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Суб 24 Авг 2013 23:12:05
I"m from Spain and I need a little FAQ
it is difficult to understand russian for me, but google translate can help me. im badly speak english, but i think if i speak catalan or castellian here, in Russian Board, is hard to understand.
Who im? Im spanish teen 20 y.o., from Girona, CAT. Anonym of Puertochan and 4chan xoxoxox =\
Why im here? In september i will go to Russia to study in university of Bauman. One man from 4chan adviced me to ask this question on russian board like 2ch.hk.
IF YOU CAN - HELP ME AND ANSWER MY QUESTIONS
How cost to live in Moscow for 1 week/1 month (this question about prices for food)?
What price for rent a flat? Bauman University says that they dont have a place in campus for me.
Where I can rent a car for month? And what be a price?
What cell-phone operator is cheapest? Where I can buy a sim-card? What price for it? What I need for it?
Someone from Bauman University can be my friend and help me first time to live in Moscow.


Thanks a lot guys!


Суб 24 Авг 2013 23:16:13
>>54082731
иди нахуй, понаехали бялть

Суб 24 Авг 2013 23:17:52
>>54083024
sorry?
my google translator cant translate this well

Суб 24 Авг 2013 23:23:07
HEEEEEEY GUUUUUUYS
HEEEEEEELP ME MADAFUCKASSSSSSSS

Суб 24 Авг 2013 23:24:06
>>54083497
слишком толсто, иди на пони дрочи

Суб 24 Авг 2013 23:24:16
>>54083146
>Who im?
Hui prostoi.
>How cost to live in Moscow for 1 week/1 month
1k+ rub
>What price for rent a flat?
15k++
>Where I can rent a car for month
Are you ahuel bidlo?
>What cell-phone operator is cheapest? Where I can buy a sim-card? What price for it? What I need for it?
Go to metro-market. There you can find "Hacha Ebanogo". He can sell sim-card at 200+ rub.
>Someone from Bauman University can be my friend and help me first time to live in Moscow.
All there or HIKKAN ili SHKOLNIK EBANII. We cannot help you
Greating, sosai

Суб 24 Авг 2013 23:25:15
How the hell have you managed to enter a Russian uni without getting a dorm? Is it even possible?

Суб 24 Авг 2013 23:26:04
>>54083652
my father is a mayor of my city

Суб 24 Авг 2013 23:26:13
>>54082731
sorry man, but i think you should try to contact with University forum first. Try to find foreign people there, they shall have relevant info about areas comfortable for foreigners near Bauman University.

Keep calm and wait for some time - serious adult Anons will come later.

Суб 24 Авг 2013 23:26:43
>>54083568
проиграл

Суб 24 Авг 2013 23:26:56
>>54083568
>Are you ahuel bidlo?
dont know what it means
>Go to metro-market. There you can find "Hacha Ebanogo". He can sell sim-card at 200+ rub.
write adress of this shop pls

Суб 24 Авг 2013 23:27:20
>>54082731
>ow cost to live in Moscow for 1 week/1 month (this question about prices for food)
about $150 for food only if you can cook for yourself
>Bauman University says that they dont have a place in campus for me
Sounds like bullshit, they have dormitories even for those who pay for education(however i don't know anything about foreign students programs)
>Where I can rent a car for month
There are a lot places where you can rent a car. But it is not a good idea. Traffic is fucking horrible. Small streets many cars. And you will have to pass an exam for russian licence, it will be difficult if you don't speak russian.
>What cell-phone operator is cheapest
Price are almost equal. Doesn't really matter.
>Where I can buy a sim-card
everywhere
>What price for it?
free(4$ prepaid cost 4$)


Суб 24 Авг 2013 23:27:27
>>54082731
Are you homo? we could rent together :3

Суб 24 Авг 2013 23:27:34
>>54083719
>sorry man, but i think you should try to contact with University forum first. Try to find foreign people there, they shall have relevant info about areas comfortable for foreigners near Bauman University.

thnx a lot
give me a forum adress!


