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Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:14:06
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Только на английском языке разрешено





Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:14:32
>>60533922
idi nahuy

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:15:32

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:17:12
>>60533922
ай донт гив а шит, фагет

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:17:16

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:17:41
>>60533922
WTF on the OP-pic?
Учил немецкий в школе, не ругайтесь.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:18:50
>>60534086
hui sosi

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:19:13
>>60534103
It is a fairy, dude.


Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:21:10
>>60534169
Why cats are so autistic? It didn't even notice that TV fell down.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:22:43
>>60534249
I think the cat is just an asshole hahaha.
What do you mean by autistic?


Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:24:52
Landon is the capital of Great Britan!

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:25:31
>>60533922
Hui sosal? Barrel delal? Anus tebe english, pes.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:25:51
>>60534311
Cats definitely have autism. They can stare at one spot for a fucking hour, sometimes they don't react to things that are happening around them, they just fucking sit and stare and do nothing.

Here's scientific proof:
http://spacehost.us/~aliki/autism/autiecats.html


Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:26:58
sup, 2ch
Kuwait-kun reporting
will answer your questions

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:28:42
>>60534400
Indeed!
>>60534451
Hahaha that's pretty funny.


Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:30:42
>>60534249
>
Those cat only do like his buisness some strong! But not any autisticing!

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:31:34
>>60534512
Hello Kuwait-kun
How are things in Kuwait

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:35:35
Ам гонна толк лайк Мутко хере!

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:37:30
>>60534584
It's not fucking funny.
It's fucking scary.

Does it mean that autistic people have brains of a cat?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:37:54
>>60534707
it's going slow, not much new to me
we logged a new formation, but I guess that's not going to give you any clue
I took a New Year vacation, watched Putin at twelve with my parents

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:38:54
I FACK MAMKU OPA
HUY SUCKAY
SAJA
SKRIL

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:40:15
>>60534996
Poo can bomb a null!

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:40:16
>>60534940
I think you are paranoid, anon.
Autistic people don't have the brain of a cat because they are not a cat.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:41:47
>>60534954
Yeah I don't know what you mean by new formation.
Do people in Kuwait watch anime?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:44:47
>>60533922
As you know, I have two.chairs... One of them with koliya tochenye, another one with hui drochenye.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:44:49
>>60535060
Cap'n, is that you?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:46:08
>>60535255
Wutcha gonna do, man?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:46:41
>>60535125
>Yeah I don't know what you mean by new formation.
it's a layer of ground with sone NISHTYAKS in it meaning oil and gas, isolated from other layers by clay. The thing is, last year it blew out with lots of gas and H2S dissolved in it, so lots of people could have died, and now we were chosen to be THE crew that does logging for it, sort of an honor

anime is for girls, didn't you know?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:49:20
>>60535337
>NISHTYAKS



Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:50:16
Let's speak from our hearts in this ITT.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:50:31
>>60535255
You wot m8
>>60535259
Yes.
>>60535337
That is pretty neat. Good luck to you Kuwait-kun.
Some anime is for girls, yes.
What do people in Kuwait do for fun?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:51:50
>>60535489
>What do people in Kuwait do for fun?
eat out and shop, seriously
also watch American movies
that's about all

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:52:31
>>60535489
Killing each other, using some old soviet tanks 'n' guns. It's obvious.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:53:08
пожаловался модератору на подпиндосных выблядков. наслаждайтесь баном, СУКИ

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:53:38
>>60533922
How do you do?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:54:19
>>60535555
New American movies or old ones?

Is there any good music scene at all?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:54:30
>>60535576
btw, Kuwait has now biggest American military base in Midlle East and on the other hand is buing Russian latest warfare i.e. BMP, BTR

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:55:10
>>60535618
I am okay, anon.
How about you?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:55:29
>>60535637
>Is there any good music scene at all?
U wot, m8?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:55:32
>>60534940
Are you fuckin idiot, how PEOPLE can have CAT's brain? I think you are really retarded, you motherfucker.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:56:18
>>60535682
Is there many musicians in Kuwait

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:56:33
>>60535600
Вотцап виф ёр пукан, онон?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:56:40
>>60535668
I have just fucked your mom so I'm great! :)

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:57:25
How to become native speaker 100%?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:57:30
>>60535725
слышь мразь по-русски пиши!

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:58:33
>>60535729
That's nice.
How was it?


Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:58:55
>>60535712
>Is there many
Ehh...

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:00:06
>>60535768
Just keep practicing I suppose.
I can always tell Russian and slav posters on the net because they have very distinct English mistakes.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:00:25
>>60535809
Oh, it was fantastic! Your mom is whore with a great experience!

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:00:28
>>60535774
ВАЮВОНАКИЛМИ!ВЫР!ВЫРВЫР!ВАЮВЛНА!ВЫР!

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:01:24
>>60535819
Go fuck yourself!

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:01:36
I can very well spoken English. You faggots is nothing compared to my.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:01:48
>>60533922
реквестирую нормальный перевод этой пасты чтобы не было стыдно на фочане постить

Ну давай разберем по частям, тобою написанное. Складывается впечатление что ты реально контуженный , обиженный жизнью имбицил )) Могу тебе и в глаза сказать, готов подойти послушать) Вся та хуйня тобою написанное это простое пиздабольство , паладин ты комнатный)) от того что ты много написал, жизнь твоя лучше не станет)) пиздеть не мешки ворочить, много вас таких по весне оттаяло )) Про таких как ты говорят Мама не хотела, папа не старался) Вникай в моё послание тебе постарайся проанализировать и сделать выводы для себя ))

inb4 гугловский перевод

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:02:03
It is lunch time , so I live threat.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:03:40
>>60535952
Ну вот по-быстрому набросал.
Well, let's analyze piecemeal written thee. One gets the impression that you really shell-shocked, offended life imbitsil)) Can you in the eye and say, ready to go listen) All that garbage is a simple written thee pizdabolstvo paladin you room)) from what you wrote a lot, your life becomes better not) ) not complain tossing bags, many of them like you in the spring thawed)) About like you say Mom did not want dad did not try) Take heed to my message you try to analyze and draw conclusions for yourself))

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:04:08

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:05:22
>>60535952

One day I posted my translation in a "review-in-parts-thread". But I'm too lazy to type it anew.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:05:32
>>60535819
Are you so lacking in skill that you must resort to being a grammar faggot on the net to feel good about yourself? Did the tiny discrepancy make the entire question incomprehensible?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:05:49
OP's mother is bitch, and his father is trap

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:06:36
Kazakhstan-kun is here!
Ask your questions!

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:07:11
I am >>60535880
>>60535943 This is what I mean when I say very distinct English mistakes, lol.
>>60535894
Please tell me more, anon. :)
>>60535962
What?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:08:34
>>60536112
OP here, thanks that's very nice of you.
Can you tell me more?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:08:50
>>60536152

Ду ю сак дикс, мамбет?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:09:10
ВЫ ЧТО ТУТ ПО-АНГЛИЙСКИ РАЗГОВАРИВАЕТЕ, ИРОДЫ?? НЕБОСЬ ИНТРИГИ ПРОТИВ ПРОСТОГО АНОНА ПЛЕТЕТЕ??



Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:09:27
>>60536022
> pizdabolstvo
Go fuck yourself.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:09:40
>>60536152
How do you feel about the movie Borat, Kazakhstan-kun?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:10:08

>>60536179
I are shutting down you fagget and your nugget family with all your brother's sister's aunt's doctor's tractors reactors so go ducking yourself.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:10:13
>>60536276
MOM PLS LOGIN FROM!

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:10:56
>>60536276
нет

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:11:28
>>60536100
Nah, but dat's embarrassing mistake, y'know. Btw I.m not very good with grammar myself.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:12:03
>>60536317
>tractors reactors
Please continue, anon.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:13:00
Hey guys. Lets talk about something you call TYAN. What is it? Do you have this thing? What if Im 29 yo and still never found any TYAN?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:13:08

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:13:17
>>60536276

The level of most anons is insufficient to write a more complicated thing than "OP is hui, he's maza whore".

