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Hi All! Let&#39;s speak in English language in this thread.
И ты сразу обосрался.
I&#39;m bad speak english, but I can try. Without google translater.
На оппике флаг сша а не Великобритании.
Lets try. Last time it was at high school 3 years ago. What about you, OP? tell us a real cool story for starting this thread.
Just say: "I&#39;m bad in English"
Well, fine. What do you want to talk about? Don&#39;t forget to fix me if I obosralya somewhere.
U&#39;ve obosralsyaed everywhere.
&#39;bout your mummy
i am old fat fag
You it&#39;s me, bro.
Россия - для русских и по-русски!
Fine. She is cute, 48 years old and she ill now. What about yours?
am rusian bidlo so i can`t speak english.
Фак ю битчез. Айм рашн алфа-кун. Гоу хом.
English is way more beautiful language then Russian.
латинские буквы изжили себя. Пришла эра кириллицы
Yo, whatsup motherfuckaz, im from Brooklyn, khnamsayin?
From ma heart to yall niggas, know what im sayin?
WAKE UP, AMERIKOS, YOU OBOSRALSYA
How translate "Love is all we need": Любовь это всё что нам нужно or любовь нужна всем нам?
fckin niggaz. \0
Suo guys. What&#39;s happenning in this ITT thred?
K guys, I&#39;m at upper-intermediate or whatever level now and I&#39;m gonna improve my skill in English this summer cluck-cluck enrollee-not-schoolboy-already and start learning new language. So what language do u commend me to learn? inb4 shit-tier languages, a.k.a. Japanese, Chinese, French
We all doing barrel roll.
Хай алл! летс спик ин инглиш лэнгриджщ ин зис тред.
Сэнкт-петребсург-кун хиар.так лучше?
Wenn die Soldaten
durch die Stadt marschieren
am lerning Czech now. at first I thought it will be easy, but then... AAAAWTF
†ffnen die M”dchen
die Fenster und die T¬ren
Ei warum? Ei darum!
Ei warum? Ei darum!
Sosi huy tupoy ebaniy debil.
Ei bloЏ wegen dem
Ei bloЏ wegen dem
Schnauzbart und Sterne
так намного лучше
becos we fucked your mom, that`s why
Herzen und k¬ssen
Die M”dchen so gerne.
Eine Flasche Rotwein
Und ein St¬ckchen Braten
Кетайский самый простой, его-учи и все
Schenken die M”dchen
Ei warum? Ei darum!
Ei warum? Ei darum!
Май нейм из Александр Невский. Ай лив ин ЮЭСЭЙ. Лондон из э кэпитал оф Грейт Британ. Май фэйворит сабжект из инглиш. Ай ноу и вел. Траст ми.
Ei bloЏ wegen dem
Ei bloЏ wegen dem
Собачий язык не нужен /тхреад.
It&#39;s pretty good that we all are meet here.
Hai Aim lerning inglish sekond yer, iz mai inglish bed? Lets tolk abaut geimz, whoo wanna plei league of legends vith me? aid laik to get sambadi for duoQ
Wow wow wow, guys, we got a badass over here. What should we do?
German or Korean korean wave посаны, чем можно заменить русское "же?"
Wenn im Felde blitzen
Bomben und Granaten,
Hello GUYS! How I can improve my talking eng? If I talk wth myself everething is fine but when I try to talk wth someone else I forget all words.
Анон кидал пасту с пикабу, как один кун за несколько месяцев выучил английский. Он там погрузился в американскую атмосферу, нк ты понел короче.
But you just bydlo.
Weinen die M”dchen
Um ihre Soldaten.
Hello, I&#39;m the Doctor, President Elect of the High Council of Time Lords, Keeper of the legacy of Rassilon, Defender of the Laws of Time, Protector of Gallifrey.
keep reading 2ch
Lol, me dog did same shit this morning
Хуесосы, старающиеся показать себя дохуя знающими инглиш, делая дохуя ошибок и пишущие "как нигеры еба мазафака бич".
Guys, can you recommend me some English literature, that I can easily read with my skill Saw entire Doctor Who in original without subs?
Убейся дибил тупой, и отговорку свою съешь, слава он забывает, у тя уровень развития между обезьяной и человеком чтоли, сурок Блять, как ваще живешь то
Go home, yankeys. Have u got no fuckin homes of you&#39;re own?
Kick off that bastard.
