готичка подсела, нужно неистово молиться дьяволу и рисовать пентаграммы кровью и говном на стенах автобуса?

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:19:21
>>48466847
Обдвачился штоле мудак? Пиздуй обратно на свою мехопарашу из моего /b/!

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:20:05
>>48466936
отклеилась

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:20:55
ВЫШЕЛ ИЗ ДОМА
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НЕ ВСТРЕТИЛ СОСЕДЕЙ


Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:21:23
>>48466930
Наблюдал, как один недоальфа пыталсяпознакомится с сидевшей рядом телкой, не особо у него вышло

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:22:32
>>48467000
хотет такую пушку

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:22:36
>>48466930
Как то ехал в маршрутке с жирухой, занявшей полтора сидения, даже выдохнуть нормально не мог все 2 часа езды. Но бывали и винрары в виде няшных тянок, но ни разу ни с кем не знакомился, да и как-то обстановка не располагает, правда один раз у меня тян под 30 спала на плече, а еще раз - няшный кун того же возраста, лол. Другое дело в поезде, например, ехать в одном купе с няшкой, там-то полюбом прийдется общаться.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:22:59
>>48466932
что бы готичка подсела нужно в кожанке быть и вонять на весь автобус.

готичкам не хватает внимания <span class="spoiler">и ебли от брутальных мужыков</span>
мимо-психолог-кун

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:23:01
>>48466996
Поэтому и сижу всегда спокойно, смотрю кино. Нахуй мне это нужно? Захочет познакомиться, если не совсем потерянная, то намекнет. А пытаться заинтересовать какую-то случайную девушку - занятие глупое и неблагодарное.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:23:25
>>48467000
Нулевой трипл, ты пидорас! Что ж эта сука делает! Бедные киски!

единственная жопоразрывающая пикча за весь тред

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:23:36
>>48467000
Трипл не врёт!
Хоть может рачков из б гомотиграми распугаете...

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:23:58
СЛУЧАЙНО НАТКНУЛСЯ НА ФОТО ЗНАКОМОЙ В КУПАЛЬНИКЕ, ПОДУМАЛ, ЧТО НЕ ПЛОХО БЫ С НЕЙ ЗАМУТИТЬ
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ПЕРЕСПАЛИ ЧЕРЕЗ 2 НЕДЕЛИ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:24:13
ЖИВЁШЬ ОТДЕЛЬНО ОТ РОДИТЕЛЕЙ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:24:48
>>48466811
Да ладно вам. Мне вот аниме за это и нравится.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:25:23
>>48467023
У меня ранодмные тни так ни разу не спали, наверно флюиды не те. Да и поспит разок, что толку?

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:26:12
>>48467105
можно смело говорить посонам, что переспал с тян

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:26:19
>>48467072
РАДУЕТЕСЬ ПРИ ВСТРЕЧЕ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:26:23
>>48465483
Жизнь в рае для себя и всех своих 120 родственников.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:26:33
>>48467072
ВЫ ЗАПЛАТИЛИ ЗА СЧЕТА? У ВАС ЕСТЬ ЧТО ПОЖРАТЬ? У ВАС ЕСТЬ ДЕНЬГИ? ТЫ ХОДИШЬ НА ПАРЫ? ВЫ ТАМ НЕ ПЬЕТЕ?

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:27:22
>>48467072
Какое счастье, что так и есть.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:27:40
>>48467072
В собственной квартире в другом городе.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:27:56
>>48467131
72 девственницы пожалуй не хватит

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:28:00
>>48467137
Лол, студентики.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:28:11
>>48467000
U AR ТЯН?
DIE THEN!

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:28:36
>>48467137
Бомбануло. Помню, еще возили постоянно еду из магазина, могли приехать без предупреждения.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:29:27
>>48467190
Студентка и 30 летний мужик

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:29:51
>>48465749
Мальта, ты что ли?

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:30:05
>>48467137
Блядь! Я женат, живу у жены - и все равно раз в неделю или реже звонит мама и спрашивать, есть ли у нас жрать.

Мимоуженестудент

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:30:11
>>48467208
А ТЫ ТРЕЗВЫЙ, НЕ БУХОЙ, НЕ НАКУРЕННЫЙ, КАК РАЗ ТОЛЬКО УСПЕЛ ВЫПРОВАДИТЬ СВОЮ ТЯН, РЕШИЛ ТАКОЙ ПОУБИРАТЬ КАК РАЗ НАКАНУНЕ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:30:13
>>48467048
F z ,s [jntk nfrjt jhelbt///

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:30:14
>>48467208
А я зову своих в гости, живу и работаю за 200 км от них, не хотят ехать.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:30:55
>>48467243
Кто?

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:31:01
>>48467228
Девочка внутри?

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:32:01
>>48467255
cfcfb kfkrf

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:32:07
>>48467246
Моя только в шутку так делает. Нет причин сидеть голодным. Лень готовить? Хуева туча магазинов с готовой едой и кафешек.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:32:37
>>48465638
DOBROCHAN

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:32:42
ПРИЗНАЕШЬСЯ ЕМУ В ЛЮБВИ И ОЖИДАЕШЬ ПОЛУЧИТЬ ПО ЩЩАМ
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ОН ОТВЕЧАЕТ ВЗАИМНОСТЬЮ И ДАЕТ ПОНЯТЬ, ЧТО САМ НЕ ПРОЧЬ БУРИТЬ ШАХТУ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:32:46
>>48467277
Ну не знаю что там у меня внутри, но снаружи точно хуй болтается

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:32:58
>>48467307
Hfxjr vlriysq!

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:33:36
>>48467246
Покорми маму, мудло ты безчувственное. Она голодает у тебя, но напрямую попросить боится.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:34:03
>>48467323
откельилось

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:34:26
>>48466493
Лол!

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:35:01
РЕШИЛ ВОСПОЛЬЗОВАТЬСЯ EMS, ЧТОБЫ ОТПРАВИТЬ ПОСЫЛКУ НА ДАЛЬНИЙ ВОСТОК. ДОШЛО ЗА 3 ДНЯ В ЦЕЛОСТИ И СОХРАННОСТИ.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:35:34
>>48467363
Какая милота :3

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:35:41
ЗАХОДИШЬ В АУДИТОРИЮ. ВСЕ ПОДОБОСТРАСТНО СМОТРЯТ НА ТЕБЯ
FUCK YEAH. ТЫ СЕГОДНЯ ОХУЕНЕН, ВПРОЧЕМ, КАК ВСЕГДА

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:36:18
>>48467407
вниманиебляди не нужны

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:36:39
>>48467363
Сука, ты доктор Менгеле от психологии!
Так у меня ещё не бомбило.!

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:36:59
>>48467323
Хотеть почувствовать член любимого внутри себя...

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:37:39
>>48465870
ТЫ СКАЗАЛ ЧТО ТОЖЕ
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ЖЕНИЛИСЬ, РАДОСТЬ, ЛЮБОВЬ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:38:33
>>48467451
НО ОН 8 САНТИМЕТРОВ ДИАМЕТРОМ, НЕ ВХОДИТ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:39:50
>>48467451
И это тоже было бы неплохо.
Я хотеть почувствовать любимого рядом со мной. В обнимку :3

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:39:55
>>48466142
Этой схеме уже сотни лет, но вас наябывают снова и снова. Вот она, действующая модель эволюции - умственные инвалиды отсеиваются и не продолжают свой род

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:40:03
>>48467468
@
ГАВНО

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:40:15
>>48467492
> 8 САНТИМЕТРОВ ДИАМЕТРОМ
>НЕ ВХОДИТ
Насмешил, содомит.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:40:38
>>48467407
За тобой забегает жируха с туалетной бумагой на ноге, громко хлопает дверью и сваливает тебя с ног

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:41:07
>>48467541
и это препод

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:41:14
>>48467522
>не продолжают свой род
Если бы. У нас таких почти вся рашка.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:41:22
>>48467435 доставляет!

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:41:45
>>48465154
но ты слишком закомплексован и не можешь это сделать. шлюха умирает

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:42:56
>>48467574
У ВСЕХ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:42:57
>>48467554
И ты нечаянно порвал ей целку ногой
Зачет ты не сдашь

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:44:40
>>48467532
Врачи вообще не рекомендуют совать что-то шире 6 сантиметров, а входить таким в девственника...

Эта_строка_имеет_длину_8_сантиметров_____________0

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:44:41
>>48467275
Пихто. Хуй один с /pa.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:45:43
>>48467604
Вся группа скидывается на операцию и тихо ненавидит тебя

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:46:33
>>48467663
/po или /ra ?

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:47:14
>>48467386
ВЫСОКИЙ УРОВЕНЬ СЕРВИСА НА ПОЧТЕ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:47:28

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:47:52
>>48467574
FPS:45

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:48:16
>>48467721
Рисовальщик. /pa.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:49:15
>>48467721
/pa. На английском, блядь.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:49:20
>>48467662
Ошибся,_эта_строка_имеет_такую_длинну__0

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:52:04
>>48467806
Ошибся снова.
Ошибся,_эта_строка_имеет_такую_длинну_0

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:52:25
КУПИЛ ЁБАДЕВАЙС - НУЖНАЯ И ПОЛЕЗНАЯ ВЕЩЬ, ПОЛНОСТЬЮ ОТРАБАТЫВАЮЩАЯ СВОИ ДЕНЬГИ.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:52:34
>>48467694
Сука!

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:54:40
>>48467243
Да я, и что?

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:56:02
ЖЕНА СКАЗАЛА, ЧТО БЕРЕМЕННА
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УЗНАЛ, ЧТО ОТ ТВОЕГО ЛУЧШЕГО ДРУГА
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ПРОСТИЛ ОБОИХ И РАСТИШЬ РЕБЕНОЧКА КАК СВОЕГО

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:57:16
>>48467874
@
Вышла новая модель
@
Продал старый дороже, чем покупал.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:57:46
>>48467971
ВЫГНАЛ ЖЕНУ, РАСТИШЬ СЫНА ВМЕСТЕ С ДУРГОМ ВО ФРАНЦИИ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:58:04
>>48467971
Доброта во все поля.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:58:11
>>48468010
Гей что ль?

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:58:33
>>48467934
Да ничо, рисовать смотрю выучился.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:59:05
>>48468019
СодомитЪ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 10:59:53
>>48468019
Ну да.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 11:00:17
>>48467971
Всё придумано до нас же.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 11:00:48
Кончил в трусы
@
Отключили горячую воду.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 11:01:05
>>48468032
Лол, проиграл.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 11:01:53
>>48468107
И ты тоже - это анитибугурт!

Пнд 20 Май 2013 11:02:19
КОНЕЧНО Я РАЗМЕНЯЮ ВАМ ВАШИ 5000. ВОТ, ПОЖАЛУЙСТА.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 11:03:30
>>48465292
>Нет, она меня зарезала насмерть :&amp;#39;(
>Я испугался и убежал страшнотян ведь
Логика уровня /б.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 11:03:54
>>48468138
>анитибугурт
Какой, простите, бугурт?

Пнд 20 Май 2013 11:05:53

Пнд 20 Май 2013 11:06:27
>>48467869
Да ты охуел!
Я нормально вставляю себе донышко двухлитровой колы, ничего не порвал ещё.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 11:06:42
>>48468149

МНЕ ПО ДЕСЯТЬ КОПЕЕК ПОЖАЛУЙСТА.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 11:09:30
>>48468270
Бля, я с удовольствием вставил бы в тебя свою ногу до середины голени!

Мимофистинг-кун

Пнд 20 Май 2013 11:10:20
>>48468270
Ах ты натурал!

Пнд 20 Май 2013 11:13:20
РОДИТЕЛИ УВАЖАЮТ ТВОЕ МНЕНИЕ, ВСЕГДА ПРИСЛУШИВАЮТСЯ К ТЕБЕ, ДЕЛАЮТ ВСЕ, ЧТО ПОПРОСИШЬ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 11:14:36
РАЗГОВАРИВАЕШЬ С ЕОТ ПО СКАЙПУ
@
МИМО ПРОХОДИТ ОТЕЦ В СМОКИНГЕ И НАМЕКАЕТ, ЧТО ЕОТ СЕГОДНЯ ОЧАРОВАТЕЛЬНА.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 11:15:30
>>48465267
тян так делает. еще можешь рядом сидеть и смотреть как рубаю

Пнд 20 Май 2013 11:15:33
>>48468514
3 аккорда, но пацаны уважают

Пнд 20 Май 2013 11:16:55
ТВОЙ ДИПЛОМ ИМЕЕТ ЗНАЧЕНИЕ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 11:17:08
>>48468514
ПРОИГРААЛ!

Пнд 20 Май 2013 11:19:55
>>48468594
КАК ТОЛЬКО РАБОТОДАТЕЛИ УЗНАЮТ ИЗ КАКОГО ТЫ ВУЗА - СРАЗУ БЕРУТ ТЕБЯ НА ХОРОШО ОПЛАЧИВАЕМУЮ ДОЛЖНОСТЬ - ВСЕ КАК И ОБЕЩАЛИ ПРИ ПОСТУПЛЕНИИ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 11:20:24
ТЫ МОЖЕШЬ ПРАКТИКОВАТЬСЯ НА ФОРТЕПИАНО В ЛЮБОЕ ВРЕМЯ СУТОК - СОСЕДИ ТОЛЬКО РАДУЮТСЯ, СЛУШАЯ ТВОЮ ГЕНИАЛЬНУЮ ИГРУ!

Пнд 20 Май 2013 11:20:40
>>48468363
Больше нравится, когда вставляют одну руку и массируют простату.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 11:22:43
>>48468702
БЕРЕШЬ В РУКИ СКРИПКУ
@
НАЧИНАЕШЬ ПИЛИТЬ ГАММУ
@
СЛЫШЕН СТУК ПОДВИГАЕМЫХ СТУЛЬЕВ В КВАРТИРЕ СОСЕДЕЙ ЗА СТЕНКОЙ - ОНИ ГОТОВЫ ВНИМАТЬ ТВОЕЙ ВИРТУОЗНОЙ ТЕХНИКЕ ИГРЫ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 11:22:55
СТОИШЬ НА ОСТАНОВКЕ
@
НУЖНЫЙ АВТОБУС ОСТАНАВЛИВАЕТСЯ ДВЕРЬЮ АККУРАТ НАПРОТИВ ТЕБЯ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 11:23:43
>>48468713
Я все-таки предпочитаю член - такое-то подчинение мужику ощущаешь.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 11:23:43
>>48465267
ПОСОНЫ КОРОЧЕ Я РУБАЛ СЕГОДНЯ В АРМУ СО СКВАДОМ
ТУТ ЗАХОДИТ В КОМНАТУ МАМКА И СПРАШИВАЕТ ТИП ТЫ У МЕНЯ СЕГОДНЯ СОЛДАТ?
И ТУТ Я ВСТАЛ, ПОДОШЁЛ К ОКНУ И ПУЛЕМЁТЧИК 11 ЧАСОВ 200 МЕТРОВ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 11:24:20
>>48468783
@
БАБУШКА УСТУПАЕТ ТЕБЕ МЕСТО ДЛЯ ИНВАЛИДОВ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 11:24:33
>>48465541
котаны, подскажите что делать
тянка хочет, чтоб я заморозил генный материал, и оставил на него завещание на случай смерти
боится, что не успею ей заделать ребенка, так как переодически езжу на моте и ведь обоснованно боится
хочет только о меня
как можно реализовать?

Пнд 20 Май 2013 11:24:39
>>48468772
Блядь, как же я проиграл. Пол чашки чая через нос.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 11:25:53
>>48465912
Спасибо за то что подсказал годный фильмец.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 11:26:12
>>48468847

НАЗАЛЬНЫЕ ПАЗУХИ ПРОМЫЛО НИКАКОГО ГАЙМОРИТА ДЫШИТСЯ ЛЕГКО

Пнд 20 Май 2013 11:26:14
>>48468843
Найди сперму какого-нибудь хача-уродца с чертами обезьяны и возьми у него сперму (заплатив конечно). УСТРОЙ ЖЕНЕ ТЕРМОЯДЕРНЫЙ БУТТХУРТ!

Пнд 20 Май 2013 11:26:49
>>48468843
Выгнать на мороз поехавшую, совсем ебанулась посмотрите на нее

Пнд 20 Май 2013 11:27:35
ДОЕХАЛ ДОМОЙ БЕЗ ПРОБОК ЗА 15 МИНУТ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 11:28:30
>>48468943
ДС-рабы должны страдать.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 11:29:24
>>48468943
ДОЕХАЛ ДОМОЙ С ПРОБКАМИ АНАЛЬНЫМИ, ЗАКАЗАННЫМИ ПО ИНЕТУ, ЗА 15 МИНУТ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 11:31:17
>>48468980
Ни разу не ДС. Сейчас в любой деревне наверное от 100к населения есть пробки, ибо у каждого второго автомобиль, а у некоторых и по 3.
Алсо, в ДС хотя бы есть развитое метро, а в моём зажопинске полторы станции.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 11:33:08
>>48467031
>готичкам не хватает внимания и ебли от брутальных мужыков
О, это интересно. А почему? Распиши, пожалуйста, вот моя кулстори.

Я просто вспоминаю первую тян, в те времена готиху, так она запала на меня из-за того, что я был женственный и выглядел андрогинно ну, и тоже готом был. Сейчас у нее кун такой подкаченый, коротко стрижен и все такое.
Я еще тогда, когда мы встречались, ощущал, что что-то не то - секс ей со мной практически не нравился.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 11:35:05
>>48465276
>ХОДИШЬ ПО УЛИЦЕ УЛЫБЧЫВЫМ И ОТЗЫВЧИВЫМ ВСЮ НЕДЕЛЮ
Лол, тоже такое было.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 11:38:23
>>48469137
бамп

Пнд 20 Май 2013 11:38:59
>>48468809
Да ладно, представь как ты лежишь на кровати и кун делает тебе массаж, сидя на рядом на коленках. Сначала плечи, потом спускается всё ниже и ниже, затем переходит к ягодицам, и, наконец, начинает мять твою дырку, другой рукой продолжая массировать твою спину.. Затем смазывает её, и входит рукой внутрь. После чего одной рукой играет внутри, а другой разминает мышцы спины. За пять минут просто улетаешь.
Мы с куном так делаем друг-другу по очереди, но я вставляю ему не руку, а дилду - всего год общаемся, он ещё туговат.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 11:39:11
>>48468553
4,разницы нет.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 11:39:46
>>48469344
Давно практикуешься?