Суб 24 Авг 2013 23:28:16
>>54083804
GO HELL PLS

Суб 24 Авг 2013 23:29:26
>>54082731
This board is for morons and schoolkids, you should ask on dobrochan.com

Суб 24 Авг 2013 23:29:45
>>54083811
ugnk@nark.mos.ru


Суб 24 Авг 2013 23:30:34
http://baumanka.ru/forum/
it's in Russian completely

Суб 24 Авг 2013 23:30:35
>>54083944
>dobrochan.com
oh thanks
show me in what board make my thread

Суб 24 Авг 2013 23:30:38
http://baumanka.ru/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=1
Use Google site translator.

Суб 24 Авг 2013 23:31:08
>>54083772
>dont know what it means
I said: Are you ahuel bidlo ebanoe?
>write adress of this shop pls
Any transition in the metro. (PICK)

Суб 24 Авг 2013 23:31:35
>>54082731
толсто зелено, видно рашкинский стиль построения предложений. уж не говорю про банальные ошибки с артиклями.
мимосшпкун

Суб 24 Авг 2013 23:31:39
>>54082731
proofs?

Суб 24 Авг 2013 23:32:24
>>54084100
в европах ангельский только немцы нормально знают.

Суб 24 Авг 2013 23:32:33
this is a board especially for students and about uni life
2ch.hk/un/

Суб 24 Авг 2013 23:33:24
>>54084074
what means "ahuel bidlo ebanoe"?

ok thanks. this shops are in all metro-stations?
or not? they need my passport scans? can i pay with my visa? can i attach my visa account with balance simcard? my bank is LACAIXA

Суб 24 Авг 2013 23:34:01
>>54084167
слыш ты бля чё ахуел у миня друг поляк на англ ваще пизда шпилит заебцом)))

Суб 24 Авг 2013 23:35:03
>>54084252
Firsty you need give to our PROOF what you spanish, not russian zelenii.

Суб 24 Авг 2013 23:35:38
>>54084297
i realy happy to know that you have a girlfriend in poland with good vagina!
but im not from Poland im from Spain


Суб 24 Авг 2013 23:36:27
>>54084377
how can i proof? i dont want to show my IP

Суб 24 Авг 2013 23:39:47
>>54084486
Post the scan of your passport's cover with sup/date.

Суб 24 Авг 2013 23:39:48
>>54084252
>ahuel bidlo ebanoe
this is like "are you fucking retarded, aren't you, motherfucker?"

be careful there. It's not a "metro-station", it's usual underground passage. Do not give your passport to ANYONE there, as well as do not pay with VISA. Cards are OK at supermarkets or normal shops. No need to attach your account to the SIMcard, just by a voucher for instant telephone account balance recharge.

Суб 24 Авг 2013 23:39:54
>>54083146
Something about your mom

Суб 24 Авг 2013 23:40:39
>>54083944 and make a thread in /b/ if you are not a troll. Here are no people that can help you.

Суб 24 Авг 2013 23:40:47
I'm not sure that you can find any help there because this board is only for worst russian people.
>>54084425
> you have a girlfriend in poland with good vagina!
Ну тут я проиграл.

Суб 24 Авг 2013 23:40:59
>>54082731
Pero bueno, primero dќgame si quieres obtener la educaciЈn pr‘ctica o teor™tica, de ello partir™mos con los consejos, ovale?

Суб 24 Авг 2013 23:42:07
>>54084802
*dime

autofijo

Суб 24 Авг 2013 23:42:15
>>54084486
It is easy. Take felt-tip pen then write at forehead "SUP /b/ ya bidlo" then apply. Ofcrose passport will close your face. Or something like it.

Суб 24 Авг 2013 23:43:38
>>54084802
No.
Chupe pene, paletos.

Суб 24 Авг 2013 23:43:46
>>54082731
Is it true that spanish guys like gay sex? I've seen a lot of gay porn with hot spanish men and it's great!

