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Вск 23 Июн 2013 20:56:28
english No 2
Hi All! Let's speak in English language in this thread.
Sankt-Peterburg-kun here.
ньюфаги забампали платину

Вск 23 Июн 2013 20:58:42
>speak in English


Вск 23 Июн 2013 20:58:54
In short, I climbed into the refrigerator, took a tomato, cucumber, parsley, lettuce wanted to do. Well, of course, a salad with mayonnaise to do, or what a normal person would eat it. I'm all cut up and suddenly realized that I forgot the mayonnaise, damn sloupok. I open the fridge, take mayonnaise and suddenly realize that in front of me is fat. I had never eaten bacon, and suddenly wanted to, well, think again wanted, why not eat it. While tucked in a salad, sliced bacon, everything is as it should be, eaten, and then suddenly all perefarbuvalosya at zhovtoblakitny kolir, hum that rokit, ibat in the asshole, for scho gomno, nichogo not zrozumilo, vilazit iz land Taras Shevchenko and Kazhe yakus garbage about moskaliv i morality , Old pedal huli yomu at zemli not lэzhalos whore? Vidteper okrim ukrainskoi MTIE I nihuya not rozumiyu. Zdaэtsya fat Bulo curse.

Вск 23 Июн 2013 20:59:06
I am here. I dont know why, maybe somebody will figure it out.

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:01:10
Learn time tenses then and when each of them should be used.

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:03:09
I think its ok, you have all chances. It doesnt depend from what you fap on.

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:04:08
Interesting, what was he doing while english lessons? if he had them, of course

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:04:57
It happened in the 90s, and more precisely in the 91. I was at the time serving the church, and the pedophile, as reticent. Pretending to be a moron I was playing with young children and their bespalevno paw. One evening, when The kids ran away to their homes, there was only a 7 year old boy Sasha, who I played with. A couple of times I failed it on the snow and a good Fingered already looking forward to going home and how drochnu remembering it. But then I came up with the idea to invite him to his home, and otperdolit well. Minor, hardly understand and talk to someone. I'm on such occasions was always a cake and sweets for the bait. Well we've come, watched TV, I bought him a cake and tea. He was about to leave, but I did not let him go, pregroziv that will kill you if you scream. He wanted to jump off the balcony, but I was more bright and did not let him do it. I killed him on the bed, he still whined and begged him not to kill. I think that'll put him in the anal, but he fucked up in fear, I'm not excited and I did not get dirty. I just started to masturbate and cum on his back. At this point, it seemed that he did not know what to think, and now zdohnet. I told him that he got dressed and left, and if anyone else will tell - I'll cut him pipisku and inserted into the ear.
A few years later, he told his parents about it, they tried to investigate, but have not been able to prove. Then, I faked his own death, he moved to another area, changed jobs. Everyone was sure that I was dead. I completely changed in appearance, worked as a janitor. Who is friends with the father of Sasha, who does not remember what, and does not suspect that he was a priest I am. I have a close friend, and a couple of times I had to stay with his grandson (Sasha's son) who is now 4 years old. I, too, he finished on the back as he slept, this one does not know. Sometimes I find these little suckers and finish them on the back. It is the best that can be. There are many more children will spin oblyapano my Concha.

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:05:09
>speak in English
Oh, wow.

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:06:06
>then suddenly all perefarbuvalosya at zhovtoblakitny kolir, hum that rokit, ibat in the asshole, for scho gomno, nichogo not zrozumilo, vilazit iz land Taras Shevchenko and Kazhe yakus garbage about moskaliv i morality , Old pedal huli yomu at zemli not lэzhalos whore? Vidteper okrim ukrainskoi MTIE I nihuya not rozumiyu. Zdaэtsya fat Bulo curse.

I`ve loled hardly.

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:06:10
Sounds pretty good, unfortunately my social skills leave much to be desired.

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:06:58
Спизжено с нульчана, расходимся.
>Привет всем! Давайте говорить на английском языке в этой
>теме.Санкт-Петербург-кун здесь.