Promise me first, what you will not laugh at my accent.
Ты, долбаеб, так и не можешь запомнить, что не SANKT, а Saint? И не PETERBURG, а Petersburg?
NOW U CAN GO FUCK UR SELF
Oh, for god&#39;s sake stop posting Doctor Who in every fucken thread.
Hello gayz, I want try work to U.K., how do this?
I completely understed you, lol.
Saint-Petersburg, you faggot!
Fluent English speaker reporting (2 years spent in UK), ask your answers!
С твоим английским, логикой и мозгами, никак, слоепок блять
Anon, help me, please!
No biggie, will do.
И ты сразу обосрался.
Столько ньюфагов, что у меня МЕССЕРШМИТ
Japanese basics in 24 hours ITT!
fuck you, buster
Кто как учил, колитесь котаны.
lol dlya pidorov
U know guys, what&#39;s bad in THESE threads? That ugly motherfucker who start talking about grammatic. Can we just talk together without this shit?
With teacher.inb4: dumb
What&#39;s up, fellows! Now it is Doctor Who&#39;s thread. Here, we will discuss, who can be the 12th Doctor, Ponds/Clara, 10th/11th. Let&#39;s the battle begins!
Please go away with this shit!
I&#39;m thinking about German and Spanish. Spanish is language of most Latin America and German is just the most beautiful language in the whole fuckin world. Also Germany is first economics in Europe so I think it&#39;s practical to learn German.
Clara is better then Ponds, but her acting is awfull.
Shit>Ponds vs Clara>10th vs 11th
Little fix :3
I watch movies... A LOT OF THEM.
Играл в англоязычные игрушки, пользовался англоязычным софтом
Are you sucking dicks?
Actually, Rory was good, but Amy - just fucking whore, nothing more.
>>50391037>Let&#39;s the battle begins!
СРАЗУ РАСПИДОРАСИЛО begins БЛЯТЬ.
Ну откуда столько уебанов с таким уебищным английским :(
you mean Saint-Petersburg, faggot?
two teas this men!
Из России придурок.
Okay. You can stay here.I&#39;M WATCHING YOU
No we&#39;r not. If we will do it in your way, the thread don&#39;t make any sence.
>>50390951DON&#39;T ANGRY ON HIM! IN RUSSIAN IT CALLED TRALL! >>50390763
Geneticheskii rab shtole? Rabotat&#39; on hochet. Sovsem ebanulsya.
как можно слушать эту безголосую шлюху? Послушайте любое её лайв выступление. Это такая борода, просто пиздец.
Guys, where can I improve my grammar? It really sucks.
У русских людей проклятье - отсутствие чувства чужого языка, от этого всем извесный уровень английского у русских - никакой, а некоторые еще гордятся этим
I love River, she is sexy milf, thats all.
Here! Right now!
I keep some questions for you.But my English little bad
She is ugly, look at her.
Buy Murphy&#39;s book, I can photo it if u need
Raymond Murphy - English Grammar in Use. Good and pretty simple to studying book.
London is the capita; of great britain!
Это твоя личная теория?
Thank you, you are cute anon.
Ты хотел сказать?
>>50389081ЗДРАВСТВУЙТЕ ВЕСЬ! ПОЗВОЛЬТЕ НАМ ГОВОРИТЬ В АНГЛИЙСКОМ ЯЗЫКЕ В ЭТОТ НИТКА. Sankt-Peterburg-kun ТУТ. >>50391458
Why? In my opinion it&#39;s better tha Russian.
LISTENING TO SABATON
WALKING IN CIRCLES IMAGINING THAT YOU&#39;RE ONE OF THE WW2 SOLDIERS
>>50389081SUCK MY MEMBER)))
ЧффйцЩ йфъу УцЧ хЫф чаЧ ъхЧбг ЧфЬцг хй гЮъс УхчЧЪух шЧфЪШшф йфъчх йфщ ЧфшЬч
Котаны, что думаете про Дмитрия Петрова с его полиглотом? Косательно ингриша офкоз.
You&#39;re bad boy, cause you make mess here. Be calm, pls.
>>50391554>It&#39;s really sucks.
Are you fucking dumbass?
Sorry, sometimes I make mistakes. I am not very good in foreign languages, this is my damnation. I even dont know, am I wrote word "languages" right or not.
САБАТОН О КИКУМАС
МАРУ О ИКУМАС
AHAHAHAHA GO AWAY FAGGOT
>>50391580NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN! >>50391455
Seems like a good shit, thanks.