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:13:30
>>60536260
Of course I do and sometimes I make barrels
>>60536299
> How do you feel about the movie Borat, Kazakhstan-kun?
I don't know what are you talking about


Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:14:49
>>60536427
I'm backing continuing! Your time-space condominium is conducting counter clouds creating crystal crunch!

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:15:56

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:16:19
МАЙ ИНГЛИШ ВЕРИ БЭТ! АЙ ФАК Ю БИЧС! АЙ ФАК Ю ЭЛ ФЭМАЛИ АНД Ю ФРИЕНДС! АЙ ДОНТНАУ ВОТ АЙ ТЭЛК ЭБАУТ! АЙ ЭМ ПСИХОПАТ?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:17:30
>>60536392
Okay.
>>60536468
I know what TYAN is. Do you even TYAN bro?
>>60536476
Why are you confused?
>>60536498
I do not know if you are joking. It was a movie for cultural learnings of America for make benefit glorious nation of Kazakhstan

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:18:18
>>60536560
Keep posting Anon.
These will make great song lyrics.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:18:21
>>60536608

Welcome to our hut!

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:19:42
>>60536355
ТЫ ЧЕ МАТЕРИ ГРУБИШЬ, СОПЛЯК?? ЛЮДА, НЕСИ РЕМЕНЬ, СЕЙЧАС Я ЕГО БЫСТРО ОТУЧУ ТАК ГОВОРИТЬ!



Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:20:13
>>60536608
Welcome Jap bro.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:20:16
>>60535952
Let's analyze the text was written by you. There is an impression that you're really stupid faggot who was punished by his life. I can say it to you in real life, will you be ready to listen to me? That's bullshit was written by you it's a fuckin lie, you 'internet-hero'. Your life will not be better if you write so much. There say about people like you mother didn't want and father didn't try. So you faggot fathom into my message for you. Try to analyze it and make some conclusions for yourself :)

AND NOW GO FUCK YOURSELF

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:20:51
>>60533922
там же есть интернашинал. вот там иди и поговори на английском. здесь кто говорит на английском тот уебан лох ну и так далее, открывай словарь оскорблений и прямо подряд выписывай

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:21:29
>>60536695
You no idea has of my purpose, oh no. A great Jesus and Mohammed I are. Mohammed Ali. World wide web diffuses human intelligence. Thousands will die after gastrointestinal worm attack. Due to the prolongation of that, Muslims will stay peaceful. I'm not on drugs, I a.m. the drug.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:21:55
>>60536746
нет


Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:22:30
>>60536324
>LOGIN FROM!
Wtf man?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:22:38
>>60536485
What level are you talking about? I noticed some visitors of this board are concluding their messages with something like '16lvl tyan'. Youre talking about thst thing, don't you?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:22:53
>>60536622
ЭМ АЙ СУКА, а не ай эм.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:23:25
>>60536797
нет
>>60536819
You are an insane genius, anon.


Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:23:33
>>60536766
А где скобачки? Перевод твой - хуйня.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:23:38
>>60536152
City?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:24:22
>>60535952
Alright let's discuss that stuff you wrote. It seems you really are confused, abused-by-life imbecile )) I can say that in your face, care to come and listen) That shit you wrote is a load of bullcrap, you basement paladin)) you wrote so much but your life won't become better because of it)) blabbing is easy, aren't there so many like you thawed when spring came )) People say about ones like you Mama didn't want and Papa didn't care) Consider carefully my message to you try to analyze it and come to conclusions about yourself ))

Мой вариант самый пиздатый.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:24:25
>>60536856
THE INSTITUTE OF SQUIRREL.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:24:33
>>60536866
Do you even TYAN bro?

lvl9001tyan

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:24:55
>>60536835
это же Грегори Хауз

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:25:47
>>60536766

A 3/10 translation.

>>60536866

I don't take your point.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:25:59
Hi guys! I from Russia. First time on /int/ ))))))

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:26:01
>>60536959
You guys are the best.


Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:26:13
>>60533922
>Только на английском языке разрешено
Instant fail.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:27:00
>>60536909
что значит нет?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:27:10
>>60536917
В англоязычных интернетах не пользуются скобачками в качестве недосмайлов. Это у руснявых так принято.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:27:19
Can u teach me english?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:28:09
>>60536995
н-нет?


Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:28:30
>>60537113
Yes indeed no way I can't.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:29:14
ФИЛИАЛ /INT/ ФОРЧОНГА
ФИЛИАЛ /INT/ ФОРЧОНГА >>60537040
Go away, shitposter


Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:29:20

>>60533922
is allowed. Ebanashka.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:29:23
Lets do some math. Can anyone divide six hundred by two?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:29:32
>>60533922
>Только на английском языке разрешено
nahooy poshol))

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:29:56

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:30:03

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:30:37
>>60537242
It gives us three multiplied by ten to the power of TWO.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:30:50
>>60537102
Ты ошибочный. Пользуются.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:31:59
ФИЛИАЛ /INT/ ФОРЧОНГА
Fuckin Russian tards ITT

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:32:00
>>60537040
Welcome to /int/ Russia bro.
>>60537238
да
>>60537242
The answer is 69.
>>60537253
Okay.


Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:32:26
>>60537325
EAT THE TRACTOR DRIVER'S POO



Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:32:31
>>60537242
Three hundren. What's a trick?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:32:59
>>60537173
что нет? а кто это? Уилл Смитт? похож на Хауза.. это же Хауз

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:33:08
>>60537282
Please, say to me, how u learn english?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:33:20

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:33:26
>>60537430
What is 'poo'?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:33:56
>>60537439
>Three hundren
Suck a tractor driver's dick!

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:33:57
>>60537439
SUCK THE TRACTOR DRIVER'S DICK


Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:34:42
>>60537485
At first you need to study cocks' sucking...

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:34:43
>>60537500
Google it, mate.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:35:26
ФИЛИАЛ /INT/ ФОРЧОНГА
>>60537494
American victim of capitalism?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:35:35
Da fuck you doin here? Are you nuts?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:36:12
>>60537565
Suck the tractor driver's plate!

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:36:12
>>60537521

Why "the", lolka? Do you mean a definite tractor driver?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:36:42
>>60537623
We are stoned. not really

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:36:46
>>60537565
FUCK YOU BITCH I WILL NOT EAT EXCREMENT

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:36:53
>>60537473
I do not know what you are saying friend, so here is a gif of Will Smith dancing.
>>60537485
You have to practice, anon. :)


Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:37:28
>>60537657
Yes I do, why you so stupid?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:37:42
>>60537657
I meant the definite dick.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:38:05
>>60537613
>fucking russian soooo stupid

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:39:09
>>60537485
>tell me
Also, fuck yourself, schoolboy.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:39:45
ФИЛИАЛ /INT/ ФОРЧОНГА
>>60537794
I from Lithuania, great coutry in North Europe, u stupid cunt

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:39:45
>>60537753 >>60537772

It should be clear what tractor driver you mean. For instance, your tractor driver should have been mentioned earlier so that you can say "THE tractor driver".

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:39:46
>>60537704
ты врешь, ты всё понимаешь! ты обманщик! сначала напиздел, что там не Хауз, когда там был Хауз, а потом начал врать, что ты не понимаешь. Если там не Хауз, то кто же тогда?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:40:08
>>60537500
корма
>>60537613
If you want.
>>60537623
Yes.

We tractor drivers now.


Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:41:07
>>60533922
du bist und bleibst f¬r mich das selbe alte AAAAAAAAAArschgesicht.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:41:37
>>60537694
You should've said "Go drink your herbs" because it was a parody of a very well known pasta. At least it was supposed to be.

rate my english /b
inb4: gogol translate

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:42:43
>>60537967
Ein faules Ei verdirbt den ganzen Brei.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:43:08
>>60537967
Fick dich, du Arschloch!

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:43:18
>>60537891

Oh it was meant to >>60537753 only.