Пнд 20 Май 2013 11:40:43
>>48469372
3й день.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 11:41:46
>>48469403
"Демобилизацию" исполнять уже умеешь?

Пнд 20 Май 2013 11:41:49
>>48468523
>МИМО ПРОХОДИТ ОТЕЦ В СМОКИНГЕ
СУКАБЛЪЯТ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 11:42:39
>>48469440
Я учу "Как на войне"
Демобилизацию пока не трогал

Пнд 20 Май 2013 11:43:37
>>48469472
Ну малаца. Учи Демобилизацию, вообще красава будешь.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 11:43:58
Тематический бамп
У тебя БЕРТОЛЕТ
@
2 килограмма, в химшкафу
@
Сделал бомбу
@
72 девственницы

Пнд 20 Май 2013 11:44:57
Тематический бамп
>>48469524
Муслим в треде, все в Аллаха!

Пнд 20 Май 2013 11:45:22
>>48469559
блять..

Пнд 20 Май 2013 11:45:35
>>48469403
Третий день и ты уже знаешь 4 аккорда? Ты крут :3

Пнд 20 Май 2013 11:45:40
>>48465154
Но я трап

Пнд 20 Май 2013 11:48:35
>>48469584
да нихуя. Пальцы нигнуться нихрена. Да и с переходами проблемы.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 11:48:48
>>48466687
BUT I AM LIKE A TRACTOR
I&amp;#39;M SLOW BUT I&amp;#39;M FIT
AND EVENTUALLY I&amp;#39;LL FIND YOU
AND CRUSH YOU LIKE A LITTLE SHIT

Пнд 20 Май 2013 11:51:17
>>48469578
Молодой человек, ну что же вы палитесь так?

Пнд 20 Май 2013 11:51:37
>>48469695
Лол. А ты хотел иного за три дня? Будешь практиковаться по паре часов каждый день - и уже через пару месяцев сможешь охуенно играть.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 11:53:19
>>48469695
Совет: переходы должны быть не резкими, но подготовленными: ты заранее должен знать, куда сейчас будешь переходить, и предупреждаешь себя в этом, начиная движение заранее.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 11:53:36
>>48469331
Попробуй cделать с его сфинктером следующее:
Вставляешь прямые средний и указательный палец внутрь и загибаешь на 90 градусов, давишь ими на колечко. Снаружи прижимаешь над ними большой палец и зажимешь в своеобразную щепотку мышцу. Сжимая-расслабляя массируешь мышцу. Двигаешься такой хуйнёй по кругу, разминая сфинтер.

???????


PROFIT!!!!

Пнд 20 Май 2013 11:54:37
>>48469790
Да ладно. Я тоже посеменить люблю, отмачивая искрометные остроты.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 11:54:41
Тематический бамп
>>48469790
Но ведь он не я, он ваннабий-тралль!

Пнд 20 Май 2013 11:55:07
>>48469199
Аль-Факун в треде, все в Багдад!

Пнд 20 Май 2013 11:55:23
НА СКОПИВШУЮСЯ МЕЛОЧЬ В КАРМАНЕ КУПИЛ БИЛЕТ МОМЕНТАЛЬНОЙ ЛОТЕРЕИ ЗА 30 РУБЛЕЙ
@
ВЫИГРАЛ 100 ТЫЩ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 11:55:39
>>48469695
гнутся
самофикс

Пнд 20 Май 2013 11:55:49
>>48469912
Двачую люто.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 11:57:34
>>48469859
Понял,запомнил.держи няшку

Пнд 20 Май 2013 11:57:34
>>48469962
ОБОСРАЛСЯ НА ДВАЧАХ, СПАЛИВШИСЬ В СЕМЕНИЗМЕ
@
АНОНЫ ДОБРОДУШНО ПРИЗНАЮТСЯ, ЧТО САМИ ТАКИЕ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 11:57:40
>>48467137
Студентопроблемы ИТТ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 11:59:45
>>48467173
В собственном доме и на собственном участке в 10 гектар

Пнд 20 Май 2013 11:59:46
>>48468270
Засунул Путинку с закуской в жопу
@
Беспалевно вышел из магазина
@
Уважают все собутыльники

Пнд 20 Май 2013 11:59:48
пиздец это первый тред от которого у меня реально подгорело, лойс опу

Пнд 20 Май 2013 12:02:15
>>48470118
Тоже пошел гуглить панду после фоточки пару часов назад?

Пнд 20 Май 2013 12:03:56
>>48469869
Пробовали. От процесса тащится, но не тянется.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 12:04:33
А было уже?
ИДЕШЬ МИМО СТАЙКИ ДЕВУШЕК
ОБОЙДЯ ИХ РАЗРЫВАЕШЬСЯ ОТ СМЕХА

Пнд 20 Май 2013 12:10:10
>>48470350
САЖА-КУН САГАНУЛ-СКРЫЛ ТВОЙ ТРЕД
@
НА САМОМ ДЕЛЕ ВТИХУЮ ЧИТАЕТ И ПОСТИТ БЕЗ САЖИ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 12:11:43
>>48470109
не, это дохуя напряжно же, убирать такой дом и участок же заебешься.
живу в 3-х этажном особняке, всю жизнь мечтал жить в квартире

Пнд 20 Май 2013 12:13:03
>>48470621
Роботизированные горничные же!

Пнд 20 Май 2013 12:16:07
>>48465267
Ну хуй знает. Моей маме в свое время GTA: Vice City понравился.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 12:17:51
>>48470679
та ну нахуй, лучше уютную двачевальню, и чтобы не было двора, заебала уже стрижка газонов летом и уборка снега зимой. ну это так, по мелочи, на самом деле, чем больше частный дом, тем больше всякой, невидимой на первый взгляд работы, которая забирает все свободное время, не то что квартира - раз в неделю убрал внутри и можешь себе спокойно все выходные праздно шататься

Пнд 20 Май 2013 12:20:18
>>48465154
Это же каким отчаянным дрочилой надо быть, чтобы такое вообще в голову пришло?

Пнд 20 Май 2013 12:26:51
>>48466529
BABAH
НА ВЫХОДНЫХ С УТРА САДИШЬСЯ ЗА ЗАДАНИЯ,ГОТОВИШЬСЯ К СЕССИИ,А ВЕЧЕРОМ САДИШЬСЯ ЗА ПЕКУ И ОТДЫХАЕШЬ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 12:28:24
>>48465456
У меня все так. Только тянка одна, и та ёбнутая.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 12:29:59
НАШЁЛ КОШЕЛЁК НАБИТЫЙ ЕВРО И БЕЗПАЛЕВА ПОДНЯЛ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 12:30:02
ИСПОЛНИЛОСЬ 20 ЛЕТ
@
РОДИТЕЛИ ДАРЯТ ТЕБЕ МАШИНУ И КВАРТИРУ В ДРУГОМ ГОРОДЕ, ТВОЯ 16-ЛЕТНЯЯ ЕОТ ОТКУДА-ТО УЗНАЕТ ПРО ТВОЙ ДР И ДАРИТ В ПОДАРОК СВОЮ ДЕВСТВЕННОСТЬ, ЗАТЕМ ВЫ ВМЕСТЕ ПЕРЕЕЗЖАЕТЕ В ДРУГОЙ ГОРОД И ЖИВЕТЕ ДОЛГО И СЧАСТЛИВО

Пнд 20 Май 2013 12:30:57
>>48465154
Послал бы её нахуй, не хочу однажды проснуться рядом с 40-летней жирухой и визжащими личинками.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 12:33:20
>>48471448
Не бывает такого

Пнд 20 Май 2013 12:35:14
>>48471453
Поверь - ты изведёшься от скуки уже через пару месяцев такой "жизни". Всё, что ты описал - типичное потреблядство, которое счастье не принесёт. Счастье можно получить, только самому чего-то добиваясь и развивая себя.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 12:36:59
>>48471663
@
ЧЕРЕЗ ПАРУ МЕСЯЦЕВ ТЫ САМ ДОБИВАЕШЬСЯ ЧЕГО-ТО И РАЗВИВАЕШЬ СЕБЯ
нет не поверю

Пнд 20 Май 2013 12:38:05
>>48471663
No! Предки подарили однушку, живу джва года, двачую капчу, фриланс, фап, тни не нужны. Охуительно!

Пнд 20 Май 2013 12:39:21
>>48471759
Мне папа подарил двушку, я тоже дурака чаще валяю, чем что-то делаю, но всё равно - скучно иногда бывает.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 12:41:37
>>48465154
СХОДИЛ В ТУАЛЕТ НОРМАЛЬНЫМИ ТВЕРДЫМИ КАКАХАМИ
@
ВЕСЬ ЧИСТЫЙ, НА БУМАГЕ НЕ ОСТАЕТСЯ НИ ОДНОГО ЧИРКАША

Пнд 20 Май 2013 12:43:00
>>48471892
@ ВЫСРАЛ 12 МЕТРОВ ЛЕНТОЧНОГО ЧЕРВЯ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 12:44:22
>>48471943
Отклеилось

Пнд 20 Май 2013 12:45:05

Пнд 20 Май 2013 12:46:38
>>48472023
Кокой няша.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 12:46:42
>>48469940
ДАБЛ ВЫПАЛ ПОСОНЫ
ДУХ КАРАСИКА ПОМОГАЕТ ВЫИГРЫВАТЬ В ЛОТЕРЕЯХ И В РУЛЕТКУ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 12:48:24
>>48465154
Twilight Sparkle Edit

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Kind Alicorn (originally unicorn)
Human (Equestria Girls)
Sex Female
Residence Ponyville (formerly Canterlot)
Occupation Princess Celestia&amp;#39;s student
Ponyville librarian
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Twilight Sparkle is a unicorn pony and the main protagonist of My Little Pony Friendship is Magic, who turns into an Alicorn in season three&amp;#39;s finale. After the events of the two-part series premiere, she moves from Canterlot to Ponyville in order to continue the study of friendship under Princess Celestia&amp;#39;s guidance, and regularly maintains correspondence with the Princess. She lives at the Golden Oaks Library along with her assistant, Spike, and her pet owl, Owlowiscious. She has an older brother, Shining Armor, who is introduced in the two-part finale of season two. Shining Armor marries Twilight Sparkle&amp;#39;s former foalsitter Princess Cadance, which inducts Twilight into royalty; she was listed as royalty on trading cards of Cadance and Shining Armor even before the finale of season three.[2] Twilight is transformed into an Alicorn in the third season&amp;#39;s final episode thanks to her completion of a new magic spell. She represents the element of magic. Contents [show]

DevelopmentEdit

"Star Gazing Twilight", a sketch for the series&amp;#39; original "show bible."
Lauren Faust&amp;#39;s early design of Twilight shared a similar color scheme and cutie mark to the G1 pony Twilight, who appeared in the pilot episode Rescue at Midnight Castle. Twilight Sparkle&amp;#39;s color scheme was later changed to that of the G3 Earth pony Twilight Twinkle, with a slightly different mane and tail, but Lauren Faust said that Twilight originally had dark blue hair with a light blue stripe[3]; Twilight Sparkle was called "Twilight Twinkle" in early scripts for the show.[4] G1 Twilight teleports by wishing, and Twilight Twinkle likes to watch fireflies; Twilight Sparkle shares aspects from both of these ponies, with her ability to teleport and her occasional stargazing. Though she is much more studious and possesses more powerful magical abilities, she also shares a number of personality traits with the G1 Pegasus Wind Whistler, such as her tendency to rely on logic rather than instincts and her habit of using more advanced and technical terms.

In a 2008 sketch for the series bible, Twilight&amp;#39;s cutie mark resembles that of the character Moondancer from earlier My Little Pony generations.

Lauren Faust had planned for Twilight to acquire the power of self-levitation "at some point."[5] Following Faust&amp;#39;s departure from the show, Twilight has used this power in the season three episodes The Crystal Empire - Part 2 and Magical Mystery Cure.
Depiction in the seriesEdit
Personality
Sociability

Twilight is first introduced in Friendship is Magic, part 1 as being asocial, for she considers the pursuit of knowledge important and sees no point in making friends. She deliberately avoids contact with other ponies who ask her to a party, as Twilight states that she "doesn&amp;#39;t have time for that sort of thing", and that Nightmare Moon&amp;#39;s return is a much more important business to attend to. In other episodes, she also often strays away from other ponies and is more interested in her studies.

Twilight Sparkle at the town hall.
When she is ordered by Princess Celestia to see to the arrangements of the Summer Sun Celebration in Ponyville and to try and make friends, she still tries to avoid the latter request and focuses more on her studies. When Nightmare Moon appears, she tells her new friends that she is going to face her alone, but despite this they all insist on helping her with the task. After seeing how much her new friends would do for her, she begins to open up and realize that she needs her friends to defeat Night Mare Moon, and together they save Equestria from eternal night. Twilight expresses her desire to stay with her new friends in Ponyville to Princess Celestia, and the princess tasks her with studying the "magic of friendship" with her friends in Ponyville, and send regular friendship reports detailing her findings.

Although she remains exceedingly loyal and true to her friends throughout the series, Twilight briefly loses faith in her friends in The Return of Harmony Part 1 and Part 2. In the episode, Princess Celestia calls the ponies to her castle to once again wield the Elements of Harmony, where they encounter Discord. After luring them into the castle&amp;#39;s labyrinth with a riddle, Discord magically makes all of Twilight&amp;#39;s friends behave in ways exactly opposite to their element. Over the course of the two episodes their attitudes get to Twilight too, until she nearly abandons her friends and Ponyville. However, when she finds all the friendship reports that Princess Celestia has been sending back to her, she reads through them and regains the faith she had in her friends, venturing out to restore them to their regular selves with a "memory spell", which shows the all the times they represented their elements. Once they all return to normal, they use the Elements of Harmony to defeat Discord and turn him back into stone.

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Temperament and anxiety

Twilight is generally the "straight man" of the series, being the most calm, rational and even-tempered pony. That said, there have been many instances where her patience (and sanity) have been challenged and even overwhelmed. Twilight ignites into flames both in Friendship is Magic, part 1 and Feeling Pinkie Keen, though these instances are more likely cartoon stylization; in the first instance, she was overwhelmed by hot sauce, and in the second she boils over after Pinkie Pie tells her there&amp;#39;s something even "doozier" to come after the life-threatening hydra attack.

Twilight is not amused.
When things don&amp;#39;t go her way in Swarm of the Century and it seems Princess Celestia will imminently come to a ruined Ponyville, Twilight breaks down and nonsensically suggests building an exact replica of Ponyville in the seconds before the princess arrives. Similarly, she gets nervous at the thought of disappointing Princess Celestia in A Bird in the Hoof when she finds out Fluttershy took the princess&amp;#39;s pet bird Philomena without permission. She imagines the Princess would be so displeased that she&amp;#39;ll banish or imprison both Fluttershy and herself, yet when Princess Celestia actually finds out that her bird has been taken by Fluttershy, she doesn&amp;#39;t seem bothered at all, and chuckles at her bird&amp;#39;s mischievous behavior.

As friends, Twilight and the main six often confide in each other, as seen when Twilight, under the watchful eye of Pinkie Pie, keeps both Rarity and Fluttershy&amp;#39;s secrets in Green Isn&amp;#39;t Your Color. In the episode, both ponies want an end to Fluttershy&amp;#39;s modeling career, but both of them ask Twilight not to tell this to the other pony. Twilight feels revealing their secret would solve the conflict, but she is bound to her word. Her tension worsens from being under Pinkie Pie&amp;#39;s surveillance, who constantly pops up from unexpected places (such as in an apple crate and behind a mirror), startling Twilight. Eventually Twilight is so stressed and on edge that she has to physically stop herself from revealing the secret. Near the end of the episode, Rarity and Fluttershy share their feelings and find they both want Fluttershy to stop her modeling career. After that, Photo Finish comes to tell Fluttershy that they need to go to someplace, but Fluttershy says she can&amp;#39;t make any of her appointments, after which she and Rarity presumably go to the spa. At this time, Twilight Sparkle has her head in a potted plant. But when she is alone with Photo Finish, she yells out "Spike has a crush on Rarity!" Pinkie Pie appears on the reflection-side of a mirror and expresses her disapproval of Twilight.

Twilight worried about not yet sending a letter to Princess Celestia.
During Lesson Zero, Twilight becomes extremely anxious, trying desperately to find something to report about friendship in her letter to Princess Celestia so that she isn&amp;#39;t tardy with her weekly reports. At one point in the episode, she becomes so stressed about her report that she attempts to create a friendship problem, enchanting her old doll Smarty Pants with a "Want It Need It" spell and accidentally making the whole of Ponyville obsessed with the toy. In her "insane" state, Twilight gains a frizzled mane, has wide crazy eyes, and speaks fast.

During the episode It&amp;#39;s About Time, Twilight receives a warning from an injured future Twilight (though she states she is merely from next Tuesday morning). The future Twilight apparently traveled back in time to warn Twilight of something that will happen in the future, but isn&amp;#39;t able to finish explaining what it is. This causes Twilight to panic, believing a horrible disaster would happen in the near future. She starts to get extremely anxious trying to find out what this disaster would be,and also unintentionally injures herself a lot of times, that make herself look more like future Twilight. Eventually, she infiltrates the archives in Canterlot in an attempt to find a spell to stop time, but is unable to find it before Tuesday morning. As the sun rises, Twilight finally realizes that there was no disaster, and uses a spell of time travel to warn past Twilight not to worry. Unfortunately, she was unable to explain this to past Twilight, which repeats the cycle and drives past Twilight into the same nervous breakdown.

In The Crystal Empire, Part 1, Twilight becomes incredibly anxious over an upcoming test from Princess Celestia, gathering every study item she can possibly think of, and exploding when Spike tells her it&amp;#39;s "just a test."

During Games Ponies Play, Princess Cadance, anticipating another bout of anxiety, teaches Twilight a breathing technique for dealing with stress. This technique worked, as Twilight remained calm through the whole episode, even surprising herself.