Pedicabo ego uos irrumabo, matres tali stupri pissing eos in f‘ciem
2 Pork Chops! by John Masters
Btw this thread is shit. I strongly recommend all schoolkids to roll to the ball just to make this thread somehow viable. Too late though to do something. All is lost АЗАЗАЗ.
Why do you think so?
I got 100 out of100 in English at university. Ask your answers, faggots
>>50391632>It&#39;s really suck.
or>It really sucks.
Њ†‰‰Џ Ђ…љЉ Ђђ‰ ‹Њ ‹Љ Њ’†Ђ†Њ Ћ†…‰Џ „ЂЋ„…љ ™ЊЉ …Ћ™љ‰Џ Њ„Ќ ’Њ „”ђ‰Ќ
I love USA and want to live in San-Francisco. And you?
>>50391554>it&#39;s better tha Russian.>tha
Hello, for what money you suck my dick without condom?
Это истина блять, не ясно чтоли. Вон в той же дании тебе даже 8 летняя девочка дорогу на английском покажет, да еще
и пошутит, а в рашке никто на англиском не говорит, если и говорят, то это полный пиздец какой-то. Стыдно за русских.
Живу третий год в дании кун
>>50391673YES IT IS
ENJOY THE REIGN OF THE GREAT METAL KINGS&#39; PANZER BATALLION
Thx, brothers. It is a good lesson for me.
And? Check out my post again, stupid retard.
>>50391765NEW MEME OF DVACH >>50391714
That&#39;s funny, dumbass
>>50391711Я ИМЕЮ 100 ВЫХОДЯТ ИЗ 100 В АНГЛИЙСКИЙ В УНИВЕРСИТЕТЕ. СПРАШИВАЕТ ВАШИ ОТВЕТЫ, ГОМОСЕКСУАЛИСТЫ
хэло гайс.лет спик ин русинглиш ин зис тред?
I love U.K. and want to live in London or Glazgo.
That&#39;s cool! You mean national test?
I just push the play button and my mind fly far away from these world. U will do not understand.
My English is very bad. Fuck you.
i love you too :3
I am mostly agree with this guy, but, to be honestly, for example in Germany very low level of people, who know english, but still higher than in Russia. Anyway, in Scandinavia everything is ok.Living in Finland - kun
Как можно жить там где бритиш акцент нк понемаю, он же ппц слух режет
At English, moodeelow. At.
One of the best in Ukraine. I got a teacher from usa.
So guys, can you tell me about ENGLISH PUNCTUATION?
>>50391995МОЙ АНГЛИЙСКИЙ ЯВЛЯЕТСЯ ОЧЕНЬ ПЛОХИМ. ТРАХАЕТЕСЬ ВЫ. >>50392034>in UkraineAHAHAHA, OH WOW! >>50389081
hohol itt, ask your answers
май нэйм ис антон анд айм фифтин еарс олд.аск ур квешнс.
The same that russian
Посоны, объяснить понятным языком, когда юзать "the", а когда "a"?
I have a lot of problems in that area too (
Yes, I&#39;m virgin.
>>50392092IN FIRST TIME READ LIKE PENETRATION >>50389081
my name Anon i like swim in sea and listen rep and dubstep)
I love british accent, when i was studying in high school, our teacher tought us to speak with it.
The most prestigious university in Russia - Sharaga University, it has its departments all over the country and offers to people without intellectual skills at all proper education and diploma for great prices.
How is it, to feel, that you live in Saloland?
But sometimes American or English ignore commas. Why?
>>50392181ДА, Я ЯВЛЯЮСЬ БОГОРОДИЦЕЙ. >>50392169
Когда имеешь что то в виду, то the, когда нет, то a .. можно даже из названий вывод сделать - определенный и неопределенный артикль
the когда определенное что-то, а а когда один из (one)
R U TRALLING ME?
В школе на последней парте.
Why are all y&#39;all so bad at Ebglish
Replacing you with U doesn&#39;t make you look like a native Engbog speaker, Jesus fuck
Stop joking on me, faggot.
The - когда множественное число или о чем то конкретном, a, an - в остальных случаях.Хотя один хуй, как мудак объяснил.
Ну и пик. Максимум безысходность.
Но когда игори играем смотрим кино итд нигде бритиша нет же
In France many peoples know English, but nobody will speak.
