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Срд 03 Июл 2013 06:33:21
Hey Russian faggots, how're u all doing here?
New York City resident is here. In case of any questions about my city/country don't hesitate and ask.



Срд 03 Июл 2013 06:37:30
>>50972244
Please respond!

Срд 03 Июл 2013 06:37:33
>>50972244
Паста с форчана, расходимся.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 06:37:41
>>50972244
Пошел ты на хуй.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 06:38:20
>>50972244
Hui sosesh?

Срд 03 Июл 2013 06:39:14
>>50972306
Idui na hyui.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 06:39:20
>>50972244
Сan you make some proof? No? Poshel nahui.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 06:39:59
Паста с краутчана, расходимся.
Hey Russian Reisig, wie geht u all denn hier?
New York City ans”ssig ist hier. Im Falle von Fragen ¬ber meine Stadt / Land z¦gern Sie nicht und fragen.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 06:40:34
>>50972321
Yes I can. Why?

Срд 03 Июл 2013 06:42:06
>>50972244
I'm loving Murrica so much

Срд 03 Июл 2013 06:42:12
>>50972339
Is that your gf?

Срд 03 Июл 2013 06:42:56
>>50972331
Then take a picture of you butt with a shovel in you anus and "sup /b/ 03.07" written on it.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 06:42:58
>>50972331
If you haven't proof, you...simple hui.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 06:42:59
>>50972352
Nah, its your dinner. Do u like fried fish?

Срд 03 Июл 2013 06:46:11
>>50972354
Get out нигер.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 06:46:28
>>50972244
Hi! My name is Kolia, i live in fucking Russia, but im sad here. I think go to NY, and i want be american unit! I love USA, and i want fuck american girls. In our country we have people rights and freedom, so this is fully shit, i dont want freedom, i dont want right`s, i want FBI and PRISM, i want take american shit and spread over on me, then i take camera and shoot this, 'll be rich and famous, beatch. So how can I become an American

Срд 03 Июл 2013 06:48:26
>>50972418
траст ми ай нов инглиш ю нот кнов ай факю ю бич!

Срд 03 Июл 2013 06:48:41
>>50972244
Hi gay. How to get out from Russia and live in USA?

Срд 03 Июл 2013 06:48:48
>>50972418
Go punch yourself in bollocs, you immigrant scum.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 06:49:06
>>50972244
i got no questions, but hey. nice to meet ya and enjoy your stay (if possible). cya.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 06:50:31
>>50972452
Wow its google keep on pc? Gonna find it, thx.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 06:51:08
>>50972452
So can you demonstrate your russian language skills?

Срд 03 Июл 2013 06:51:12
>>50972458
People seem to act abhorrent over here. Thought Russians are friendly, but yeah, thanks.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 06:51:15
>>50972452
Как интересно что же это мудило там замазало?

Срд 03 Июл 2013 06:51:39
>>50972244
What is your job and how much money you have from it?

Срд 03 Июл 2013 06:51:49
>>50972244
пздц ты тупой))

Срд 03 Июл 2013 06:52:57
>>50972487
>Get a visa?
And I can buy homeplace, live and work?

Срд 03 Июл 2013 06:52:58
ОП резидент, все в разведку.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 06:53:12
>>50972244
Do you suck dicks?

Срд 03 Июл 2013 06:53:25
>>50972244
Is this true that New York very dirty and shity city?

Срд 03 Июл 2013 06:53:34
>>50972244
So, my american friend, how do you find this board? I suppose it happens via 4chan's silly international threads, but, there's always a possibility for another way, huh? So be nice and tell me moar.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 06:53:36
>>50972452
>Go punch yourself in bollocs, you immigrant scum.
HELP ME AMERICAN PIG! I get up each day with the thought that the more I did not get up, I get in a jam my nuclear reactor in the bathroom, I get in a jam, all the ashes!

Срд 03 Июл 2013 06:54:27
>>50972452
Охуенный пруф, ага. У меня таких вещей дохуища, в супермаркетах половина упаковок полностью на английском. Алсо имею дома библиотеку из книг на английском и японском.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 06:55:02
>>50972452
Is this chips? Are you fat little faggot murrican bitch? Go suck some dicks fat-ass niggerlover

Срд 03 Июл 2013 06:55:10
Are u working in >green@fat inc. ?

Срд 03 Июл 2013 06:55:14
OP - XYI
>>50972244

Срд 03 Июл 2013 06:55:31
>>50972452
Охуительный пруф. У меня, например, нямки из Германии дохуя. Можешь засунуть себе его в жопу.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 06:55:47
ОП, ты совсем там растолстел уже, тоньше надо быть, понимаешь, тоньше.Алсо, сажи тебе.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 06:55:52
>>50972452
Привезен из Финляндии тушканами.

