english No 2
Hi All! Let&#39;s speak in English language in this thread.
Sankt-Peterburg-kun here.ньюфаги забампали платину
>>50399750>speak in English
JUST SPEAK ENGLISH, YOU DUMB.
In short, I climbed into the refrigerator, took a tomato, cucumber, parsley, lettuce wanted to do. Well, of course, a salad with mayonnaise to do, or what a normal person would eat it. I&#39;m all cut up and suddenly realized that I forgot the mayonnaise, damn sloupok. I open the fridge, take mayonnaise and suddenly realize that in front of me is fat. I had never eaten bacon, and suddenly wanted to, well, think again wanted, why not eat it. While tucked in a salad, sliced bacon, everything is as it should be, eaten, and then suddenly all perefarbuvalosya at zhovtoblakitny kolir, hum that rokit, ibat in the asshole, for scho gomno, nichogo not zrozumilo, vilazit iz land Taras Shevchenko and Kazhe yakus garbage about moskaliv i morality , Old pedal huli yomu at zemli not lэzhalos whore? Vidteper okrim ukrainskoi MTIE I nihuya not rozumiyu. Zdaэtsya fat Bulo curse.
I am here. I dont know why, maybe somebody will figure it out.
Learn time tenses then and when each of them should be used.
I think it
s ok, you have all chances. It doesnt depend from what you fap on.
Interesting, what was he doing while english lessons? if he had them, of course
It happened in the 90s, and more precisely in the 91. I was at the time serving the church, and the pedophile, as reticent. Pretending to be a moron I was playing with young children and their bespalevno paw. One evening, when The kids ran away to their homes, there was only a 7 year old boy Sasha, who I played with. A couple of times I failed it on the snow and a good Fingered already looking forward to going home and how drochnu remembering it. But then I came up with the idea to invite him to his home, and otperdolit well. Minor, hardly understand and talk to someone. I&#39;m on such occasions was always a cake and sweets for the bait. Well we&#39;ve come, watched TV, I bought him a cake and tea. He was about to leave, but I did not let him go, pregroziv that will kill you if you scream. He wanted to jump off the balcony, but I was more bright and did not let him do it. I killed him on the bed, he still whined and begged him not to kill. I think that&#39;ll put him in the anal, but he fucked up in fear, I&#39;m not excited and I did not get dirty. I just started to masturbate and cum on his back. At this point, it seemed that he did not know what to think, and now zdohnet. I told him that he got dressed and left, and if anyone else will tell - I&#39;ll cut him pipisku and inserted into the ear.
A few years later, he told his parents about it, they tried to investigate, but have not been able to prove. Then, I faked his own death, he moved to another area, changed jobs. Everyone was sure that I was dead. I completely changed in appearance, worked as a janitor. Who is friends with the father of Sasha, who does not remember what, and does not suspect that he was a priest I am. I have a close friend, and a couple of times I had to stay with his grandson (Sasha&#39;s son) who is now 4 years old. I, too, he finished on the back as he slept, this one does not know. Sometimes I find these little suckers and finish them on the back. It is the best that can be. There are many more children will spin oblyapano my Concha.
>>50399750>speak in English>Sankt-Peterburg
>>50399859>then suddenly all perefarbuvalosya at zhovtoblakitny kolir, hum that rokit, ibat in the asshole, for scho gomno, nichogo not zrozumilo, vilazit iz land Taras Shevchenko and Kazhe yakus garbage about moskaliv i morality , Old pedal huli yomu at zemli not lэzhalos whore? Vidteper okrim ukrainskoi MTIE I nihuya not rozumiyu. Zdaэtsya fat Bulo curse.
I`ve loled hardly.
Sounds pretty good, unfortunately my social skills leave much to be desired.
Спизжено с нульчана, расходимся.>Привет всем! Давайте говорить на английском языке в этой>теме.Санкт-Петербург-кун здесь.
That&#39;s special Russian dialect.
Are you dead?
Also, go fuck your own anus, dog.
I fuck OP&#39;s mom in her huge anus with my small penis.
He looked on his first love and masturbated through his pants.
Hello. I&#39;m chan. This is my yaoi fanfic about Roque Alva.
Minsk, 1992. In zakonsperirovannom basement of the Supreme Soviet&#39;s really a year as the independent Republic of Belarus next to sacks of potatoes lying obosanny Roque Alva, glorious kenalliysky marshal. Alva&#39;s eyes are sad and filled with anticipation of something bad.
