Hey Russian faggots, how&#39;re u all doing here?
New York City resident is here. In case of any questions about my city/country don&#39;t hesitate and ask.
Паста с форчана, расходимся.
Сan you make some proof? No? Poshel nahui.
Паста с краутчана, расходимся.
Hey Russian Reisig, wie geht u all denn hier?
New York City ans”ssig ist hier. Im Falle von Fragen ¬ber meine Stadt / Land z¦gern Sie nicht und fragen.
I&#39;m loving Murrica so much
Then take a picture of you butt with a shovel in you anus and "sup /b/ 03.07" written on it.
If you haven&#39;t proof, you...simple hui.
Nah, its your dinner. Do u like fried fish?
Hi! My name is Kolia, i live in fucking Russia, but i
m sad here. I think go to NY, and i want be american unit! I love USA, and i want fuck american girls. In our country we have people right
s and freedom, so this is fully shit, i don
t want freedom, i don
t want right`s, i want FBI and PRISM, i want take american shit and spread over on me, then i take camera and shoot this, &#39;ll be rich and famous, beatch. So how can I become an American
траст ми ай нов инглиш ю нот кнов ай факю ю бич!
Hi gay. How to get out from Russia and live in USA?
Go punch yourself in bollocs, you immigrant scum.
i got no questions, but hey. nice to meet ya and enjoy your stay (if possible). cya.
Wow its google keep on pc? Gonna find it, thx.
So can you demonstrate your russian language skills?
People seem to act abhorrent over here. Thought Russians are friendly, but yeah, thanks.
Как интересно что же это мудило там замазало?
What is your job and how much money you have from it?
>>50972487>Get a visa?
And I can buy homeplace, live and work?
ОП резидент, все в разведку.
Is this true that New York very dirty and shity city?
So, my american friend, how do you find this board? I suppose it happens via 4chan&#39;s silly international threads, but, there&#39;s always a possibility for another way, huh? So be nice and tell me moar.
>>50972452>Go punch yourself in bollocs, you immigrant scum.
HELP ME AMERICAN PIG! I get up each day with the thought that the more I did not get up, I get in a jam my nuclear reactor in the bathroom, I get in a jam, all the ashes!
Охуенный пруф, ага. У меня таких вещей дохуища, в супермаркетах половина упаковок полностью на английском. Алсо имею дома библиотеку из книг на английском и японском.
Is this chips? Are you fat little faggot murrican bitch? Go suck some dicks fat-ass niggerlover
Are u working in >green@fat inc. ?
Охуительный пруф. У меня, например, нямки из Германии дохуя. Можешь засунуть себе его в жопу.
ОП, ты совсем там растолстел уже, тоньше надо быть, понимаешь, тоньше.Алсо, сажи тебе.
Привезен из Финляндии тушканами.ШАХ И МАТ, ОП!
EVERYBODY REMAIN STILL! KGB IS WORKING. EVERYONE WHO RESPONDED IN THIS THREAD ARE NOW GOING TO GULAG. THANK YOU.
Этот хуй прокололся you immigrant
в США так не говорят, в США говорят Alien
, спросите у ваших училок.
Ссылку на контактик, очевидно же.
Hey, where is my answer, you deep shit.
Я тян пруфов не будет-Translation:Hi!I&#39;m big fatty troll.
Соси хуй, быдло-Go suck your dirty dick, bydlo.
Yo, NY-faggot. I have a question.
There are two chairs in the room. On the first the sharp pikes are mounted, on the second - erected dicks. On which chair will you sit, and on which you will put you mom?
Не пизди, в гта 4 говорили "immigrant".
And the answer is up there ^^
Alien это у япошек. Причем официально.
У меня от английского этого унтерменша глаза вытекли
Ну правильно, ее делали шотладско-канадские петухи.
>>50972589>> This dick pierced you immigrant in the United States do not say, in the U.S. say Alien, ask your uchilok.
Idk what you&#39;re talking about, but immigrant is equal to alien, if you ask me.
>>50972652>Wchera dva piva pyil. Huiyovo. That&#39;s about it, pal.
Good job! You speak just like native russian, even Putin cant see a difference.