>>60537772

You don't need to put an article for "dick" because of the possessive case. Thus the article applies to "tractor driver", not to "dick".

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:43:35
>>60537891
We are ALL the tractor driver.
>>60537890
Welcome Lithuania bro. How is Lithuania life? Good?
>>60537865
Leave anon alone, he just wants to learn.
>>60537892
I used google translate! I'm sorry. I do not know who was house.


Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:43:48
>>60533922
SOSITE MOI HYI

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:43:56
Testing

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:44:45
>>60537697
Well, then eat your mother's undergarment.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:44:59
>>60537967 >>60538074 >>60538099
Oh, well, dirty German's assholes are here too.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:45:18
advice me a place like 2ch to improve my english lang

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:45:19
>>60538099
>Fick dich, du Arschloch!
Double von Hahn l¬gt

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:45:50
>>60537967
I don't know what Arschgesicht but welcome Germanbro.


Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:45:52
>>60538225
Obvious 4chan is obvious.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:45:58
>>60537890
> u suck dicks?
> doing barrel?
> fuck OPs mom?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:46:12
>>60538122
If he wants to learn, then he shall go and first fuck himself with a penis of wild boar. Then he shall eat it and afterwards he can call himself an English Lord. The easiest way I know.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:46:29
Хуй


Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:46:51
>>60538208
Now who's German and why is he so famous?


Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:47:04
>>60538208
Die Engl”nder Tiere, nur die deutschen sind die groЏen Nation

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:47:37
> this non-canonical OP-post
OP is a fag, but a cool one. Like Freddy Mercury.


Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:48:29
>>60538316
Zip file

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:48:38
>>60538310
He is sort of your dad.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:48:38
>>60538316
Zwei Tee Tasse zu diesem Mann.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:48:39
ФИЛИАЛ /INT/ ФОРЧОНГА
>>60538122
Not so good like I want.

>>60538267
I thought u always doing this

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:49:02
>>60538352
Thanks I will take that as a compliment.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:49:20
Sup faggots ITT.
I've got a shitload of, guess what?
Nothing!
Where is your god now?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:49:31
Господа, а вот на простое приветствие в англоязычных странах (не дружеское, а просто если взглядом встретились или что-то в этом роде) можно отвечать "Glad to see you"?


Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:49:32
>>60538259
except 4chan plz, I heard 4chan was a garbage

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:49:59
>>60538208
>>60538310
How many assholes are there in the body of this incredible German?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:50:03
>>60538481
Of course.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:50:40
>>60538481
as you want

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:50:43
>>60538481
>I heard
Just go fuck yourself already.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:50:44
ЧфачЧШ хшиб ЧффйцЩ.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:50:46
Тупые пиндосы, пиздуйте в свою траханую америку!!! Россия для русских!!!!!

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:50:49
>>60538426
Why?
>>60538267
Anon how am i of doing barrels?


Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:51:11
>>60538467
> god
My god Malal right now rips and tears Imperial scum.
>>60538481
I won't recommend that, it's more of a friends-tier greeting.
>>60538483
> was
It is a garbage.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:51:14

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:51:39
>>60538122
доктор Хауз. ЗЕ ДОКТОР ХАУЗ, тот самый блять, из сериала. вот этот доктор Хауз, что на картинки >>60536835. я просил всего лишь подтвердить, что это он. зачем было врать?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:51:42
>>60533922
>Only English language allowed
>Только на английском языке разрешено
BWAHAHAH! SOSNOOLEY! в первом жи посте.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:51:58
>>60538570
but how can I execute such a fantastic act

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:52:11
>>60538521
>How many assholes are there in the body of this incredible German?
ir ist geschlossen deinen Mund, wenn du w¬nschen zu vermeiden Bomber ¬ber London

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:52:36
>>60538259

Anons from 4ch aren't eager to reply to my posts because I often produce unnatural-sounding sentences and they think that I'm just a moron or pretending to be one. So I can always say that I'm a foreigner, but that'd be inconvenient.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:53:00
>>60538621
Это россия, расслабся.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:53:09
>>60538409
15 99

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:53:15
>>60538570
Ватс вронг оффицер?
Сириусли, что не так с I heard?

другой анон

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:53:22
>>60538593
>It is a garbage.
I heard it was


Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:53:29
>>60538481
Yes that is perfectly acceptable.
>>60538571
Welcome Arab bro.
>>60538483
4chan is mostly garbage but sometimes it is also pretty good. /b/ is garbage but /int/ is good and so are the boards for interests like literature, food, music, video games, tv, and cooking.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:53:46
And you know for all his short life , I've had so-called happiness marry an Asian . It was all so skinny from itself , gentle and shy, but for its thinness ass she had to cancel , and the second breast size seemed to her big, but I will gladly stuck into these little pink nipples and placidly chewed until it otpylesosivala their mouth my cock. But quite apart from that the usual sex , I certainly had fetishes . Stockings , Strap , stinking byusgaltery worn on her ass it was a standard set of typical pervert , but other than that I'm still madly in love with the eyes, eyelids and precisely how these cilia grow out of them.
Once a friend came to see me , we are old friends and we talked to him on fetishes , I outlined his , well, except for his eyes , then he thinks that I fucked up and I pizdanet ears , that's really not sweet will . So , as he told me that he loved when he was a member of the bees sit on grit and heightens orgasm , when the bees perhaps prick . Well at this point I thought , well let me just try with his wife.
When she came home after a long and dreary work , as she was always ready to condemn me doshirak with starch instead of potatoes , as well as provide me a blowjob . After thereof , I thought a conversation with her on the subject of bees and then fucked , then fucking stories on how it turned out a few bees I vpizde . Submitting this picture, I abruptly refused to tell her about it, instead I decided to just buy these bees and in the evening when we go to bed and the room is dark, I obmazh member of honey bees and released , and his tigress uskoglazye offer to play in standard stuck - stuck .
The next evening, passing honey fair , I bought a thick honey and a couple of dozen buzzing bees. Arriving home , I immediately slipped into our bedroom package shoved under the bed and shuffled into the kitchen for a portion of instant noodles with potatoes and blowjob .
Night of the same day I waited until my goose is asleep , and got a package with a small tube of bees and honey . Bees sat quietly , I think they did not even know what 's going to happen . Once again, I looked at the little woman , and suddenly it dawned on me , I realized that we are talking about fetishes then no accident still two good breakfast bun classification champion snout played a role in the development of this idea. Gently opened the package and took a couple of bees, I abruptly put his Zaika forever , one bee at the bottom and two on the top , so I did with the left and right eye. And then went to bed having got a pre- alarm on the sixth floor just 15 minutes before my wife wakes up .
I quietly and heard the squeak of alarm afar , fuuu I gasped , his wife did not wake up alarm . Looking at the eyes , I realized that this is what I need , I got looked at my morning risers , pulled pants and began to fuck her in the eye pizdoglazuyu scum , after the first two shocks she woke up and started yelling . I gagged her and continued to fuck . After 5 minutes of eye- articulated copulation I came in the hope that it will not damage the cornea , lens and more that there is in it. She stopped yelling and shaking now obtained from orgasm , I realized when I planted it on the bee forever , this erogenous zone very perevozbudilas and threw a powerful flow of information about the nerves and enjoyment that has blocked on the sensations of anal- vaginal orgasm . So now my wife ebemsya just so , and what you suggested .