Twilight completely losing her sanity in Lesson Zero.
At other times, Twilight shows considerable empathy and patience that stand in stark contrast to the many examples of her overreacting to a situation and often to other people around her. In Luna Eclipsed, when Princess Luna shows up at the Ponyville Nightmare Night celebration, Twilight is undaunted and in fact, genuinely excitedby her presence, seeking out the princess to welcome her personally when her dramatic entrance backfired. Correctly identifying that the root causes of social awkwardness in the princess were much the same as her own upon arriving in Ponyville, Twilight spent much of the night guiding and lecturing her friends, the town&amp;#39;s population, and even the princess herself until she succeeded in ensuring Luna had become a welcomed guest to the celebration and come to understand that the children and Pinkie Pie were not actually scared of her, but simply enjoyed being frightened on Nightmare Night.
Studiousness

Twilight still looks to books for help even in the most urgent of situations. "Does this count as camping?"
As noted above, Twilight is heavily invested in her studies even before coming to Ponyville. Throughout the series, Twilight constantly has her nose in a book, usually for the purpose of further studying magic. It is her studiousness that leads her to discover the imminent return of Nightmare Moon, and helps her in many more instances throughout the series. At the beginning of Griffon the Brush Off, Twilight is preoccupied with reading a book while Pinkie Pie goes on about Rainbow Dash&amp;#39;s aerial acrobatics; Twilight pretends to follow everything Pinkie Pie says by replying "uh-huh" in a deadpan tone, but keeps reading her book. Similarly, in The Best Night Ever, Pinkie Pie talks to Twilight enthusiastically while Twilight tries to concentrate on learning a new spell.

Twilight demonstrates her reliance on books in her first ever slumber party that she holds with Rarity and Applejack. During the slumber party, she employs an instructional book, "Slumber 101: All You&amp;#39;ve Ever Wanted to Know About Slumber Parties But Were Afraid to Ask", and consults it throughout the night. When the storm outside topples a tree through her bedroom window, she is at a loss for handling the situation, and keeps searching her book for answers.

Twilight reading a book on her balcony.
On the other hand, her reliance on books often is very helpful, such as when she participates in the Running of the Leaves. Though Applejack and Rainbow Dash mock her for having only ever read about the sport, she manages to beat both of them in the race and come in fifth place by practicing the advice in the book of going slow and steady and then, when all the other participants are tired, sprinting to the finish line.

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Occasionally, Twilight&amp;#39;s studiousness is more than her assistant, Spike, can keep up with. He complains about her excessive devotion to her studies in Friendship is Magic, part 1, and falls asleep while still in session in Owl&amp;#39;s Well That Ends Well. In the latter episode, Twilight adopts a pet horned owl, Owlowiscious, who also assists her with her studies by fetching books and keeping her company, however Spike remains her only assistant in all other episodes.
Skepticism

Twilight is highly dismissive of events she considers mere superstition. For example, while her friends are convinced that Zecora is "an evil enchantress" at the beginning of Bridle Gossip, Twilight and Apple Bloom simply wish to understand her. Later, when the "evidence" shows Zecora is going to eat Apple Bloom, Twilight begins to share their beliefs briefly, though soon Zecora and Apple Bloom set the misunderstanding straight. Incidentally, the very same dismissiveness of superstition that led her to doubt Zecora is evil also led her to miss the true cause of the ponies&amp;#39; various afflictions, as she skipped over a book titled "Super Naturals" because she mistook it for a book about the supernatural. Twilight and the other ponies apologize to Zecora and become friends with her, and Twilight ventures to the Everfree Forest to visit Zecora again later in the series.

Twilight Sparkle testing on Pinkie Pie.
Even when faced with apparent evidence, Twilight remains dismissive, sarcastic, and skeptical until she knows without a fact that something is true. For example, in Feeling Pinkie Keen, she is highly objective towards Pinkie Pie&amp;#39;s Pinkie Sense. She continually claims that Pinkie Pie&amp;#39;s fulfilled predictions are coincidences, despite many of them causing her numerous physical injuries, and tries to find contradictions and faults in Pinkie&amp;#39;s premonitions. However, by the end of the episode, she admits her inability to understand how the Pinkie Sense works and simply accepts it.
Accidents and mishaps

Twilight turned into stone.
Twilight is the butt of a "things couldn&amp;#39;t get any worse" gag in Look Before You Sleep when the tree crashes through the library window, and in The Best Night Ever when Fluttershy sends the animals fleeing through the Gala hall. She suffers bodily harm throughout Feeling Pinkie Keen as the victim of the prophecies of Pinkie Pie&amp;#39;s "Pinkie Sense", and in Stare Master, Fluttershy stumbles upon her petrified into a stone form by a cockatrice. Twilight herself inflicts accidents and mishaps on others as well, including the time she turned her parents into potted plants as recalled during The Cutie Mark Chronicles and when she sends many of the ponies of Ponyville into a frenzy over her doll she had cast a want it-need it spell over during Lesson Zero. On one occasion she inadvertently and quite ironically even forces an entire week of misery and turmoil upon herself by trying to go back in time to tell her past self to avoid ultimately doing so. She also mixes up Star Swirl the Bearded&amp;#39;s spell in Magical Mystery Cure, which causes her friends destiny to be mixed. After fixing this spell, she transforms into an alicorn.
Skills
Magic
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Twilight using magic in The Mysterious Mare Do Well.
Twilight Sparkle is exceptional in regard to magic, having dedicated herself to studying the art. Spike mentions in Boast Busters that Twilight&amp;#39;s magical ability is exemplary, and Princess Celestia comments about Twilight&amp;#39;s enormous raw magical power in The Cutie Mark Chronicles. Unicorn magic requires concentration and effort, as Twilight explains to Spike at the beginning of Feeling Pinkie Keen and to Apple Bloom in Call of the Cutie, and in Lesson Zero she says she needs a line of sight with an object to undo the spell she cast on it. When Twilight levitates the ursa minor in Boast Busters, she is visibly exerting herself, gritting her teeth and tensing her muscles. However, she effortlessly harvests an entire apple orchard at once in Applebuck Season, and repairs a breached hydroelectric dam in The Mysterious Mare Do Well by levitating scores of rocks and boulders.

The theme of Twilight developing her magic skills continues throughout the series. In The Cutie Mark Chronicles Twilight tells the Cutie Mark Crusaders how she first started learning magic: during a flashback, Twilight is seen studying all the books she has, and initially, with some difficulty, uses her magic to turn a page of a book; (Snails, similarly, shows some difficulty performing a horn-light magic in Boast Busters) The flashback depicts Twilight progressing in her studies and eventually she enrolls in Celestia&amp;#39;s School for Gifted Unicorns. The magic-learning theme continues in various episodes: in Feeling Pinkie Keen, Twilight practices turning rocks into formal attire; in Boast Busters she practices a mustache-growing spell on Spike; in Sonic Rainboom, she uses a spell that allows non-Pegasus ponies to walk on clouds and possess temporary wings, which she learns from a book; in A Dog and Pony Show, she senses gems by "copying" Rarity&amp;#39;s spell; in It&amp;#39;s About Time, she learns a spell from a book in the Star Swirl the Bearded wing, and travels back in time; in Too Many Pinkie Pies, she tries transforming an apple into an orange twice, but Pinkie Pie makes her miss both times, and the magical beams hit a bird and a frog, who turn part-orange from the spell. She learns how she can get rid of the Pinkie Pie clones from a book about the Legend of the mirror pool in the episode Too Many Pinkie Pies. This spell collapses the clones into magic which is sent back into the pool, but will also have this effect on actual ponies that aren&amp;#39;t clones.

Twilight replicating Sombra&amp;#39;s dark magic.
In The Crystal Empire - Part 1, Twilight witnesses Celestia use some magic that surrounds her horn with black fog and makes her irises glow red and her eyes glow green and emit a purple trail, much like King Sombra&amp;#39;s usual appearance. The magic causes black crystals to grow from the ground, again in the same fashion as King Sombra&amp;#39;s magic. When Twilight uses this magic in Part 2, she mentions to Spike that she learned it from Celestia, implying that she is able to learn spells simply by watching others perform them. She uses this spell twice in order to unlock passageways that only appear in "King Sombra&amp;#39;s palace" as she puts it. Twilight winces when she uses this spell. In this same episode, Twilight manages to levitate herself to keep from hitting the floor after a fall and also uses a "gravity spell" to slide up on the underside of a stairwell to the top of the palace&amp;#39;s tower; she mentions that she studied this spell in anticipation of the test that Celestia mentioned.

Twilight performs various other spells and tricks throughout the series. In Boast Busters, she uses two spells: "Number 16", used to make the wind blow through river reeds, and "Number 25", which enables the growth of facial hair, which she performs on Spike, Snips, and Snails. In Winter Wrap Up, she uses a "Come to life spell" to move her plow. In Call of the Cutie, she fleetingly attempts to make cutie marks appear on Apple Bloom&amp;#39;s flank. In The Cutie Mark Chronicles, she hatches a dragon from its egg. In The Best Night Ever, she changes an apple into a cart and mice into horses. She uses a "memory spell" that returns her friends to normal after being corrupted by Discord in The Return of Harmony Part 2. She also uses a "Want it, need it" spell that makes an object wanted by anyone who lays eyes on it in Lesson Zero. In Ponyville Confidential, she surrounds the library with a force field. The same force field, but smaller, is used in MMMystery on the Friendship Express to protect the cake. In A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2, she shoots concussive blasts from her horn and uses a spell that undoes a changeling&amp;#39;s disguise spell.

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In Magical Mystery Cure, Twilight makes her own spell after reading Star Swirl the Bearded&amp;#39;s notes accidentally changes the cutie marks and jobs of the other ponies. She then makes a spell to fix this, thus becoming an Alicorn.

Twilight casting her fail-safe spell, which is ineffective on Discord&amp;#39;s magic.
As talented as she is, her spells occasionally misfire or fail. When she casts a spell on the parasprites in Swarm of the Century so they won&amp;#39;t eat food, they begin to consume items which aren&amp;#39;t food, and subsequently destroy Ponyville. When she tries to assist with Winter Wrap Up by making a plow run itself with a "come-to-life" spell, she ends up losing control of the plow and sending Applejack hurtling in a ball of snow into the side of a hill, and the impact covers the recently-plowed field with snow once again. In The Return of Harmony Part 1, she tries to reverse Discord&amp;#39;s strange effects with a "fail-safe spell" which Twilight says will "fix everything"... but it fails. A "want it, need it" spell on her dingy, old doll Smarty Pants in Lesson Zero works a little too well, as it affects more than her intended targets and she is unable to undo her mistake due to the ensuing chaos. In Too Many Pinkie Pies, she misfires twice because of Pinkie Pie&amp;#39;s crashing into her. The first time, she accidentally hit a blue jay, creating a flying orange with wings and a tail, and the second time she hit a frog, creating a croaking orange with a mouth and frog legs. In Magic Duel she has difficulty performing an age spell, which she herself claims is only for "the highest level unicorns".
Teleportation

Twilight possesses the ability to teleport, which was also common among previous-generation My Little Pony unicorn characters. She first teleports on the show in Friendship is Magic, part 2 when she charges Nightmare Moon and disappears only to reappear behind her and next to the Elements of Harmony. She teleports short distances in Applebuck Season to get ahead of Applejack, trying to confront her about her over-exertion, and she unintentionally teleports with Spike from the thoroughfare into her library in The Ticket Master, which leaves Spike slightly singed. She teleports multiple times in Lesson Zero, and in The Crystal Empire - Part 1 during The Failure Song, seemingly without effort. In Secret of My Excess, Twilight teleports Spike several times while trying to clean a lipstick mark off his cheek, ending with her somehow accidentally teleporting Pinkie Pie from an unknown location to Golden Oaks Library while already in the process of teleporting Spike. In Dragon Quest, Twilight teleports herself and three other characters a considerable distance to safety, with great effort.
Color of magic aura

Twilight&amp;#39;s horn, in the second season, glows a bright magenta.
In the first season, Twilight&amp;#39;s horn usually glows white or a faint shade of purple, and objects assume a glow of white, purple, or magenta; when she affects multiple objects as once, several other colors are used as well, for example in the gem finding scene in A Dog and Pony Show. Starting with the second season&amp;#39;s third episode, Twilight&amp;#39;s magic is uniformly depicted using a bright magenta glow.
Organization

Reorganization time!
Besides magic, Twilight specializes in organizational skills, though she occasionally overdoes it. In Winter Wrap Up, Twilight is able to coordinate the actions of several different teams and make them more efficient as a whole, allowing them to finish the Winter Wrap Up on schedule for the first time in years. The mayor of Ponyville is so impressed with her, she makes Twilight the official organizer of the pony teams for all future Winter Wrap Ups, and Twilight receives a special team coat, comprising of all the team colors. In the same episode, she starts the morning with a checklist and makes another, longer checklist at the beginning of "Lesson Zero," which exasperates Spike with its length and minute details, which even go so far as to make sure every cupcake in a box she was given are perfectly matched and that the icing on each isn&amp;#39;t touching another cupcake&amp;#39;s icing.

When smoke threatens to envelop Equestria in Dragonshy, Twilight informs the ponies in Ponyville of the danger and organizes a task-force comprised of her friends to deal with the problem.

While she is extremely quick at organizing the raw materials for the bird&amp;#39;s nests in Winter Wrap Up into neat little piles, her craftsmanship skills are lacking. The nest she makes is so terrible that Spike sarcastically quips it should be condemned as an outhouse for the birds, and Rarity spends most of the day trying to fix it.

In A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1, Twilight is asked by Princess Celestia to organize the wedding between Princess Cadance and Shining Armor. Once again, her various checklists were near omnipresent as she organized both the aborted wedding of her brother to the Changeling imposter, and again when the real Princess Cadance had returned and the wedding needed to be hurriedly re-organized.

However, despite all this, Twilight apparently has difficulty finding books in her library, even when they are well organized. This is a running gag in the series.
History
Princess Cadance

Twilight&amp;#39;s foalsitter, Princess Cadance.
Twilight describes Princess Cadance in a flashback in A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1 as her beloved foalsitter. The two shared a very close bond and Twilight looked back at her as "...the greatest foalsitter in all the history of foalsitters!" The two shared a special song-and-dance, which Cadance&amp;#39;s impostor, Queen Chrysalis, was unable to repeat, which quickly raised Twilight&amp;#39;s suspicions. The real Cadance, who was trapped in an underground cave that used to be home to greedy unicorns, was able to repeat it. She tells Twilight that she could never have forgotten "...the filly I loved to sit for the most."
"Sunshine, sunshine, ladybugs awake! Clap your hooves and do a little shake!"
Filly Twilight Sparkle and Princess Cadance in A Canterlot Wedding
Cutie mark

Twilight trying to hatch an egg with her magic.
Twilight Sparkle tells the Cutie Mark Crusaders in The Cutie Mark Chronicles how, as a young filly in Canterlot, she always wanted to go to the Summer Sun Celebration. There, she witnessed Princess Celestia raising the sun, which inspired her to learn everything she could about magic. At first she finds it difficult to magically turn a page in her book, but she quickly achieves her goal. In a time-lapse sequence, she reads through two big piles of books, and her parents enroll her in Princess Celestia&amp;#39;s School for Gifted Unicorns, which shares a similar name with Xavier&amp;#39;s School for Gifted Youngsters from the X-Men comic book series. However, Twilight is dismayed when she discovers she has to pass an entrance exam before being allowed to join. Under the supervision of four examiner ponies, she is required to use her magic to hatch a dragon&amp;#39;s egg. Despite her best efforts, the egg does not hatch, and Twilight apologizes for wasting the examiners&amp;#39; time. Then suddenly, Rainbow Dash&amp;#39;s sonic rainboom startles her, and causes her enormous magical power to manifest completely out of her control, hatching the infant Spike.



Discovering her cutie mark.
With her eyes now glowing white and a purple aura around her, Twilight fires off a flurry of spells: she makes the examiners float in the air, turns her parents into potted plants and transforms Spike into a giant dragon, with his head breaking through the roof. Princess Celestia takes quick notice of the latter while walking by outside and quickly intervenes to control Twilight&amp;#39;s magic and return everything back to normal. Twilight apologizes, but Princess Celestia is not upset, instead she recognizes Twilight&amp;#39;s raw power and recommends that she learn to tame her abilities through focused study. She then offers to take Twilight Sparkle as her own personal prot™g™ at the school. Twilight excitedly accepted the offer, and at that moment, her cutie mark appeared, much to her joy.
Canterlot

Twilight is first introduced in the series in Canterlot, where she learns about the impending return of Nightmare Moon. She resides in a literal ivory tower, and boasts to Spike about being Princess Celestia&amp;#39;s "most faithful student", which is how the princess addresses her in letters throughout the series. She is invited to a party, but she refuses, choosing to study about Night Mare Moon&amp;#39;s imminent return instead. She is soon sent to Ponyville by Princess Celestia under the pretense of seeing to the arrangements of the Summer Sun Celebration.
Ponyville

Twilight enters Ponyville in the first episode, where she befriends Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, and Fluttershy. She quickly learns of the skills of her friends: she admires Rainbow Dash&amp;#39;s ability to clear the skies, Rarity&amp;#39;s beautiful decoration work, and Fluttershy&amp;#39;s bird choir&amp;#39;s melodious music. She is less impressed with Applejack&amp;#39;s over-abundance of hospitality, Pinkie Pie&amp;#39;s surprise party and rapid-fire one-sided conversation, and even runs away from Rarity when she practically forces her to get a makeover.
She shares many adventures with her friends throughout the course of the series. At the end of Magical Mystery Cure she is transformed into an Alicorn, and crowned a Princess. At the concluding shot, she flies away towards the camera.
Hot air balloon
Main article: Twilight Sparkle&amp;#39;s Twinkling Balloon

Twilight and Spike in their hot air balloon.
Twilight rides a purple hot-air balloon in the title sequence, and uses the same balloon to fly with her friends to Cloudsdale for Rainbow Dash&amp;#39;s competition in Sonic Rainboom. In The Return of Harmony Part 2, the ponies use it to fly with Fluttershy in order to capture the brainwashed Rainbow Dash. The balloon is used by other ponies on other occasions.
Family

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Parents

Twilight&amp;#39;s parents.
Twilight Sparkle&amp;#39;s parents first appear in The Cutie Mark Chronicles. They support Twilight Sparkle&amp;#39;s aspirations for magic by enrolling her to Princess Celestia&amp;#39;s School for Gifted Unicorns and encouraging her to take the offer to become an apprentice to the princess. They appear again in A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2, where they attend the wedding of their eldest son Shining Armor, crying tears of joy. They appear once again in Magical Mystery Cure, witnessing Twilight Sparkle&amp;#39;s Princess Coronation. Twilight Sparkle&amp;#39;s mother resembles the notable G1 pony Twilight, also known as Galaxy as per the original My Little Pony television series. Twilight Sparkle&amp;#39;s father resembles the G1 pony named Nightlight, but gender-swapped.
Shining Armor

Young Twilight and her brother, Shining Armor.
Shining Armor is Twilight&amp;#39;s older brother who is first mentioned and subsequently introduced in A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1, as the captain of the Royal Guard. Twilight says Shining Armor is the only pony she truly accepted as a friend before moving to Ponyville, and she performs a musical sequence about him and sings about how they did everything together. She voices her disappointment in the fact that Shining Armor was unable to tell her personally of his upcoming wedding, and once she reaches Canterlot, she tries to protect Shining Armor, and the rest of Equestria, from Queen Chrysalis.
Other depictionsEdit
Hasbro.com description

Dutiful and intelligent, Twilight Sparkle is obsessed with one thing: studying magic! She once studied so much, she made no time for anypony else. That is until her mentor, Princess Celestia charged her with a special kind of magic--- friendship! Newly converted to the joys of friends, she uses her knowledge and unusually powerful gift for magical spells to help her companions in Ponyville. Though sometimes she gets on her "high horse" about what&amp;#39;s right or wrong, her eagerness to learn and lend a helpful hoof endear her to her new friends in Ponyville, and when the going gets tough, her big brain and love for her friends transform into a natural born leader!
Hubworld description

For a unicorn who&amp;#39;s new to the magic of friendship, Twilight Sparkle gets an "A+." She uses her magical powers to help her friends, and she&amp;#39;s always ready to lend a helping hoof. Sometimes she gets on her high horse, but her love for her pals makes her a natural leader.