Yes. In fact I&#39;m leaving in Ukrainian Sankt-Peterburg. I mean its the city of students where I live.
Is there anything wrong?
Aw, i get it - level /b/ english.
I guess it does not exist. Let&#39;s pretend what that is true.
What university? Tell us more details. What department? Field of science?
Teach us Ebglish god
BUT IT&#39;S QUICKER, NO?
>>50392361ОСТАНОВИТЕСЬ ШУТИТЬ НА МНЕ, ГОМОСЕКСУАЛИСТ.
Hello all, i was learning english language in high school. You could ask me about anything.
Like in Europe. Of course.
До сих пор не знаю, в школе вроде нихуя не учил, а знаю, лол.
Because it is easy to write and if you are not a stupid you will understand.
Did you do barrel?
But your county isn&#39;t the part of European Union.
if any of you custard who know the Russian language? I study Russian language in school and I would like to ask you a few questions.
Can you please drive away Putin?
I never did. And i&#39;m not sure what i will.
I&#39;m not pidor, I&#39;m virgin, dumbass.
You watch movies in russian translation, aren&#39;t you?
Let me guess... Harkov?
It&#39;s just two fucking letters, and it makes you look like a silly ass Facebiik dyke
Hi there, i am learn english about 2 years.
But i know nothing.
present continious fix
>>50392357ПОЧЕМУ ЯВЛЯЕТЕСЬ ВСЕ ВЫ ВСЕ ТАКОЙ ПЛОХОЙ ОКОЛО Ebglish
ВОЗВРАЩАЯ ОБРАТНО ВЫ С U НЕ ДЕЛАЕТ ЗАСТАВЛЯЕТ ВАС ВЫГЛЯДЕТЬ КАК ПРИРОДНЫЙ Engbog ГОВОРУН, ИССУС ТРАХАЕТСЯ
You&#39;re right. So I think in Russian it&#39;s difficult to understand without commas.
What a nice easygoing anonymous! :3
I would like to see more people like that here on 2ch.
In the name of sanity, stop, you faggot, I cant laugh anymore!
Im writing from my Android so sorry if I&#39;m not answering you all.
Kun with 100 out of 100. 1 year of study.
Добрый день,аноним.Я хотеть спрашивать у ты несколько вопрос о руссий язык.Есть тут русский человек?
Why that was incorrect, explain me
You can be virgin and gay at the same time.
or sould there be just present simple?
- You are faggot, did you know?
In English commas isn&#39;t needed, because E. have more rules that permit not used punctuation.
Я очень говняно написал, Анон?
давно тебя искал
>>50392658Я ЯВЛЯЮСЬ НЕ pidor, Я ЯВЛЯЮСЬ БОГОРОДИЦЕЙ, НЕМОЙ. >>50389081
Ya tvoy mama ebal.
guys, can u discuss with me?
What about go and wstch some videos at YouTube? That very easy and you learning automatically.
I didn&#39;t understand you there > E. have more rules that permit not used punctuation.
ЛАХАНТА ЭС ТА МУЛОКА
ВУ А ТА ФАК
Oh, I get it, I get it... LVIV?
We are speak to the axtent possible level.
stuped rus cu,m
>>50392645БАНКА ВЫ ПОЖАЛУЙСТА ВЕДИТЕ АВТОМОБИЛЬ ОТСЮДА Putin? >>50392725
Yep. In russian it looks weird.
Good evening to everyone in this thread.
10grade level of english-kun
What are you doing in Finland? Working, studying? If studying, where? Hopefully coming to Finland this year this summer
, currently waiting for an invitation letter from Finnish UAS.
How it possible?
Yolo can u give me link for good eng-learn channel?
>>50392926> E. have more rules that permit not used punctuation.
В ангельском много правил что дозволяют не использовать пунктуацию.
Ternopil is the capital of Ukrane.
When you in detroit u run red lights
>>50392805ВЫ МОЖЕТЕ БЫТЬ БОГОРОДИЦЕЙ И ВЕСЕЛЫЙ В ОДИНАКОВОЕ ВРЕМЯ. >>50392803
If you laughing at the object you sat it. But if you&#39;re laughing at some event or action that&#39;s that. Ok?
It&#39;s just a feeling. If you learn English you&#39;ll dont have to think about it.
Yes, I&#39;m studying. In what, actually, UAS you applied?