ШАХ И МАТ, ОП!

Срд 03 Июл 2013 06:56:01
EVERYBODY REMAIN STILL! KGB IS WORKING. EVERYONE WHO RESPONDED IN THIS THREAD ARE NOW GOING TO GULAG. THANK YOU.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 06:56:16
>>50972452
Этот хуй прокололся you immigrant в США так не говорят, в США говорят Alien, спросите у ваших училок.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 06:56:19
>>50972555
Да ты же илитка.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 06:57:19
>>50972489
Ссылку на контактик, очевидно же.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 06:57:24
>>50972532
Hey, where is my answer, you deep shit.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 06:58:26
OP.
Я тян пруфов не будет-Translation:Hi!I'm big fatty troll.
Соси хуй, быдло-Go suck your dirty dick, bydlo.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 06:58:39
>>50972589
>Аlien

Срд 03 Июл 2013 06:59:13
>>50972244
Yo, NY-faggot. I have a question.

There are two chairs in the room. On the first the sharp pikes are mounted, on the second - erected dicks. On which chair will you sit, and on which you will put you mom?

Срд 03 Июл 2013 06:59:48
>>50972589
Не пизди, в гта 4 говорили "immigrant".

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:00:31
>>50972535
And the answer is up there ^^

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:00:32
>>50972589
Alien это у япошек. Причем официально.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:01:30
>>50972418
У меня от английского этого унтерменша глаза вытекли

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:01:33
>>50972645
>Интересно, что слово [alienk таки переводится в первую очередь как [чужойk, а [инопланетянинk это [extraterrestrialk. Для примера, в Пиндостане алиенами называют всех иммигрантов, что не может не вызывать улыбку у русского населения.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:01:33
>>50972645
Ну правильно, ее делали шотладско-канадские петухи.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:02:25
>>50972589
>> This dick pierced you immigrant in the United States do not say, in the U.S. say Alien, ask your uchilok.

Idk what you're talking about, but immigrant is equal to alien, if you ask me.


Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:03:09
>>50972652
>Wchera dva piva pyil. Huiyovo. That's about it, pal.
Good job! You speak just like native russian, even Putin cant see a difference.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:03:49
>>50972687
>This dick pierced

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:03:52
>>50972244
> New York City resident is here.
niger pls go

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:04:02
help
>>50972244
Урюпинск-кун, ты?

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:04:35
>>50972653
А как же ну там гайдзин, лаовань, хуй знает.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:04:58
>>50972633
With the help of my fellow Russian student here, I'm gonna take the pikes and cut the fucking dicks with em. Satisfied enough?

I have also watched the movie of yours (pic related) with english captions. You guys are fucking crazy, you are.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:05:04
>>50972652
> Good money, but it's never enough.
I've just need an amount of money. How much?

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:05:06
>>50972652
Alright. Did you ever travel in other cities/countries?

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:06:40
>>50972713
Nah man, I'm normal (white) and have no tolerance against niggers here in the city.


Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:06:43
>>50972733
Noo vse. Ty dopizdelsya.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:06:49
>>50972727
Гайдзин это типа нельзя употреблять официально. Лаовай это вообще китазы. Они к иностранцам не так сурово относятся, наоборот даже. А в японии если живешь - получаешь свою "Alien Registration Card". Но хотят убирать это название, просекли лулз походу.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:07:07
>>50972687
>This dick pierced

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:07:38
OP, say on vocaroo "tyan ne nig'ni".Otherwise? you're just big green troll.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:07:42
>>50972652
> What'd
Is it what do? Something new for me.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:08:30
>>50972766
>Nah man, I'm normal (white) and have no tolerance against niggers
Do you like fried chicken?

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:08:37
>>50972766
>Spasiba
Spasibo
And there's a comma: "Spasibo, dryyg.".

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:08:47
>>50972733
Please, to pass the petushok (faggot)-control:
Krautchan /int/ or 4chan? If 4chan, /b/ or /v/?

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:09:19
>>50972738
I did the whole US East Coast from New England to Florida and I've been to Canada and Mexico, UK and that's about it.


Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:09:22
>>50972733
Well-well-well, not bad, you son of a... Anyway. Diddle-diddle, it's time for next riddle:

You have fallen into the pit. On the bottom of the pit there are a dick, and a pie. What will you take, and what will you put in your ass?

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:09:54
>>50972766
Your color is not the problem. The city is.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:10:23
>>50972244
OP, "shlyha"-that is how we call girls here in Russia.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:11:43
>>50972244
Faggot.

