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кому ты пиздишь?
Сейчас тред наводнят дибилоиды и понторезы с плохим английским:
Fjkdf fskn fas kajfkmwkj mv kasd mksdfasd?
Da pohui nam, puppy ebaniy.
You mean "Hell"
first proof you are nzfag, else your mamka is gonna be fucked hard
Do you have giant insects and snakes like Australia does?
No not at all, just big birds
You're not nz! You're hohol enanyj behind proxy!
Take a photo with "sup /b/ 23.11.2013". And something nzlandian must be on it.
Flags shows your proxy.
How much is minimal salary in nz?
Hi, I chan. Proof will not.
An average Russian barely knows a lot about the NZ so it would be just so say that no one gives a fuck, m8.
I like because of rugby and weta digital.
A human with pig head.
Idi nahui proxy
new zealand is a large pasture?
Russians loves nobody. They hates all other nations and think that only Russia is the greatest country in whole world. But they hates it too, though.
Btw, russians don't call themselves "russians". There're more often use word "pidorashkas". It's more correct word for naming us. Use it whenever you want say "russians". And instead of "Russia" say "Rushka" (short varinat), or "Pidorashka" (full official name of our country)
Hey there, neighbor !
How are your sheep ?
Its the 24th now here but I'll do 23 for you yuropeans
New zealand whoaaaa , how did you you get so far dude ? Nevermind, good luck to you and your sheeps.
How about internets? Speed? Limits? What about FUKINGEPOLICE that give you sgushenka for torrents?
Get out from under the proxy, clowan, and only then create thread.
Почему GPS локацию отключил?
And this is the envious hohol behind russian proxy. He wanted to wade into EU, but obosralsya, and now he blame Russia.
Do russians like the fact that Americans tend to not like us?
(We didn't let their boats into our harbor and they got mad)
Are you starred in "lord of the rings?"
i dont know mang. NZ is hobbits country, thats all
Internet is fine, a bit slow. Noone gets arrested for torrents
Pidorashka is, actually Ukrainian surname. Lyashko, Klichko, Pidarashko and so on.
I fucked yo' mamka in perdachello
Fuck that a-holes!
Hey, I always wanted to know, do you have broadband all over the island? How much do you pay for it?
Lukashenko go to hiu!
I know that New Zealand is a quality country in the southern hemisphere.
More proof for you suspicious bastards, here is the "location" mode on my ipod
Make a screenshot of your speedtest or gtfo, faggot.
Ты что-то путаешь. Тут их любят, тут не любят пидорашек вроде тебя.
its 2:20 AM its dark as shit
Is it true that nothing ever happens in NZ and Australia? No world around u buddies, only sea.
Even currency for ur money never change.
Also i heard that u can get jailed for hentai and loli
Is that some kind of trolling, yep?
If not, how did you find this psychotronic prison?
>>57799991>Do russians like new zealand?
We just really don't give a fuck 'bout your country. It is too far from our motherland.
loli is illigal yep
but yes its really quiet >>57801074
>>57799991>Do russians like new zealand?
most of us have no idea where it is
>>57801048>100 NZ a month for 500 gigs >2013>limited internet traffic
That's sad as fuck.
В командировке что ли, уёбок?
>>57801264>most of us have no idea where it is
It would be true if most of us are 5-years-old-boys.
anibody will translate this for I? OP-kun
Is it hard to immigrate to New Zealand ?
Can i live in your house ?
hey, can u toss up some jobsites for NZ?
I always dreamed to live in oceania
How did you find out about 2ch.hk?
So how does it fucking prove that you're in the New Zealand? Show me something more convincing.
lots of asians here, so I guess its easy, I have EU citizenship too so we can swap
Здарова, а я из Голандии.
like what!? its pitch black outside and I don't have any damn souvenirs of NZ
>>57801439>I have EU citizenship
So why do you live in the fucking colony with no internet?
Yeah, that'll be nice. You'll move to Russia and give me your house. That's the street you'll live in. How does it sound?
Лол, это провал.
Im sunburnt! isnt it winder up in your part of the world? it was a hot day today
Show me your ID. You can black out your name and private information if you want.
Show us your socket.
With proof of course
In mother-Russia we have lotsa of caucassians.