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:07:54
That's special Russian dialect.

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:08:10
>I fucked
Are you dead?

Also, go fuck your own anus, dog.

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:08:21
I fuck OP's mom in her huge anus with my small penis.

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:10:02
He looked on his first love and masturbated through his pants.

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:10:44
Hello. I'm chan. This is my yaoi fanfic about Roque Alva.

Minsk, 1992. In zakonsperirovannom basement of the Supreme Soviet's really a year as the independent Republic of Belarus next to sacks of potatoes lying obosanny Roque Alva, glorious kenalliysky marshal. Alva's eyes are sad and filled with anticipation of something bad.
On the stairs, heard overweight steps. This is down Kebich Prime Minister and the leader of the Belarusian National Democrats Zenon Pozniak. Statesmen who lead the conversation:
-Yakaya getaya adzinaya currency? We byalarusa Pavin byts Adna Dumka - if only zabits Meskal! If only baranits suvyaranitset!
Do not bullshit me-not Komsomolets, damn, already.
-Treba zrabits Byalarus sapraudy Square! I'll go for kastsyami geta!
Opening the door, both prostrate themselves in front of sacks of potatoes and devoutly pray.
Shushkievich with an expression of a person suffering from unbearable migraine coming to Roque Alve and pulls off his pants.
-On, fag, fuck it, not my brain.
In the voice notes oshelomeniya Pozniak slip.
-A gift it to you. Imagine moskalskogo communist-imperialist.
Pozniak sluggish fuck Alva, his dick falls off and he looks around the room.
-Vyachaslau Frantsavich, and potassium in the pit Dupuy stick zapizdzyachyts?
-Yes, even himself. Fuck you.
In subsequent anal experiments revealed that as a sexual partner Alva Zeno Stanislavovich boring, a lot of kicking, it often must pull up kicks, and age have not deserved that dissident - in pederastizmy-decadence play.
Watching the ugly scenes that followed the great strategist kenalliysky thought the way to escape from the monstrous casemates and revenge is mocked his honor villains. The next day, he was able to break out of the shackles and with arms broke into the meeting room. Alva met with laughter, a couple of deputies rolled away under the tables, some kind of barbel tsyganistogo yelled at the podium, "Stasik, blyadz to tsyabe dzyareuni with other relative-dalbaeby prypezdzyalik. Marshall realized that the disgraced and he was only one way out

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:11:00
Get out, scum.

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:11:09
My penis is so big, when I lay it out on the keyboard it goes from A to Z.

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:11:45

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:12:03
Sage your anus, piece of shit.

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:12:56
I walk into the kitchen and put the kettle on the stove. I light a match. For a moment, I look at it, turn the knob of the gas stove and I present the match to the burner. Flashes flame, the flame is blue, even. I look at the flame and a kettle. Five minutes later, all over the kitchen rises wild stink. It is not surprising, because in a teapot urine. Why piss in the kettle?

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:13:13
It makes a circle on a keyboard? Holy shit!

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:13:29
Would you kindly post some video examples?

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:13:44
I fucking lol.

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:14:01
It's make cirkle on your face.

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:14:20

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:15:42
Take your shitty english and get out.

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:16:04
Hey guys. My english actually sucks, but i don't give a fuck. So, hey guys!

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:17:23
everyones english here suck, love.

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:18:06
Lyrics-butthurt thread starts here.

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:19:08
Can`t you say for everybody here?

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:19:30
Cool your anus, motherfucker.

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:19:40
Ах вы, блядь, пидоры гнойные, а я-то уж пересоздал и понять не мог, хули никого нет. Не тяните до 404.
Shkolnik-kun here! Let's talk 'ba some shit.

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:19:59
Yoba, get out. There is no PC.

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:20:09
why yes, I certainly can.

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:20:55
Lol, i don't think so. I think my speaking eng is not so bad, everybody understand me, but grammar... Shiii~ I always was bad in writing

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:21:22
Its pretty cool already, whats wrong with you, u mad brah?