А как же ну там гайдзин, лаовань, хуй знает.
With the help of my fellow Russian student here, I&#39;m gonna take the pikes and cut the fucking dicks with em. Satisfied enough?
I have also watched the movie of yours (pic related) with english captions. You guys are fucking crazy, you are.
>>50972652> Good money, but it&#39;s never enough.
I&#39;ve just need an amount of money. How much?
Alright. Did you ever travel in other cities/countries?
Nah man, I&#39;m normal (white) and have no tolerance against niggers here in the city.
Гайдзин это типа нельзя употреблять официально. Лаовай это вообще китазы. Они к иностранцам не так сурово относятся, наоборот даже. А в японии если живешь - получаешь свою "Alien Registration Card". Но хотят убирать это название, просекли лулз походу.
OP, say on vocaroo "tyan ne nig&#39;ni".Otherwise? you&#39;re just big green troll.
Is it what do? Something new for me.
>>50972766>Nah man, I&#39;m normal (white) and have no tolerance against niggers
Do you like fried chicken?
And there&#39;s a comma: "Spasibo, dryyg.".
Please, to pass the petushok (faggot)-control:
Krautchan /int/ or 4chan? If 4chan, /b/ or /v/?
I did the whole US East Coast from New England to Florida and I&#39;ve been to Canada and Mexico, UK and that&#39;s about it.
Well-well-well, not bad, you son of a... Anyway. Diddle-diddle, it&#39;s time for next riddle:
You have fallen into the pit. On the bottom of the pit there are a dick, and a pie. What will you take, and what will you put in your ass?
Your color is not the problem. The city is.
OP, "shlyha"-that is how we call girls here in Russia.
Кто хочет убрать, япошки? По-моему они бы с радостью выдавали "Shit Registration Card" и срали бы на кудахтанье иностранопетуха.
ow shit, pal. i&#39;ve got some stuff with english letters too. let&#39;s troll pidorashkas and vatniks together!
Неть. Они толерантны и вежливы. К тому же Shit с нормаьными документами это тоже весело.
Yeah, OP, we have those fucking attention whores here too. But, since 4chan is so fucking fast, faggots are being washed away soon.
But 2ch is much slower, that&#39;s why we have LOTS of them. And, unfortunately, we feed them well.
Lucky motherfucker. Lived in New York, traveled in UK. Shit, my life is really deep whole, boring as fuck.
But we live in our beloved Russia! Adventures time is everyday!
FUCKIN RETARDED PIECE OF SHIT PLZ GTFO NIGGER SCUM SON OF A BITCH
we got a real american over here
I can see some fucking furniture here! WHY DON&#39;T YOU DIE THE DEATH, FURNITURE?
Школьника мы имеем с пятеркой по инглишу))
Whoa! American? At my харкач?
You might be offended by our hostility here, but that&#39;s just how Russian youth behave when they envy someone.
So, do you have a girlfriend?
How do you spend your leisure time, got a hobby?
What do you want to do with your life?
Нaпишу по-руcски, так как aнглийский знaю hujovo. Расcкажи немнoжко о сeбе: сколько лeт, в кaких условиях живешь? Какoво отношнение к рyсским в твоей среде?
Go to somewhere other place, you tripfag cunt
Go be an attention whore somewhere else, please.
Пиздец, школьники опять повелись на толстоту.Алсо, ОП, или пили нормальные пруфы или пиздуй отсюда.
They just let the real faggots marry each other and give them all the fucking benefits every normal couple gets after getting a marriage license. How cruel. Hope Poo-tin won&#39;t make the same mistake as Obama did.
>>50972961>Adventures time is everyday!
Agreed with this fag. I&#39;m fighting the little green men now. They come under my door kinda often, trying to give me "THE MAGIC PERGAMENT", which will send me to an unlimited adventure with orcs and goblins for 1 year. I don&#39;t like those kind of critters, so I&#39;m not opening the door. And my not-stretching cat is with me.
Let&#39;s drink some delicious matcha, dear furniture!
>>50973039> Never been to Krautchan. 4chan: better /b/ than /v/. I don&#39;t play videogames, maybe some Q3 or old Unreal Tournament, just not really into it.