/thread

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:11:54
>>50972769
Кто хочет убрать, япошки? По-моему они бы с радостью выдавали "Shit Registration Card" и срали бы на кудахтанье иностранопетуха.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:13:03
>>50972452
ow shit, pal. i've got some stuff with english letters too. let's troll pidorashkas and vatniks together!

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:13:11
>>50972884
Неть. Они толерантны и вежливы. К тому же Shit с нормаьными документами это тоже весело.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:13:12
>>50972880
Furniture.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:13:17
>>50972880
Yeah, OP, we have those fucking attention whores here too. But, since 4chan is so fucking fast, faggots are being washed away soon.
But 2ch is much slower, that's why we have LOTS of them. And, unfortunately, we feed them well.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:13:52
>>50972830
Lucky motherfucker. Lived in New York, traveled in UK. Shit, my life is really deep whole, boring as fuck.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:15:30
>>50972937
But we live in our beloved Russia! Adventures time is everyday!

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:15:44
FUCKIN RETARDED PIECE OF SHIT PLZ GTFO NIGGER SCUM SON OF A BITCH

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:16:45
>>50972969
we got a real american over here

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:16:55
>>50972915
I can see some fucking furniture here! WHY DON'T YOU DIE THE DEATH, FURNITURE?

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:17:30
>>50972993
Школьника мы имеем с пятеркой по инглишу))

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:17:35
>>50972830
Whoa! American? At my харкач?

You might be offended by our hostility here, but that's just how Russian youth behave when they envy someone.

So, do you have a girlfriend?
How do you spend your leisure time, got a hobby?
What do you want to do with your life?

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:17:41
Нaпишу по-руcски, так как aнглийский знaю hujovo. Расcкажи немнoжко о сeбе: сколько лeт, в кaких условиях живешь? Какoво отношнение к рyсским в твоей среде?

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:17:44
>>50972880
Go to somewhere other place, you tripfag cunt

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:17:59
>>50973000
Go be an attention whore somewhere else, please.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:18:09
Пиздец, школьники опять повелись на толстоту.Алсо, ОП, или пили нормальные пруфы или пиздуй отсюда.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:18:59
>>50972920
They just let the real faggots marry each other and give them all the fucking benefits every normal couple gets after getting a marriage license. How cruel. Hope Poo-tin won't make the same mistake as Obama did.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:19:18
>>50972961
>Adventures time is everyday!
Agreed with this fag. I'm fighting the little green men now. They come under my door kinda often, trying to give me "THE MAGIC PERGAMENT", which will send me to an unlimited adventure with orcs and goblins for 1 year. I don't like those kind of critters, so I'm not opening the door. And my not-stretching cat is with me.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:20:00
>>50973020
Let's drink some delicious matcha, dear furniture!

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:20:01
>>50973039
> Never been to Krautchan. 4chan: better /b/ than /v/. I don't play videogames, maybe some Q3 or old Unreal Tournament, just not really into it.
Officially, you're a huge PETOOH.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:20:24
>>50973058
Why don't you do your best to fuck off already?

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:20:24
>>50973024
Да уйди ты, нам весело. Он вполне себе годно косит, на 4+ из 5.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:20:54
>>50973039
No? it's offend.Most girls in Russia is sluts.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:21:46
>>50973039
>Have no idea. How does your mom answer the question?
The right answer is: I'll take a pie and get the hell out of the pit.

And tell you russian friend, that his mom suck dicks.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:21:52
>>50973039
Sup,
What is the attitude towards russians where you live?

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:22:04
Hello, mr.OP! What's your thoughts about Little King John and Shrekchan.org?

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:22:08
>>50973039
Do you like Stephen King's novels? Have you ever heard about Marble Hornets or TribeTwelve?

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:22:26
>>50973073
Oh! I see. It seems that there is a lot of American faggots IIT. Let's drink matcha togerher, foreign furniture.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:22:44
>>50972452
Тут-то ты и обосрался с иконкой рутрекера в закладках.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:23:05
>>50973039
And also i'd like suck balls.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:23:32
>>50973120
together.

fix

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:23:38
>>50972244
OP, is there many russians on 4chan?And what they are doing there?

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:24:41
>>50973039
OP, I'm so fresh, can you say something about nuts?

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:25:16
>>50973120
As i fucking told you: get lost.
Not going to feed you anymore.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:25:24
>>50973010
I do have a gf, she's about of my age. No proofs attached, sorry, but she's a cute girl.
I play guitars, that's for the hobby. Leisure? Everything: parks, museums, movie theaters, just walking in the street with an mp3 player with some rock music on is enough for me.


Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:25:35
>>50973039
>I don't play videogames
Why not? Very social activity and haven't time for this stupid geek's things?