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:22:07

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:22:35
If you are bad in writing, you are bad everywhere.

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:24:04
Don't you wanna go and fuck yourself, lolka? I'm awesome in everything, but writing.

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:24:57
Dirty bullshit. In speaking I ca talk on very good level, but on writing my skills little bit lower.

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:25:22
'Cause we are stupid Russian morons. We can't get a perfect English accent and large vocabulary. English-speakers laughing at us and call us a wanna-be English elite.

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:26:25
Well yeah, most of english speakers are used to understand "broken" english. But it doesnt change the fact that it's bad. Also,
>everybody understand
Use plural here
>I think my speaking eng
Just "I think my english", dont use as much verbs as u do in russian.

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:27:04
Tehre is noh time to beh lohst!

Battle Brothars!

Spehss Mahrens, todeh the enemeh is at oua doar! We know oua duteh and we will do eet. We fight for our honor as Blod Rehvens,
as SPESS MAHRENS, and we fight in the nehme of the Empra!

And if we die this deh we die in gloareh, we die heroes' deffs, but we shall not die, no! It is the enemeh who will tehste
deff and defeat!

As you know! Moast of oua battle brothars are shtehtioned in SPEHSS, Pruhpeared to deep strike! Oua perimeter has been
pruhpeared in the even dat oua enehmies should be so bald and so foolish. We have plehced numerous beacons, allowing for
muhltiple, simuln-tehneous and devashtehting defensive deep strikes

The Codecks astartees nehmes this maneuvah Steel Rehn. We will descend upon the foe, we will ovawhelm them - we will leave none
alive! Meanwhile oua ground fawses will ensue the full defense of oua headkwaters

We are the spehss mahrens! WE ARE THE EMPRA'S FUREH!

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:27:35
Oh I see. How can you speak perfectly if you can`t write your thougths on paper? You can only spell good then, but no speak.

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:27:51
Пацаны переведите Оп-пост, пожалуйста.

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:28:27
>English-speakers laughing at us and call us a wanna-be English elite.
Bullshit, unless you r trying to pretend to be something that you r not. In reality a lot of people like MILD russian accent, especially brit girls.

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:29:11
>>50399750 Pizduy otsedova, lalka

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:29:12
Yes, you are. Especially in cock sucking.

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:29:22
sure, bro but actually, who cares?

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:30:37
I haven`t russian accent. I spell almost like native speakers.

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:32:08

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:32:46
Things you can`t understand burn your ass?

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:33:01
I communicate with British guy. And, you know, he hates England! Yeah, yeah, pidorashkas, even englisman hates his country. But I think, that England is really shit.

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:33:12
That's what I'm talkin' about, I usually just don't have a wrkiting practice, cuz I don't need it IRL, that's why it sucks. But I'm not so bad in speaking - I have A LOT of customers, that speak english, every day, and they say, that I'm pretty good, you know

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:33:15
>fuck no, some american guys told me, that I have excellent english
yeah, it's just because they r polite. Brits telling me that a lot too, even when Im talking like a retard to them. It's about your attitude, not your english skills.
>sure, bro but actually, who cares?
A few fags might be, butt fuck em. Wish ya all the good.

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:34:08

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:35:00
You're a naughty little liar, nothing more.

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:36:11
Why are you think so?

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:36:45
>yeah, it's just because they r polite.
Disagree. Not everybody told me this kind of shit, but couple of guys. It was something like "-How long you've been in this coutry? -Half of a year. -Really? You english is awesome, bro". It wasn't about polite or kind of shit, just regullar conversation.

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:36:50
>a naughty little liar
It sounds so cute.

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:36:50
Pidorashka's wet dreams.

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:37:27
It's always like that, different people complain about different sorts of shite. I, personally, enjoyed my time in london, given that I've had a few bad moments in'ere.