Maybe you like watch gay porn or feel attraction to males but never had gay sex in your life.
i no understend what you say)
In which, if you don&#39;t mind me fixing that for you.
You may fuck yourself with dildo.
Good evening, buddy. How is your mood?
VAMK. Got 80 points on TOEFL though - the very minimum, but that was enough. Where are you studying though?
Its prostata massage.
Shane Dawson channel. He&#39;s funny.
>>50393302>with a dildo
Are you joking, lalka?
hai gaiz) am dont now vo chto mne playing: defense of the drevnie or in follaut. Plias help mi on zis question) with mi NEFTI)
sorri! u cant do it! EBIN X---------DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
I speak amazing. But my grammar is slightly bad (
pls spik inglish bro. im dont undestand u
It&#39;s the training tread before 4chan sally.
Who&#39;s gonna by ps4 later this year? I want is soo bad.
Yes. Ask your questions.
The mood is crappy, mate. I&#39;ve been jerking-off all day long, then read some crap, baked young potatoes which turned out...crap.
But I already did. Sorry, mate. (
But it wont have games. Igor is gonna drawn.
Hi anons its not EOT pls not skrivai. Delo in tom wut have one tyan. And shishka dimitsa. what i may fuck him on ass? pls help mea.
Well, not in yours I&#39;m a little bit paranoid, so excuse me, I cant said where I&#39;m studing.
. V - is it Vantaa or something? And, my congratulations. Nevermind about your TOEFL points, here big part of russian&#39;s completely cannot into english.
fak! i heit u! blu gay!
Do you suck dicks? And by the way, I heard your mother is a cheap hore...
Is that all is true?
I think they all are being jealous.
even for a fat man like you.
you mean "predachello", m8? are you a hikka?
I want meet with Lana IRL but we are live in cruel world of pain. So sad.
A knyght ther was, and that a worthy man,
That fro the tyme that he first bigan
To riden out, he loved chivalrie,
Trouthe and honour, fredom and curteisie.
Ful worthy was he in his lordes werre,
And therto hadde he riden, no man ferre,
As wel in cristendom as in hethenesse,
And evere honoured for his worthynesse.
At alisaundre he was whan it was wonne.
Ful ofte tyme he hadde the bord bigonne
Aboven alle nacions in pruce;
In lettow hadde he reysed and in ruce,
No cristen man so ofte of his degree.
In gernade at the seege eek hadde he be
Of algezir, and riden in belmarye.
At lyeys was he and at satalye,
Whan they were wonne; and in the grete see
At many a noble armee hadde he be.
At mortal batailles hadde he been fiftene,
And foughten for oure feith at tramyssene
In lystes thries, and ay slayn his foo.
This ilke worthy knyght hadde been also
Somtyme with the lord of palatye
Agayn another hethen in turkye.
And everemoore he hadde a sovereyn prys;
And though that he were worthy, he was wys,
And of his port as meeke as is a mayde.
He nevere yet no vileynye ne sayde
In al his lyf unto no maner wight.
He was a verray, parfit gentil knyght.
But, for to tellen yow of his array,
His hors were goode, but he was nat gay.
Of fustian he wered a gypon
Al bismotered with his habergeon,
For he was late ycome from his viage,
And wente for to doon his pilgrymage.
Тому, кто скажет откуда это без гугла - булочка за счет заведения
>>50393765> you mean "predachello", m8?
oh sori. yes ai m8 it. jast am nubie on ingl. spik)>are you a hikka?
es(( ic mak me sad((
You are just poor angry and stupid little student. You don&#39;t know much.
To be fair, i fing her ugly.
Nope, but the kinds of questions you ask make me think that you are latent gay. Its no shame bro, its 21 century, you can cpme out of the closet and stop hating everyone and enjoy big black cocks in your mouth.
>>50391090>is the first
This here nigga knows what&#39;s what. English a shit, &#39;merican is where it&#39;s at.
Lol. She hates her fans. She left her fans in Russia. Just a cheap cracked whore.
I misstyped "find" - notebook keyboard and my fingers-sausages
Thank you Anon. It&#39;s Vaasa - really small town with 65k of people or something. I have no idea how am I gonna make it, because I am going completely on my own. Like I mean that nobody is even gonna meet me at airport or something. That makes me nervous, but I know that in the end it&#39;s gonna worth it. Aren&#39;t you that guy from /em/ that started second Finland thread?
Why was it bad to be a black Jew?