Officially, you&#39;re a huge PETOOH.
Why don&#39;t you do your best to fuck off already?
Да уйди ты, нам весело. Он вполне себе годно косит, на 4+ из 5.
No? it&#39;s offend.Most girls in Russia is sluts.
>>50973039>Have no idea. How does your mom answer the question?
The right answer is: I&#39;ll take a pie and get the hell out of the pit.
And tell you russian friend, that his mom suck dicks.
What is the attitude towards russians where you live?
Hello, mr.OP! What&#39;s your thoughts about Little King John and Shrekchan.org?
Do you like Stephen King&#39;s novels? Have you ever heard about Marble Hornets or TribeTwelve?
Oh! I see. It seems that there is a lot of American faggots IIT. Let&#39;s drink matcha togerher, foreign furniture.
Тут-то ты и обосрался с иконкой рутрекера в закладках.
And also i&#39;d like suck balls.
OP, is there many russians on 4chan?And what they are doing there?
OP, I&#39;m so fresh, can you say something about nuts?
As i fucking told you: get lost.
Not going to feed you anymore.
I do have a gf, she&#39;s about of my age. No proofs attached, sorry, but she&#39;s a cute girl.
I play guitars, that&#39;s for the hobby. Leisure? Everything: parks, museums, movie theaters, just walking in the street with an mp3 player with some rock music on is enough for me.
>>50973039>I don&#39;t play videogames
Why not? Very social activity and haven&#39;t time for this stupid geek&#39;s things?
GTFO, you furniture fucker and let us chat with the troll
the american dude
По легенде у него там русский анон есть. Показал рутрекер. Столько добра даже на пайрэтбэе нет таки. Иностранцы на рутрекере есть.
OP, do you like our Russian hero - Sergii the Kind?
Долбоеб? Что еще на досках делают по-твоему?
Какбе, там никто не кричит о том, что он русский, так, что хз
Wha-a-at? You think that I can avoid such delicious junk food, don&#39;t you?
What do you think about my precious pic related? Is this girl worthy to put on a dick?
ofc That&#39;s not me.
>>50973206>I play guitars, that&#39;s for the hobby
Cool, are you in a band? What amp do you use?
Also, what type of stuff do you listen to?
>>50973206>UK is Arabian province
What the fuck are you talking about? No, it was a really fat. Too fat. Also what doing rutracker.org in yors internet pages?
ОП, нa чтo ты oбычнo дрoчишь?
Отвлекитесь от этого ебучего клоуна. Я только что закончил КОЛЛЕДЖ. Стоит ли идти получать вышку на заочке? Кому помогло в жизни?
Что из этого:
2. Rutracker спиздил иконку
3. Rutracker популярен и в пиндосии
Go fuck yourself, cancer.
Queens master-race reporting in
Вышка для лохов. Иди ебашь на работе, чорт.
Petooh = rooster, a passive homosexual in russian prisons.
Shlyuha = slut, whore, cunt.
Kudos for Survival Type, great stuff, gave me chills
Equestria girls suck ass. Ponies ftw
Not at all man, I prefer real girls, and I do have one.
>>50973434> I don&#39;t get him, sorry.
But do you like what you see?
Nobody fucking cares about your VISHKA
Ну можно ебашить и получая вышку. Говорят же это хуйня всё, нет?
I don&#39;t want to read such a ridiculous messages. Why can&#39;t you just take a cup of tasty matcha and shut up?
Not bad, comrade, not bad! Let me shake your imaginary hand or take off my hat or whatever. Nice choice, though, my favorite novels are Roadwork and Tommy Knockers.
>>50973351>Mob from USSR. Mostly rude, with heavy accent
LOL, even here in Russia, there are none left. Guess, they&#39;ve all moved to the NYC, you lucky ones.
Пацаны, напишите жалобу с текстом типа:
"Мод, забань трипоблядь. Она пытается убить хороший тред."
Я не могу, сегодня уже жаловался.
And what a TV shows you like?
OP, wanna play some CS 1.6 or Minecraft on 2ch server?
You fucking horsefucker, calling himself wannabe-true-brony. Go to the hippodrome and fap along.