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:37:49
AHAHAHA. Idiot, you can't use "haven't" in meaning "don't have". Because "haven't" is a modal verb.

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:38:47
Oh wow, of course you have heard me to say that, right?

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:38:48
BOYS, I WENT TODAY IN SHORT MARKET AND SAW BONA a T-shirt "Jaroussky," Well, I jumped up and DRAMATICALLY PEREEBAL HIS SCHSCHI with turntable, and explained his screams "DO NOT LOVE Sieg Heil" BECAUSE I mad ON 359, THE SPIRIT OF THE OLD SCHOOL BOYS LIVE ONLY Mytishch WHERE EBASHATSYA of hardcore WHERE BOYS LIVE ENERGY, young and fuck the system in your mouth! MYTISCHI 359 ONLY ONLY HARDCORE! UNITY ULTRAHARDKOR MYTISCHI! boys ebashte hachey, Fu antiantifu, pidarasnyu, ugorayu at gigs, love your family, kids and a scene! Talk openly and boldly in the face! 359!

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:39:56
> are you think
I got it, you're fat and green.

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:40:38
Fucking gringos, get the fuck out of my Mother-Russia. И свой убогий язык заберите.

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:40:43
>It wasn't about polite or kind of shit, just regullar conversation.
It was them being polite in a regular conversation, no? Aight, I dont know all the circumstances, I'm just judging on my experience with brits. And those were adults and some low-class politicians, they have to be nice to everyone.

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:41:08
Ok, my bad. I don`t have or I have no. Everyone make mistakes.

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:42:03
English so easy in compare with Russian, really. I'm even a bit proud, that I can speak such a hard language as russian.

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:42:26
Left russia 4 yrs ago, not coming back. But, I would be a liar if I say that I don't miss a few things from russland.

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:43:08
*English IS so easy
fast fix

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:43:25
Ok. Why do you think so? I just used Present Continious wrong.

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:43:33
Why don't you prove your "native English spelling" on... Uh forgot name of the site. Well, on site where you can record your speech.

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:44:24

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:45:15
privet. nichego, chto ya s vami po angliiski?

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:45:23
Even so, was it so easy to get used to new country, new people, new language and new life?

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:45:56
>English so easy in compare with Russian, really.

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:46:42
Being able to get in a scrap without any consequences, and overall "savageness" I guess. Perhaps I just cant be content with anything for sure, fucking "buzz kill" is what I am.

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:46:46
I think that I have forgotten some articles. Haven't I?

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:48:32
proof on vocaroo or faggot

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:49:39
LOL. It was so thick that is even thin.

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:49:52
I cant do this now. Vocaroo the site. And I dont say that I have a native-english spelling, just almost like that. Cause I use english a very long time and heard of it much, so I can imitate it. Anyway I spell english better than average russian who learn or learned english.

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:51:40

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:52:09
Doubling this mister.

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:52:33
New country, new people - easy, it's always exciting for me.
Language - like I've said before - no one cares if your english is bad, it has to be understandable, unless you're going for something big.
New life - it's hardly a new life, changing decoration doesn't necessarily change who you are. Au countraire, it's almost certainly will not change anything about you, because you are too busy adapting to these "decorations"

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:53:03
As I thought.

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:53:24
get the fuck out of here, shkolnik. you've made so many mistakes in these two fucking sentences so that nobody is gonna believe you, pidorashka.

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:54:01
You've made my eyes bleeding.

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:54:30
excuz mi thees is onli uan english world I now: 'bump'
Tank yuo fur yur attention
надеюсь хоть пару слов без ошибок написал

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:54:39
Ugh...Don't say it anymore. I hate this fucking word.

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:55:15
Dont separate tag question with dot, use comma, everything else was fine.

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:56:30
Show it. Even if so, nothing to surprise, I just study it.

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:56:52
That didn't sound very healthy.

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:58:45
You are just fooling around, aren't you?

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:59:28
I've found only 1 little mistake in there, why your eyes are bleeding?