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:53:51
>>60538745
As if I care what you heard, cuntbag.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:54:09
Why no one doesn't pay attention? Am i weird?
Just test, nothing else.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:54:09
>>60538732
>25 99
Korrigierte nicht danke

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:54:38
Да хуй там я послушался. Сажи долбоёбам.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:54:45
>>60533922
>Только на английском языке разрешено
ХУЯСЕ)))))))))) А ЧЕ ПА РУСКОМУ НЕЛЬЗЯ ПИСАТЬ ЧТОЛИ ЕПТА?)))))))))) ЕБАЛ РОТ Я ТВОЙ

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:55:37
>>60538781
Well, let's analyze piecemeal thee written)) It seems that you really shell-shocked, offended life imbitsil)) Can you in the eye and say, ready to come to listen?) All that garbage is a simple written thee pizdabolstvo, Rambo you room)) on you wrote a lot, your life becomes better not)) do not complain tossing bags, a lot of you in the spring thawed)) About like you say, Mom did not want dad did not try) Take heed to my message to you <try to analyze and draw conclusions for yourself)

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:55:43
>>60538755
УцЧ фгЪ УЮъуј штзйЩ ЧфЮзУ хц абт ЧфзЧЦб.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:56:29
>>60538916
11 out of 10

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:56:43
>>60538916
>Well, let's analyze piecemeal thee written)) It seems that you really shell-shocked, offended life imbitsil)) Can you in the eye and say, ready to come to listen?) All that garbage is a simple written thee pizdabolstvo, Rambo you room)) on you wrote a lot, your life becomes better not)) do not complain tossing bags, a lot of you in the spring thawed)) About like you say, Mom did not want dad did not try) Take heed to my message to you <try to analyze and draw conclusions for yourself)

>Well, let's analyze piecemeal thee written)) It seems that you really shell-shocked, offended life imbitsil)) Can you in the eye and say, ready to come to listen?) All that garbage is a simple written thee pizdabolstvo, Rambo you room)) on you wrote a lot, your life becomes better not)) do not complain tossing bags, a lot of you in the spring thawed)) About like you say, Mom did not want dad did not try) Take heed to my message to you <try to analyze and draw conclusions for yourself)
>Well, let's analyze piecemeal thee written)) It seems that you really shell-shocked, offended life imbitsil)) Can you in the eye and say, ready to come to listen?) All that garbage is a simple written thee pizdabolstvo, Rambo you room)) on you wrote a lot, your life becomes better not)) do not complain tossing bags, a lot of you in the spring thawed)) About like you say, Mom did not want dad did not try) Take heed to my message to you <try to analyze and draw conclusions for yourself)
>Well, let's analyze piecemeal thee written)) It seems that you really shell-shocked, offended life imbitsil)) Can you in the eye and say, ready to come to listen?) All that garbage is a simple written thee pizdabolstvo, Rambo you room)) on you wrote a lot, your life becomes better not)) do not complain tossing bags, a lot of you in the spring thawed)) About like you say, Mom did not want dad did not try) Take heed to my message to you <try to analyze and draw conclusions for yourself)
>Well, let's analyze piecemeal thee written)) It seems that you really shell-shocked, offended life imbitsil)) Can you in the eye and say, ready to come to listen?) All that garbage is a simple written thee pizdabolstvo, Rambo you room)) on you wrote a lot, your life becomes better not)) do not complain tossing bags, a lot of you in the spring thawed)) About like you say, Mom did not want dad did not try) Take heed to my message to you <try to analyze and draw conclusions for yourself)

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:56:44
>>60538742
Да он не в грамматическом плане привязался, а в логическом, наверное. Мол, я слишком идиот, так как "слышал" всякие слухи, а сам там не был. На самом деле был, мне не понравилось. Мне и здешнее бэ не нравится. Мне б досочку помедленнее, типа vg. А v форчана подойдёт?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:56:57
>>60538848
I'll bosh yer hed in i swer on me mum ye siwmae

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:57:12
>>60533922
Иди на хуй.
>Go to dick.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:57:12

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:17:41
>>60533922
WTF on the OP-pic?
Учил немецкий в школе, не ругайтесь.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:18:50
>>60534086
hui sosi

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:19:13
>>60534103
It is a fairy, dude.


Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:21:10
>>60534169
Why cats are so autistic? It didn't even notice that TV fell down.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:22:43
>>60534249
I think the cat is just an asshole hahaha.
What do you mean by autistic?


Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:24:52
Landon is the capital of Great Britan!

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:25:31
>>60533922
Hui sosal? Barrel delal? Anus tebe english, pes.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:25:51
>>60534311
Cats definitely have autism. They can stare at one spot for a fucking hour, sometimes they don't react to things that are happening around them, they just fucking sit and stare and do nothing.

Here's scientific proof:
http://spacehost.us/~aliki/autism/autiecats.html


Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:26:58
sup, 2ch
Kuwait-kun reporting
will answer your questions

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:28:42
>>60534400
Indeed!
>>60534451
Hahaha that's pretty funny.


Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:30:42
>>60534249
>
Those cat only do like his buisness some strong! But not any autisticing!

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:31:34
>>60534512
Hello Kuwait-kun
How are things in Kuwait

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:35:35
Ам гонна толк лайк Мутко хере!

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:37:30
>>60534584
It's not fucking funny.
It's fucking scary.

Does it mean that autistic people have brains of a cat?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:37:54
>>60534707
it's going slow, not much new to me
we logged a new formation, but I guess that's not going to give you any clue
I took a New Year vacation, watched Putin at twelve with my parents

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:38:54
I FACK MAMKU OPA
HUY SUCKAY
SAJA
SKRIL

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:40:15
>>60534996
Poo can bomb a null!

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:40:16
>>60534940
I think you are paranoid, anon.
Autistic people don't have the brain of a cat because they are not a cat.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:41:47
>>60534954
Yeah I don't know what you mean by new formation.
Do people in Kuwait watch anime?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:44:47
>>60533922
As you know, I have two.chairs... One of them with koliya tochenye, another one with hui drochenye.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:44:49
>>60535060
Cap'n, is that you?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:46:08
>>60535255
Wutcha gonna do, man?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:46:41
>>60535125
>Yeah I don't know what you mean by new formation.
it's a layer of ground with sone NISHTYAKS in it meaning oil and gas, isolated from other layers by clay. The thing is, last year it blew out with lots of gas and H2S dissolved in it, so lots of people could have died, and now we were chosen to be THE crew that does logging for it, sort of an honor

anime is for girls, didn't you know?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:49:20
>>60535337
>NISHTYAKS



Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:50:16
Let's speak from our hearts in this ITT.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:50:31
>>60535255
You wot m8
>>60535259
Yes.
>>60535337
That is pretty neat. Good luck to you Kuwait-kun.
Some anime is for girls, yes.
What do people in Kuwait do for fun?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:51:50
>>60535489
>What do people in Kuwait do for fun?
eat out and shop, seriously
also watch American movies
that's about all

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:52:31
>>60535489
Killing each other, using some old soviet tanks 'n' guns. It's obvious.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:53:08
пожаловался модератору на подпиндосных выблядков. наслаждайтесь баном, СУКИ

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:53:38
>>60533922
How do you do?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:54:19
>>60535555
New American movies or old ones?

Is there any good music scene at all?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:54:30
>>60535576
btw, Kuwait has now biggest American military base in Midlle East and on the other hand is buing Russian latest warfare i.e. BMP, BTR

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:55:10
>>60535618
I am okay, anon.
How about you?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:55:29
>>60535637
>Is there any good music scene at all?
U wot, m8?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:55:32
>>60534940
Are you fuckin idiot, how PEOPLE can have CAT's brain? I think you are really retarded, you motherfucker.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:56:18
>>60535682
Is there many musicians in Kuwait

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:56:33
>>60535600
Вотцап виф ёр пукан, онон?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:56:40
>>60535668
I have just fucked your mom so I'm great! :)

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:57:25
How to become native speaker 100%?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:57:30
>>60535725
слышь мразь по-русски пиши!

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:58:33
>>60535729
That's nice.
How was it?


Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:58:55
>>60535712
>Is there many
Ehh...

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:00:06
>>60535768
Just keep practicing I suppose.
I can always tell Russian and slav posters on the net because they have very distinct English mistakes.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:00:25
>>60535809
Oh, it was fantastic! Your mom is whore with a great experience!

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:00:28
>>60535774
ВАЮВОНАКИЛМИ!ВЫР!ВЫРВЫР!ВАЮВЛНА!ВЫР!

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:01:24
>>60535819
Go fuck yourself!