А были ли реальные треды буржуев здесь? Или их трудно отличить от Двачеров, которые учатся на мамины деньги за бугром?
Тоже мне, поналетели хуйца сосунуть. Кто рулеточку будет создавать сегодня?
А что, такой известный?
пидорашка не знает, что кавказец по английске это белый
I was shitposting on 4chan and there was a link to here, and do you mean legal highs? yeah they sell them in stores but people are trying to get them banned >>57801553
I only found out I was german too recently >>57801566
Everyone sees Russians as really tough, no-nonsense people who are resourceful and get things done- and dont give a shit
Уже который год крутят рулеточку - смотри номер поста, пиздуй на такой-то чан. И там список борд некоторых стран.
А вообще ты нюфак и лалка столько-то взаимных набегов было
anons, this is it!
lets turn 2ch into another english-speaking board
so we would filter out the kids!
or wait, there will be english-speaking kids instead...
Please get the fuck out of that website. You Fagot level is very hight. Your fucking tread is dumbass as i ever seems.
Is it 3G or what?
I pay $30 a month for my 100 mbps. My friend in Kiev, Ukraine pays $10 a month for the same speed. Jealous?
Не ньюфаг, в тематических досках сидел. А потом съехал, и поселился в /би. Тредов про набеги не видел, уж извини.
Казахов сюда не звали.
N - И
R - Я
L - Г
НУ ЧО ОБОСРАЛСЯ? ГЫГВГГЫГЫГЫЫГ Я ГАНДОН.
укативших в дойчланд тоже.
Okay, now I believe you. So how's your mom doin'?
t be stupid. We don
t need another 4chan.
nice english phaggot
>>57801733>do you mean legal highs
Yes. So you haven't try them? Phenylpiperazines must be very unpleasant from the psychopharmacological point of view. I wanted to know from someones personal experience.>on 4chan and there was a link to here
Never thought americans knew about this place.
Can you easily play online video games (implied that game has australian server)
I need more proof. Your street or your window. And please whorebuch be fat at another website.
Укурки так говорят? Возьму на заметку.
Well im feeling sad because our dumb fucking country is anti-nuclear
will russia-chan give some nukes?
What is Rissia?
Oh you! Let me practice my engrish, иди нахуй.не-ОП
Hey bob. How is your testicular cancer?
У меня такой интернет был в 2008.
Well, I'll give you some nukes if you kill our president. Please?
OHSHI. Bro, I have 10 Mpbs unlimited only for $20.
Yes aussie servers have like 40 ping
I hear russians are awfull when they join becuase they just swear constanly
А теперь ты пиздуешь к шведам.
putin is a laughing stock here >>57802209
thats the one
Hello, my name is George, i from USA, but now using russian proxy.
Is it true that when you flash water in toilet, it goes down in anticlockwise direction?
Internet is cheaper in Kiev, you stupid hohol.
not sure, how much water is in russian toilets? it was like a pond when I went to america
Are you serious? I don't have any words, to say how fat you are.
sorry for the retard on this board
don't judge a country by a few b-tards
Bad guy who lives in Russia and do bad things.
>>57802343>you stupid hohol >>57802320
Gastarbeiter in the thread, everyone in the construction site.
Don't be so jolly about it, never forget you're ukr-saloeater, .
>tfw when have a functioning government
come over here ruskies, we have a farm waiting for you
I don'tFucking gypsies.
Irkutian bastards can't lend a optical line to UU. They have 100 mbps for $40.
enuff for put ur face in o4ko
I only know that Drakula lived there.
give the guy some trophies and you know what i mean
Pidorashka ith thread, everyone put your watniks on.
I'm not fat, you suka pidoras chernomaziy.
Mate our english is so far from perfect, not as bad as australians
our rivalry with australia is like yours with finlan, exept we dont kill or hate eachother as much
More in Russia toilet bigger than other toilet. I use import toilet, old toilet is more helpful than that copy of original "clothet".
practice your anus, dog.
Проваливай хохломразь тебе здесь не рады!!!!!!!!!
this is the typical impression russia has in english speaking counties guys
that you are all fucking insane
My dad fucked your mom as she couldn't pay for herion dose.
We dont kill fins since WW2 and like each other nowadays, lots of fins in St-Petersburg and russkies in Helsinki, crossing the border or immigrating is quite easy.