"Get your muzzle out of those books and make some friends!" That&amp;#39;s what Princess Celestia tells Twilight Sparkle. She may be the smartest unicorn in Equestria, but Twilight Sparkle gets an "incomplete" in friendship. There&amp;#39;s more to life than learning magic, after allso she goes to Ponyville on a mission to make friends. There she meets five special ponies who take her on exciting adventures and teach her the most powerful magic of all ... the magic of friendship!
Teacher For a Day description

Meet Twilight Sparkle! She loves to read and study. The Royal Princess Celestia of Equestria has charged Twilight with learning something new: the meaning of friendship! She has a powerful gift for magical spells and uses it to lead her new friends through adventures in Ponyville.

There&amp;#39;s no problem Twilight Sparkle can&amp;#39;t solve, especially with the help of other ponies, a little bit of magic and guidance from Princess Celestia.
My Little Pony mobile game description

Princess Celestia&amp;#39;s most faithful student, Twilight Sparkle loves to study and wants to learn everything about the Magic of Friendship.
My Little Pony magazine description
Intelligent
Artistic
Friendly
Worrywart
Caring

Raised in the Queen&amp;#39;s court in Canterlot, Twilight Sparkle is a born leader. She loves to study and wants to learn everything about the Magic of Friendship.
Promotional material

A Hasbro stand displayed at Brand Licensing Europe 2012 included a poster depicting Twilight Sparkle as an Alicorn.[6] Jayson Thiessen was not involved with the creation of the poster.[7]

The Hub announced on January 29 and 30, 2013, in an EW.com article, Twitter and Facebook posts, and a press release, Twilight Sparkle&amp;#39;s coronation as a princess in the final episode of season three Magical Mystery Cure, on February 16, 2013.[8] The article and both posts are accompanied by pictures of her with both wings and horn, a dress, princess-esque shoes, and a tiara resembling the element of magic.[9] The Twitter post and the picture accompanying both posts each include the hashtag "#PonyPrincess".[10][11]
AppearancesEdit
See also: Character appearances [Expand]
Legend

Пнд 20 Май 2013 12:50:47
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QuotesEdit
"All the ponies in this town are crazy!"
Friendship is Magic, part 1
"You think you can destroy The Elements of Harmony just like that? Well, you&amp;#39;re wrong, because the spirits of The Elements of Harmony are right here."
Friendship is Magic, part 2
"I felt it the very moment I realized how happy I was to hear you, to see you, how much I cared about you. The spark ignited inside me when I realized that you all -- are my friends. You see, Night Mare Moon, when those Elements are ignited by the... the spark, that resides in the heart of us all, it creates the sixth element: the element of... magic."
Friendship is Magic, part 2
"I&amp;#39;m doing scientific research. I&amp;#39;m observing Pinkie Pie, scientific name: Pinkius Piecus, in its natural habitat."
Feeling Pinkie Keen
"This is my book. And I&amp;#39;m gonna read it!"
The Return of Harmony Part 2
"We&amp;#39;ve learned that friendship isn&amp;#39;t always easy. But there&amp;#39;s no doubt it&amp;#39;s worth fighting for."
The Return of Harmony Part 2
"If I don&amp;#39;t send her a letter by sundown, I&amp;#39;ll be... tardy!"
Lesson Zero
"Cutie pox. This puzzling pony plague afflicted a population of ponies back in the paleopony period."
The Cutie Pox
"I have to finish this report to the princess summarizing all my other reports to the princess."
Baby Cakes
"Who are you? I mean, you&amp;#39;re me, but I&amp;#39;m me too. How can there be two &amp;#39;me&amp;#39;s? It&amp;#39;s not scientifically possible. You are not scientifically possible!"
It&amp;#39;s About Time
"Why isn&amp;#39;t anypony surprised to see me sneaking around in here?! Is it possible there never was a disaster? That I&amp;#39;ve just been making myself frantic over nothing?!"
It&amp;#39;s About Time
"Thank you for inviting us all to go with you to Canterlot for the National Dessert Competition."
MMMystery on the Friendship Express
"Maybe I was being overprotective. I could&amp;#39;ve gained a sister. But instead... I just lost a brother."
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1
"Now this, was a great wedding."
A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2
"A little while ago, my teacher and mentor Princess Celestia sent me to live in Ponyville. She sent me to study friendship, which is something I didn&amp;#39;t really care much about. But now, on a day like today, I can honestly say I wouldn&amp;#39;t be standing here if it weren&amp;#39;t for the friendships I&amp;#39;ve made with all of you. Each one of you taught me something about friendship, and for that, I will always be grateful. Today, I consider myself the luckiest pony in Equestria. Thank you, friends. Thank you, everypony!"
Magical Mystery Cure
GalleryEdit


Twilight Sparkle image gallery
See alsoEdit
Toys and merchandise
Twilight Sparkle on the Fan Wiki
This article&amp;#39;s speculation page.
Ponies with a similar name, Twilight Sky and Twilight Velvet, on the list of ponies.
ReferencesEdit
TV (Japanese). (2013-03-18). Retrieved on 2013 March 18.
A selection of trading cards including ones of Princess Cadance and Shining Armor. Retrieved on 2013 February 8.
Lauren Faust via Twitter. Retrieved on 2013 March 15.
Interview with M.A. Larson . Midwestria 2012 (2012-09-22). Retrieved on 2012 October 1.
Lauren Faust (2012-06-04). Comment on Help the Bronycon Documentary. Retrieved on 2012 November 11.
Brand Licensing in Europe&amp;#39;s Twilight Sparkle Derp?. Equestria Daily (2012-10-17). Retrieved on 2012 November 2.
Jayson Thiessen (2012-12-19). Twitter / goldenrusset: @reversalmushroo I was not .... Retrieved on 2012 December 20.
Twilight Sparkle Earns Her Wings and Becomes a Princess in Special February 16 Coronation Episode of My Little Pony Friendship is Magic on The Hub TV Network. Discovery Press Web (2013-01-30). Retrieved on 2013 January 31.
&amp;#39;My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic&amp;#39; exclusive: Twilight&amp;#39;s becoming a princess!. EW.com (2013-01-29). Retrieved on 2013 January 31.
HubTVNetwork: RT to all of Equestria: .... Twitter (2013-01-29). Retrieved on 2013 January 31.
Timeline Photos. Facebook (2013-01-29). Retrieved on 2013 January 31. v e
Leading characters

Twilight Sparkle Spike Applejack Fluttershy Pinkie Pie Rainbow Dash Rarity

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Rarity

Princess Luna

Princess Cadance

Пнд 20 Май 2013 12:51:15
http://www.canterlotradio.com/?p=347
3 days ago by A Wikia contributor


I agree with Dashgirl
3 days ago by Filly Please


Ah, I see.....it is kinda awkward looking.
2 days ago by Roadside Picnic


Oh my, Twilight looks terrible. She doesn&amp;#39;t look like her at all.

Spike is done well indeed.
1 day ago by Pinklady1


I think Twilight looks like she was crossed with a squirrel.
1 day ago by A Wikia contributor


i agree.
1 day ago by A Wikia contributor


They need the horn to cut through the hair, in a sense, not cause a split.
1 day ago by Roadside Picnic


I agree too. Twilight looks awful, but Spike actually looks pretty good.
1 day ago by PowerStar89


...I&amp;#39;m so much like her, it&amp;#39;s a bit freaky.
3 days ago by A Wikia contributor Reply


Don&amp;#39;t worry, i&amp;#39;m like her a little bit to. Maybe it&amp;#39;s because a i&amp;#39;m also a BOOK MANIAC. Insted of learning spells like Twilight, i learn animal clasification in latin, just for fun!

Hanakozebra
22 hours ago by A Wikia contributor


She kind of reminds me of Dora the Explorer.

-Alicorn Feathers-
3 days ago by A Wikia contributor Reply


How?
3 days ago by A Wikia contributor


I don&amp;#39;t think so.

Hanakozebra
22 hours ago by A Wikia contributor


okay so here&amp;#39;s how i got into my little pony: i was on deviantart and i saw this group called TinSparkle, a couple of Tintin from The adventures of Tintin and twilight sparkle

Me: What the... okay your making a unicorn and a reporter a couple, the FUDGE?!?!?!

A couple of months later:

Me: i freaking love this couple now

More months later:

Me: IM A BRONY

so yeah twilight showed me that its awesome now
4 days ago by A Wikia contributor Reply


thats the worst way to discover the show iv ever heard :O
3 days ago by A Wikia contributor


twilight is a jerk but shes the most adorable jerk ever i love her:D
4 days ago by A Wikia contributor Reply


I used to like Twilight. My favorite ponies were Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash and Twilight because I relate to all of them the most.

I also really liked Twilight because she reminded me a bit of Hermione until she became an alicorn.

I had a little dis-like for her earlier because she can be a Mary Sue sometimes...When she became an alicorn and a princess I had mixed feelings. Yes, the plot could go longer with this but I think she&amp;#39;s becoming too prefect to be relatable. I love reading like her (but hate studying and is super lazy like RD) and I&amp;#39;m a perfectionist too. But seriously this? :(

I will definitely not leaving this fandom but I think by doing this, Hasbro made it for little girls. I want some epic things to happen where the main character really needs to deserve whatever good things will happen. This being her destiny is just suckish...

Пнд 20 Май 2013 12:51:38
http://metro.co.uk/2013/03/24/fiance-of-my-little-pony-character-twilight-sparkle-writes-angry-letter-to-risque-artist-3556881/

Read it for yourself...
6 days ago by Filly Please Reply


Metro is a free newspaper made for advertising, and that dude has a 99.9% chance of being a troll
6 days ago by Callofduty4


This is what happens when you become obsessed with a series that in hindsight isn&amp;#39;t that awesome (still good so don&amp;#39;t kill me)

Also, hope he realize&amp;#39;s that if he&amp;#39;s going off art, Twilight&amp;#39;s been sleeping around quite a bit, so he better have them divorce papers ready XD
6 days ago by Dragon Theology


One word: wat.
6 days ago by Sentrakk



6 days ago by Nihi The Brony


In light of the recent trailer for Equestria Girls, I find this hilariously ironic.
6 days ago by A Wikia contributor


Is that guy crazy? :-\
6 days ago by EpicLuna666


Short answer yes

Long answer: you know those depraved people who live in the basement and pretend to have relations with things that don&amp;#39;t exist becuase they have such an awkward life no one wants to be with them...thats this guy
6 days ago by Dragon Theology


Hey,a friend of mine said there was this other guy who married a video game character...apparently the company in charge of the video game the character was in had said character killed in the next game too XD
6 days ago by Roadside Picnic


I think that guy who&amp;#39;s marrying Twilight Sparkle is a little on the creepy side...
6 days ago by PowerStar89


Only a little?
6 days ago by Roadside Picnic


It depends if he&amp;#39;s trolling or not. I doubt he is, though.
6 days ago by PowerStar89


If you mean "a little" to be 1/1 in craziness, then, yeah, a little is a legit statement.
6 days ago by MusicalCupcake


Still wonder how he&amp;#39;s going to handle the fact that Twilight (in fandom) has slept with practically everyone
6 days ago by Dragon Theology


A guy who fell in love with a TV charater. You got to be kidding me.
6 days ago by A Wikia contributor


uhhhhhh. ya totally bizzare. -looks around nervously- I&amp;#39;m out PEACE!
5 days ago by A Wikia contributor


o-o i.. i
4 days ago by A Wikia contributor


What&amp;#39;s the big deal with all these Twilicorn haters anyway? I think Princess Twilight is awesome! But to each his own, I suppose...
6 days ago by EpicLuna666 Reply


Indeed.
6 days ago by Roadside Picnic


I wouldn&amp;#39;t call them all haters...they have (or at least I do) reasons for not liking it and calling someone a hater for not liking it or an idiot for liking it is the exact reason why most of the fandom divided on this subject.
6 days ago by Dragon Theology


i wasn&amp;#39;t trying to insult anyone, Dragon Theology.
5 days ago by EpicLuna666


When i was watching the episode where Twilight becomes a princes, i tought it&amp;#39;s going to just a normal episode. Here are my feelings while watching the episode:

Begining: Good, a episode i haven&amp;#39;t seen.

Rarity has got RD cutie mark: Odd, but intresting.

Song "that&amp;#39;s what my cutie mark is telling me": Amazing song!

Second song: My little style. (i love it!)

Twilights idea: haven&amp;#39;t seen that kind of scean.

Third song: i keep singning that song!

Twilight is in the weard place with Princess Celestia: Ummm, what&amp;#39;s going on?

Celestia says: You&amp;#39;ve had grown enough.(i think that&amp;#39;s what she said) and Twilight starts to glow: Ow my goodness! What&amp;#39;s going on!?

Twilight is a alicorn: you&amp;#39;ve got to be kidding me. Princess Twilight Sparkle!?

End of the episode: I WANT SEASON 4, NOW!

Hanakozebra
22 hours ago by A Wikia contributor


What would happpen if a young child that watch My Little Pony Friendship is Magic and read the two IDW My Little Pony comic books series meet a brony? Would he or she make fun of them for likeing My Little Pony?
7 days ago by A Wikia contributor Reply


The big question is why should a grown brony care what a child thinks?

And probably not. They&amp;#39;d probably be like "cool!"
7 days ago by Dragon Theology


Well my cousin doesn&amp;#39;t taunt me for liking the show, so I suppose not.
7 days ago by Roadside Picnic


I&amp;#39;ve got 4 younger siblings and they don&amp;#39;t make fun of me.
6 days ago by A Wikia contributor


Me and my little brothers whatch MLP all the time!

Hanakozebra
22 hours ago by A Wikia contributor


I feel like the only one of my friends who likes Twilight. I have a plan to make them like her....
7 days ago by Ireland2003 Reply



Don&amp;#39;t force others to like what you like. Just let them dislike who they dislike and let it be.
7 days ago by Dragon Theology


I gave them a few reasons why the could possibly like her as a princess, but they only liked one. After 5 hours, I got a flippin nosebleed.
6 days ago by Ireland2003


She reminds me a bit of Hermione Granger. They both like to read books and are very good at magic
7 days ago by Ghostkaiba297 Reply


I&amp;#39;m just not a big fan of Twilight anymore. Sorry.
8 days ago by Dashgirl126 Reply


Neither am I. Thanks to her being a princess.
8 days ago by Sentrakk


Me neither, ever since the start of the show I was just neutral about her because I couldn&amp;#39;t relate myself to her and didn&amp;#39;t find her interesting as a character.

I&amp;#39;m just neutral about Twilight, but I dislike her princess-self
8 days ago by Filly Please


I can understand that none of you, Dashgirl, Sentrakk and FP, dondt like Twilight anymore. The whole Alicorn thing affects a lot fans of the show. I, on the other hand like Twilight still, but you already know that.
7 days ago by FlameStar101


I&amp;#39;m starting to accept Twilight as an alicorn princess, but she&amp;#39;s still going to be my 4th favorite of the mane 6.
7 days ago by PowerStar89


You havendt switched places with her yet, Idm assuming, Power?
7 days ago by FlameStar101

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Пнд 20 Май 2013 12:53:24
>>48472310
And have him NOT be a villain?
12 days ago by The Perfect Brony Reply


I agree. 90% of the ponies are females. I don&amp;#39;t know what happened with all the males. There will be a lot of competetion between the girls to get a man since they are so rare :)
11 days ago by Pinklady1


no thats what i have to say
10 days ago by A Wikia contributor


They used to have the Big Brother ponies that were kind of strangely half brotherly half boyfriendish to the G1 ponies. My favorite was Salty. Anyway, my suggestion is that for a male alicorn to be added, have it be Starswirl the Bearded and have him time travel to meet Twilight and they accomplish something together, preferably Starswirl thinks he has an answer but Twi teaches him something about friendship and he ends up learning the real lesson: Friendship is Magic!
8 days ago by A Wikia contributor


My dad wants more boy ponies. I think he&amp;#39;s a brony...
6 days ago by Ireland2003


Who would win in a fight, Twilicorn or Celestia?
13 days ago by A Wikia contributor Reply


Celesita, of course, she controls the sun and can use the Elements of Harmony all by herself, only one flaw of her, she&amp;#39;s lazy...
13 days ago by Filly Please


Celestia is not lazy!
13 days ago by A Wikia contributor


Then why would she put the fate of Equestria in the hooves of her student Twilight Sparkle and her friends instead of doing them by herself along with her sister?
13 days ago by Filly Please


Because she was busy rasing the sun and looking after her ponies. If you raised and set the sun every day wouldn&amp;#39;t YOU be tired. And leave Luna out of this, this is about Celestia. She also trusts Twilight and thats why she gave her that reponsibility.
13 days ago by A Wikia contributor


I believe Celestia&amp;#39;s physical power heavily revolved around the Elements of Harmony. In a sense, she sends Twilight &amp; friends to fight because she can no longer wield her sword.
13 days ago by Roadside Picnic


And yet she&amp;#39;s not too lazy to use her powers to make Twilight a princess in a void and apareantely 1000 years ago fight off the evils of Equestria?