On the stairs, heard overweight steps. This is down Kebich Prime Minister and the leader of the Belarusian National Democrats Zenon Pozniak. Statesmen who lead the conversation:
-Yakaya getaya adzinaya currency? We byalarusa Pavin byts Adna Dumka - if only zabits Meskal! If only baranits suvyaranitset!
Do not bullshit me-not Komsomolets, damn, already.
-Treba zrabits Byalarus sapraudy Square! I&#39;ll go for kastsyami geta!
Opening the door, both prostrate themselves in front of sacks of potatoes and devoutly pray.
Shushkievich with an expression of a person suffering from unbearable migraine coming to Roque Alve and pulls off his pants.
-On, fag, fuck it, not my brain.
In the voice notes oshelomeniya Pozniak slip.
-A gift it to you. Imagine moskalskogo communist-imperialist.
Pozniak sluggish fuck Alva, his dick falls off and he looks around the room.
-Vyachaslau Frantsavich, and potassium in the pit Dupuy stick zapizdzyachyts?
-Yes, even himself. Fuck you.
In subsequent anal experiments revealed that as a sexual partner Alva Zeno Stanislavovich boring, a lot of kicking, it often must pull up kicks, and age have not deserved that dissident - in pederastizmy-decadence play.
Watching the ugly scenes that followed the great strategist kenalliysky thought the way to escape from the monstrous casemates and revenge is mocked his honor villains. The next day, he was able to break out of the shackles and with arms broke into the meeting room. Alva met with laughter, a couple of deputies rolled away under the tables, some kind of barbel tsyganistogo yelled at the podium, "Stasik, blyadz to tsyabe dzyareuni with other relative-dalbaeby prypezdzyalik. Marshall realized that the disgraced and he was only one way out
My penis is so big, when I lay it out on the keyboard it goes from A to Z.
Sage your anus, piece of shit.
I walk into the kitchen and put the kettle on the stove. I light a match. For a moment, I look at it, turn the knob of the gas stove and I present the match to the burner. Flashes flame, the flame is blue, even. I look at the flame and a kettle. Five minutes later, all over the kitchen rises wild stink. It is not surprising, because in a teapot urine. Why piss in the kettle?
It makes a circle on a keyboard? Holy shit!
Would you kindly post some video examples?
It&#39;s make cirkle on your face.
Take your shitty english and get out.
Hey guys. My english actually sucks, but i don&#39;t give a fuck. So, hey guys!
everyones english here suck, love.
Lyrics-butthurt thread starts here.
COME CRAWLING FASTER
OBEY YOUR MASTER
YOUR LIFE BURNS FASTER
OBEY YOUR MASTER
Can`t you say for everybody here?
Cool your anus, motherfucker.
>>50399750Ах вы, блядь, пидоры гнойные, а я-то уж пересоздал и понять не мог, хули никого нет. Не тяните до 404.
Shkolnik-kun here! Let&#39;s talk &#39;ba some shit.
Yoba, get out. There is no PC.
why yes, I certainly can.
Lol, i don&#39;t think so. I think my speaking eng is not so bad, everybody understand me, but grammar... Shiii~ I always was bad in writing
s pretty cool already, what
s wrong with you, u mad brah?
>>50400790MASTER OF PUPPETS, I&#39;M PULLING YOUR STRINGS!
TWISTING YOUR MIND AND SMASHING YOUR DREAMS!
BLINDING BY ME, YOU CANT SEE A THING
JUST CALL MY NAME, CAUSE I HEAR YOUR SCREAM!
If you are bad in writing, you are bad everywhere.
Don&#39;t you wanna go and fuck yourself, lolka? I&#39;m awesome in everything, but writing.
Dirty bullshit. In speaking I ca talk on very good level, but on writing my skills little bit lower.
&#39;Cause we are stupid Russian morons. We can&#39;t get a perfect English accent and large vocabulary. English-speakers laughing at us and call us a wanna-be English elite.
Well yeah, most of english speakers are used to understand "broken" english. But it doesnt change the fact that it&#39;s bad. Also,>everybody understand
Use plural here>I think my speaking eng
Just "I think my english", dont use as much verbs as u do in russian.>
Tehre is noh time to beh lohst!
Spehss Mahrens, todeh the enemeh is at oua doar! We know oua duteh and we will do eet. We fight for our honor as Blod Rehvens,
as SPESS MAHRENS, and we fight in the nehme of the Empra!
And if we die this deh we die in gloareh, we die heroes&#39; deffs, but we shall not die, no! It is the enemeh who will tehste
deff and defeat!