Bachman&#39; stuff is better than the most of King&#39; novels. But the very best is The Langoliers, imo.not that US-guy
To tell the truth, my English isn&#39;t good enough to kill this thread, furniture.
I mean that in UK there are more Paki and Arabs than in their native countries.
Rutracker is a p2p torrent tracker, you should know that, it&#39;s RU after all. Simply lots of free cracked software with no need to worry getting trojans or backdoors, like it happens on PirateBay due to lack of registration.
Ваще поебота. Ты посмотри чтолько лэшперы с вышаком получают, и сколько госода без вышки. Диплом это "удостоверение лоха" для терпил.
OP, ignore the tripfaggot, please.
Is there something else in your lexicon?
No, it isn&#39;t. This two words perfectly described your personality, furniture, didn&#39;t they?
Ignore him. Just don&#39;t give hime a chance for leaving another ignorant and pointless message here.
So, we have an element of furniture with BATTLER
here. I need more matcha.
Also we have a yellow potatos? called "Yoba".This potatos is a huge part of butthert-treads.
Butthert-tread is the place, where anon say about his frustration.
Sorry for my english, I&#39;m not so good on it.
The Langoliers, right, I remember the movie, that was the creepy one, was a kid those days. Definitely need to go and watch it again.
Ever played live? How did that feel?
Btw, check out Akercocke. Imo, the most underrated metal band which deserves as much attention, as possible
What do you see on this image?
>>50973541>calling himself wannabe-true-brony
logic, bro. Learn about it.
Well, I am a true brony. Beena brony for more than 2 years. EG is cancer, period.
>>50973830> Your lovely mother?
I would be happy if my mother own such a hat.
It&#39;s a picture, expresing diffrent emotions.For example, this shows butthert of sony-boy.
Holy shit! We really must meet you with the YOBA threads! Maybe they will become part of 4chan culture too.
>>50973719>There is a restaurant RASPYTIN on Coney Island Ave in Brooklyn
Lol, and I thought gta4 was a joke and a stereotype. The guys certainly give food for further stereotypes
Butthurt of sony-boy? What the fuck is that supposed to mean bro?
Speaking of piracy, pic related.
>>50973719>They actually filmed Survivor Type in 2012, check that out man, it&#39;s worth it.
Never heard of this movie. Definitely will check out, thanks mate!>The Langoliers, right, I remember the movie, that was the creepy one, was a kid those days.
Yeah, same here.
Will download The Langoliers and Survival Type this evening from our beloved rutracker, hehe
That&#39;s the YOBA face
>>50973920> I&#39;ve never noticed a hat on the person on the pic of yours.
You probably thought it&#39;s a hood, but it&#39;s a hat. Things were complicated in glorious Middle ages.
PS3 fag, who claims, that console gaming is better.
Do you mean to say, you&#39;ve never heard of drakeface too?
What an annoying tripshit. Hey, dollyfucker, can give me a favore and gonna fuck yourself or jerk off on your dolls, faggot
We passed the Middle Ages right to the Industry age here in US, I believe.
The hood is nice, I give it a ten out of ten.
\m/ Keep it metal bro.
I only want to notice that other Akercocke tracks are more in the black/death/extreme vein (because it&#39;s black death first and foremost, hehe), so be aware of "punishing blast war drum assault with face-melting Flying-V punishment" (I&#39;m quoting Akercocke drummer here). Nevertheless, all their tracks are proggy as hell.
Not a doll. Dolls are too fucking good for the tripsucker
We passed the Middle Ages right to the Industry age here in US, I believe.
The hood is nice, I give it a ten out of ten.
It&#39;s all of the same shit.
>>50974119>We passed the Middle Ages right to the Industry age here in US, I believe.
I believe, your whole continent was discoverd after the middle ages had passed
Shush! Don&#39;t ruin his dreams...
I didn&#39;t watch the show because of the fashion. I did it because i liked it and still do. Now explain in what way it is wrong to be a brony in 2013
Please, post without ponyimages.
Школьник, уже месяц лета прошел, а ты все еще не начал читать литературу на лето.Беги скорей, а то в сентябре обосрешься.
>>50974259>I didn&#39;t watch the show because of the fashion.