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:26:10
ОП-студент-переводчик.Инфа 146%

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:27:28
>>50973120
GTFO, you furniture fucker and let us chat with the troll the american dude

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:27:34
>>50973130
По легенде у него там русский анон есть. Показал рутрекер. Столько добра даже на пайрэтбэе нет таки. Иностранцы на рутрекере есть.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:27:38
OP, do you like our Russian hero - Sergii the Kind?

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:29:35
>>50973159
Долбоеб? Что еще на досках делают по-твоему?

Какбе, там никто не кричит о том, что он русский, так, что хз

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:30:32
>>50973243
Wha-a-at? You think that I can avoid such delicious junk food, don't you?

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:30:32
>>50972853
Shlyuha.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:30:41
>>50973039
What do you think about my precious pic related? Is this girl worthy to put on a dick?

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:31:08
>>50973184
might be useful. Saved

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:31:51
>>50973142
ofc That's not me.


Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:32:05
>>50973206
>I play guitars, that's for the hobby
Cool, are you in a band? What amp do you use?

Also, what type of stuff do you listen to?

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:32:10
>>50973206
>UK is Arabian province
What the fuck are you talking about? No, it was a really fat. Too fat. Also what doing rutracker.org in yors internet pages?

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:32:28
ОП, нa чтo ты oбычнo дрoчишь?

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:32:52
Отвлекитесь от этого ебучего клоуна. Я только что закончил КОЛЛЕДЖ. Стоит ли идти получать вышку на заочке? Кому помогло в жизни?

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:33:20
>>50972452
Что из этого:
1. Оп-хуй
2. Rutracker спиздил иконку
3. Rutracker популярен и в пиндосии
?

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:33:30
>>5097245
>9gag
Go fuck yourself, cancer.
Queens master-race reporting in

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:33:34
>>50973373
Вышка для лохов. Иди ебашь на работе, чорт.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:34:41
>>50973351
Petooh = rooster, a passive homosexual in russian prisons.

Shlyuha = slut, whore, cunt.

Kudos for Survival Type, great stuff, gave me chills

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:34:48
>>50973323
Equestria girls suck ass. Ponies ftw

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:35:02
>>50973323
Not at all man, I prefer real girls, and I do have one.


Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:35:45
>>50973434
> I don't get him, sorry.
But do you like what you see?

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:36:15
>>50973373
Nobody fucking cares about your VISHKA

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:36:20
>>50973388
Ну можно ебашить и получая вышку. Говорят же это хуйня всё, нет?

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:36:56
>>50973383
I don't want to read such a ridiculous messages. Why can't you just take a cup of tasty matcha and shut up?

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:37:01
>>50973351
>Survival Type
Not bad, comrade, not bad! Let me shake your imaginary hand or take off my hat or whatever. Nice choice, though, my favorite novels are Roadwork and Tommy Knockers.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:37:10
>>50973455
Why that?

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:37:36
>>50973351
>Mob from USSR. Mostly rude, with heavy accent
LOL, even here in Russia, there are none left. Guess, they've all moved to the NYC, you lucky ones.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:38:05
Пацаны, напишите жалобу с текстом типа:
"Мод, забань трипоблядь. Она пытается убить хороший тред."
Я не могу, сегодня уже жаловался.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:38:04
>>50972244
FUCKIN REPTILOIDS

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:39:16
>>50973373
ой, да нахуй иди

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:39:29
>>50973434
And what a TV shows you like?

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:39:55
OP, wanna play some CS 1.6 or Minecraft on 2ch server?

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:39:53
>>50973426
You fucking horsefucker, calling himself wannabe-true-brony. Go to the hippodrome and fap along.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:40:13
>>50973478
Bachman' stuff is better than the most of King' novels. But the very best is The Langoliers, imo.
not that US-guy

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:40:14
>>50973498
To tell the truth, my English isn't good enough to kill this thread, furniture.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:40:27
>>50973358
I mean that in UK there are more Paki and Arabs than in their native countries.
Rutracker is a p2p torrent tracker, you should know that, it's RU after all. Simply lots of free cracked software with no need to worry getting trojans or backdoors, like it happens on PirateBay due to lack of registration.



Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:40:29
>>50973461
Ваще поебота. Ты посмотри чтолько лэшперы с вышаком получают, и сколько госода без вышки. Диплом это "удостоверение лоха" для терпил.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:41:13
>>50973560
OP, ignore the tripfaggot, please.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:41:51
>>50973482
And why we have to?

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:42:07
>>50973472
>matcha
>furniture
Is there something else in your lexicon?

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:43:42
>>50972244
US has no freedom.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:44:12
>>50973597
No, it isn't. This two words perfectly described your personality, furniture, didn't they?