Churka, go to the supermarket and bring me beer and backon. Quickly.
>>57802423>Pidorashkey - homosexual russians
You are wrong. Homosexul russians its ok.Pidorashkey means something else. Political scum from your moms stinky cunt i guess.
how do ruskies feel about the USSR/CCCP? Prefer now or then?
newbs, watch me doing this
Yeah, i like New Zealand, but i don't know anything about this country, lol. I guess this country is better then homorussia.
That's kinda true, but we are moar like last 19 Century style european nation, with lots of white trash, fighting, drinking, wilderness, explotation and shit.
Gay marrage is legal here
you guys have tons of anti gay laws right?
Do you like cute boys ? I wanna be your, take me from Ukrashka i gonna be a cool gayshlyha im tired to live in Sovok.
Different. Somebody hate, somebody like.
The oldest people do like ussr. New breed not at all. But we really hate 90's, it was awful time.
I hate USSR and all commies. My mother hate commies, my father hate commies, my grandpa hate commies and even my grandgrandpa hated commies.
Take me too, New Zealand i'm his >>57802838
no, its all just about talks and tv, nothing's happening attention-worthy actually.
Dat shit is kinda complicated, brah. Most oldfags 60+ bitch about how good it was ALL the time, younger people 30-50 have no illusions mostly (except for very poor) and accept new times, newfags 14-29 mostly have mixed feelings, on one hand we were great and could get shit done space army and stuff, on the other socialist scum, no shops and shortages of well everything.
Russia sounds like a harsh place, its pretty damn cocooned here, you get given tons of money by the government just for being a native or having lots of kids, I admit I dont know what "bad times" would feel like
Yeah, people here are not tolerant, lol. Government also wants to defeat all gays. BUT every man do like lesbian, but male-gays can be beaten by drunk bydlo. I mean, for gay tourists it's safer not say that they're homos.
Actually there is nothing different between USSR and now. Almost the same old faggots rules the country also try to forbid everything.
R u fucking insane?
b..but you are just baby russia
ti cho samiy ymniy shtole ?
Yeah, these laws are moar like to protect homos from drunken bydlo or wanna-be nazis like tesak, havent heard about any real persecutions.
You really think they do? You can't buy something on this money - you can spent it on flat (and is still not enough).
Poshel nahui pindos ebanii, mi vas udelaem eshe
>>57800168> puppy ebaniy
We have tons of environment obsessed assholes that stop the government doing anything that touches nature
>>57803061>but you are just baby russia
But New Zealand just baby Australia. Or baby UK?
Пиздец тупой, прочитай ещё раз.
This hohol's pookan just went off. There's nothing to see her citizen, get moving!
baby america now, we worship them
Look, commie's ass has blown up in this thread!
It's not winter that fucks shit up, it's russians! Honestly, the only way to defeat Russia is to make russians fight amongst themselves and their kindred nations - choorkas, hohlys, kazakhy and on, like it was in 1918 and 1991.
Кто нибудь, переведите ему пасту про не покрашенные движки пакфа и безумных русских.
It's alright. You have to obbey your master.
Nobody gives a fuck about the nature here. I have tons of butthurt about that.
your grandpa disliked commies and he (according to your previous post) is still alive.
which means you were born somewhat 199X.
No there really are openly gay marriages often, we have like gay-pride parade
Yeah thats sad, what do you guys think about china? hate or like?
Yeah, russkies are pretty tough but in goes like this - there is RUSSIA, a simple state, and GREAT RUSSIA (UKRAINE, KAZAKHSTAN, FINLAND, OCCASIONALLY POLAND, AND OTHER SHIT) - a motherfucking rape machine of death, like the difference between DEUTCHLAND AND GROSSDEUTHCLAND.
Mmm, i dunno, i fact we don't care about China. But sone anons from the far east should dilike them.
I have german citizenship too, the fucking lang given to poland after the war makes me so fucking mad, polski just sits there and gets land from loosing wars
they are ok.
or wait, are you considering those as human species?
Also, we have some terrorists and sometimes swat kills them :3
>>57803429>which means you were born somewhat 199X.
I was born in 1992. My grandpa in 1934. And so?