As you know! Moast of oua battle brothars are shtehtioned in SPEHSS, Pruhpeared to deep strike! Oua perimeter has been
pruhpeared in the even dat oua enehmies should be so bald and so foolish. We have plehced numerous beacons, allowing for
muhltiple, simuln-tehneous and devashtehting defensive deep strikes
The Codecks astartees nehmes this maneuvah Steel Rehn. We will descend upon the foe, we will ovawhelm them - we will leave none
alive! Meanwhile oua ground fawses will ensue the full defense of oua headkwaters
We are the spehss mahrens! WE ARE THE EMPRA&#39;S FUREH!
Oh I see. How can you speak perfectly if you can`t write your thougths on paper? You can only spell good then, but no speak.
Пацаны переведите Оп-пост, пожалуйста.
>>50401197>English-speakers laughing at us and call us a wanna-be English elite.
Bullshit, unless you r trying to pretend to be something that you r not. In reality a lot of people like MILD
russian accent, especially brit girls.
Pizduy otsedova, lalka
Yes, you are. Especially in cock sucking.
sure, bro but actually, who cares?
I haven`t russian accent. I spell almost like native speakers.
Things you can`t understand burn your ass?
I communicate with British guy. And, you know, he hates England! Yeah, yeah, pidorashkas, even englisman hates his country. But I think, that England is really shit.
That&#39;s what I&#39;m talkin&#39; about, I usually just don&#39;t have a wrkiting practice, cuz I don&#39;t need it IRL, that&#39;s why it sucks. But I&#39;m not so bad in speaking - I have A LOT of customers, that speak english, every day, and they say, that I&#39;m pretty good, you know
>>50401412>fuck no, some american guys told me, that I have excellent english
yeah, it&#39;s just because they r polite. Brits telling me that a lot too, even when Im talking like a retard to them. It&#39;s about your attitude, not your english skills.>sure, bro but actually, who cares?
A few fags might be, butt fuck em. Wish ya all the good.
You&#39;re a naughty little liar, nothing more.
Why are you think so?
>>50401636>yeah, it&#39;s just because they r polite.
Disagree. Not everybody told me this kind of shit, but couple of guys. It was something like "-How long you&#39;ve been in this coutry? -Half of a year. -Really? You english is awesome, bro". It wasn&#39;t about polite or kind of shit, just regullar conversation.
>>50401730>a naughty little liar
It sounds so cute.
Pidorashka&#39;s wet dreams.
It&#39;s always like that, different people complain about different sorts of shite. I, personally, enjoyed my time in london, given that I&#39;ve had a few bad moments in&#39;ere.
AHAHAHA. Idiot, you can&#39;t use "haven&#39;t" in meaning "don&#39;t have". Because "haven&#39;t" is a modal verb.
Oh wow, of course you have heard me to say that, right?
BOYS, I WENT TODAY IN SHORT MARKET AND SAW BONA a T-shirt "Jaroussky," Well, I jumped up and DRAMATICALLY PEREEBAL HIS SCHSCHI with turntable, and explained his screams "DO NOT LOVE Sieg Heil" BECAUSE I mad ON 359, THE SPIRIT OF THE OLD SCHOOL BOYS LIVE ONLY Mytishch WHERE EBASHATSYA of hardcore WHERE BOYS LIVE ENERGY, young and fuck the system in your mouth! MYTISCHI 359 ONLY ONLY HARDCORE! UNITY ULTRAHARDKOR MYTISCHI! boys ebashte hachey, Fu antiantifu, pidarasnyu, ugorayu at gigs, love your family, kids and a scene! Talk openly and boldly in the face! 359!
>>50401794> are you think
I got it, you&#39;re fat and green.
Fucking gringos, get the fuck out of my Mother-Russia. И свой убогий язык заберите.
>>50401826>It wasn&#39;t about polite or kind of shit, just regullar conversation.
It was them being polite in a regular conversation, no? Aight, I dont know all the circumstances, I&#39;m just judging on my experience with brits. And those were adults and some low-class politicians, they have to be nice to everyone.
Ok, my bad. I don`t have or I have no. Everyone make mistakes.
English so easy in compare with Russian, really. I&#39;m even a bit proud, that I can speak such a hard language as russian.
Left russia 4 yrs ago, not coming back. But, I would be a liar if I say that I don&#39;t miss a few things from russland.
*English IS so easy
Ok. Why do you think so? I just used Present Continious wrong.
Why don&#39;t you prove your "native English spelling" on... Uh forgot name of the site. Well, on site where you can record your speech.
privet. nichego, chto ya s vami po angliiski?
Even so, was it so easy to get used to new country, new people, new language and new life?
>>50402138>English so easy in compare with Russian, really.