И я твой рука ебал тоже, меня Андрей.
А что не так? Watched не надо писать, надо именно watch после didn&#39;t.
hey fag amereca sucks burger contry go home shitty fat fag i fuck your contry
I&#39;m not really into history. I know that there were dinos, then the Soviet army killed Hitler and we got Internet now.
We drink vodka balalaika medved
There is example of cancer, called "shcolnik".
>>50974415> No, but would like to visit Moscow one day.
NO. AVOID IT. Visit Petersburg and then travel across the Russia on your car.
I drink vodka as well, though I prefer to mix it with something.
celm down butthurted american fag
Judging from their bandcamp, not bad at all. I like the drumming
Что за припездиная конструкция? Я не смотрел их потому что мода? Кто так блять вообще говорит? Да в этом предложении вообще половина членов предложения выпилина нахуй, так еще и составлено предложение охуительно некорректно
Ну, предложи свой вариант, умник.
lolol amerecan fag have a buthurt
Но понятно. Так предлагаешь: "The popularity of MLP was not the reason i watched it"?
>>50974415>the Soviet army killed Hitler
Thank Flying Spaghetti Monster.
I thought, american children are taught in schools, that WWII was won by american soldiers single handedly
ignore the trolls. We have lots of schoolboys here, occasionally.
Maybe you can both suck my dick, sweetheart?
Yeah the guys are crazy, though they broke up a long time ago. There should be their only album on the Internet somewhere, called "Emergency At The Everyday". Sounds somehow similar to The Fall Of Troy, check it out after the break.
Если чего-то не понимаешь, не стоит выебываться. Все написано правильно.Филолог, 3 курс
Окей. The popularity of MLP was not is the reason i watched it
>>50974672>Emergency At The Everyday
Thanks, will search it on the Internet.
Now I&#39;m off playing Team Fortress 2.
Cheers for passing by our board \m/Akercocke and Survivor Type-guy
Хуесос ты и пиздабол, а не филолог, 3 курс.
>>50974715>Если чего-то не понимаешь, не стоит выебываться. Все написано правильно.Почетный работник Макдональдса.
Пофиксил тебя, можешь не благодарить.
да похуй мне, щенок ебаный.
Зато с мамкой как ты не живу
Have you already sucked niggers&#39; cocks like you mom did this in the past?
Бугурт сочней некуда.Еще и фразочки шаблонные используешь.
We&#39;re cool bro, thanks.
Anyways, it&#39;s after midnight already and I have about 30 minutes before going to bed. Any more questions from my fellow russian /b/tards?
Where to go if I visit Russia one day? Where to stay, what to visit? All those online guides are actually one huge bollock. I&#39;d like to see Omsk city for some reason, one russian guy told me that it&#39;s the metropolis of drug abusing in Russia.
Can you go there by plane or you have to take a bus/train?
Сука, сдаётся мне, ты - зелененький.
Proofs, manya, give me some proofs. Example tell a little story of anything.
Филолог макдака голос подал.
You are too friendly and lawful good. Are you a fag?
Take it easy, enjoy the day mate.
>>50974934>Yes, Dve piva mine padzhalyista, pashol na hyui.
I don&#39;t think anyone will serve you beer in this case.>The WWII was won by the alliance, but the major part was done by Soviet soldiers, with all due respect to them.
So true. It&#39;s a pity, many americans on the internet don&#39;t realize that.>Where to go if I visit Russia one day? Where to stay, what to visit?
There is no point in just visiting museums, sightseeing, etc. Russia is about having a good time with people. It would be better if you went to stay with russian friends
Write here with sup, american whore.
Do you know the guy on my pic?
Oh, come on, I am gonna old when you finish your fucking story.
Sucking cocks? Doing barrel roll?
America&#39;s got another fucking retard from Russia by W&T.
>>50975249>I am shitting up.
Ты что несешь, поехавший?
lololm amerecan skum have a mighty butthurt russia 99 amereca 0 4chan worst board aver
Looks familiar, though I&#39;ve got a terrible memory speaking of people&#39;s faces. Who&#39;s that?
I FUCKED YOUR MOM ASASASA LALKA))))))
Your pookan is official bombanool.