Вск 23 Июн 2013 21:59:38

Вск 23 Июн 2013 22:00:14
It's interesting. And what about your job? Was it troublesome to find a way to earn money?

Вск 23 Июн 2013 22:00:30

Вск 23 Июн 2013 22:00:58
>Even if so
>I study
>nothing to surprise

Вск 23 Июн 2013 22:01:38
>Anyway I spell english better than average russian
I brought you something.

Вск 23 Июн 2013 22:02:34
>>50402604 too.

Вск 23 Июн 2013 22:02:43

Вск 23 Июн 2013 22:03:59
А как же линия?

Вск 23 Июн 2013 22:05:19
Not at all, first you go for some shitty job, then you get to know some people, then some more. And occasionally you're getting chances to grab something good. Don't think it's really different from anywhere else.

Вск 23 Июн 2013 22:05:39
Erohin is speeking with american Anon but you teach rules of using articles.

Вск 23 Июн 2013 22:09:20
Why do thread died when I'm start writing my posts?

Вск 23 Июн 2013 22:11:35
>Why do thread died when I'm start writing my posts?
Because RUNGLISH is tiresome, my friend.

Вск 23 Июн 2013 22:14:14
How this sentence should be rewrite?

"Why thread has died when start writing my posts?"

Вск 23 Июн 2013 22:14:17
Teach me.

Вск 23 Июн 2013 22:16:32
>when I start

Вск 23 Июн 2013 22:18:43

Вск 23 Июн 2013 22:19:33
That's something way too complex to teach on some anonymous image board. And I really am lazy to do that.

Вск 23 Июн 2013 22:19:55
Why were thread died ...
Possibly this is correct more.

Вск 23 Июн 2013 22:21:08
You kiddin`?

Вск 23 Июн 2013 22:21:39
Suck my dick, suck my dick, suck my dick, you stupid twat...

Вск 23 Июн 2013 22:22:03
Thats just too much for any teacher, you know.

Вск 23 Июн 2013 22:22:28
I'm err

Вск 23 Июн 2013 22:23:13
"Twat" and "cunt" are two best swear words invented ever.

Вск 23 Июн 2013 22:23:57

Вск 23 Июн 2013 22:24:47

Вск 23 Июн 2013 22:26:29

Вск 23 Июн 2013 22:28:51
That web site dont need it

Вск 23 Июн 2013 22:29:39
I`m bad with using tenses in compound sentences.

Вск 23 Июн 2013 22:30:03

Вск 23 Июн 2013 22:33:13
>This web site.

Вск 23 Июн 2013 22:34:11

Вск 23 Июн 2013 22:40:27
Anonims, how you learned english? Can I learned it just watching films with subtitles? Answer, please?

Вск 23 Июн 2013 22:42:07
No, you will need grammar. Lots of grammar.

Вск 23 Июн 2013 22:45:41
No. Use books and guids. Grammatic, spelling, phonetic, writing, speaking...

Вск 23 Июн 2013 22:47:47
Idi na hui so svoej shluhoj s op gifa.

Вск 23 Июн 2013 22:49:08
Без устали лолирую с вас, англичане.

Вск 23 Июн 2013 22:51:18
I think you all have to get the fuck out of here. Go to /int, idiots.

Вск 23 Июн 2013 22:51:34
Майн нэйм из Васья. Ай лив ин Москоу. Ай эм стьюдент оф зе секонд курс. Май мазер из а тичер анд фазэр воркс эт фэктори. Ай лавь зе двач вери мач. Сенкью фор аттэншин.

Вск 23 Июн 2013 23:04:15

Can I learned it just

NO. Even with GOOGLE Translator.
just sit down and fuck with vocabularies and grammatic rukes!

Вск 23 Июн 2013 23:26:36
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.

Вск 23 Июн 2013 23:28:22
Съеби, школьник ебаный.

Вск 23 Июн 2013 23:31:33
>Съеби, школьник ебаный.
Съеби, ньюфаг ебаный.

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