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:01:36
I can very well spoken English. You faggots is nothing compared to my.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:01:48
>>60533922
реквестирую нормальный перевод этой пасты чтобы не было стыдно на фочане постить

Ну давай разберем по частям, тобою написанное. Складывается впечатление что ты реально контуженный , обиженный жизнью имбицил )) Могу тебе и в глаза сказать, готов подойти послушать) Вся та хуйня тобою написанное это простое пиздабольство , паладин ты комнатный)) от того что ты много написал, жизнь твоя лучше не станет)) пиздеть не мешки ворочить, много вас таких по весне оттаяло )) Про таких как ты говорят Мама не хотела, папа не старался) Вникай в моё послание тебе постарайся проанализировать и сделать выводы для себя ))

inb4 гугловский перевод

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:02:03
It is lunch time , so I live threat.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:03:40
>>60535952
Ну вот по-быстрому набросал.
Well, let's analyze piecemeal written thee. One gets the impression that you really shell-shocked, offended life imbitsil)) Can you in the eye and say, ready to go listen) All that garbage is a simple written thee pizdabolstvo paladin you room)) from what you wrote a lot, your life becomes better not) ) not complain tossing bags, many of them like you in the spring thawed)) About like you say Mom did not want dad did not try) Take heed to my message you try to analyze and draw conclusions for yourself))

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:04:08

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:05:22
>>60535952

One day I posted my translation in a "review-in-parts-thread". But I'm too lazy to type it anew.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:05:32
>>60535819
Are you so lacking in skill that you must resort to being a grammar faggot on the net to feel good about yourself? Did the tiny discrepancy make the entire question incomprehensible?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:05:49
OP's mother is bitch, and his father is trap

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:06:36
Kazakhstan-kun is here!
Ask your questions!

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:07:11
I am >>60535880
>>60535943 This is what I mean when I say very distinct English mistakes, lol.
>>60535894
Please tell me more, anon. :)
>>60535962
What?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:08:34
>>60536112
OP here, thanks that's very nice of you.
Can you tell me more?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:08:50
>>60536152

Ду ю сак дикс, мамбет?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:09:10
ВЫ ЧТО ТУТ ПО-АНГЛИЙСКИ РАЗГОВАРИВАЕТЕ, ИРОДЫ?? НЕБОСЬ ИНТРИГИ ПРОТИВ ПРОСТОГО АНОНА ПЛЕТЕТЕ??



Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:09:27
>>60536022
> pizdabolstvo
Go fuck yourself.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:09:40
>>60536152
How do you feel about the movie Borat, Kazakhstan-kun?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:10:08

>>60536179
I are shutting down you fagget and your nugget family with all your brother's sister's aunt's doctor's tractors reactors so go ducking yourself.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:10:13
>>60536276
MOM PLS LOGIN FROM!

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:10:56
>>60536276
нет

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:11:28
>>60536100
Nah, but dat's embarrassing mistake, y'know. Btw I.m not very good with grammar myself.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:12:03
>>60536317
>tractors reactors
Please continue, anon.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:13:00
Hey guys. Lets talk about something you call TYAN. What is it? Do you have this thing? What if Im 29 yo and still never found any TYAN?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:13:08

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:13:17
>>60536276

The level of most anons is insufficient to write a more complicated thing than "OP is hui, he's maza whore".

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:13:30
>>60536260
Of course I do and sometimes I make barrels
>>60536299
> How do you feel about the movie Borat, Kazakhstan-kun?
I don't know what are you talking about


Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:14:49
>>60536427
I'm backing continuing! Your time-space condominium is conducting counter clouds creating crystal crunch!

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:15:56

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:16:19
МАЙ ИНГЛИШ ВЕРИ БЭТ! АЙ ФАК Ю БИЧС! АЙ ФАК Ю ЭЛ ФЭМАЛИ АНД Ю ФРИЕНДС! АЙ ДОНТНАУ ВОТ АЙ ТЭЛК ЭБАУТ! АЙ ЭМ ПСИХОПАТ?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:17:30
>>60536392
Okay.
>>60536468
I know what TYAN is. Do you even TYAN bro?
>>60536476
Why are you confused?
>>60536498
I do not know if you are joking. It was a movie for cultural learnings of America for make benefit glorious nation of Kazakhstan

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:18:18
>>60536560
Keep posting Anon.
These will make great song lyrics.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:18:21
>>60536608

Welcome to our hut!

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:19:42
>>60536355
ТЫ ЧЕ МАТЕРИ ГРУБИШЬ, СОПЛЯК?? ЛЮДА, НЕСИ РЕМЕНЬ, СЕЙЧАС Я ЕГО БЫСТРО ОТУЧУ ТАК ГОВОРИТЬ!



Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:20:13
>>60536608
Welcome Jap bro.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:20:16
>>60535952
Let's analyze the text was written by you. There is an impression that you're really stupid faggot who was punished by his life. I can say it to you in real life, will you be ready to listen to me? That's bullshit was written by you it's a fuckin lie, you 'internet-hero'. Your life will not be better if you write so much. There say about people like you mother didn't want and father didn't try. So you faggot fathom into my message for you. Try to analyze it and make some conclusions for yourself :)

AND NOW GO FUCK YOURSELF

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:20:51
>>60533922
там же есть интернашинал. вот там иди и поговори на английском. здесь кто говорит на английском тот уебан лох ну и так далее, открывай словарь оскорблений и прямо подряд выписывай

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:21:29
>>60536695
You no idea has of my purpose, oh no. A great Jesus and Mohammed I are. Mohammed Ali. World wide web diffuses human intelligence. Thousands will die after gastrointestinal worm attack. Due to the prolongation of that, Muslims will stay peaceful. I'm not on drugs, I a.m. the drug.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:21:55
>>60536746
нет


Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:22:30
>>60536324
>LOGIN FROM!
Wtf man?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:22:38
>>60536485
What level are you talking about? I noticed some visitors of this board are concluding their messages with something like '16lvl tyan'. Youre talking about thst thing, don't you?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:22:53
>>60536622
ЭМ АЙ СУКА, а не ай эм.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:23:25
>>60536797
нет
>>60536819
You are an insane genius, anon.


Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:23:33
>>60536766
А где скобачки? Перевод твой - хуйня.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:23:38
>>60536152
City?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:24:22
>>60535952
Alright let's discuss that stuff you wrote. It seems you really are confused, abused-by-life imbecile )) I can say that in your face, care to come and listen) That shit you wrote is a load of bullcrap, you basement paladin)) you wrote so much but your life won't become better because of it)) blabbing is easy, aren't there so many like you thawed when spring came )) People say about ones like you Mama didn't want and Papa didn't care) Consider carefully my message to you try to analyze it and come to conclusions about yourself ))

Мой вариант самый пиздатый.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:24:25
>>60536856
THE INSTITUTE OF SQUIRREL.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:24:33
>>60536866
Do you even TYAN bro?

lvl9001tyan

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:24:55
>>60536835
это же Грегори Хауз

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:25:47
>>60536766

A 3/10 translation.

>>60536866

I don't take your point.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:25:59
Hi guys! I from Russia. First time on /int/ ))))))

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:26:01
>>60536959
You guys are the best.


Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:26:13
>>60533922
>Только на английском языке разрешено
Instant fail.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:27:00
>>60536909
что значит нет?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:27:10
>>60536917
В англоязычных интернетах не пользуются скобачками в качестве недосмайлов. Это у руснявых так принято.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:27:19
Can u teach me english?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:28:09
>>60536995
н-нет?


Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:28:30
>>60537113
Yes indeed no way I can't.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:29:14
ФИЛИАЛ /INT/ ФОРЧОНГА
ФИЛИАЛ /INT/ ФОРЧОНГА >>60537040
Go away, shitposter


Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:29:20

>>60533922
is allowed. Ebanashka.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:29:23
Lets do some math. Can anyone divide six hundred by two?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:29:32
>>60533922
>Только на английском языке разрешено
nahooy poshol))

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:29:56

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:30:03

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:30:37
>>60537242
It gives us three multiplied by ten to the power of TWO.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:30:50
>>60537102
Ты ошибочный. Пользуются.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:31:59
ФИЛИАЛ /INT/ ФОРЧОНГА
Fuckin Russian tards ITT

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:32:00
>>60537040
Welcome to /int/ Russia bro.
>>60537238
да
>>60537242
The answer is 69.
>>60537253
Okay.


Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:32:26
>>60537325
EAT THE TRACTOR DRIVER'S POO



Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:32:31
>>60537242
Three hundren. What's a trick?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:32:59
>>60537173
что нет? а кто это? Уилл Смитт? похож на Хауза.. это же Хауз

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:33:08
>>60537282
Please, say to me, how u learn english?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:33:20

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:33:26
>>60537430
What is 'poo'?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:33:56
>>60537439
>Three hundren
Suck a tractor driver's dick!

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:33:57
>>60537439
SUCK THE TRACTOR DRIVER'S DICK


Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:34:42
>>60537485
At first you need to study cocks' sucking...

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:34:43
>>60537500
Google it, mate.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:35:26
ФИЛИАЛ /INT/ ФОРЧОНГА
>>60537494
American victim of capitalism?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:35:35
Da fuck you doin here? Are you nuts?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:36:12
>>60537565
Suck the tractor driver's plate!

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:36:12
>>60537521

Why "the", lolka? Do you mean a definite tractor driver?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:36:42
>>60537623
We are stoned. not really

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:36:46
>>60537565
FUCK YOU BITCH I WILL NOT EAT EXCREMENT

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:36:53
>>60537473
I do not know what you are saying friend, so here is a gif of Will Smith dancing.
>>60537485
You have to practice, anon. :)


Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:37:28
>>60537657
Yes I do, why you so stupid?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:37:42
>>60537657
I meant the definite dick.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:38:05
>>60537613
>fucking russian soooo stupid

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:39:09
>>60537485
>tell me
Also, fuck yourself, schoolboy.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:39:45
ФИЛИАЛ /INT/ ФОРЧОНГА
>>60537794
I from Lithuania, great coutry in North Europe, u stupid cunt

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:39:45
>>60537753 >>60537772

It should be clear what tractor driver you mean. For instance, your tractor driver should have been mentioned earlier so that you can say "THE tractor driver".

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:39:46
>>60537704
ты врешь, ты всё понимаешь! ты обманщик! сначала напиздел, что там не Хауз, когда там был Хауз, а потом начал врать, что ты не понимаешь. Если там не Хауз, то кто же тогда?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:40:08
>>60537500
корма
>>60537613
If you want.
>>60537623
Yes.

We tractor drivers now.


Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:41:07
>>60533922
du bist und bleibst f¬r mich das selbe alte AAAAAAAAAArschgesicht.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:41:37
>>60537694
You should've said "Go drink your herbs" because it was a parody of a very well known pasta. At least it was supposed to be.

rate my english /b
inb4: gogol translate

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:42:43
>>60537967
Ein faules Ei verdirbt den ganzen Brei.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:43:08
>>60537967
Fick dich, du Arschloch!

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:43:18
>>60537891

Oh it was meant to >>60537753 only.

>>60537772

You don't need to put an article for "dick" because of the possessive case. Thus the article applies to "tractor driver", not to "dick".

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:43:35
>>60537891
We are ALL the tractor driver.
>>60537890
Welcome Lithuania bro. How is Lithuania life? Good?
>>60537865
Leave anon alone, he just wants to learn.
>>60537892
I used google translate! I'm sorry. I do not know who was house.


Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:43:48
>>60533922
SOSITE MOI HYI

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:43:56
Testing

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:44:45
>>60537697
Well, then eat your mother's undergarment.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:44:59
>>60537967 >>60538074 >>60538099
Oh, well, dirty German's assholes are here too.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:45:18
advice me a place like 2ch to improve my english lang

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:45:19
>>60538099
>Fick dich, du Arschloch!
Double von Hahn l¬gt

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:45:50
>>60537967
I don't know what Arschgesicht but welcome Germanbro.


Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:45:52
>>60538225
Obvious 4chan is obvious.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:45:58
>>60537890
> u suck dicks?
> doing barrel?
> fuck OPs mom?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:46:12
>>60538122
If he wants to learn, then he shall go and first fuck himself with a penis of wild boar. Then he shall eat it and afterwards he can call himself an English Lord. The easiest way I know.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:46:29
Хуй


Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:46:51
>>60538208
Now who's German and why is he so famous?


Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:47:04
>>60538208
Die Engl”nder Tiere, nur die deutschen sind die groЏen Nation

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:47:37
> this non-canonical OP-post
OP is a fag, but a cool one. Like Freddy Mercury.


Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:48:29
>>60538316
Zip file

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:48:38
>>60538310
He is sort of your dad.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:48:38
>>60538316
Zwei Tee Tasse zu diesem Mann.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:48:39
ФИЛИАЛ /INT/ ФОРЧОНГА
>>60538122
Not so good like I want.

>>60538267
I thought u always doing this

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:49:02
>>60538352
Thanks I will take that as a compliment.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:49:20
Sup faggots ITT.
I've got a shitload of, guess what?
Nothing!
Where is your god now?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:49:31
Господа, а вот на простое приветствие в англоязычных странах (не дружеское, а просто если взглядом встретились или что-то в этом роде) можно отвечать "Glad to see you"?


Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:49:32
>>60538259
except 4chan plz, I heard 4chan was a garbage

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:49:59
>>60538208
>>60538310
How many assholes are there in the body of this incredible German?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:50:03
>>60538481
Of course.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:50:40
>>60538481
as you want

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:50:43
>>60538481
>I heard
Just go fuck yourself already.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:50:44
ЧфачЧШ хшиб ЧффйцЩ.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:50:46
Тупые пиндосы, пиздуйте в свою траханую америку!!! Россия для русских!!!!!

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:50:49
>>60538426
Why?
>>60538267
Anon how am i of doing barrels?


Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:51:11
>>60538467
> god
My god Malal right now rips and tears Imperial scum.
>>60538481
I won't recommend that, it's more of a friends-tier greeting.
>>60538483
> was
It is a garbage.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:51:14

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:51:39
>>60538122
доктор Хауз. ЗЕ ДОКТОР ХАУЗ, тот самый блять, из сериала. вот этот доктор Хауз, что на картинки >>60536835. я просил всего лишь подтвердить, что это он. зачем было врать?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:51:42
>>60533922
>Only English language allowed
>Только на английском языке разрешено
BWAHAHAH! SOSNOOLEY! в первом жи посте.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:51:58
>>60538570
but how can I execute such a fantastic act

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:52:11
>>60538521
>How many assholes are there in the body of this incredible German?
ir ist geschlossen deinen Mund, wenn du w¬nschen zu vermeiden Bomber ¬ber London

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:52:36
>>60538259

Anons from 4ch aren't eager to reply to my posts because I often produce unnatural-sounding sentences and they think that I'm just a moron or pretending to be one. So I can always say that I'm a foreigner, but that'd be inconvenient.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:53:00
>>60538621
Это россия, расслабся.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:53:09
>>60538409
15 99

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:53:15
>>60538570
Ватс вронг оффицер?
Сириусли, что не так с I heard?