Because you had to sit in the back of the oven.
It&#39;s ok bro, i find your mother ugly but still fucked her all night long.
Oh. I am starting learn English half year ago. And I still newbie, can&#39;t talk, can&#39;t interview, just watch movies and read some books. Need more training.
Go to rozochka.
Hmm... actually I&#39;m an open gay.
Как перевести на русский implying implications?
So, ok, and how it, to live in Lviv?
Hell yeah bruh, murrica is the best, europe is gay, russia is muslim, other countries are just banana republics.
But she&#39;s dead.
And? In which connection with fans?
Because she promised she&#39;ll come, but than she just lifted fer fans in Russia.
She is not hate her fans. You talks bullshit. Back in Moscow she was sick. That&#39;s why concert has been canceled.
You will welcome into 4chan
I was knew that.
ow she! vi hev som oldfag herr!
Congratulations bro, Im straight but I respect honor people no matter if they&#39;re gay, bisexual or natural.
Oh it&#39;s really sad to read.
I know that feel. Life&#39;s so chore, mate.
She have a tripper?
My advice - just watch movies in original language.
Yes yes. Sick. And on the following day she performed in Ukraine.
Back to English 101, chuckle fuck.
She caught a cold.
No, it wasnt me. Relax, everything gonna be ok, I was in terrible nervous breakdown, when I started my education, I asking myself everyday "Jesus, what the hell I&#39;m doing here, my knowledge of English not enough, and knowledge of Finnish too, maybe I&#39;ll not understand what the teachers will say?". But then, after 2 or 3 weeks I was ok. Actually, studying in Finland pretty easy, so, just relax, and good luck, man. :3
>>50389081Bad in Engreesch, but
ja mogЙ mЈwi· po polsku, ale nikt nie rozumie mnie, na pewno.
Is this thread about preparing to invade KC? 4chan won&#39;t notice them
Are you crazy? Latvia.
And I like Madonna and everybody starts laughing at my. When I was at school I was bullied.
But now im feeling great except I&#39;m single :(
Все понимают тебя, но зачем заниматься таким гавноедством как писать по польски?
Значэнне ведаеш, курва
Rate my English, /b/!
I will tell you a short story about me and op&#39;s mom. I worked as a mailman for a little while last summer to earn some cash. It was a hot summer day, I was walking door to door delivering some papers, doing my job. My shirt was soaking wet, I had to take it off, or I would dehydrate and fucking die. So I took it off and rang next door. It opened and revealed a superhot mature woman. Cougar, right? She wore red topic and her breasts were tightly fit, nipples sticking out. Her blue pants were all wet, so I could see panty lines and even her pussy like a camel toe.
Should I continue?
>>50394421>I asked myself
Fix. I guess now it is right.
Write some Polish poetry.
Make your road to 4chan, sooqee. It&#39;s russian imageboard, right? So ooebyvayte.
Im a huge fan of mirror&#39;s edge game. Hi!
Amy, I love you! Doctor and Rory - stupid boys.
Hey, Im not that who you talking with, but I have some questions about studying in Finland. Is there any Master&#39;s programm in English? How about tuition fees, are they resonable? Do people in Finnland understand English or Russian outside the campus?
Lol. Nice eng, bro
Розумiю тебе, брате.
We&#39;ve brought some letters in the world of slavic runes.
How much? Gay interested kun
ME a shit, though. The remake is bound to be as shitty as the original.
I HAVE A STRONGEST BONER. Continue!
You suck a carrot?
Do you do barrel rolls? Do you suck dics?
Let&#39;s talk about spelling then. GRAMMAR.
You just shit-eater, man, even Marta was better, even Rosa. Amy - just sexy stupied whore.
We are all russians here. Dont you know that?
Too fat, fucking luser. Go play call of shity
Nobody asked you for that. Btw check the definition of the word "rune"
Fixed. Do not thank.
All right! This chat is wonderfully.
Thank you Anon. Good luck with your studies too.
Hey, hey. What are you doing? I mean guys, not gays.
Ok. I try to write first post without help of translator or grammar books. And what i must develop better: grammar or vocabluary?
Please, fix my mistakes.
No, I put it in your asd
two cups of tea to this man!
And what &#39;bout hohly, boolbashi,and hachee? Heard there are plenty of &#39;em.
Girls like Madonna, so I think you easily can find female who share your interests.
All will OK!