Хули тебе не ясно блять? Обосрался я с твоих вопросов.
Another yellow potato? What is that for now?
YEAH THAT RIGHT. CRUSH THIS STUPIDO AMERICANOS))))
It means you are has been trolled
He says you have a butthurt. Duuno what he is talking about.
IT MEANS YOU ARE DICK, YOUR MOMS WHORE AND YOUR FATHERS COCKGIRL. NOW YOU&#39;RE OFFICIALLY ZASQUARED
OP, if you want buy normal drugs - you should got to St. Peterburg, in Omsk you&#39;l buy only "crocodile".
OP, I have a few questions to you:
1)How old are you?
2)Where do you work?
Товарищ майор, так вы никогда не получите повышения. Незаметнее надо быть.
ОП-хуй так и не пояснил за rutracker
>>50975637> 1)How old are you?
26 years old, born in 1987.> 2)Where do you work?
I work mostly within New York City area.> 3)301-1=?
Okay, you&#39;ve got it, son. Prepare your junkie anus, we going for you on a black patieven.
А еще это не Принглс, как он тут напиздил, а Крэкс более дешевая, но не менее годная чипсота.
>>50975739> Marijuana is illegal to smoke in Russia, isn&#39;t it?
Of course. But if you want stuff - don&#39;t buy Spice. Really, don&#39;t try this shit.
Oh yeaaaaa!Waiting for ya!
>>50975739>Marijuana is illegal to smoke in Russia, isn&#39;t it?
Yep, but no one seems to give a fuck.
I&#39;ll take care, thanks for sure, man.
Again, I do NOT reply on any posts in Russian, because fuck you, that&#39;s why.
OP, do you have epic kopypastas on 4chan likr this?
Recently I started to like covering myself in stale feces and masturbating. Almost every morning I walk around my neighborhood with a large black garbage bag and collect all the crap I see. It takes a whole day to get two bags full of shit. But it all pays off when I come home after a hard day, go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water andmmm, pour all the crap into the bathtub. And then I masturbate, imagining that Im being devoured by all the feces. All in all, I think, that poo has its own mind, each pile of shit has its own family, place, feelings, we shouldnt just flush them down the toilet, we should take care of them, talk to them, pet them And you know what, I had a wonderful dream while lying in the bathtub yesterday, I dived into the sea and it turned into shit, fish, seaweed, jellyfish, everything turned into poo, even the sky, Allah himself.
Same stuff here, as long as you don&#39;t sell it.
What the fuck are you talking about? Это с каких блять пор трава стала легальной? Совсем объебались там?
>>50975855>Again, I do NOT reply on any posts in Russian, because fuck you, that&#39;s why.>2-ch.so
lol. Russian imageboard, byaeetch
Anyway, they are not for you. Just chatting about drugs and speling mostly
Alright, guys, don&#39;t kicks me better piss me.
mai englesh ar perfekt don&#39;t it? I lern it in scool and it al but scool veri good teacheing me ass u si.
pic is Eric Bogosian, american writer (mostly known for the novel "The Mall"), stand-up comic and actor. One of his early roles was the crazy NASA scientist Travis Dane, in the movie "Under Siege 2" (yeah, with Seagall). The snapshots from the movie with Travis were forced on this board some time ago, in the "train journey"-threads (in the movie, Travis with his gang hijacked the train to make the government pay his bills). E.g. my pic.
Товарищ майор, так вы никогда не получите повышения.
Hell knows what that shit means, but hope that I hit the spot here, lol
Well, I believe it&#39;s time for me to take a nap. Pashel na hui dwach, shlyha yoba peedar, that&#39;s about it, fellow Legion.
New York City-kun.
>>50972244Ok. That&#39;s my first and only question.
In New York all the people sucking dicks, or just you?
Гайдзин, это примерно "чужак"
Культурно будет"человек с внешней земли"
ef u dont anderstand somsing I can translateng for ya
Alrit, mai internet ic slou so I gouing tu slep. Bai bai.
Как мило, а без пеки есть?
it&#39;s dipsheet, ashole
Hey, i had living on Avenue P station! Had you been there? Also where do you live?
Take my sage, put it on your body and musturbate.