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:44:59
>>50973597
Ignore him. Just don't give hime a chance for leaving another ignorant and pointless message here.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:45:07
>>50973590
Just give me advice.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:46:24
>>50973665
So, we have an element of furniture with BATTLER here. I need more matcha.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:46:57
OP!
Also we have a yellow potatos? called "Yoba".This potatos is a huge part of butthert-treads.
Butthert-tread is the place, where anon say about his frustration.
Sorry for my english, I'm not so good on it.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:47:26
>>50973548
The Langoliers, right, I remember the movie, that was the creepy one, was a kid those days. Definitely need to go and watch it again.


Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:49:43
>>50973560
Ever played live? How did that feel?

Btw, check out Akercocke. Imo, the most underrated metal band which deserves as much attention, as possible

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:49:56
>>50973719
What do you see on this image?

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:50:41
>>50973769
Furniture.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:50:49
>>50973541
>calling himself wannabe-true-brony
logic, bro. Learn about it.

Well, I am a true brony. Beena brony for more than 2 years. EG is cancer, period.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:52:35
>>50973769
Your lovely mother?

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:54:39
>>50973830
> Your lovely mother?
I would be happy if my mother own such a hat.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:55:09
>>50973830
It's a picture, expresing diffrent emotions.For example, this shows butthert of sony-boy.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:55:36
>>50973830
Holy shit! We really must meet you with the YOBA threads! Maybe they will become part of 4chan culture too.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:56:20
>>50973719
>There is a restaurant RASPYTIN on Coney Island Ave in Brooklyn
Lol, and I thought gta4 was a joke and a stereotype. The guys certainly give food for further stereotypes

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:56:58
>>50973882
Butthurt of sony-boy? What the fuck is that supposed to mean bro?

Speaking of piracy, pic related.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:58:08
>>50973719
>They actually filmed Survivor Type in 2012, check that out man, it's worth it.
Never heard of this movie. Definitely will check out, thanks mate!
>The Langoliers, right, I remember the movie, that was the creepy one, was a kid those days.
Yeah, same here.
Will download The Langoliers and Survival Type this evening from our beloved rutracker, hehe

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:58:15
>>50973830
That's the YOBA face

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:59:42
>>50973920
> I've never noticed a hat on the person on the pic of yours.
You probably thought it's a hood, but it's a hat. Things were complicated in glorious Middle ages.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 07:59:47
>>50973946
What a ridiculous name!

I definitely can't flood this thread. So, bye-bye, furniture.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 08:00:17
>>50973719
TAKE MY COUSIN WILL YOU?
AAAARGH MOTHERFUCKER!

Срд 03 Июл 2013 08:00:55
>>50973920
>sony-boy
PS3 fag, who claims, that console gaming is better.
Do you mean to say, you've never heard of drakeface too?

Срд 03 Июл 2013 08:04:09


>>50973781
What an annoying tripshit. Hey, dollyfucker, can give me a favore and gonna fuck yourself or jerk off on your dolls, faggot

Срд 03 Июл 2013 08:05:01
>>50973976
We passed the Middle Ages right to the Industry age here in US, I believe.
The hood is nice, I give it a ten out of ten.


Срд 03 Июл 2013 08:05:34
>>50973830
\m/ Keep it metal bro.

I only want to notice that other Akercocke tracks are more in the black/death/extreme vein (because it's black death first and foremost, hehe), so be aware of "punishing blast war drum assault with face-melting Flying-V punishment" (I'm quoting Akercocke drummer here). Nevertheless, all their tracks are proggy as hell.
Cheers!


Срд 03 Июл 2013 08:06:41
>>50974096
Not a doll. Dolls are too fucking good for the tripsucker

Срд 03 Июл 2013 08:06:43
>>50974119
> The hood is nice, I give it a ten out of ten.
But this is a hat...

Срд 03 Июл 2013 08:06:56
>>50973786
>2013
>brony

Срд 03 Июл 2013 08:07:11
>>50973976
We passed the Middle Ages right to the Industry age here in US, I believe.
The hood is nice, I give it a ten out of ten.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 08:08:28
>>50972244
Sage! Go in 4can MUDAK

Срд 03 Июл 2013 08:08:54
>>50974159
It's all of the same shit.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 08:09:04
>>50974119
>We passed the Middle Ages right to the Industry age here in US, I believe.
I believe, your whole continent was discoverd after the middle ages had passed

Срд 03 Июл 2013 08:10:14
>>50974209
Shush! Don't ruin his dreams...

Срд 03 Июл 2013 08:11:12
>>50974119
>It's Survivor Type, not Survival. Check the movie, it's based on the novel.
Yeah, Survivor, right.
Thanks!