другой анон

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:53:22
>>60538593
>It is a garbage.
I heard it was


Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:53:29
>>60538481
Yes that is perfectly acceptable.
>>60538571
Welcome Arab bro.
>>60538483
4chan is mostly garbage but sometimes it is also pretty good. /b/ is garbage but /int/ is good and so are the boards for interests like literature, food, music, video games, tv, and cooking.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:53:46
And you know for all his short life , I've had so-called happiness marry an Asian . It was all so skinny from itself , gentle and shy, but for its thinness ass she had to cancel , and the second breast size seemed to her big, but I will gladly stuck into these little pink nipples and placidly chewed until it otpylesosivala their mouth my cock. But quite apart from that the usual sex , I certainly had fetishes . Stockings , Strap , stinking byusgaltery worn on her ass it was a standard set of typical pervert , but other than that I'm still madly in love with the eyes, eyelids and precisely how these cilia grow out of them.
Once a friend came to see me , we are old friends and we talked to him on fetishes , I outlined his , well, except for his eyes , then he thinks that I fucked up and I pizdanet ears , that's really not sweet will . So , as he told me that he loved when he was a member of the bees sit on grit and heightens orgasm , when the bees perhaps prick . Well at this point I thought , well let me just try with his wife.
When she came home after a long and dreary work , as she was always ready to condemn me doshirak with starch instead of potatoes , as well as provide me a blowjob . After thereof , I thought a conversation with her on the subject of bees and then fucked , then fucking stories on how it turned out a few bees I vpizde . Submitting this picture, I abruptly refused to tell her about it, instead I decided to just buy these bees and in the evening when we go to bed and the room is dark, I obmazh member of honey bees and released , and his tigress uskoglazye offer to play in standard stuck - stuck .
The next evening, passing honey fair , I bought a thick honey and a couple of dozen buzzing bees. Arriving home , I immediately slipped into our bedroom package shoved under the bed and shuffled into the kitchen for a portion of instant noodles with potatoes and blowjob .
Night of the same day I waited until my goose is asleep , and got a package with a small tube of bees and honey . Bees sat quietly , I think they did not even know what 's going to happen . Once again, I looked at the little woman , and suddenly it dawned on me , I realized that we are talking about fetishes then no accident still two good breakfast bun classification champion snout played a role in the development of this idea. Gently opened the package and took a couple of bees, I abruptly put his Zaika forever , one bee at the bottom and two on the top , so I did with the left and right eye. And then went to bed having got a pre- alarm on the sixth floor just 15 minutes before my wife wakes up .
I quietly and heard the squeak of alarm afar , fuuu I gasped , his wife did not wake up alarm . Looking at the eyes , I realized that this is what I need , I got looked at my morning risers , pulled pants and began to fuck her in the eye pizdoglazuyu scum , after the first two shocks she woke up and started yelling . I gagged her and continued to fuck . After 5 minutes of eye- articulated copulation I came in the hope that it will not damage the cornea , lens and more that there is in it. She stopped yelling and shaking now obtained from orgasm , I realized when I planted it on the bee forever , this erogenous zone very perevozbudilas and threw a powerful flow of information about the nerves and enjoyment that has blocked on the sensations of anal- vaginal orgasm . So now my wife ebemsya just so , and what you suggested .

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:53:51
>>60538745
As if I care what you heard, cuntbag.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:54:09
Why no one doesn't pay attention? Am i weird?
Just test, nothing else.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:54:09
>>60538732
>25 99
Korrigierte nicht danke

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:54:38
Да хуй там я послушался. Сажи долбоёбам.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:54:45
>>60533922
>Только на английском языке разрешено
ХУЯСЕ)))))))))) А ЧЕ ПА РУСКОМУ НЕЛЬЗЯ ПИСАТЬ ЧТОЛИ ЕПТА?)))))))))) ЕБАЛ РОТ Я ТВОЙ

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:55:37
>>60538781
Well, let's analyze piecemeal thee written)) It seems that you really shell-shocked, offended life imbitsil)) Can you in the eye and say, ready to come to listen?) All that garbage is a simple written thee pizdabolstvo, Rambo you room)) on you wrote a lot, your life becomes better not)) do not complain tossing bags, a lot of you in the spring thawed)) About like you say, Mom did not want dad did not try) Take heed to my message to you <try to analyze and draw conclusions for yourself)

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:55:43
>>60538755
УцЧ фгЪ УЮъуј штзйЩ ЧфЮзУ хц абт ЧфзЧЦб.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:56:29
>>60538916
11 out of 10

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:56:43
>>60538916
>Well, let's analyze piecemeal thee written)) It seems that you really shell-shocked, offended life imbitsil)) Can you in the eye and say, ready to come to listen?) All that garbage is a simple written thee pizdabolstvo, Rambo you room)) on you wrote a lot, your life becomes better not)) do not complain tossing bags, a lot of you in the spring thawed)) About like you say, Mom did not want dad did not try) Take heed to my message to you <try to analyze and draw conclusions for yourself)

>Well, let's analyze piecemeal thee written)) It seems that you really shell-shocked, offended life imbitsil)) Can you in the eye and say, ready to come to listen?) All that garbage is a simple written thee pizdabolstvo, Rambo you room)) on you wrote a lot, your life becomes better not)) do not complain tossing bags, a lot of you in the spring thawed)) About like you say, Mom did not want dad did not try) Take heed to my message to you <try to analyze and draw conclusions for yourself)
>Well, let's analyze piecemeal thee written)) It seems that you really shell-shocked, offended life imbitsil)) Can you in the eye and say, ready to come to listen?) All that garbage is a simple written thee pizdabolstvo, Rambo you room)) on you wrote a lot, your life becomes better not)) do not complain tossing bags, a lot of you in the spring thawed)) About like you say, Mom did not want dad did not try) Take heed to my message to you <try to analyze and draw conclusions for yourself)
>Well, let's analyze piecemeal thee written)) It seems that you really shell-shocked, offended life imbitsil)) Can you in the eye and say, ready to come to listen?) All that garbage is a simple written thee pizdabolstvo, Rambo you room)) on you wrote a lot, your life becomes better not)) do not complain tossing bags, a lot of you in the spring thawed)) About like you say, Mom did not want dad did not try) Take heed to my message to you <try to analyze and draw conclusions for yourself)
>Well, let's analyze piecemeal thee written)) It seems that you really shell-shocked, offended life imbitsil)) Can you in the eye and say, ready to come to listen?) All that garbage is a simple written thee pizdabolstvo, Rambo you room)) on you wrote a lot, your life becomes better not)) do not complain tossing bags, a lot of you in the spring thawed)) About like you say, Mom did not want dad did not try) Take heed to my message to you <try to analyze and draw conclusions for yourself)

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:56:44
>>60538742
Да он не в грамматическом плане привязался, а в логическом, наверное. Мол, я слишком идиот, так как "слышал" всякие слухи, а сам там не был. На самом деле был, мне не понравилось. Мне и здешнее бэ не нравится. Мне б досочку помедленнее, типа vg. А v форчана подойдёт?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:56:57
>>60538848
I'll bosh yer hed in i swer on me mum ye siwmae

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:57:12
>>60533922
Иди на хуй.
>Go to dick.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:57:12

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:17:41
>>60533922
WTF on the OP-pic?
Учил немецкий в школе, не ругайтесь.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:18:50
>>60534086
hui sosi

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:19:13
>>60534103
It is a fairy, dude.


Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:21:10
>>60534169
Why cats are so autistic? It didn't even notice that TV fell down.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:22:43
>>60534249
I think the cat is just an asshole hahaha.
What do you mean by autistic?


Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:24:52
Landon is the capital of Great Britan!

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:25:31
>>60533922
Hui sosal? Barrel delal? Anus tebe english, pes.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:25:51
>>60534311
Cats definitely have autism. They can stare at one spot for a fucking hour, sometimes they don't react to things that are happening around them, they just fucking sit and stare and do nothing.

Here's scientific proof:
http://spacehost.us/~aliki/autism/autiecats.html


Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:26:58
sup, 2ch
Kuwait-kun reporting
will answer your questions

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:28:42
>>60534400
Indeed!
>>60534451
Hahaha that's pretty funny.


Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:30:42
>>60534249
>
Those cat only do like his buisness some strong! But not any autisticing!

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:31:34
>>60534512
Hello Kuwait-kun
How are things in Kuwait

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:35:35
Ам гонна толк лайк Мутко хере!

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:37:30
>>60534584
It's not fucking funny.
It's fucking scary.

Does it mean that autistic people have brains of a cat?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:37:54
>>60534707
it's going slow, not much new to me
we logged a new formation, but I guess that's not going to give you any clue
I took a New Year vacation, watched Putin at twelve with my parents

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:38:54
I FACK MAMKU OPA
HUY SUCKAY
SAJA
SKRIL

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:40:15
>>60534996
Poo can bomb a null!