Oh and we aren&amp;#39;t leaving Luna out of anything man. The fact that you said that means you know that Luna does more than Celestia and is more interactive with her civilians.

I mean for God sakes...she couldn&amp;#39;t beat a stinking Changeling!

Oh...and Twilight would win, unless Celestia decided to crash the sun on her XD
13 days ago by Dragon Theology


A changeling that was powered by love that was also strong enough to wipe out her entire invasion force, mind you. And Celestia has actually interacted with the Ponyville residence more than Luna has. Pray tell, what can you confirm Luna has done that outdoes what Celestia has done.

Oh, nevermind, I just remembered she helped fight off the changelingswait! No she didn&amp;#39;t....

But she did help when Discord returnedoh wait, no she didn&amp;#39;t. But that&amp;#39;s okay, because Celestia didn&amp;#39;t either. Celestia also didn&amp;#39;t deal with the infestation of (what is suggested to be) parasprites in Fillydelphiawait! She did; Luna didn&amp;#39;t.

Then Celestia also suppressed the Ponyville riot spurred by the want it need it spellLuna didn&amp;#39;t.

Little as Celestia has done, Luna sadly has done less.
13 days ago by Roadside Picnic


Never said she did more in the rate of helping, but she has shown more care in the civilians IMO than Celestia. And even if you could argue interaction, the only thing Celestia does when it comes to interaction is with the main characters. Everyone else just bows down to her.

Both princesses admittedly don&amp;#39;t do squat when it comes to protecting the nation but Luna is much more lika...

Why the hell are we arguing princesses here!? This was supposed to be Twilights thing XD
13 days ago by Dragon Theology


Twilight Sparkle is also fairly young compared to the like a million year old Celestia.
12 days ago by A Wikia contributor


I told you people to leave Luna out of this!!
12 days ago by A Wikia contributor


Calm yourself, no need to be angry.
12 days ago by Roadside Picnic


Why is anon mad for using a legit point anyways? Can&amp;#39;t handle that maybe Luna might be a tad bit better than her sister?
12 days ago by Dragon Theology


I think he&amp;#39;s actually worried about the opposite, of any indication that would show Luna is worse. I say this because people typically don&amp;#39;t say "leave ___ out of this!" Unless they&amp;#39;re worried that the image of the character they&amp;#39;re demanding be left out would be tarnished in some way. It would make no sense to tell someone to leave Luna out if they believed her inclusion in the conversation would be benifitial to her.
12 days ago by Roadside Picnic


But it&amp;#39;s kind of screwy on his part because we&amp;#39;re using her (or at least I am) as good compared to Celestia if not better IMO. If you like a certain character that&amp;#39;s fine, but don&amp;#39;t say what others can or can&amp;#39;t say about a character. Being overly protective over a character is what makes people who are Luna/Celestia supporters seem like nutjobs and strays people away from them
12 days ago by Dragon Theology


It is, that&amp;#39;s why I told the anon to calm down. There&amp;#39;s clearly stark difference between how the anon fears we may discuss about Luna and how she is actually being discussed.
12 days ago by Roadside Picnic


you people are dwelling on this...
11 days ago by A Wikia contributor


Dwelling on what?
11 days ago by Roadside Picnic


Dwelling on the comment. We&amp;#39;re way off topic now. This is about who would win in a fight and we&amp;#39;re talking about Luna. She was not even in this comment. Sure you can talk about but this is neither Celestias or Lunas Wiki. It is Twilight Sparkles.
11 days ago by A Wikia contributor


Conversations stray sometimes, that&amp;#39;s how tend to continue.

Look now how the conversation has shifted to the discussion of conversations! Funny how that works.
11 days ago by Roadside Picnic


So are we done dicussing this?
11 days ago by A Wikia contributor


Only if you want the discussion to end.
11 days ago by Roadside Picnic


No, no I&amp;#39;m done.
11 days ago by A Wikia contributor


Aight
11 days ago by Roadside Picnic


What does everyone mean by Twilight Sparkle is real?
14 days ago by A Wikia contributor Reply


She texted on this wiki a week ago.
14 days ago by A Wikia contributor


Where on the wiki!?
14 days ago by A Wikia contributor


Are you even sure it was relly her?...

Пнд 20 Май 2013 12:54:02
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KCW7N2NGiM A

As shown in the video above, many fans have made stories and have splecuted that since Twilight is an Alicorn, she might outlive her friends.

However...

Meghan McCarthy has revealed that Season 4 will keep fans happy after the Alicorn Twilight thing. So I think it&amp;#39;s safe to assume that although Twilight is an Alicorn now, the transformation made some modifications to her and will allow her to actually have her lifespan still that of a unicorns average lifespan.
20 days ago by A Wikia contributor Reply


It has been confirmed Twilight will not outlive her friends.
20 days ago by Roadside Picnic


And poor Spike will be all alone
20 days ago by Dragon Theology


Speaking of which I&amp;#39;m almost done with that Spike fic...
20 days ago by Roadside Picnic


Ooohhh :D waiting for that FIc @road
20 days ago by Nihi The Brony


Oh good, I&amp;#39;ll read it when it&amp;#39;s done :D

Now shut up and read mine :P
20 days ago by Dragon Theology


That video just made me cry.
20 days ago by Dashgirl126


i like Twilight she is very genius
20 days ago by A Wikia contributor Reply


That&amp;#39;s me.
22 days ago by Twilight Sparkle MLPFIM Reply



22 days ago by Ozank


So Twilight, now that you are royalty, how does it feel to know that half the fandom hates you now for no real reason :P?
22 days ago by Dragon Theology



Twilight - I don&amp;#39;t get it
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22 days ago by ImperfectXIII


What&amp;#39;s not to get Imperfect! This is clearly the real Twilight coming from the TV and typing to us that she is in fact real and not some random user. I know because I met her
22 days ago by Dragon Theology


Your wide, Scootaloo-esque grin gives me great confidence that there&amp;#39;s no chance that you&amp;#39;re lying. Nope, none at all, most certainly.
22 days ago by Jonny Manz


If you say so, Twilight.
21 days ago by FlameStar101


It must be the real Twilight. Since when does the Internet lie?
21 days ago by Roadside Picnic


Omg! Is it really you?
20 days ago by A Wikia contributor


PS: Wikipedia lies so I&amp;#39;m not allowed to use it.
20 days ago by A Wikia contributor

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20 days ago by A Wikia contributor

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20 days ago by A Wikia contributor


It IS you!
20 days ago by A Wikia contributor


(I feel kinda nervous right now)
20 days ago by A Wikia contributor


I just told niki the brony about this you guys (and gals).
20 days ago by A Wikia contributor


niki the brony.. that&amp;#39;s new

Пнд 20 Май 2013 12:54:33
tupid type oh. Well it still is funny. :)
18 days ago by A Wikia contributor


When are the new princess Twilight toys comeing out? I need a alicorn Twilight to add to the collection. :) /)
22 days ago by A Wikia contributor Reply


Theydll probably arrive soon enough. I usually dondt buy the toys myself.
22 days ago by FlameStar101


I try to buy the toys as often as I can but I try to get the show characters because some of the non show ponies are in a box in my room and I forgot about them.
22 days ago by Dashgirl126


Is self-levitation really that hard? I imagine all you&amp;#39;d have to do is use a typical levitation spell, like you would to pick something up, and direct it around yourself.
24 days ago by 20firebird Reply


For me.. I think Self levitation will get harder if youre more heavier. Like in Pull ups, It will get more difficult if youre more heavier But it is also depends on your Physical strength as well. That&amp;#39;s go the same with Levitation it will be more harder if the object youre levitating is more Heavier but if youre Magic ability is quite High then it will be more easier for you to lift that object. Including yourself :), My theory only
24 days ago by Nihi The Brony


how old are we?
14 days ago by A Wikia contributor


While Twilight becoming an alicorn could have been handled better, I&amp;#39;m cool with her being one. Whetever anyone likes her with wings or not, she is still Twilight Sparkle.
24 days ago by A Wikia contributor Reply


no she is not
24 days ago by A Wikia contributor


@23.29.217.62:

24 days ago by Jonny Manz


^This
24 days ago by Roadside Picnic


That&amp;#39;s not even an opinion though...that&amp;#39;s like saying Sonic with a fuzzy belly is no longer Sonic :P

But yeah what Manz said...
24 days ago by Dragon Theology


The wings don&amp;#39;t really add anything to her, it&amp;#39;s the princess role...
24 days ago by PowerStar89


Both are both rage inducing slightly
24 days ago by Dragon Theology


Why are so many people upset about the wings? They&amp;#39;re just... wings.
24 days ago by PowerStar89


Allow me to re-explain for the first time in months...

You see, it&amp;#39;s not really the fact that she had wings, it&amp;#39;s that it felt like a coppout. Since Lauren stated this was a route she wanted to avoid (being princess by any random means) this kind of upsets purist. It also doesn&amp;#39;t help that she also wanted only Luna and Celestia to be the only alicorns; put both rushed and unnecessary changes along with screwing with Faustcanon, many have reasons to not like.
24 days ago by Dragon Theology


I&amp;#39;m with ya. She&amp;#39;s still Twilight; just with wings. And, quite frankly, it was done HORRIBLY. However, I would love to see what the palace is really like.
24 days ago by 20firebird


What palace? She&amp;#39;s not getting a new place to stay other than her library so I don&amp;#39;t know what you&amp;#39;re talking bout
24 days ago by Dragon Theology


She&amp;#39;s already gotten a new place to stay other than her library:
"She didn&amp;#39;t care about all the shiny jewels and castle quarters she&amp;#39;d been given as part of the job. Twilight was happy to remain in Ponyville for now."
Twilight Sparkle and the Crystal Heart Spell

24 days ago by A Wikia contributor


1. That&amp;#39;s just a toy. Not everything [hopefully] will be implemented into the show

2. What self righteous tool would have someone build a palace in the middle of a small town when they already have a place to stay? Overcompensating much?

3. If that&amp;#39;s her palace, that&amp;#39;s a really crappy palace to live in XD
24 days ago by Dragon Theology


Her new palace isn&amp;#39;t in Ponyville; she&amp;#39;s still in the same place.
24 days ago by A Wikia contributor


No, she&amp;#39;s staying in Ponyville as confirmed by Tara and McCarthy themselves.

Strong: Well the good news is, Twilight is going to stay Twilight. She is overwhelmed and surprised and grateful for this new phase in her life but its not going to change how she is or how she interacts with her friends, shes staying in Ponyville.

Need the link, here you go. She&amp;#39;s not getting a palace (if she did that whole everything staying the same is bs), she&amp;#39;s not leaving Ponyville, and whether the coronation is pointless or not is still to debate.

Again don&amp;#39;t use a toy as support...it&amp;#39;s not.
24 days ago by Dragon Theology


...maybe she remodeled Golden Oaks Library&amp;#39;a interior?
24 days ago by Roadside Picnic


Yeah...probably should have gotten someone who knows what they&amp;#39;re doing and not making half a palace. Plus, she doesn&amp;#39;t need to compensate with a palace...that&amp;#39;s dumb
24 days ago by Dragon Theology


I know she&amp;#39;s staying in Ponyville; what I&amp;#39;m saying is that she has been given castle quarters (presumably the palace shown in the toy line), but instead of moving there she&amp;#39;s staying in Ponyville, as explained in the book.
24 days ago by A Wikia contributor


Both the book and toyline IMO is uncanon and should not be considered what actually is going to happen. Then again I don&amp;#39;t know what&amp;#39;s gonna happen, but I think it&amp;#39;s a little unnecessary for someone who wants to be treated the same (or at least how it&amp;#39;s sounding) to get an unnecessary palace when she has a perfectly functional Library. That&amp;#39;s tax payers money that can be spent on something else...like the inevitable redestruction of the city for the unteenth time XD

And seriously, if this does happen, why the hell is Celestia spending money for a palace when a she should be using it for research of Spike (since he wants to know his origin and his dragonhood) and better protection of Equestria? Luna knows they need it.
24 days ago by Dragon Theology


Regarding the book, Meghan McCarthy said this last month.
24 days ago by A Wikia contributor


Keyword is maybe. Plus the fact that she wasn&amp;#39;t even consulted on the book or that she didn&amp;#39;t even read it makes it even less likely to be canon. If it is then fine, but that honestly furthered my point.
24 days ago by Dragon Theology


I like her still, even if she does have wings.
24 days ago by FlameStar101


She&amp;#39;s always been "alright"with me. Nothing I really cared for but not a bad character.
24 days ago by Dragon Theology


@DT hasn&amp;#39;t read it YET.
24 days ago by Roadside Picnic


If the story was written without her knowing what&amp;#39;s in it and she already has alot of season 4 done, isn&amp;#39;t it possible that nothing in that book will happen? Again, we don&amp;#39;t know, but still, something being written after something got developed and without a writers knowledge usually means very little connection.

I missed these long debates/conversations btw :3
24 days ago by Dragon Theology


Yeah, good to have you back DT.
24 days ago by Roadside Picnic


@OP to tell you the truth..I am having mixed feelings with twilight right now... Im still confused If I can accpet her new goal or destiny or not..Or should I even be mad or happy with her... Anyway, Wings or no wings.. Twilight is still Twilight. But let&amp;#39;s do it is still that way on season 4.
24 days ago by Nihi The Brony


Wingless or not, she&amp;#39;s still the adorkable pony I&amp;#39;ve come to love.
23 days ago by Perfect Sige


I agree Flame.
22 days ago by Dashgirl126


when twilight was in that white aura becoming an alicorn and that giant cutie mark was there, who else had this part of the super smash bros brawl theme playing in your head?

it&amp;#39;s in this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYitYCOYK1Y

1:13 - 2:00
25 days ago by A Wikia contributor Reply


No, I actually never thought about that at all.
25 days ago by FlameStar101


I think I had Kirby&amp;#39;s theme in my head! Y&amp;#39;know, Gourmet Race?



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24 days ago by A Wikia contributor


well compare it, it fits perfectley.
24 days ago by A Wikia contributor


My pony couples (Don&amp;#39;t worry, they&amp;#39;re all straight)

Twilight x Comet Tail

Rarity x Fancypants

Rainbow Dash x Soarin&amp;#39;

Fluttershy x Big Macintosh

Pinkie Pie x Pokey Pierce

Applejack x Caramel / Goldengrape?
26 days ago by A Wikia contributor Reply


"Don&amp;#39;t worry, they&amp;#39;re all strait".

Pray tell, would we need to worry if they weren&amp;#39;t?
26 days ago by Roadside Picnic


I don&amp;#39;t think so, but I know not everyone shares that opinion. -.-
26 days ago by Jonny Manz


FlutterDash FTW and OTP
26 days ago by Filly Please


Now there&amp;#39;s something I can agree on.
26 days ago by Jonny Manz


Maybe I don&amp;#39;t know all the background ponies yet, but who&amp;#39;s Comet Tail?
25 days ago by Ghostkaiba297


Comet Tail
25 days ago by A Wikia contributor


"Twilight x Comet Tail"

Afraid I don&amp;#39;t get this pairing. Was it ever hinted at? Or did someone come up with it at random? >_>
25 days ago by ImperfectXIII


It&amp;#39;s because they stand next to each other in the crowd this one time during The Last Roundup.
25 days ago by A Wikia contributor


Huh. Alrighty then.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 12:55:03
НАЧИНАЮТ НРАВИТЬСЯ ПАРНИ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 12:55:46
http://s54.photobucket.com/user/KKthecat02/media/Shegosmile2.jpg.html
April 16 by A Wikia contributor Reply


For the last time, what is 80%?
April 16 by A Wikia contributor Reply


4/5
April 18 by MusicalCupcake


Alicorn is not necessarily a princess. Twi might have more abilities but not as much as Luna or Celestia have.
April 16 by A Wikia contributor Reply


"You look just like a Princess"-Fluttershy

"That&amp;#39;s because she is one"-Celestia.

Sorry to say, but it&amp;#39;s pretty much cannon that Alicorn = Princess unfortunately :P
April 16 by Dragon Theology


@Dragon Theology: It&amp;#39;s canon now, but not originally. Princess Platinum was not an alicorn so non-alicorns could be princesses originally.
April 16 by MJNSEIFER


You mean the story in the Christmas episode? If that&amp;#39;s the case, the ending of season 3 makes even less sense!

Thank you for making me dislike the alicornization even more XD
April 16 by Dragon Theology


One must remember that the Hearts Warming play is a story. Whose to say Princess Platinum wasn&amp;#39;t an alicorn? The interpretations of legends change over time after all.
27 days ago by Roadside Picnic


@Roadside Picnic: Admitidly that does work as an excuse. Thanks.
26 days ago by MJNSEIFER


I think princesses can be any race, but it&amp;#39;s typically only alicorns that are capable of being coronated.
24 days ago by 20firebird


i bet when she was in that white aura she drank some red bull that gave her wings XD
April 16 by A Wikia contributor Reply


Good one!!! even though that&amp;#39;s just wishful thinking, it&amp;#39;s still Hilarious comment!!!
April 19 by A Wikia contributor


lol!
20 days ago by A Wikia contributor


i am not a brony but i still find it pretty greedy that they turned twilight sparkle into an alicorn just to sell more toys to girls i think they should also care about the bronies and i think mlp fim is an ok show and have great lessons and i think in the next season it would be a good idea that twilight sparkle says she will not be a princess she will be with her friends because she loves her friends that would be a good lesson
April 16 by A Wikia contributor Reply


They made her an alicorn because the brony fandom demanded that all princesses were alicorns. It&amp;#39;s really unfair to randomly blame girls.