Срд 03 Июл 2013 08:11:14
>>50973786
>I'm a true brony
COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO

Срд 03 Июл 2013 08:11:37
>>50974168
I didn't watch the show because of the fashion. I did it because i liked it and still do. Now explain in what way it is wrong to be a brony in 2013

Срд 03 Июл 2013 08:12:11
>>50974259
Please, post without ponyimages.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 08:12:57
>>50974207
I used to think so, desu

Срд 03 Июл 2013 08:13:30
>>50974199
Школьник, уже месяц лета прошел, а ты все еще не начал читать литературу на лето.Беги скорей, а то в сентябре обосрешься.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 08:13:53
>>50974254
SHTO, PROSTITE???

Срд 03 Июл 2013 08:14:26
>>50974259
>I didn't watch the show because of the fashion.

И я твой рука ебал тоже, меня Андрей.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 08:15:31
>>50974316
найди ошибку, умник

Срд 03 Июл 2013 08:15:40
>>50974316
А что не так? Watched не надо писать, надо именно watch после didn't.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 08:18:14
hey fag amereca sucks burger contry go home shitty fat fag i fuck your contry

Срд 03 Июл 2013 08:18:49
>>50974209
I'm not really into history. I know that there were dinos, then the Soviet army killed Hitler and we got Internet now.


Срд 03 Июл 2013 08:19:18
>>50972244
We drink vodka balalaika medved

Срд 03 Июл 2013 08:20:11
OP!
>>50974395
There is example of cancer, called "shcolnik".

Срд 03 Июл 2013 08:20:45
>>50974415
> No, but would like to visit Moscow one day.
NO. AVOID IT. Visit Petersburg and then travel across the Russia on your car.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 08:23:19
>>50974425
I drink vodka as well, though I prefer to mix it with something.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 08:23:20
>>50974449
celm down butthurted american fag

Срд 03 Июл 2013 08:23:50
>>50974415
>The Mall
Judging from their bandcamp, not bad at all. I like the drumming

Срд 03 Июл 2013 08:24:09


>>50974343
Что за припездиная конструкция? Я не смотрел их потому что мода? Кто так блять вообще говорит? Да в этом предложении вообще половина членов предложения выпилина нахуй, так еще и составлено предложение охуительно некорректно


Срд 03 Июл 2013 08:25:44
>>50974549
Ну, предложи свой вариант, умник.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 08:25:51
>>50974524
lolol amerecan fag have a buthurt

Срд 03 Июл 2013 08:26:16
>>50974549
Но понятно. Так предлагаешь: "The popularity of MLP was not the reason i watched it"?

Срд 03 Июл 2013 08:27:07
>>50974415
>the Soviet army killed Hitler
Thank Flying Spaghetti Monster.
I thought, american children are taught in schools, that WWII was won by american soldiers single handedly

Срд 03 Июл 2013 08:28:28
>>50974524
ignore the trolls. We have lots of schoolboys here, occasionally.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 08:28:30
>>50974589
Maybe you can both suck my dick, sweetheart?

Срд 03 Июл 2013 08:28:39
>>50974541
Yeah the guys are crazy, though they broke up a long time ago. There should be their only album on the Internet somewhere, called "Emergency At The Everyday". Sounds somehow similar to The Fall Of Troy, check it out after the break.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 08:30:16
>>50974549
Если чего-то не понимаешь, не стоит выебываться. Все написано правильно.
Филолог, 3 курс

Срд 03 Июл 2013 08:30:44
>>50974603
"is" пропустил.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 08:31:42
>>50974672
> I don't have a car in Russia, and definitely ain't gonna buy one in Russia. Why Petersburgh?
Because Moskwa is gay.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 08:32:08
>>50974733
Окей. The popularity of MLP was not is the reason i watched it

Срд 03 Июл 2013 08:32:10
>>50974733
Где?

Срд 03 Июл 2013 08:32:34
>>50974672
>Emergency At The Everyday
Thanks, will search it on the Internet.
Now I'm off playing Team Fortress 2.
Cheers for passing by our board \m/
Akercocke and Survivor Type-guy

Срд 03 Июл 2013 08:33:05
>>50974715
Хуесос ты и пиздабол, а не филолог, 3 курс.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 08:33:31
>>50974715
>Если чего-то не понимаешь, не стоит выебываться. Все написано правильно.
Почетный работник Макдональдса.
Пофиксил тебя, можешь не благодарить.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 08:35:14
>>50974793
нет, ты.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 08:35:49
>>50974825
Ты наглухо пизданутый.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 08:36:05
>>50974809
да похуй мне, щенок ебаный.
Зато с мамкой как ты не живу

Срд 03 Июл 2013 08:36:29
>>50972244
Have you already sucked niggers' cocks like you mom did this in the past?