Суб 24 Авг 2013 23:44:12
WELCOME TO RUSSIA
SI SI MAMASITA PERKE POR FAVOR PUTO TACO BURRITO MIERDA DINERO

Суб 24 Авг 2013 23:45:30
>>54084989
Lel, deduzco que no eres el OP por ustedear echando tacos. Vete al carajo.

Суб 24 Авг 2013 23:45:30
>>54083707
well, what are you looking for in Russia? Why not Europe or USA or China?

Суб 24 Авг 2013 23:45:31
Mini Proof
Spanish food from my refrigerator
This is Jamon - Spanish meat
And my milk chocolate

Суб 24 Авг 2013 23:46:29
>>54085145
CoЎo, Qqu™ escribas ac‘ en espaЎol siqiuera una cosita!

Суб 24 Авг 2013 23:46:53
>>54082731
I EBAL YOUR MAMA PIdAR

Суб 24 Авг 2013 23:47:17
>>54085145
Can you make photo of your room and outside of window? Wanna see some spanish streets.

Суб 24 Авг 2013 23:47:29
>>54085141
Pierdol siЙ, skurwysynu!

Суб 24 Авг 2013 23:47:55
>>54085145
too bad.

Суб 24 Авг 2013 23:47:58
WELCOME TO RUSSIA
>>54085145
Гля, посоны, петурдик вырвался в Европку и траллит нас.
Passport cover or GTFO you are russian scum.

Суб 24 Авг 2013 23:48:04
>>54085145
Hi,i can help you,if you will fuck me every day (i am 18/gay)

Суб 24 Авг 2013 23:48:12
>>54085145
I want to see your huge spanish hardon!

Суб 24 Авг 2013 23:48:28
>>54085298
> Pierdol
Пердоль-пердоль.

Суб 24 Авг 2013 23:48:46
>>54085346
I'm first!

Суб 24 Авг 2013 23:49:00
>>54085371
Ты совсем уёбок? Не можешь в языки?

Суб 24 Авг 2013 23:49:24
>>54085346
Hmm, can i see you? I too gay.

Суб 24 Авг 2013 23:49:53
>>54085423
Могу.

Суб 24 Авг 2013 23:49:59
>>54082731
OP - PUTA

Суб 24 Авг 2013 23:50:24
>How cost to live in Moscow for 1 week/1 month (this question about prices for food)?
1 big mac - 3 dollars
1 cup of coffee - 3-15 dollars
1 kilo of pork - 10 dollars

>What price for rent a flat? Bauman University says that they dont have a place in campus for me.
from 1100 dollars in moscow, from 500 dollars 20km outside
>Where I can rent a car for month? And what be a price?
expensive because not popular
>What cell-phone operator is cheapest? Where I can buy a sim-card? What price for it? What I need for it?
all the same, every shopping center, forein passport

Суб 24 Авг 2013 23:50:55
>>54085346
>Hi,i can help you,if you will fuck me every day (i am 18/gay)
NO!!!!!
i love girls. and i realy love russian girls. my dream to fuck some russian girls, my friend was in russia last year (tourism) and he said that russian are like prostitutes, they agree to fuck for free everythere everytime.
this is the biggest plus thats why i go to russia
but i fucked your weather and other

Суб 24 Авг 2013 23:51:36
>>54082731
ESCRIBE TODO LO MISMO EN EL ESPAЃOL, QMARICѓN!!11

Суб 24 Авг 2013 23:52:42
>>54085493
Allez vous faire foutre, encul™.

Суб 24 Авг 2013 23:52:43
>>54085346
Fucking russian gays. Why youre don't live girls?

Суб 24 Авг 2013 23:52:45
OP, remember, you are Pidar in Russia, if anyone asks who you are, just say that you are Pidaras, and people will like you

Суб 24 Авг 2013 23:52:53
>>54085568
Guys blow better.