As for being a princess, she can be one and still be with her friends,and still be the same pony. There is a G3 episode which basically fits this. I know no everyone likes G3, but once you watch this, Princess Twilight won&amp;#39;t change the show at all.
April 16 by MJNSEIFER


Yeah...nobody I know demanded all princesses be alicorns. That&amp;#39;s a stupid notion Hasbro made themselves
April 16 by Dragon Theology

Пнд 20 Май 2013 12:56:26
Dragon Theology: When every somebrony made an alicorn character everybrony insisted that only princesses could be alicorns, okay, not everybrony, but it was the majority. Even though the show has already shown that any pony type can be a princess.
April 16 by MJNSEIFER


Last time I checked, most people freaked the flip out when Cadance was announced and was like "hell no we don&amp;#39;t want that" How that translated out to "Yeah give us more alicorn" I have no idea.

And if you consider the majority those people over at EQD, you have a very small amount of people leaning towards it.

Trust me...practically no one wanted this, nor did anyone (with a sane mind) think that all royalty/princesses had to be alicorns.
April 16 by Dragon Theology


Because Hasbro only half listens to the fans, that&amp;#39;s why. The whole "Alicorns=Princesses" thing happened before Cadance was retconned into an alicorn (and from the look of it the retcon happened for that reason). I know that everytime someone creaed an alicorn they were told to either make her a princess (had to be female, apparrently) or not an alicorn.
April 16 by MJNSEIFER


Then technically it wasn&amp;#39;t fans wanting it, it was Hasbro saying they wanted it. So for the sake of ending this discussion, even if their were people who said yes to it, a good majority didn&amp;#39;t, but Hasbro was thinking on the money making side, and only listened to the one&amp;#39;s who said yes cause most likely these were die hards who would love this show no matter what and girls (which are the target market)

That also makes the show semi-sexist. How come guys can&amp;#39;t be alicorns then? Huh? How come a prince can&amp;#39;t sprout some wings :P
April 16 by Dragon Theology


Cadance being an Alicorn wasn&amp;#39;t a retcon, since that change was made before she was revealed.
April 16 by A Wikia contributor


I accept the fact that she is an alicorn, although I do not like it...
April 16 by Filly Please Reply


I don&amp;#39;t care either way but the way she became one sucked.
24 days ago by 20firebird


My dream plot in Season 4:

Twilight meets the same girls in the first episodes who were teasing her about not caring about friends. They turn out to be super mean and don&amp;#39;t appreciate here friends. Twilight teaches her a valuble lesson on friendship. The reason she was so mean is because Twilight is now a princess and she is jealous. Also, in her childhood,she was bullied. But that would never happen.

-flutershy777
April 16 by A Wikia contributor Reply


1 question, does that mean that she dosen&amp;#39;t live in a liabrary anymore or is she still lives there?
April 15 by A Wikia contributor Reply


even though she&amp;#39;s a princess it doesn&amp;#39;t mean that she will leave Ponyville
April 16 by TheBestGamer




Our new princess everyone :P
April 15 by Dragon Theology Reply


Now wait a minute D.T. put that thing away. It kinda bothers anyone.
April 16 by A Wikia contributor


Hawt
April 16 by Jonny Manz


Naw, they&amp;#39;ll be fine with our new spazzing out overlord XD
April 16 by Dragon Theology


D:
April 16 by Dashgirl126


Beautiful!
27 days ago by A Wikia contributor


Smexy.
27 days ago by Roadside Picnic


Twilight&amp;#39;s ok for me. I still like her but not as much.
April 15 by Dashgirl126 Reply


Princess twilight sparkle episode is magical mystery cure.but my brother are scare
April 15 by A Wikia contributor Reply


Princess Celestia- Ruler of Equestria/ Sun

Princess Luna- Ruler of Equestria/ Moon

Princess Cadance- Ruler of Crystal Empire/ Love

Princess Twilight Sparkle- Ruler of Ponyville&amp;#39;s Library

Poor Twilight.

Still Funny. :)
April 14 by Samurott441 Reply


What episode has twilight as an alicorn
April 14 by A Wikia contributor Reply


Season 3 finale Magical Mystery Cure

-BubbleMuffin
April 14 by A Wikia contributor


Twilight is not a Mary-Sue, and Applejacks parents are not dead, get used to it.

"Free Scotland! 2014"
April 14 by A Wikia contributor Reply


You have no proof. AJds parents are dead, itds been confirmed. And Twilight is or is not mary sue. Itds your opinion.
April 14 by Sentrakk


AJ&amp;#39;s parents have been hinted to be dead soo damn much it&amp;#39;s practically confirmed. And no she&amp;#39;s not a Mary-Sue, she&amp;#39;s just an OP character who for the most part isn&amp;#39;t as likable as some of the others IMO.
April 14 by Dragon Theology


There has been ZERO "damn hints" at Applejack&amp;#39;s being dead. You could only name one (the shooting stars) which at best is purely speculative. AJ&amp;#39;s parents are alive, get over it, and get used to it!

"Free Scotland! 2014"
April 14 by A Wikia contributor


The shooting stars, the fact that they are nowhere to be seen even at the reunion and her childhood, the writers themselves hinted at it.

And what evidence do you have that they are alive! At least we have speculations; all you have are get used to it statements that amount to nothing.
April 14 by Dragon Theology


Anon,they are dead.
April 15 by Dashgirl126


I think that the mane 6 should all be princesses and alicorn so the will be even. But not Pinkie she&amp;#39;ll use magic the make all the man 6&amp;#39;s cutie marks go away a keep it. Yeah,learned that from Cupcakes.
April 13 by A Wikia contributor Reply


No.
April 13 by Sentrakk


It&amp;#39;s bad enough one already got Deus Ex&amp;#39;d you wanna have all six of them go through that?
April 13 by Dragon Theology


New plot:

Celestia is cursed, Luna gives up her godhood to cure &amp;#39;Tia and turns them into a unicorn and pegasus. Luna and Celestia give the remenants of their power to Rarity, Dashie, Applejack, Fluttershy, and Pinkie, and make them alicorns and the new rulers of Equestria.

And Pinkie turns the moon into a giant disco ball and no-one ever slept again. The end.
24 days ago by 20firebird
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Пнд 20 Май 2013 12:56:44
ПАРНЯМ СТАНОВИТСЯ ИНТЕРЕСНО РАЗРАБОТАТЬ ТВОЮ ШАХТУ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 12:56:48
>>48472438

О, школьники проснулись. Какая прелесть.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 12:57:20
http://derpicdn.net/media/W1siZiIsIjIwMTIvMDgvMjIvMjJfMTJfMzVfMTE1XzgwMjc4X19VTk9QVF9fc2FmZV9lYmF5X2dvbGZfYmFsbHMiXSxbInAiLCJ0aHVtYiIsIjI1MHgyNTAiXV0/80278__safe_photo_custom_cutie-mark_merchandise_craft_ebay_golf-balls.JPG

Kyle : Which golf ball do you like from here?
April 5 by A Wikia contributor Reply


Twilight: the one with my cutie mark of course.
April 5 by Dashgirl126


I don&amp;#39;t think it was wise for Twilight to accept this change. Doesn&amp;#39;t she know that being an alicorn and a princess automatically gives her less screen time than any other character XD
April 4 by Dragon Theology Reply


Celestia (wait, let me start over) Trollestia is a hypocrite.



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Пнд 20 Май 2013 12:57:54
>>48472470
Школьники умеют вайпать?

Пнд 20 Май 2013 12:58:40
>>48472470
Щенки из мдк стали забывать что бугурт тред это не тред со
смищными
@
адвайсиками

Пнд 20 Май 2013 12:59:50
>>48472544
> Щенки из мдк
Как ты верно себя описал. Вот и возвращайся на свою парашу, школьник.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 12:59:55
>>48472544
> бугурт тред это
Антибугурт же >48465154

Пнд 20 Май 2013 13:01:56
>>48472590
Лол, не буду спорить с ньюфагом, тем боле с петушком вроде тебя. Просто поясню: до тех пор пока треды со смищьными@адвайсами юудут маскировать под бугурт треды и лепить их по 10 штук будет вайп.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 13:04:06
>>48472661
Две недели на двачах и уже олдфаг, да? Лол. А ты смешной. Что ж ты так слабо вайпаешь-то?

На-двачах-с-2008-года

Пнд 20 Май 2013 13:06:39
>>48472751
Этот тред врядли взлетит, а взлетит - снова вайп. Тащемта с 2009, но мне сдается что ты пиздабол. Нормальный анон обходит подобные треды стороной.
покормил

Пнд 20 Май 2013 13:09:05
>>48472865
Бамп на правах олдфага Еще Того Сосача с 2012 года.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 13:10:19
>>48472865
>Этот тред врядли взлетит
>меньше 50 постов до бамп-лимита
Oh, you.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 13:11:43
>>48473003
Лол, да хоть весь день новые клепайте, хоть какая-то мне развлекуха будет.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 13:12:00
>>48472865
Утешай себя.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 13:12:14
>>48465456
Бля, как же охото, чтобы у меня была такая группа. Алсо, класс именно такой, как ты и описал. Хотя, это может быть потому что мы знаем друг друга 11 лет.
Мимо-выпускник-через-5-дней-не-школьник

Пнд 20 Май 2013 13:13:21
ОСТАЁШЬСЯ ОДИН ДОМА НА ВЫХОДНЫЕ
@
ФАП, КРОССДЕРССИНГ, РАЗНЫЕ ОБРАЗЫ ТЯН И ПРОЧИЕ ДОСТАВЛЯЮЩИЕ НИШТЯКИ
@
ДВАЧЕВАНИЕ, ЛЮБИМЫЙ СЕРИАЛ НА БОЛЬШОМ ЭКРАНЕ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 13:13:23
>>48473081
Ну, что, собственно, и требовалось доказать.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 13:13:29
>>48473062
>хоть какая-то развлекуха
>полдня сагать треды
Мне тебя жаль.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 13:14:07
>>48473124
Скрой @ пиздуй.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 13:14:43
OK maybe this has been answered before, but why is Twilight becoming an alicorn such a big deal? Some say it&amp;#39;s because of more alicorns besides Celestia and Luna, some say it&amp;#39;s because of her princess status (Twilight Princess!), at least there seem to be more who aren&amp;#39;t raging about it now.

She won&amp;#39;t have to leave her friends and her personality doesn&amp;#39;t change, and she didn&amp;#39;t seem to hate the transformation, nor did her friends. It was nothing but positive for her as far as we know. As opposed to... if I have to mention Tony&amp;#39;s name one more time... and that&amp;#39;s on top of killing some of my favorite characters

It was set in stone for quite a while and changing that plan wasn&amp;#39;t one of the things they&amp;#39;d go out of their way to do for us. (Again, as opposed to 24 when they intended to bring a fan-favorite villain back in the final two seasons, but decided against it realizing how much we wanted her to return. And by no means do these 24 comparisons mean it&amp;#39;s a bad show, quite the opposite despite all that)

Best I can gather is, fear of change. Which is ironic considering MLP is different than any other show in the world you can think of, and you sorta undergo a transformation when you watch it for the first time, usually for the better
April 1 by Ghostkaiba297 Reply


I&amp;#39;ve said it before and I&amp;#39;ll say it again...

It&amp;#39;s blatent Hasbro marketing to sell more toys, the change contradicts the moral of the episode, she didn&amp;#39;t really work to earn the position, the aliconization was a poor Deus Ex explanation, it goes against the original Faust ideaology, and it happened way too soon.

To some it&amp;#39;s the fear of change, but to others it&amp;#39;s how big of a coppout it felt and how badly it was handled.
April 1 by Dragon Theology


That&amp;#39;s sort of the point. The entire point of the show in the first place was the sell toys. They use the show to sell toys. Not just to entertain. The purpose of the show, from the way beginning, was to...yes. Sell toys.
April 1 by Leaf Shade


That doesn&amp;#39;t excuse poor execution in writing. You didn&amp;#39;t watch the show just due to ponies, you watched it because it had an interesting story and flowed well. The argument can be thrown around that it was made to sell toys all day but that never excuses anything.

That&amp;#39;s like excusing a bad Sonic game saying "oh they were trying to push out the release date, like they always do so it&amp;#39;s no biggy". Like I said, it didn&amp;#39;t feel like a natural flow, and kind of felt forced on to make a few extra dollars, which should never happen even in a marketable show.

Also haven&amp;#39;t seen you around here in a bit Leaf.
April 1 by Dragon Theology


1.) Is the "sell more toys" thing really a reason to rage over it?

2.) Didn&amp;#39;t really work to earn the position? She defeated Nightmare Moon and Discord, saving Equestria twice, and also had a part to play in defeating Chrysalis and Sombra. She passed Celestia&amp;#39;s test, and she figured out a spell that even Starswirl the Bearded couldn&amp;#39;t.

3.) Way too soon? For all we know Season 4 is final season and the whole thing will be like an anime fighting the villain behind Nightmare Moon and Discord. That or they want to show more of Alicorn Twilight in regular episodes, and how much you want to bet it won&amp;#39;t be as bad as peaple predict? I&amp;#39;ve said it before, 65 is a lot of episodes, Episode 65 of Dragonball Z is the third episode of the fight with Frieza, and Beast Wars and Digimon Tamers never made it past 52 and 51, respectively.
April 1 by Ghostkaiba297


1. It&amp;#39;s not the only reason you should rage over it (I&amp;#39;m not raging, just don&amp;#39;t like it), it&amp;#39;s how badly conveyed it was done

2. She did not defeat those characters, she had the assistance of her friends (and Spike). She didn&amp;#39;t go all mano e mano, one on one like Naruto did with Pein (technically he fought more than 1 by himself). Also, leadership doesn&amp;#39;t automatically gain you princess status nor does completing 1 spell out of what over 100s that another guy did (seriously, if finishing a spell was the issue how come Star Swirl wasn&amp;#39;t royalty?), which arguably were more important than the one she fixed. Also, finishing a spell and doing all that makes you a princess, yet sacraficing your dreams out of honor and dignity and saving your friends/others from falling to their deaths doesn&amp;#39;t make you a Wonderbolt (RD)?

3. This I can&amp;#39;t really argue but I can say this...Dragonball Z went downhill after they tried to milk it out, which is what people are fearing they&amp;#39;ll do with MLP FIM (a highly reasonable fear too). I personally wouldn&amp;#39;t mind if season 4 or 5 would be the last. Hell I hope season 4 is the final season (not because I don&amp;#39;t like it but so they don&amp;#39;t milk it out too much). The new season with Alitwi might not be the end of the series like many say (those are kind of extreme statements) but with the way they are saying "nothing has changed" it runs the risk of being completely pointless and blatent that it was put in at the last moment.

I don&amp;#39;t care if you like the alicorn thing in fact it&amp;#39;s all good if you do. You have a positive outlet on it. Just understand why some don&amp;#39;t like the change like myself. I don&amp;#39;t think the series will be ruined, it&amp;#39;s just wasn&amp;#39;t really the right time for it, it wasn&amp;#39;t done in a good way, and only served to screw up the alicorn concept even worse than before. I could also argue this is a slap in the face to Lauren, but that&amp;#39;s been done to death so I won&amp;#39;t.
April 1 by Dragon Theology


Twilight discovered the magic of friendship enabling them to defeat Nightmare Moon, and she decorrupted her friends with Discord.

She is also an extremely powerful unicorn, all Celestia had to do was make sure she was worthy of the title and ready for it.

Dragonball Z I&amp;#39;m guessing the "downhill point" was either after the Frieza Saga or maybe after the Cell Saga (I heard some FanonDiscontinuity the Buu Saga). If so, the battle with Frieza ended at Episode 90, which is only one less than Season 4 ends at. The fight with Frieza begins in Episode 63, while Twilight becomes an alicorn Episode 65.

As to Rainbow Dash, I agree she should have become a Wonderbolt after saving them from falling to their deaths but how do we know she isn&amp;#39;t going to become one after Wonderbolts Academy, they&amp;#39;ve never really mentioned it since then

They&amp;#39;ve probably got plans for Season 4 and let&amp;#39;s not judge it before it comes out it could still be good
April 1 by Ghostkaiba297


Actually technically it was her friends that helped her discover the elements so she still didn&amp;#39;t do it alone. In fact, if it wasn&amp;#39;t for them, like she said, she wouldn&amp;#39;t have even been able to reach those goals.

And, again, being extremely powerful doesn&amp;#39;t really make it necessary to become royalty. If that&amp;#39;s the case, RD should have been a Wonderbolt by now. It would have made more sense to make her more of a mage or teacher of magic seeing how that&amp;#39;s where she was leading down that road anyways.

But you do have some logical points although they can be countered. And as long as your not one of those brownies who like to down others for not liking the alicorn concept, I salute you for your effort at thinking positively on the subject.
April 1 by Dragon Theology


I only hate the alicorn haters who feel it ruins the show, want to kill Hasbro, and would leave the fandom because of it. If it&amp;#39;s only on the same level as how I feel about the things that 24 did that disappointed me, then it&amp;#39;s just their opinions and I respect that

And maybe Celestia will explain in Season 4 why Twilight was chosen to become an alicorn
April 1 by Ghostkaiba297


I actually never liked Hasbro. In fact in some light I do hate them...but I also hate other corporations like Capcom, Fox, and others. So this is nothing special.
April 1 by Dragon Theology


@Dragon Theology. Hey, Brony! If you want to talk about going against the "Faust ideology" than you should be condemning "Keep Calm and Flutter On"! Faust openly stated that she hated how characters would defeat the villain by being nice to them, yet that&amp;#39;s what Fluttershy did.