Срд 03 Июл 2013 08:37:12
>>50974881
Бугурт сочней некуда.Еще и фразочки шаблонные используешь.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 08:38:05
>>50974666
We're cool bro, thanks.

Anyways, it's after midnight already and I have about 30 minutes before going to bed. Any more questions from my fellow russian /b/tards?

Where to go if I visit Russia one day? Where to stay, what to visit? All those online guides are actually one huge bollock. I'd like to see Omsk city for some reason, one russian guy told me that it's the metropolis of drug abusing in Russia.
Can you go there by plane or you have to take a bus/train?




Срд 03 Июл 2013 08:38:06
>>50972244
Сука, сдаётся мне, ты - зелененький.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 08:38:27
>>50974855
Proofs, manya, give me some proofs. Example tell a little story of anything.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 08:40:07
>>50974875
Филолог макдака голос подал.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 08:42:11
>>50974934
Do you have a vagina?

Срд 03 Июл 2013 08:43:01
>>50974934
You are too friendly and lawful good. Are you a fag?

Срд 03 Июл 2013 08:43:03
>>50974780
Take it easy, enjoy the day mate.


Срд 03 Июл 2013 08:44:29
>>50974934
>Yes, Dve piva mine padzhalyista, pashol na hyui.
I don't think anyone will serve you beer in this case.
>The WWII was won by the alliance, but the major part was done by Soviet soldiers, with all due respect to them.
So true. It's a pity, many americans on the internet don't realize that.
>Where to go if I visit Russia one day? Where to stay, what to visit?
There is no point in just visiting museums, sightseeing, etc. Russia is about having a good time with people. It would be better if you went to stay with russian friends

Срд 03 Июл 2013 08:44:32
>>50972244
Write here with sup, american whore.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 08:45:23
>>50974976
нет, это другой анон.
Я здесь

Срд 03 Июл 2013 08:45:31
>>50974934
Do you know the guy on my pic?

Срд 03 Июл 2013 08:47:19
>>50974946
Oh, come on, I am gonna old when you finish your fucking story.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 08:48:43
>>50972244
Sucking cocks? Doing barrel roll?

Срд 03 Июл 2013 08:48:44
>>50975114
Это что Лоу Рид?

Срд 03 Июл 2013 08:50:16
>>50975207
I am shitting up.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 08:52:11
>>50972244
America's got another fucking retard from Russia by W&T.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 08:52:34
>>50975249
>I am shitting up.
Ты что несешь, поехавший?

Срд 03 Июл 2013 08:52:47
>>50974672
lololm amerecan skum have a mighty butthurt russia 99 amereca 0 4chan worst board aver

Срд 03 Июл 2013 08:53:00
>>50975114
Looks familiar, though I've got a terrible memory speaking of people's faces. Who's that?




Срд 03 Июл 2013 08:53:58
>>50972244
I FUCKED YOUR MOM ASASASA LALKA))))))

Срд 03 Июл 2013 08:55:38
>>50975320
Your pookan is official bombanool.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 08:56:05
>>50975307
Хули тебе не ясно блять? Обосрался я с твоих вопросов.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 08:58:21
>>50975388
Another yellow potato? What is that for now?

Срд 03 Июл 2013 08:58:58
>>50975345
YEAH THAT RIGHT. CRUSH THIS STUPIDO AMERICANOS))))

Срд 03 Июл 2013 08:59:51
>>50975455
It means you are has been trolled

Срд 03 Июл 2013 09:02:21
>>50975455
He says you have a butthurt. Duuno what he is talking about.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 09:02:25
>>50975455
IT MEANS YOU ARE DICK, YOUR MOMS WHORE AND YOUR FATHERS COCKGIRL. NOW YOU'RE OFFICIALLY ZASQUARED

Срд 03 Июл 2013 09:02:28
>>50974934
OP, if you want buy normal drugs - you should got to St. Peterburg, in Omsk you'l buy only "crocodile".

Срд 03 Июл 2013 09:05:16
OP, I have a few questions to you:
1)How old are you?
2)Where do you work?
3)301-1=?