Суб 24 Авг 2013 23:52:55
Привет, Катюха))0 Пишу с майорки купил вот себе мяса, шоколадку и текилу на баре спиздил в отеле)) завтра поедем на пляж купаться ну а вечером хз чо, посморим) класно тут не повериш совсем по другому все ыыы) ну довай до связи кароче, а то мне тут пора шоколадки фоткать и гугл транслейт ебаный лагает постоянно (

Суб 24 Авг 2013 23:54:27
>>54085740
Ага привет, ну ты, эт, па пробую промт! В прошлый раз мне помогло, а как переводит! Загляденье.

Суб 24 Авг 2013 23:54:29
>>54082731
If you're real spanish, you could just go into 4chan's /int/, i guess they'd tolerate you much more. If you're real spanish, you can add me in skype, i'll try to answer some of your questions. If you want to, just answer me here.

Суб 24 Авг 2013 23:54:44
you don't need moscow
you can rent in towns like Reytov, Lubertsy or Balashiha cheaper and not far from univercity

Суб 24 Авг 2013 23:55:07
>>54085719
this is a board of homosexuals

Суб 24 Авг 2013 23:55:08
>>54082731
How it is, to be untermensch?

Суб 24 Авг 2013 23:55:32
>>54085873
I know you wanna jerk off with OP!

Суб 24 Авг 2013 23:56:14
>>54085936
Fuck it. Why i be there? I hate all homo like you.

Суб 24 Авг 2013 23:56:23
ЧТД: ОП-хуй, очень толстый хуй

>>54085141 - Переводчик-кун.

Суб 24 Авг 2013 23:56:31
>>54085936
mizulinach you

Суб 24 Авг 2013 23:57:17
>>54086021
But you fuck with spanish boys

Суб 24 Авг 2013 23:57:37
>>54086034
Бля, а я думал не догадаются уже)))

Суб 24 Авг 2013 23:57:43
>>54082731
you need lots of money to afford car and separate flat rental in Moscow

Суб 24 Авг 2013 23:58:08
OP, remember, HACH's are your best friends and you are Pidar

Суб 24 Авг 2013 23:58:37
>>54085899
you forgot about Mytichi.

Суб 24 Авг 2013 23:59:02
Wtf is going on in this thread. OP fag but.. welcome to Russia, good weather, pretty girls and no assholes at midnight in Moscow. Mwuahahaha.

Суб 24 Авг 2013 23:59:19
>>54086141
Ананим-лигивон бдит!

Суб 24 Авг 2013 23:59:28
>>54082731
Are you retarded or something? No one will go to Russia to study anything. Our system of education is peace of shit. Only niggers in africa have worst education than russians. Why you really want to go to Russia? Wanna be gay-whore?

Вск 25 Авг 2013 00:00:33
>>54085145
In my fridge Dr. Pepper, Hershey bar, Jack Daniels bottle, burrito and still amma not murrican. Here some Cola for u!

Вск 25 Авг 2013 00:01:50
>>54086306
Обучение в рашке и на украине в разы дешевле чем заграницей, к нам на Украину в мед универ мигрируют индусы и нигеры - все на фармацевтов учаться и потом валят на родину варить синий мет

Вск 25 Авг 2013 00:03:28
>>54082731
Chupar polla?

Вск 25 Авг 2013 00:03:31
>>54084723
GOOD MAN ITT!

Вск 25 Авг 2013 00:03:37
>>54086398
Here are some dicks for ya)))) AZZAZA YA TRALL

Вск 25 Авг 2013 00:03:54
>>54086496
Ладно нигеры и индусы, испашка вроде цивилизованная страна, европка, там рашкообразование разве котируется?

Вск 25 Авг 2013 00:04:43
>>54086308
бля ебнный ты долбоёб
ты хоть знаешь что за флаг на фоне этого текста?
долбоёб

Вск 25 Авг 2013 00:04:54
>>54086648
Нет, ОП хуй.

Вск 25 Авг 2013 00:05:10
>>54086306
Someone maybe still young or have no better choice, or whatever. Seen a lot of stupid foreigners who asked "why you aren't drinking vodka everywhere?". But someone wants to see this land. Not to see people. Just land. Why not?