Possal na melkobukvennogo
Another normal nation, but can't into programming.
Russia is power, New Zealand is a grave! Stalin, Dostoevskiy!
What about shooting them for great justice?
Shit. We can sold you some gays.
so many asians in our biggest city, you would think it was china/korea
Обоссалъ сго бзточчного господина.
>>57803746>as trendy and cool here
Your country is "proebana".
Lawl, after the first WW they gave land too, it took us and germans a month to get our land back. Poles are bitchy and stupid nation with too much shit, worse then Ukrainins (our retarded little brothers with nice girls) and Czechs (these guys have nice beer, porn and humour.)
Asians are better then turks, arabs and others from the middle east. Am i right?
you know russia tried to buy dairy farms from us in return for some T-72 tanks, some MiGs and a nuclear sub in the 90's? we a peace freaks so that wasn't accepted lol
Shut up and take my T-72.
its like when Holmes was like
- Watson, whats that noise coming from outside?
- homosexuals are rioting for gay marriages, sir
- Does someone forbid them to do that?
- No, sir
- Why are they rioting then?
- Faggots, sirdeal with my lack of e-vocabulary
Why you don't just shoot them off? It's quite simple.
In moscque-cow there are lots of asians and choorkas too, a horrible place. If u ever visit russia start by St-Petersburg or Kaliningrad, european, white, cultured and clean.
fucking arabs, you guys should have fucked up Afghanistan more while you were there >>57803893
Ukraine to you guys sounds like canada to the USA
We know, lol. Цe have nothing to sell except weapons.
ещё я шифт надрывать буду для какого-то анона, пфф.
да ты ж ебанутый!
Moscow is occupied by CHURKAS from Chechnya and dagestan.
>tfw when our airforce only has helicopters and no jets at all
Наверное, пальцы у тебя такие же короткие как и хуй?
These sorts of arabs live next door to us. So sad, but true. I prefer koreans or chinese people.
Turks, arabs and others are better then fucking hohols. Am I right?
our nature is really nice, it literally looks exactly like this 100m behind my house
No. Hohols invented SALO and GORILKA.
Fucking homophobe shame on u! >>57804204
Yeah, but canada at least has economy and culture, hohly are poor and come to russia for jobs in great numbers. We accept them thou, kindred nation. >>57804038
We did, commies even tried building schools and educating wimmenz, but then orders came and we pulled back, killed over 1000000 donkey-fuckers there.
да ты соси, соси, не отвлекайся
Nice but what about industry?
fukken lol'd. Also, hohols invented hohlo-whores.
Haha and you call that nice?
Get on my level lel
no problemo my eastern yurop friend
Do u even produce smthing? Or just import gays?
Bilbo Baggins ofc.
Syebi, tolstiy pidorashka
I am immigrate to NZ in next month. Very excited about it. Can you tell me and my russian comrads about this wonderful country's mode of life? Sorry for my english.
OK, now i'll show you some photos of my town
its a friendly rivialy, we get along fine
View from mah window, no shit.
Its nice, we have a really relaxed and friendly atmosphere
ЖИД ЖИД ЗА ТОБОЮ ЧЕРТ БЕЖИТ!!1
Do you know Zyzz? U mirin'?
Somebody, help me! Haven't u seen my bear and vodka? It's 6 p.m. and i'm sober!
This guy is from mah neigbourhood. His name is Balbes.
Our is pretty cool too! Altai Mountains, for example.
Cya tomorrow, nigga?
Сейчас до кента уже убегаю, потом на Доктора иду.
Не сегодня, к сожалению.
Я у родичей в Израиле отдыхаю, сам я руззке, да.
Do russians like new norway?
I don't speak any russian so someone translate if you can
Stop lying, jewish parasite!
Не забудь пару пакистанских детишек шмальнуть!
>>57805096>parents are jews>son russian>nice try, Izya >>57804223
Wow! Can you deliever an Instagram account or smth like that with another NZ landscapes?
Который час у этого отзывчивого из Зеландии?
Are you sirius, faget? this is Swedish Xzibit.
no man, dat is new nowray itt. ask me anything.
О, Казэкстан в треде. У меня там вся родня пересидела.
Не обижайте интуриста!
nehuy bylo na vozhdya gnat' my friend.
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