Being able to get in a scrap without any consequences, and overall "savageness" I guess. Perhaps I just cant be content with anything for sure, fucking "buzz kill" is what I am.
I think that I have forgotten some articles. Haven&#39;t I?
proof on vocaroo or faggot
LOL. It was so thick that is even thin.
t do this now. Vocaroo the site. And I don
t say that I have a native-english spelling, just almost like that. Cause I use english a very long time and heard of it much, so I can imitate it. Anyway I spell english better than average russian who learn or learned english.
Doubling this mister.
New country, new people - easy, it&#39;s always exciting for me.
Language - like I&#39;ve said before - no one cares if your english is bad, it has to be understandable, unless you&#39;re going for something big.
New life - it&#39;s hardly a new life, changing decoration doesn&#39;t necessarily change who you are. Au countraire, it&#39;s almost certainly will not change anything about you, because you are too busy adapting to these "decorations"
get the fuck out of here, shkolnik. you&#39;ve made so many mistakes in these two fucking sentences so that nobody is gonna believe you, pidorashka.
You&#39;ve made my eyes bleeding.
excuz mi thees is onli uan english world I now: &#39;bump&#39;
Tank yuo fur yur attention
надеюсь хоть пару слов без ошибок написал
Ugh...Don&#39;t say it anymore. I hate this fucking word.
Dont separate tag question with dot, use comma, everything else was fine.
Show it. Even if so, nothing to surprise, I just study it.
That didn&#39;t sound very healthy.
You are just fooling around, aren&#39;t you?
I&#39;ve found only 1 little mistake in there, why your eyes are bleeding?
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ
It&#39;s interesting. And what about your job? Was it troublesome to find a way to earn money?
>>50403194LETS GO BOWLING >>50403024>Even if so>I study>nothing to surprise >>50402604>Anyway I spell english better than average russian
I brought you something.
>>50403194THIS SHIT IS REALLY FUCKED UP. EVERYTHING. >>50403319А как же линия? >>50403228
Not at all, first you go for some shitty job, then you get to know some people, then some more. And occasionally you&#39;re getting chances to grab something good. Don&#39;t think it&#39;s really different from anywhere else.
Erohin is speeking with american Anon but you teach rules of using articles.
Why do thread died when I&#39;m start writing my posts?
>>50403735>Why do thread died when I&#39;m start writing my posts?
Because RUNGLISH is tiresome, my friend.
How this sentence should be rewrite?
"Why thread has died when start writing my posts?"
>>50404040>when I start
АЙМ ИВАН ЕРОХИН ФРОМ МУХАСРАНСК
ВЕРЕ Ю ФРОМ?
That&#39;s something way too complex to teach on some anonymous image board. And I really am lazy to do that.
Why were thread died ...
Possibly this is correct more.
Suck my dick, suck my dick, suck my dick, you stupid twat...
Thats just too much for any teacher, you know.
"Twat" and "cunt" are two best swear words invented ever.
AVAST, CRIMINAL SCOUNDREL! THOU VIOLATED THE LAW!
>>50404652COMMENCE THY PERAMBULATION TO PUDENDUM, HOUND! THOU WILST NEVER CATCH ME! >>50404919
That web site dont need it
I`m bad with using tenses in compound sentences.
>>50404810>WILSTALAS! WOE TO US, FOR THE YOUTH IS COMPLETELY SPOILED! >>50404977>This web site.
LOOK AT YERSELF, YE IGNORANT BASTARDS! YER EXISTANCE ITSELF IS A BLASPHEMY! THE END IS NIGH, I SEE IT... NOTHING AND NOBODY CAN GIVE US SALVATION! OH, WHAT AT WOEFUL CALAMITY!
Anonims, how you learned english? Can I learned it just watching films with subtitles? Answer, please?
No, you will need grammar. Lots of grammar.
No. Use books and guids. Grammatic, spelling, phonetic, writing, speaking...
Idi na hui so svoej shluhoj s op gifa.
Без устали лолирую с вас, англичане.
I think you all have to get the fuck out of here. Go to /int, idiots.
Майн нэйм из Васья. Ай лив ин Москоу. Ай эм стьюдент оф зе секонд курс. Май мазер из а тичер анд фазэр воркс эт фэктори. Ай лавь зе двач вери мач. Сенкью фор аттэншин.
Can I learned it just
NO. Even with GOOGLE Translator.
just sit down and fuck with vocabularies and grammatic rukes!
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.
Съеби, школьник ебаный.
>>50409081>Съеби, школьник ебаный.
Съеби, ньюфаг ебаный.
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