Вск 25 Авг 2013 00:05:15
>>54086713
Один затраллен)00

Вск 25 Авг 2013 00:05:35
>>54086713
Как будто это я рисовал. Знаю, что не Испании.

Вск 25 Авг 2013 00:06:07
>>54086306
Spain is almost as shitty, as rushka

mimoprohodil

Вск 25 Авг 2013 00:07:25
>>54086648
получить диплом европейского стандарта можно при выпуске из вуза, но нужен загран паспорт. Главное чтобы вуз был государственным

Вск 25 Авг 2013 00:07:29
thank's a lot for the answers!
BE HAPPY!


Pidor. Guy from Spain

Вск 25 Авг 2013 00:08:11
>>54082731
Do you like suck dicks?

Вск 25 Авг 2013 00:09:06
>>54082731
OP, tell me about Spanish people. Do they hate, despise and weant to leave their country as much as Russians?

Вск 25 Авг 2013 00:09:48
>>54087042
САК МАЙ ДИК ГРИНГО

Вск 25 Авг 2013 00:13:04
>>54082731
FAQ you

Вск 25 Авг 2013 00:13:25
>>54087042
Sure! I'm from Spain I'm from Spain. Sorry brat, no spanish language known ну ты меня понял мазафакер. Тред полон хуйни.

Вск 25 Авг 2013 00:15:15
>>54086306
>peace of shit
>Why you really want to go to
> have worst education

Вск 25 Авг 2013 00:15:30
>>54082731

why the fuck should you go in Moskow, there are the better places in Russia.

piss all over them, scum fuckers!

Вск 25 Авг 2013 00:16:22
>>54082731
Hello, thi is board for gays. Go to 4chan if you are normal guy.

Вск 25 Авг 2013 00:17:12
>>54082731
I ll go fuc yo moze in az--------:D
Ebin

Вск 25 Авг 2013 00:18:16
>>54087633
A U FROM FORCHAN?

Вск 25 Авг 2013 00:19:10
>>54086306

>>peace of shit

oh you, warrior!

Вск 25 Авг 2013 00:19:12
Go to 4ch anon, here is no use of our hate anyway. There are niggers, fucking brats and my lovely Duke is there.

Вск 25 Авг 2013 00:23:57
ПАСТА С ХОХЛОЧАНА, РАСХОДИМСЯ

важко розумiти росiйську мову для мене, але Google Translate може менi допомогти. iм погано говорять англiйською, але я думаю, якщо я буду говорити каталонський або castellian тут, в Росii Рада важко зрозумiти.
Хто IM? Im iспанських пiдлiткiв 20 y.o., вiд Жирони, кат. Анонiм з Puertochan i 4chan xoxoxox = \
Чому Im тут? У вереснi я пiду до Росii, щоб вчитися в унiверситетi Баумана. Одна людина вiд 4chan порадив менi поставити це питання на дошцi, як росiйська 2ch.hk.
Якщо ви можете - допомогти менi i вiдповiсти на моi запитання
Як варто було жити в Москвi протягом 1 тижня / 1 мiсяць (це питання про цiни на продукти харчування)?
Яку цiну за оренду квартири? Бауманского унiверситету каже, що вони не мають мiсця в кампусi для мене.
Де я можу орендувати автомобiль протягом мiсяця? ¶ те, що бути цiна?
Який мобiльний телефон оператора э найдешевшим? Де я можу купити сiм-карту? Яку цiну за це? Що менi потрiбно для цього?
Хтось iз Бауманского унiверситету може бути моiм другом i допомогти менi перший час жити в Москвi.


Велике спасибi, хлопцi!

Вск 25 Авг 2013 00:25:33
>>54088209
>iм погано говорять
>20 y.o.
>Як варто було жити
>Бауманского унiверситету каже
>¶ те, що бути
Нахуй, быдло.

Вск 25 Авг 2013 00:37:30
>>54088819
Is that you again, OP-khuy?


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