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Срд 23 Окт 2013 05:29:05
Is your dick so cold that you need to throw some vodka at your penis to fuck bears?


Срд 23 Окт 2013 05:47:40
bump
No, it's the opposite. It's so hot so we must pour vodka or alcohol on it to cool it down, so we don't harm a bear.

Срд 23 Окт 2013 06:05:10
>>56569208
My bear don't like penisez.

Срд 23 Окт 2013 06:13:27
>>56569306
My penis dont like bears.

Срд 23 Окт 2013 06:17:39
>>56568920
Bon soir, Mimi-Siku.

Срд 23 Окт 2013 06:18:08
>>56569388
Liar, liar.

Срд 23 Окт 2013 06:19:53
>>56569306
I think, your bear is broken. Do you have warranty?

Срд 23 Окт 2013 06:21:32
>>56569436
I swear! he's all getting small (even smaller than usual) and screamin, like : Nooo! not that! not tha-a-at!

Срд 23 Окт 2013 06:27:07
>>56568920

I SORRY MY COMRADE, IT'S JUST THAT MA BEAR IS TO SHY TO BE PENETRATED BY MY HARD DICK, BECAUSE WHENEVAR I TRY TO FUCK HIM, I CAN'T STOP PLAYING MY BALALAYKA, AND TRY TO PUT SOME MATRESHKA UP HIS ASS. BUT YOU KNOW, I SAW HIM SUCKING ON KALASHNIKOV, THAT WAS NOT A GOOD IDEA SO HE SHOOT ONE OF HIS EYES OF, SO I GAVE HIM A PPSH-41 WITH A BAYONET. SO NOW WE LIVE SEPERATEDLY, WE ONLY DRIVE THE T-34 TOGETHER AND SHOOT SOME OCASIONAL AMERICANS, WE ALSO LIKE TO SHARE VODKA AND SELL USHANKAS.

THUS OUR LIFE IS GREAT! AND WE HAIL THE TZAR, THE LENIN, THE STALIN, THE PUTTIN AND MOTHER SOVIET RUSSIA!!!

HAIL TO THE RED! AND MAY ALL NON RUSSIANS DIE IN AGONY!

ALSO WHEN WE ARE OUT OF FUEL IN OUR T-34 WE DON'T GO TO GAS STATION, WE JUST TAKE SOME OF THE URANIUM FORM NUCLEAR MISSILES HIDDEN UNDERNEATH OUR HOME IN A TOP SECRET MILITARY BASE, WHERE ME, NIKOLAY, DMITRIY, BORIS, AND IVAN ARE WORKING. THE ONLY PROBLEM IS THA HATCH GETS STUCK WHEN IT'S LESS THAN -60 DEGREE CELCLIUM OUTSIDE

WE ALSO OCASIONLY WORK ON ANOTHER BASE AND BUILD TOP SECRET NEXT GENERATION FIGHTER AIR CRAFTS, BUT THAT IS ANOTHER STORY.


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Срд 23 Окт 2013 06:47:46
>>56569469
Maybe "Not that AGAIN"?

Срд 23 Окт 2013 06:54:09
>>56569515
So boring.
By the way, comrades, when i fasten my ushanka, surround sounds volume decreases.
Whats wrong with me? Maybe you can advise some pills?

Срд 23 Окт 2013 06:56:12
>>56569659
I dunno, maybe.

Срд 23 Окт 2013 07:06:28
>>56569690
>any pills
slffix

Срд 23 Окт 2013 07:35:23
съебите отсюда черти пиндоские хули вы на руской борде забыли!! ВАЛИИИИТЕЕЕ
OBAMA SHIT AMERIKA SUCK!!!!

Срд 23 Окт 2013 07:44:37
>>56568920
I need some vodka in me to fuck anyone.

Срд 23 Окт 2013 09:52:50
>>56569449
Why did I laughed about this?

Срд 23 Окт 2013 10:15:55
>>56570003
Why so serious, baby? Relax and enjoy.


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