Being a princess does not contradict the "moral of the episode". The moral was that Starswirl did not have friends, and couldn&amp;#39;t finish his own spell. Twilight did have friends, and proved that friendship is the most powerful magic (second to love, imo). You&amp;#39;re just being a giant baby because the show appealed to it&amp;#39;s target audience.
April 3 by A Wikia contributor


Another thing, Theology. You claim Twilight did nothing to work toward being an alicorn princess. Aside from being wrong, you&amp;#39;re a hypocrit for not saying the same thing about Rainbow Dash, who hasn&amp;#39;t done jack to become a Wonderbolt, except incessantly boast.
April 3 by A Wikia contributor


Actually, the moral was you can always change your destiny if you feel it isn&amp;#39;t right or it&amp;#39;s forced upon you...the princess thing was forced upon her so it contradicts it. And the moral wasn&amp;#39;t that friendship was the more powerful; that was the third act trying to force a Deus Ex Machina onto the character and therefore it wasn&amp;#39;t well paced. Not to mention, most didn&amp;#39;t watch the show because it appealed to the "target audience", they watched it for it&amp;#39;s interesting story and lore, which appealed to everyone.

And you&amp;#39;re statement about "Keep Calm" obviously means you&amp;#39;ve never read anything I&amp;#39;ve written other than this or even tried to look at my blogs to find it, cause if you did, you know I absolutely loathed the ending to the episode!

Also now that I&amp;#39;ve read, I&amp;#39;ll give you instances in when she showed integrity to be a wonderbolt (RD)
most powerful unicorn in Equestria for 12 episodes.

Start - The Crystal Empire Part 2, when King Sombra died

End - Magical Mystery Cure, when she becomes an alicorn
April 1 by Ghostkaiba297 Reply


Actually, she was the most powerful in all episodes sans the two you mentioned. The crystal Empire was not present in season 1 and 2, nor was its dictator.
April 1 by Roadside Picnic


He was imprisoned in ice, but he was still alive. Unless you think he was a ghost
April 1 by Ghostkaiba297


I believe both he and the Crystal Empire were trapped in suspension between the state of existence and nonexistence. That&amp;#39;s why the Crystal Empire disappeared and returned seemingly out of nowhere.
April 1 by Roadside Picnic


I think that was just the Crystal Empire, Celestia said she and Luna banished him to the ice of the Arctic North and we saw him vanish into a crevice
April 1 by Ghostkaiba297


Wow this is so exiting!!!! Twilight&amp;#39;s a princess!!!!! YAY PRINCESS TWILIGHT

Пнд 20 Май 2013 13:14:50
>>48473152
Ему адовый баттхёрт не позволит, бро.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 13:15:17
>>48473168
Well it&amp;#39;s good to see some fans are seeing the coronation in a positive light.
March 31 by Roadside Picnic


yay
April 1 by Ghostkaiba297


very much agreed, she earned it.
April 6 by A Wikia contributor


twilight sparkle is a nice,casual.smart,pretty,and emotional pony! i think she looks better as an alicorn than a plain old normal unicorn! actually,come to think about it you don&amp;#39;t see unicorns every day so it&amp;#39;s not normal at all!!!!!!anyway,check out more of these wikis which ar awesome.too as:totally spies wiki,disney channel wiki,and others! but this show is great!pinkie pie is the comedian of the show surely! D:
March 31 by A Wikia contributor Reply


I like her both as a Unicorn and an Alicorn, so it really doesndt matter to me which type of pony she is.
March 31 by FlameStar101


i like her being an alicorn. i mean rd&amp;#39;s got a new flying buddy. i just hope twilight rembers this, hunka mata, on her first day of being a princess.
March 31 by A Wikia contributor Reply


It&amp;#39;s not her princess status that bugs me, but more of her alicorn status. The mane 6 is supposed to have 2 unicorns, 2 pegasi and 2 earth ponies and it ruins the balance, and she wasn&amp;#39;t even meant to be an alicorn at first.
March 31 by Ana.Phantom Reply


I do not mean to sound like a jerk or start drama but the first syllable in Unicorn is Unique so it actually is a good thing. But if you are a fan of the show and your leaving the show. For EVERY BRONY fan out there who is leaving the fandom for this. I actually feel bad. You loved the show for a special reason and you can&amp;#39;t have it anymore cause hasbro are just some cheap mother buckers who only care about money and not everyone else -Krazzi
March 31 by A Wikia contributor


They&amp;#39;ve obviously got plans for Season 4, what with it haveing 26 episodes. Besides we already have 65 episodes of that balance
March 31 by Ghostkaiba297


I never said I was leaving the fandom...
April 1 by Ana.Phantom


And consider this: Maybe Alicorn Twilight was already set in stone and their plans were too big to go out of their way for us there, but what if Discord and Trixie&amp;#39;s reappearance, and a few other favorite moments of Season 3, were their way of trying to balance it out?
April 1 by Ghostkaiba297


What?
April 2 by Ana.Phantom


Maybe at the time they were making Season 3, they had big plans for Twilight becoming an alicorn, plans that were not fully revealed in Magical Mystery Cure but will be in the 2-part Season 4 premier. And their plans were too big to cancel them because some of us didn&amp;#39;t want Twilight to be an alicorn, which they probably realized upon reaction to Cadance being an alicorn, so to make up for it they bring back Discord and Trixie, two villains we wanted to see return, as well as canonizing the term "alicorn" which I think we came up with (correct me if I&amp;#39;m wrong)

Anyway, that&amp;#39;s my theory, and no I don&amp;#39;t know for sure
April 3 by Ghostkaiba297


A villain gets killed, people complain (even if it&amp;#39;s out of desire to see more of him). A protagonist becomes a princess, people complain. What&amp;#39;s wrong with this picture?
March 31 by Ghostkaiba297 Reply


It&amp;#39;s a Disney cliche&amp;#39;
March 31 by Filly Please


actually, it&amp;#39;s a common cliche&amp;#39;, but not one that should cause complaining.
April 6 by A Wikia contributor


if they don&amp;#39;t change her back, i&amp;#39;m leaving the fandom.
March 31 by A Wikia contributor Reply


Well goodbye, she ain&amp;#39;t changing.

Have fun knowing you are one of the most unfaithful fans in history for leaving because of this. It&amp;#39;s funny too; Sonic fans can deal with 06 being canon and yet you can&amp;#39;t deal with this one thing.

Good..freakin...riddence
March 31 by Dragon Theology


DT, you always type the things that I was about to type and usually 3 minutes early, are you a wizard?
March 31 by Filly Please


@Filly Please

more than likely DT is

my reaction to Twilight becoming a Alicorn: I ain&amp;#39;t even mad
March 31 by A Wikia contributor


No, I&amp;#39;m an eternal dragon who can tear rifts into the galaxy and go into an alernate universe where I can type comments better than you.
March 31 by Dragon Theology



March 31 by Filly Please


It&amp;#39;s immature to leave the fandom just because of one big change.
March 31 by Ana.Phantom


The only part of 06 that was canon was Solaris&amp;#39;s death and the final scene because Solaris&amp;#39;s death erased Iblis, Mephiles, and any events they caused from history

And I can deal with 24 killing favorite characters, going out of their way to omit a fan-favorite villain to avoid pleasing the fans, and even what they did to Tony...

Пнд 20 Май 2013 13:16:01
>>48473174
Перекат пилить будешь? Может, лучше сразу два-три, дабы "развлечь" этого ущерба?

Пнд 20 Май 2013 13:16:36
>>48473215
Naahhh it&amp;#39;s alright, I do that sometimes too.

Many times when I do it though. I sort of lost the meaning of my speeches. I guess that happens. When time passes we strangely get emtpy minded over minor things we do.

Well, mostly me.
April 2 by LyraHeartstring


She was a unicorn before but now shes alicorn
March 29 by A Wikia contributor Reply


You don&amp;#39;t say...?
March 29 by A Wikia contributor


No! No! No! No! No! Not Again! Not Again! Not Again! Just get out or just not say anything please!!!!
March 29 by HotHead999


I never knew that, OP.
March 30 by Leaf Shade


Mind=blown
March 30 by Roadside Picnic


Really?
March 30 by Dashgirl126

opens a bag of chips*

...I wonder how many sarcastic comments will pop up in this reply section.....
March 30 by LyraHeartstring


Oh thanks a lot for the spoilers dude, now you ruined my surprise.
March 30 by Sentrakk


OMG, I thought she was a pegasus before!
March 30 by Filly Please


Just thought of something we never thought of.

For a mythology tie-on (new villains) what about the 4 Horses (or horse shoes) of the Apocalypse? :)
March 28 by A Wikia contributor Reply


It&amp;#39;s a possibility... we did get a pure evil pony at the beginning of Season 3 who gets blown up in the end.
March 29 by Ghostkaiba297


Who is going to replace twilight? And will the fandom numbers go downhill?
March 27 by A Wikia contributor Reply


Nobody is replacing Twilight.

There may be a day where My Little Pony will be a shadow of its former self. But today is not that day. There may be a day where the fandom will dwindle into nothingness in disgust of the show, but today is not that day. There may be a day where the brony community moves on and Friendship is Magic is but a memory, but today is not that day. All things die in time. But as for today, this show is alive.
March 27 by Roadside Picnic


1. theres no need for a replacement since she&amp;#39;s not going anywhere. Why do people keep thinking she&amp;#39;ll get replaced!? She&amp;#39;s still a bucking element!!

2. if the fandom goes downhill because of this, then I would have to say this is the most pathetic fandom ever. Sonic fans endured 06 and Star Trek fans endured some of the worst movies in their names, and FIM fans want to quit because of this? Yeah, like I said, if it goes downhill, this wasn&amp;#39;t much of a fandom to begin with.
March 27 by Dragon Theology


I agree with both Roadside and DT. Twilight will not get replaced, and this fandom isndt going downhill either.
March 28 by FlameStar101


Bronies are like loyal soldiers.... but what usually happen to soldiers in the future?...

They obtain traumatic disorders which they can never let go of their memories and past....they are afraid of the new world ahead of them... afraid to what things changed.

...soon... these memories become like a heart-broken anchor that is hard to saw off. And at times... a eternal scar.

And it&amp;#39;s only when they learn let things go and live at the moment is the only time when they feel free.

It&amp;#39;s a cursed feeling... people only known as.... "nostalgia". It feels so good to experience something again,... but it hurts making you realize that something is no longer there to continue on.

This show is still good, but for how long?...It might end beautifully like the Animaniacs... or rot like Spongebob out of nowhere!

We just have to enjoy it as long as it lasts. Even if future episodes doesn&amp;#39;t turn out as we expected, we can always watch the old ones (heck, people STILL do this to Spongebob)

And as NEWER better things come in the future that we might now have know of yet, we should take out time to enjoy them too. but.... this can only WORK if we learn to let go of the anchor we call "memories" and learn to be more open minded....

..and enjoy the wonderful things that is already around us ;)
March 28 by LyraHeartstring


I endured Season 8 and the remainder of Season 7 of 24 after their worst move. (if the name Tony Almeida rings a bell, that was worse than killing David Palmer, Bill Buchanan, Edgar Stiles, and Milo Pressman combined, as well as not bringing back Mandy after Season 4 just to avoid "sensational moves")

Also this should be generating Twilight Princess jokes (related to the Zelda game) instead of hate
March 29 by Ghostkaiba297


"Sigh" I wish twilight never became a princess
March 27 by A Wikia contributor Reply


She&amp;#39;s awesome as a princess :D
March 28 by DeviantSerpent


i don&amp;#39;t think so
March 29 by A Wikia contributor


shes a horrid princess
March 29 by A Wikia contributor


Midna: Twilight Princess. Ee hee!
March 30 by Ghostkaiba297


You know what I think? In terms of personality, I think Twilight has a lot in common with Belle from Beauty and the Beast.
March 27 by Catbeast84 Reply


Hmm... I guess all she needs is a cursed deformed boyfriend then.
March 27 by LyraHeartstring


I agree Catbeast.
March 28 by Dashgirl126


Was I the only one reminded of the library in the castle scene when they enter the library in the Crystal Empire?
March 29 by Ghostkaiba297


You guys should watch this video. It doesn&amp;#39;t directly talk about Twilight, but it does talk about princesses.
March 27 by Rallinale Reply



Yep.

Though my issue is not that she&amp;#39;s a princess, it&amp;#39;s how it got handled and how the alicorn lore/situation was handled. Wrote about what I thought on alicorns and theories around alicorns in a recent blog, and I stand by what I say. Not to mention it, other characters haven&amp;#39;t even reached the goal they earned (RD *cough) and she gets it due to market and Deus Ex storytelling.

Still, those who complain about her as a princess...watch this. Being a princess isn&amp;#39;t bad if handled well and they can be a strong and helpful. Sally Acorn...nough said. And at the same time, it&amp;#39;s still a silly, stereotypical concept.

Never understood why queens are always evil.
March 27 by Dragon Theology


Nostalgia Critic. Never ceases to amaze me.
March 27 by Nihi The Brony


If he did cease to amaze you, I&amp;#39;d have to put you down Nihi, cause you&amp;#39;d obviously be going down a rapid path. ;)
March 27 by Dragon Theology

Пнд 20 Май 2013 13:17:05
>>48473215
Eeyup. Nostalgia Critic is awesome.
March 27 by Rallinale


Seeing as how this is a very popular page, I would like to express my fear for this fandom.

A few nights ago, I was checking my old fandom&amp;#39;s main page BIOSector01 &amp; I came to the realisation that this fandom may suffer a similar fate.

Our surviving Twilight&amp;#39;s change to an Alicorn reminded me of the change of Mata Nui to Metru Nui &amp; the bionicle fandom was largely unscathed.

HOWEVER, only 5 years later, the story took a shocking turn: An entirely new planet, Bara Magna.

Around this time, the very large fandom began withering away, reduced severely only a year later, when the story ended.

I would like to know other MLP fans opinions on whether we could survive an extreme change as Bara Magna. We have passed the Metru Nui stage, so the &amp;#39;killer moment&amp;#39; is coming.

Also, what do you think will be the &amp;#39;killer moment&amp;#39; change to MLP, if it ever comes.
March 26 by A Wikia contributor Reply


Extra: The fall of bionicle left a large empty space within me (Tad extreme, but I tend to obsess over fandoms (ASD).

Would any of you feel the same if MLP were to die as a fandom?
March 26 by A Wikia contributor


Your fear, however justified, is kinda unfounded. MLP is not Bionicle. The way one fandom goes won&amp;#39;t necessarily be the same way another fandom goes. Every fandom has its "WHAM moment", and it&amp;#39;s up to the fans to adjust or not -- it depends on the moment itself.
March 27 by ImperfectXIII


What do you think MLP&amp;#39;s WHAM monent will be?
March 27 by A Wikia contributor


Twilight turns to Jesus...BAM! Now she has all the powers of the universe!

That&amp;#39;s would make everyone quit the show.
March 27 by Dragon Theology


Another reference to my old fandom /\ Makuta took over the universe &amp; was the one who banished Mara Nui to Bara Magna...Guess that &amp;#39;god&amp;#39; thing has the power to end any fandom.
March 27 by A Wikia contributor


BIONICLE only ended because LEGO wanted to introduce a new story (Hero Factory). It could have continued with BIONICLE and they had big plans, but nooo... LEGO wanted a new series, and there wasn&amp;#39;t room for BIONICLE in those plans, so BIONICLE was canceled...

...I&amp;#39;ll never forgive those jerks...
March 28 by Ultrasonic9000


Supposedly, Bionicle &amp; Hero Factory were meant to run side by side, but fan backlash to Bara Magna was SO negative that Lego literally couldn&amp;#39;t afford to keep it going.

The story was quite complicated, so the new, less intelligent generation lost interest.

Lets face it, unless Lego makes MLP or reboots Bionicle (Both would be good) it will perish eventually.
March 28 by A Wikia contributor


What, Makuta wins in the books? I thought I remembered someone saying he was killed by throwing a moon at his head
April 2 by Ghostkaiba297
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Пнд 20 Май 2013 13:17:19
>>48473215

Да я тоже совсем не люблю эдвайс-треды. Обычные буттхёрт треды намного лучше. Просто весело наблюдать за баттхёртанутыми школьникамим-вайперами.

Пнд 20 Май 2013 13:18:27
ЗАРПЛАТУ ВЫДАЛИ В ЕВРАХ
@
ОНИ ДЕШЕВЕЮТ
@
ЗНАКОМЫЙ МЕНЯЕТ ЕВРО НА ДОЛЛАРЫ ПО КРОСС-КУРСУ БЕЗ ПОТЕРЬ СМС И РЕГИСТРАЦИИ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 13:19:40
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7149123840/h3D02D02F/
March 20 by Filly Please Reply


You&amp;#39;re complaining about Hasbro Redeco&amp;#39;ing things?
March 20 by Raven&amp;#39;s wing


I&amp;#39;m complaining how illogical they redeco ponies...
March 20 by Filly Please


Logic is not a word that appears in the dictionary of the Hasbro Marketing Department.
March 20 by Raven&amp;#39;s wing


is that Gen 1? wait is an OC! :O my gawd..
March 20 by Nihi The Brony


What&amp;#39;s that?
March 20 by Ana.Phantom


Oh Hasbro...you&amp;#39;re not even trying to hide how little you care about the series and the continuity
March 21 by Dragon Theology


when it comes to hasbro, logic simply fails
March 22 by A Wikia contributor


Am I the only one who found this funny? XD

"Sunset Shimmer" lol that doesn&amp;#39;t sound synonymous with the words that make up a certain lavender unicorn&amp;#39;s name.

Wonder where they came up with such an original name?
March 24 by Roadside Picnic


Shell have been an Alicorn FOREVER?!
March 20 by A Wikia contributor Reply


I was totally shocked when my 2nd least fav. character became an ALICORN!!!!! Comment back everyone cuz.... Ima new here!!!!
March 19 by A Wikia contributor Reply


Her mane kind of remind me of Stocking&amp;#39;s hair from "Panty &amp; Stocking with Garterbelt".
March 19 by A Wikia contributor Reply


OH MY GOD!!!!!
March 18 by Juan The American Brony Reply


Fanmade.
March 18 by A Wikia contributor


O_O

Uhhhhhh...

WHAT?!?

EDIT: Ohhhhhh. Hah. Okay. You got me. I&amp;#39;ll admit it, that was a good one.
March 18 by ImperfectXIII


thank you for informing me anon.