Suck the cock, bydlo!
>>50394920>I try>what i must not sure if it&#39;s wrong or not
Well, grammar will help you to use your vocabluary properly.
COD is just as shitty.
No, seriously. ME has no redeeming qualities whatsoever.
Shitty combat system, dumb plot, shitty ending and setting in conjunction with "muh freedums" and "muh family" make overall a pretty shitty game.
Graphics sucks too, there&#39;s no reflections at all, only an underageb& would take this piece of shit of a game seriously and actually play it non-ironically.
Also, guyz can we nabizhat
ride to 4chan&#39;s /int/ and live there?>>50395046
Prosti, ne ponyal tebya.
Two cup of tea at these table.
Aw. I forgot youre gay, my bad. But I thought that Madonna is pretty popular in gay community, isnt that true?
NO, AMY - SEXY AND CLEVER, MARTA / ROSA - FRIGHTS.
Sorry for caps.
That&#39;s was a test and you passed it!
All four you money
Hey, faggots. I am true /b/tard and you are cancer.
According to abu&#39;s pic they are more like diaspora.
I do in my dreams.
Only /b/. Only hardcore!
>>50395190>That&#39;s was a test
THAT WAS A TEST, THAT, lalka
Id like to try her pepsi cola, but it wont never ever happen, so sad.
>>50394627>Is there any Master&#39;s programm in English?
Education in Finland is totally free, you will pay only for habitation - dormitory or own flat. And for food and clothes.>Do people in Finnland understand English or Russian outside the campus?
English - yes, Russian - no.
It&#39;s so fucking BORING here. I&#39;m disappointed.
Oh...You are faggot.
англичане - оральные прелюбодеятели!
Пиздуй отсюда на свой форум или туда, откуда ты пришёл.
>>50389081ROSSIYA DLYA RUSSKIH! V ROSSII GOVORYAT PO RUSSKI, VOT UEBIVAYTE V SVOI PINDSTAN I TAM PIZDITE, UEBKI! >>50395304
Both 4chan and 2ch is shit.
Late - means RETARDED?
4 years in dormitory and still virgin, am I hikka enough?
Here you go, bro.
So yeah, I was standing there like a fucking idiot and staring at her. I just couldn&#39;t take my eyes off of her! Her long blonde hairs were resting at her nice tanned shoulders, and her red lipstick went very good with her baby blue eyes. I felt that my dick is getting hard, and my mind was going all crazy, drawing me scenes of how I fuck her right here in the doorway. It might seem strange for a passer-by: young shirtless boy and hot milf staring at each other. I bet we were thinking about the same thing - having wild sex right now. She was looking at me, no, she was tearing me apart with her eyes, I could see that, I could feel that. Finally, she noticed a mailman bag and asked me: "Do have something for me?" "Oh, yeah, bitch, I have something for you! Right here in my pants!" - my thoughts nearly slipped out from my mouth. What I&#39;be really said was to stutter "Yeah". "Then come on in, boy" - she said and invited me in with her finger. My heart was pumping very hard and my head got a little dizzy. She turned around and my eyes clenched onto her ass, that big fucking ass dangling up and down
Are retarded people the ones who tarded twice?
Yeah, you are true hikka.2 years at home
Go and put you grammar in the asshole.
What? Are you kidding me? I am not gentleman, i am a /b/tard.
I suddenly OBOSRALSYA
You are not btard, you faggot.
Yo watz crakin locs!
Talkin broken english in here, bitch !
Made my day, two cups of tea for him!
I know that feel...
Its like choosing between shit and piss.
Do have a little Gay Fox bought pineapple mask?
Wiggers in this thread! Call Eminem!
2ch always in my heart, baby!
I am 20 and I have a beard, also I am a virgin.
How long are visited 2ch?
So go fuck your little sister with proofs. Then it will be great thread.
Hey guys, what you think about vocaroo-thread on english?
Proove it or gtfo.
Stupid idea. I cannot into right pronunciation.
Typical b-tard. Also I am 22 and I am a virgin too.
Vocaroo-threads for faggots.
>>50396137>about MAMKU TVAU JA EBAUT, SUKA >>50396261
Do you have friends? If have, how much?
Старая паста. Сажа.
Eminem aint shit!
I have 2 best friends.
You are not b-tard, you just a cancer, who kill /b/. True b-tards don`t have a friends.
You guys better roll over, bumplimit is coming.