Срд 03 Июл 2013 09:05:45
>>50975564
I am watching for you.

gosnarkokontrol

Срд 03 Июл 2013 09:06:42
>>50975647
Suck my dick, dirty dog.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 09:08:58
>>50975647
Товарищ майор, так вы никогда не получите повышения. Незаметнее надо быть.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 09:10:22
ОП-хуй так и не пояснил за rutracker

Срд 03 Июл 2013 09:10:23
>>50975637
> 1)How old are you?
26 years old, born in 1987.
> 2)Where do you work?
I work mostly within New York City area.
> 3)301-1=?
301-1=299+1


Срд 03 Июл 2013 09:10:44
>>50975660
Okay, you've got it, son. Prepare your junkie anus, we going for you on a black patieven.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 09:11:01
>>50973378
А еще это не Принглс, как он тут напиздил, а Крэкс более дешевая, но не менее годная чипсота.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 09:12:11
>>50975739
> Marijuana is illegal to smoke in Russia, isn't it?
Of course. But if you want stuff - don't buy Spice. Really, don't try this shit.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 09:12:55
>>50975749
Oh yeaaaaa!Waiting for ya!

Срд 03 Июл 2013 09:13:30
>>50975739
1)nope

Срд 03 Июл 2013 09:14:15
>>50975739
>Marijuana is illegal to smoke in Russia, isn't it?
Yep, but no one seems to give a fuck.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 09:15:19
>>50975781
I'll take care, thanks for sure, man.

Again, I do NOT reply on any posts in Russian, because fuck you, that's why.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 09:16:21
OP, do you have epic kopypastas on 4chan likr this?

Recently I started to like covering myself in stale feces and masturbating. Almost every morning I walk around my neighborhood with a large black garbage bag and collect all the crap I see. It takes a whole day to get two bags full of shit. But it all pays off when I come home after a hard day, go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water andmmm, pour all the crap into the bathtub. And then I masturbate, imagining that Im being devoured by all the feces. All in all, I think, that poo has its own mind, each pile of shit has its own family, place, feelings, we shouldnt just flush them down the toilet, we should take care of them, talk to them, pet them And you know what, I had a wonderful dream while lying in the bathtub yesterday, I dived into the sea and it turned into shit, fish, seaweed, jellyfish, everything turned into poo, even the sky, Allah himself.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 09:17:17
>>50975836
Same stuff here, as long as you don't sell it.


Срд 03 Июл 2013 09:17:18
>>50975836
What the fuck are you talking about? Это с каких блять пор трава стала легальной? Совсем объебались там?

Срд 03 Июл 2013 09:19:01
>>50975910
ILlegal, you stupid dick.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 09:19:10
>>50975855
>Again, I do NOT reply on any posts in Russian, because fuck you, that's why.
>2-ch.so
lol. Russian imageboard, byaeetch
Anyway, they are not for you. Just chatting about drugs and speling mostly

Срд 03 Июл 2013 09:19:56
>>50975910
> illegal

> What the fuck are you talking about? Это с каких блять пор трава стала легальной? Совсем объебались там?

Нет, объебался то ты.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 09:22:01
>>50975945
Alright, guys, don't kicks me better piss me.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 09:26:37
mai englesh ar perfekt don't it? I lern it in scool and it al but scool veri good teacheing me ass u si.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 09:27:14
>>50975114 pic is Eric Bogosian, american writer (mostly known for the novel "The Mall"), stand-up comic and actor. One of his early roles was the crazy NASA scientist Travis Dane, in the movie "Under Siege 2" (yeah, with Seagall). The snapshots from the movie with Travis were forced on this board some time ago, in the "train journey"-threads (in the movie, Travis with his gang hijacked the train to make the government pay his bills). E.g. my pic.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 09:27:58
>>50975948
Товарищ майор, так вы никогда не получите повышения.

Hell knows what that shit means, but hope that I hit the spot here, lol


Well, I believe it's time for me to take a nap. Pashel na hui dwach, shlyha yoba peedar, that's about it, fellow Legion.

New York City-kun.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 09:28:36
>>50972244
Ok. That's my first and only question.
In New York all the people sucking dicks, or just you?

Срд 03 Июл 2013 09:29:03
>>50972769
Гайдзин, это примерно "чужак"
Культурно будет"человек с внешней земли"

Срд 03 Июл 2013 09:31:35
ef u dont anderstand somsing I can translateng for ya

Срд 03 Июл 2013 09:36:35
Alrit, mai internet ic slou so I gouing tu slep. Bai bai.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 09:43:36
>>50972913
Как мило, а без пеки есть?

Срд 03 Июл 2013 09:54:48
>>50972605
it's dipsheet, ashole

Срд 03 Июл 2013 10:00:40
>>50972244
Hey, i had living on Avenue P station! Had you been there? Also where do you live?

Срд 03 Июл 2013 10:28:14
>>50972244
IDI NAXYI PIDOR BLEAT. MAMKU IBAL. SASAI HUI.

Срд 03 Июл 2013 10:32:44
Take my sage, put it on your body and musturbate.


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