-Colorsplash-
March 18 by A Wikia contributor


IKR? Hasbro has really gone over the line here. EDIT: Same here anon. Some lie but this one seems pretty honest.
March 18 by Juan The American Brony


Geez, Im glad that&amp;#39;s fanmade.

On the downside, this means Hasbro has had Ideas so stupid that a "princess Twila" toy didn&amp;#39;t sound unbelievable...
March 18 by Roadside Picnic


D:
March 18 by Dashgirl126


My thoughts exactly, Dashgirl
March 18 by Roadside Picnic


That&amp;#39;s mainly the reason why I was sure this was real. @Picnic
March 18 by Juan The American Brony



March 19 by Filly Please


....... Kill it with fire!!!
March 19 by HotHead999


Why. Are. You. Giving. Me. A. Heart. Attack. Thatds. Not. Nice.
March 19 by Sentrakk


Well, I saw that yesterday and it gave me minor heart attack. However, the anon underneath Juands comment confirmed that it was fanmade.
March 19 by FlameStar101


Did you guys actually believe Hasbro would do that? I mean, Prince Blueblood, really? Not to mention quite a few grammatical errors...

I thought it looked like someone just took a "Princess Skyla" toy and modified it.
March 19 by PowerStar89


Yeah, I guess I fell for it, Power. Even though I know Idve seen that doll before, when it was named Skyla instead.
March 19 by FlameStar101


I think i died....
March 20 by Nihi The Brony


Oh dear god my eyes!! Somebody gauge them out with sporks!!!
March 20 by Ana.Phantom


noooooo!!!!
March 21 by A Wikia contributor


(facehoof)
March 22 by Fony Pony


Unable to add it myself, but the Japanese voice of Twilight Sparkle has been announced to be Miyuki Sawashiro
March 18 by A Wikia contributor Reply


Awesome, There&amp;#39;s gonna be a mlp anime after all! :)
March 18 by A Wikia contributor


What my little pony anime?
March 18 by A Wikia contributor


I think he&amp;#39;s joking, because of the joke made in the past that "Friendship is Magic is the best horse anime ever" (I should know, I&amp;#39;ve used it a few times myself), plus the show&amp;#39;s getting a Japanese dub.
March 18 by Jonny Manz


But what channel on japan?
March 18 by A Wikia contributor


^ TV Tokyo.
March 18 by Dashgirl126


I love Vocaloid.

I was looking for an excuse to say that.
March 20 by Ana.Phantom


Hi Twilight, i know Happy St. Patrick Day is over, but i have gifts for you.

1. [[1]]

2. [[2]]

Happy St. PATRICKS Day Twilight Sparkle

love,

Kyle Fortman

Пнд 20 Май 2013 13:21:10
>>48473384
hmm.. I personally like both of them.

I like Twilight as a unicorn because that&amp;#39;s the one that i got used to. Hmm.. let me put it like this. It&amp;#39;s like growing up on the same school for 13 years. All the memories all the fun times you had. it&amp;#39;s a great feeling to remember those great memories. It&amp;#39;s like Closing a chapter about your marvelous story/ adventures you had.

I like Twilicorn because she stepped up on a new role. It&amp;#39;s like after graduating from highschool you&amp;#39;ll take on new steps towards your future while having your memories on the adventures, the great time you have with your friends along with you and guide you along your journey. It&amp;#39;s a brand new start for a new adventure. New places to see. It&amp;#39;s like opening or reading a new chapter about your adventures towards the future.

But it all depends on how she take place on that new chapter of hers. Well that&amp;#39;s how I view things.. on twilicorn and Unicorn twilight. I personally like both of them :) no each is greater than the other :D
March 8 by Nihi The Brony


^ I agree with Nihi.
March 8 by FlameStar101


Hmmm....probably old because I don&amp;#39;t like the concept of more than two alicorns. Personality wise though, they&amp;#39;re both the same...so it doesn&amp;#39;t really matter.
March 8 by Dragon Theology


There isn&amp;#39;t much to say. I like Twilight for who she is, no matter her look, so I&amp;#39;ll say that I like them both. It is still hard to picture Twilight with wings, and you can&amp;#39;t help but miss what we were comfortable with, but that doesnt make me dislike alicorn Twilight. As long as she stays the same person, I guess I can deal with any kind of look she might be given.
March 8 by Ultrasonic9000


unicorn twi. reasons are said before.
March 8 by A Wikia contributor


I like unicorn Twilight because she&amp;#39;s so familiar to us, but alicorn Twilight still is Twilight! I can only make a definite answer after seeing more episodes with alicorn Twi in Season 4. :3
March 8 by Forest Spirit


I have to wait and see a few episodes with the new Twilight to decide.
March 8 by A Wikia contributor


I like both of them, because nothing changed about the way she is. It&amp;#39;s what&amp;#39;s in the inside that counts :) but I don&amp;#39;t care which ever one she is I&amp;#39;m gonna still watch it :)
March 9 by Applejack88


I like unicorn Twilight much better.
March 9 by PowerStar89


Future Twilight is best Twilight.
March 10 by A Wikia contributor


I just like Twilight as she is. She has grown up since Season 1 and so we should accept it. Spike won&amp;#39;t stay a little dragon forever as well, guys. Just get over it.
March 10 by A Wikia contributor


Unicorn. Although I suspect I&amp;#39;ll soon be in the minorty since people who don&amp;#39;t like the Alicorn version are being systematically driven out of the fandom.
March 11 by Timstuff


My choice: PRINNSHESH TWAILAITE 4EVA!

I have high hopes for the next season.

-Alicorn Feathers
March 12 by A Wikia contributor


I wonder if Twilight will still continue to write to Celestia about the things she learns about friendship.
March 8 by A Wikia contributor Reply


Thats a good question. But maybe she won&amp;#39;t have to anymore? What if all this time she&amp;#39;s been studying to prepare herself for something big and destiny-fulfilling and junk?
March 9 by A Wikia contributor


But didn&amp;#39;t she do the destiny-fulfilling in the finale...?
March 9 by Oakydoke


Remember the "we are all your students now" thing at the end?

-Alicorn Feathers
March 12 by A Wikia contributor


People will eventually calm down, sooner or later, and will come to tolerate Twilight&amp;#39;s change. It is just a natural process the fandom is going through. All we need is time to swallow it.
March 7 by Ultrasonic9000 Reply


Been there for a long time now. Still don&amp;#39;t like it but they could have done worse....they could have made her Jesus.
March 7 by Dragon Theology


it&amp;#39;s not like that simple my friend :) it is really depends on the person itself to see fit on twilight&amp;#39;s Transformeation, Some. take a very long time, some would acccept it easily and some might leave the fandom. It really depemds on the person itself on how they view twilight now
March 7 by Nihi The Brony


Nihi speaks the truth...even if he can&amp;#39;t handle it XD.

I&amp;#39;m the kind of dude who will point out it sucks but is willing to give it a few shots before leaving it...if it was that big to ruin the series.
March 7 by Dragon Theology


And once everyone is finally okay with it, her wings will burn off in an accident, and everyone will freak out again.
March 7 by Mocha2007andcoco


Because our pain is Hasbro&amp;#39;s delight XD
March 7 by Dragon Theology


I agree with UltraSonic.
March 7 by Dashgirl126


They won&amp;#39;t be okay with it; they&amp;#39;ll only accept it because they have to, because this is what the show is going to be from now on.
March 7 by Reversalmushroom


I was mostly surprised that this transformation would happen to Twilight, but I remained calm about the situation.
March 7 by FlameStar101


I was really shocked at first, but I guess I got used to it.
March 8 by PowerStar89


Same here Power.
March 8 by Dashgirl126


Ditto
March 8 by Roadside Picnic


I will always miss unicorn Twilight and want her back!
March 8 by TheSitcomLover


@Nihi: Well, I am not saying everyone will be come to accept it a the same time, because we as people are individuals and will therefore deal with such things in our own unique pace and way. Still, I choose to have faith that people will come around, because many of us are still grouchy and scared about the change and just need to get over it. I also have faith that Twilight&amp;#39;s change will not have that of a great impact, but that is my belief. Beside, if we don&amp;#39;t have faith, then what is the point of having a fandom, if we don&amp;#39;t believe in it?
March 8 by Ultrasonic9000


Well said, Ultrasonic.
March 8 by Roadside Picnic


Nihi the nihilist brony?

Lol sorry I am thinking about puns too much.
March 8 by LyraHeartstring


Lol... XD ...... -_(\ @lyra
March 9 by Nihi The Brony


I think it&amp;#39;s more likely that a big chunk of the the fandom is eventually going to start ignoring the show. The show has been on a decline this whole season, and I don&amp;#39;t see that trend reversing with season four-- if anything, people are going to hate season 4 even more than season 3. At least in Season 3 there was only one episode of Alicorn Twilight, but with season 4 it&amp;#39;s going to be an entire season of it.

Heck, I will go a step further and say that Season 4 will probably be the show&amp;#39;s last.
March 11 by Timstuff


I hope she.... Idk just make it happen! I dont even know what i want from her. Unicorn or alicorn? No opinion. No idea. But everything will be a-ok!
March 7 by A Wikia contributor Reply


Maybe she&amp;#39;ll go wandering about like those princesses from Adventure Time.
March 7 by Otherside86 Reply



I think that would make the show x98 more spectacular. Helping friendships across Equestria... yes! Perfect to exhibit all the different regions... seaponies, anyone?
March 8 by Oakydoke


I know it is a long shot, but to get rid of the twilight ageing and watching her friends die might be dealt with in a certain way. Maybe her friends will become alicorns too?
March 7 by A Wikia contributor Reply


neither of these will come true
March 7 by A Wikia contributor


Thanks for the vote of confidence xD
March 8 by A Wikia contributor


No, just no ;_;
March 10 by A Wikia contributor


Her friends won&amp;#39;t become Alicorns or Crystal Ponies (because they were crystal ponies, but once you leave the crystal empire you&amp;#39;re no longer a crystal pony) or anything. They&amp;#39;ll probably juss&amp;#39; stay the same, like SpongeBob has been the same peppy sponge kid who flips Krabby Patties for about fourteen years.

-Alicorn Feathers
March 12 by A Wikia contributor


I wonder how many people actually looked up the definitions of "antisocial" and "asocial" after I made that one edit.
March 7 by Reversalmushroom Reply


Did Twilight get reincarnated as an alicorn?

Пнд 20 Май 2013 13:22:29
>>48473432
Everyone thought she was pregnant when season 3 was coming out.
March 5 by A Wikia contributor Reply


Why?
March 5 by Reversalmushroom


Married, it should not take that long for their daughter (most likely) to be conceived. For some reason I thought we were talking about Cadance o.o
March 5 by Juan The American Brony


But this is the Twilight Sparkle page.
March 5 by Reversalmushroom


modified my comment, see above
March 5 by Juan The American Brony


o.o
March 5 by VocaloidFan123


Whoever thought she was pregnant needs to lay of the Mary Jane a bit.
March 5 by Dragon Theology


Pregnant? she isn&amp;#39;t even married!
March 5 by HotHead999


Marriage is so 20th century.
March 5 by Reversalmushroom


Are you suggesting Twilight had gained weight between season 2 and season 3? Wow, talk about rude! XD
March 5 by Roadside Picnic


Well, she did get a little bigger when she became an alicorn. But that&amp;#39;s after season 3.
March 5 by PowerStar89


I don&amp;#39;t know why I never liked her all that much.
March 4 by Ana.Phantom Reply


Maybe with her color?
March 4 by Nihi The Brony


Nope, it isn&amp;#39;t the color for me (if that was the case, Pinkie would be my least favo....oh wait she is). I put her at the 6th place (7 main characters).

Funny thing, last time I had this talk about favorite and least favorite involving Twilight, it ended up with a day argument claiming I was doing things to make people sad or something.
March 4 by Dragon Theology


Say Dragon Theology, why don&amp;#39;t you like Twilight Sparkle much?
March 5 by A Wikia contributor


She kinda bores me, but I don&amp;#39;t know why.
March 5 by Ana.Phantom


maybe the other twilight will appear
March 4 by A Wikia contributor Reply


For the last time...the chances of that happening are slim to none! They aren&amp;#39;t even allowed to use fan renditions because of Hasbro for really stupid reasons so even if we did see the "other Twilight", he/she won&amp;#39;t look anything like how you think he/she will.
March 4 by Dragon Theology


There are three official Twilights: Twilight Sparkle, her mother Twilight Velvet, and background pony Twilight Sky.
March 4 by A Wikia contributor


Those aren&amp;#39;t even their real names, just fan names. I doubt a background will get much appearance and why would Twilight&amp;#39;s mother have Velvet and not Sparkles as a last name. Why would they share the same first name and not the last one.
March 4 by Dragon Theology


No, Twilight Velvet and Twilight Sky are both real official names, not fan names. (Also, I&amp;#39;m not the same contributor who said "maybe the other twilight will appear"; I was just pointing out that Twilight Sparkle isn&amp;#39;t the only Twilight.)
March 4 by A Wikia contributor


Well I seriously doubt these will appear nor do they have relevance to the show since they are just recolorings made cheaply so they can be sold and Hasbro can make more money :P

Also, that is the wrong coloring for Twi&amp;#39;s mom, which shows the effort they did. While I&amp;#39;m aware they are called Twilight and are being sold, they are about as official as that Princess Skyla thing people seem to want to see in the show.
March 4 by Dragon Theology


Twilight Sky is actually a recurring background pony, though in the show he&amp;#39;s usually a Pegasus rather than an Earth pony. And the only things really wrong with the coloring of Twilight Velvet are that one of her two toys has a different-colored cutie mark (unlike her other toy and both of her collector cards) and that her non-crystal toy and collector card both leave out the white parts of her mane and tail.
March 4 by A Wikia contributor


I thought Everyone was worried about princess Skyla, I guess im wrong. I think im the only one who dont wants Princess Skyla be canon... @DT
March 4 by Nihi The Brony


As significant I mean not playing even a tiny bit of role in the story at all. So, while I doubt any of these will have a big moment, I&amp;#39;m not going to deny that they "appeared"
March 4 by Dragon Theology


Oh and trust me Nihi, you and me both. They&amp;#39;ve already stomped the only 2 alicorn thing to the ground enough and all for product placement. We don&amp;#39;t need to see anymore in the show. Hasbro should keep that stuff to themselves :P
March 4 by Dragon Theology


I personally am indifferent to whether or not princess Skyla will appear in the show. But I can&amp;#39;t imagine how she would be implemented into the show. I&amp;#39;ve heard fans depict her as the daughter of Cadance, and yet from my understanding she in no younger than the CMC. So unless there is an episode that contains traveling forward in time, I don&amp;#39;t think Skyla would be the daughter of Cadance. On the other hand, I can&amp;#39;t imagine a child being the head of a country, so I doubt she would be a new princess to meet. I have thought of two possibilities.

First is that she too is learning the responsibilities and traditions of royalty alongside Twilight, perhaps playing the role of something along the lines of a deuteragonist

The second possibility is that she merely does not appear in the show, which is fine, I wouldn&amp;#39;t care.
March 4 by Roadside Picnic


Well it is Hasbro, they&amp;#39;ll do it if they think the can make money off children and parents. :P
March 5 by Dragon Theology


Could Skyla be the sister of cadance or blueblood or anybody else?

Twilight Sparkle. Sparkle is not her last name. Shining sparkle? shining armor sparkle?

Apple cobbler Apple Jack Apple bloom and many other share the first part of their names. Jack, bloom. are not last names. They are sisters. It like their first name or first and middle name.

The Cakes seem to be their last name. Mrs. Cake has a cutie mark of Cupcakes and It would be werid if she has her name would been Cup before marring Carrot cake. So, I wonder if cupcake is her first name? And it is cupcake cake. or really they just take the last part of their first name and have different last names. I think her name is cupcake and just married another cake.. carrot cake.. Confusing isn&amp;#39;t. Even if the wiki says it is their full names, I don&amp;#39;t think any of the ponies has last name or if they have, they have not been shared. Mr carrot cake, and mr cupcake cake?? Not unless it is cup cake.. but not seeing her cutie mark being cupcakes, with her name being cup. lol that is funny to think. They Really the only ones to known to all share the last name or last part of their firstname..or middle. when the apple family shares the first name.. Not unless it is Applejack Apple. Apple bloom Apple.. Big Mac Apple.
March 5 by A Wikia contributor


Pong Names work differently than our names. They don&amp;#39;t have last names. They have one-part, or a two-part name with the exception of Cadence and Hayseed Turnip Truck.
March 5 by A Wikia contributor


Lol pong names.
March 6 by A Wikia contributor


Twilight has wings equals the end of the world. Go and keep a show going for that long and then complain. I mean, grow up.
March 4 by Maraudersrock Reply


your last scentence is invalid
March 5 by A Wikia contributor
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Пнд 20 Май 2013 13:24:44
>>48469137
>подкаченый
НА ДОСКЕ ВСЕ ПИШУТ БЕЗ ЕДИНОЙ ОШИБКИ
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ЗАЛЕТНОГО ДОЛБОЁБА ДРУЖНО ГНОБЯТ И ИЗДЕВАЮТСЯ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 13:27:07
ВИЛКОЙ В ГЛАЗ ИЛИ В ЖОПУ РАЗ
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ТЫ ГЕЙ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 13:28:03
САЖЕМЕТ ВРЫВАЕТСЯ В ТРЕД, КОГДА ОН УЖЕ ИССЯК
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ВСЕМ ПОХУЙ НА ЕГО УСИЛИЯ

Пнд 20 Май 2013 13:29:11
Ну хорошо, вот вам моя мечта школьных лет:
Я ПРИХОЖУ К ЕОТ ДОМОЙ ПОМОГАТЬ С АНГЛИЙСКИМ
ЕОТ НАЧИНАЕТ СОБЛАЗНЯТЬ МЕНЯ, ВКЛЮЧАЕТ МУЗЫКУ, ТАНЦУЕТ СТРИПТИЗ ЛОЛ
МЫ ЕБЕМСЯ НА ДИВАНЕ, МЕДЛЕННО КАК В ЭРОТИКЕ
ПОТОМ МЫ ВСТРЕЧАЕМСЯ, ЕЗДЕЕМ ПО ГОРОДАМ МИРА И ЕБЕМСЯ ВЕЗДЕ ГДЕ ТОЛЬКО МОЖНО


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