These guys make blowjob to you
We went into the flat and with my peripheral vision I noticed some dirty crazy looking boy with glasses, sitting in front of the desktop computer and mumbling something unintelligible words. Something like "tyan ne nujni, ananim ligivon" or some shit like that. One time he even screamed at the screen "saga!" and repeatedly hit some button. But I didn&#39;t care about that poor demented boy, my central vision and central processor were all revolving around a woman who turned out to be his mom. Oh, my God, that big juicy ass in tight blue pants! I dreamed of her sitting on my face and grinding her pussy all over my lips!
- So, whachu got for me? - She asked.
I nearly pulled out my dick to her face, but what I actually did is pull out the mail I had for her. It was really hard to conceal my hard dick in my pants, I tried to do it, but her eyes were all over it.
- That&#39;s all? - She raised her eyebrows and I think I heard some disappointment in her voice.
I stuttered again, try to say out "Yes, miss", but suddenly she my dick and said: "What about this? Is this for me too?"
Seems like a good idea, but i&#39;m embarrassed by my mother who is in the near room now.
This threas was good in the middlle, now it is sort of crap, I running out, bye, suckers!
Now ya blew it.
Прочитал и понял что уебан.
These guys are doing you a blowjob?
oh its really nice)))))you must like mdk))))))0
Ok. I study english in university. Ask your answers.
Do you suck cocks?
Do you do a barell roll?
Are you suck dicks?
Did you do barrel?
KURWA MAM :---DDDD
I suck Marlboro
Aw, fuck. Nobody cares about my wet dream stories. I better get the fuck outta here and have some sleep. Tata, ladies!
Welcome aboard, comrades.
I study english in school. Ask your answers.
What are you doing on dvach? You must do you homework on summer.
>>50396763>not studying English on your own>actually attending classes full of retards
get to fak aut bich))
>>50396833>your summer homework
Nope, lolka. Go blow yourself.
>>50396944>to eat some dinner
You meant supper, right?
Well, I&#39;m reading 4chan. Is that enough?
>>50396944>I`m going dinner.
>>50397059>implying supper and dinner aren&#39;t interchangeable
You&#39;re doing it wrong
Asechku @ pishechku, please
Thanx and lot&#39;s of love!
Because you are school-boy. School-boys must do their homework and they must be pretty, dvach is for adault guys.
OH! Vaginalicker is here! Vaginalicker, its a guy, not a whore.
Oh, come on, I have been scrolling 2ch since 16. another anon
>>50397208>School-boys must do their homework and they must be pretty>School-boys>pretty
Long time no see Shotacat
How old are you now?
Lemme guess, you&#39;re 17 now.
Triple doesn`t lie.
I am a male, pizdolis.
All my English-skills comprise of the lack of it. Thus using Englsih hurts me. I feel stupid.
Actually, he does.
I&#39;m 16 too, in about a month I&#39;ll be 17 years old boy. Dvaching captcha since early 15. I swear, all the time I was a very pretty anon, not-a-cancer.
Guys in school are beating you?
It&#39;s summer. There&#39;s no reason to go to school while summer. So not, I&#39;m just sitting here in my room scratching my balls.
I used to be read-only when I just started scrolling 2ch for a while. Then I began to post a very small number of posts per day. Now I poste pretty many of them. Staying at home for a long time, no friends, no GF, studying bad. 2ch, what have you done with me, motherfucker?
Ok. Guys in school are beating you, when you are at school?
I was like you before 2ch.
>>50397999> what have you done with me
[To mek, brah. Well, I didn&#39;t have that r/o-period, I just joined the crowd as I could. But there were some r/o-periods later.
So as I, 2ch didn
t change me at last. I
ve just become a little more cynical and angry (CINEG MEZANTRAP). But I never will be fapping on traps and gays, never.
You don&#39;t need to use this comma, It&#39;s not Russian. Yes, they are. Is that something bad? They say it&#39;s just a game.
>>50398442>didnt change me at last. Ive
WTF with this bullshit?
Stop, you are hiccky without friends?
I am twoching this! I was fap only on norlam porn before 2ch.
>>50398442>I never will be fapping on traps
What about shemale+female?
You should use "a" before "hikky". One always use article "a" before indefinite objects.
Nothing. You read and post here only, you hear me, ONLY because you are omega yourself, and nothing more. 2ch cannot make omega from alpha, remember about it. 2ch is not reason.
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