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:40:16
>>60534940
I think you are paranoid, anon.
Autistic people don't have the brain of a cat because they are not a cat.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:41:47
>>60534954
Yeah I don't know what you mean by new formation.
Do people in Kuwait watch anime?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:44:47
>>60533922
As you know, I have two.chairs... One of them with koliya tochenye, another one with hui drochenye.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:44:49
>>60535060
Cap'n, is that you?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:46:08
>>60535255
Wutcha gonna do, man?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:46:41
>>60535125
>Yeah I don't know what you mean by new formation.
it's a layer of ground with sone NISHTYAKS in it meaning oil and gas, isolated from other layers by clay. The thing is, last year it blew out with lots of gas and H2S dissolved in it, so lots of people could have died, and now we were chosen to be THE crew that does logging for it, sort of an honor

anime is for girls, didn't you know?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:49:20
>>60535337
>NISHTYAKS



Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:50:16
Let's speak from our hearts in this ITT.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:50:31
>>60535255
You wot m8
>>60535259
Yes.
>>60535337
That is pretty neat. Good luck to you Kuwait-kun.
Some anime is for girls, yes.
What do people in Kuwait do for fun?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:51:50
>>60535489
>What do people in Kuwait do for fun?
eat out and shop, seriously
also watch American movies
that's about all

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:52:31
>>60535489
Killing each other, using some old soviet tanks 'n' guns. It's obvious.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:53:08
пожаловался модератору на подпиндосных выблядков. наслаждайтесь баном, СУКИ

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:53:38
>>60533922
How do you do?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:54:19
>>60535555
New American movies or old ones?

Is there any good music scene at all?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:54:30
>>60535576
btw, Kuwait has now biggest American military base in Midlle East and on the other hand is buing Russian latest warfare i.e. BMP, BTR

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:55:10
>>60535618
I am okay, anon.
How about you?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:55:29
>>60535637
>Is there any good music scene at all?
U wot, m8?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:55:32
>>60534940
Are you fuckin idiot, how PEOPLE can have CAT's brain? I think you are really retarded, you motherfucker.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:56:18
>>60535682
Is there many musicians in Kuwait

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:56:33
>>60535600
Вотцап виф ёр пукан, онон?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:56:40
>>60535668
I have just fucked your mom so I'm great! :)

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:57:25
How to become native speaker 100%?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:57:30
>>60535725
слышь мразь по-русски пиши!

Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:58:33
>>60535729
That's nice.
How was it?


Птн 10 Янв 2014 13:58:55
>>60535712
>Is there many
Ehh...

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:00:06
>>60535768
Just keep practicing I suppose.
I can always tell Russian and slav posters on the net because they have very distinct English mistakes.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:00:25
>>60535809
Oh, it was fantastic! Your mom is whore with a great experience!

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:00:28
>>60535774
ВАЮВОНАКИЛМИ!ВЫР!ВЫРВЫР!ВАЮВЛНА!ВЫР!

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:01:24
>>60535819
Go fuck yourself!

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:01:36
I can very well spoken English. You faggots is nothing compared to my.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:01:48
>>60533922
реквестирую нормальный перевод этой пасты чтобы не было стыдно на фочане постить

Ну давай разберем по частям, тобою написанное. Складывается впечатление что ты реально контуженный , обиженный жизнью имбицил )) Могу тебе и в глаза сказать, готов подойти послушать) Вся та хуйня тобою написанное это простое пиздабольство , паладин ты комнатный)) от того что ты много написал, жизнь твоя лучше не станет)) пиздеть не мешки ворочить, много вас таких по весне оттаяло )) Про таких как ты говорят Мама не хотела, папа не старался) Вникай в моё послание тебе постарайся проанализировать и сделать выводы для себя ))

inb4 гугловский перевод

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:02:03
It is lunch time , so I live threat.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:03:40
>>60535952
Ну вот по-быстрому набросал.
Well, let's analyze piecemeal written thee. One gets the impression that you really shell-shocked, offended life imbitsil)) Can you in the eye and say, ready to go listen) All that garbage is a simple written thee pizdabolstvo paladin you room)) from what you wrote a lot, your life becomes better not) ) not complain tossing bags, many of them like you in the spring thawed)) About like you say Mom did not want dad did not try) Take heed to my message you try to analyze and draw conclusions for yourself))

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:04:08

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:05:22
>>60535952

One day I posted my translation in a "review-in-parts-thread". But I'm too lazy to type it anew.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:05:32
>>60535819
Are you so lacking in skill that you must resort to being a grammar faggot on the net to feel good about yourself? Did the tiny discrepancy make the entire question incomprehensible?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:05:49
OP's mother is bitch, and his father is trap

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:06:36
Kazakhstan-kun is here!
Ask your questions!

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:07:11
I am >>60535880
>>60535943 This is what I mean when I say very distinct English mistakes, lol.
>>60535894
Please tell me more, anon. :)
>>60535962
What?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:08:34
>>60536112
OP here, thanks that's very nice of you.
Can you tell me more?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:08:50
>>60536152

Ду ю сак дикс, мамбет?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:09:10
ВЫ ЧТО ТУТ ПО-АНГЛИЙСКИ РАЗГОВАРИВАЕТЕ, ИРОДЫ?? НЕБОСЬ ИНТРИГИ ПРОТИВ ПРОСТОГО АНОНА ПЛЕТЕТЕ??



Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:09:27
>>60536022
> pizdabolstvo
Go fuck yourself.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:09:40
>>60536152
How do you feel about the movie Borat, Kazakhstan-kun?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:10:08

>>60536179
I are shutting down you fagget and your nugget family with all your brother's sister's aunt's doctor's tractors reactors so go ducking yourself.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:10:13
>>60536276
MOM PLS LOGIN FROM!

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:10:56
>>60536276
нет

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:11:28
>>60536100
Nah, but dat's embarrassing mistake, y'know. Btw I.m not very good with grammar myself.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:12:03
>>60536317
>tractors reactors
Please continue, anon.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:13:00
Hey guys. Lets talk about something you call TYAN. What is it? Do you have this thing? What if Im 29 yo and still never found any TYAN?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:13:08

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:13:17
>>60536276

The level of most anons is insufficient to write a more complicated thing than "OP is hui, he's maza whore".

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:13:30
>>60536260
Of course I do and sometimes I make barrels
>>60536299
> How do you feel about the movie Borat, Kazakhstan-kun?
I don't know what are you talking about


Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:14:49
>>60536427
I'm backing continuing! Your time-space condominium is conducting counter clouds creating crystal crunch!

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:15:56

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:16:19
МАЙ ИНГЛИШ ВЕРИ БЭТ! АЙ ФАК Ю БИЧС! АЙ ФАК Ю ЭЛ ФЭМАЛИ АНД Ю ФРИЕНДС! АЙ ДОНТНАУ ВОТ АЙ ТЭЛК ЭБАУТ! АЙ ЭМ ПСИХОПАТ?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:17:30
>>60536392
Okay.
>>60536468
I know what TYAN is. Do you even TYAN bro?
>>60536476
Why are you confused?
>>60536498
I do not know if you are joking. It was a movie for cultural learnings of America for make benefit glorious nation of Kazakhstan

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:18:18
>>60536560
Keep posting Anon.
These will make great song lyrics.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:18:21
>>60536608

Welcome to our hut!

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:19:42
>>60536355
ТЫ ЧЕ МАТЕРИ ГРУБИШЬ, СОПЛЯК?? ЛЮДА, НЕСИ РЕМЕНЬ, СЕЙЧАС Я ЕГО БЫСТРО ОТУЧУ ТАК ГОВОРИТЬ!



Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:20:13
>>60536608
Welcome Jap bro.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:20:16
>>60535952
Let's analyze the text was written by you. There is an impression that you're really stupid faggot who was punished by his life. I can say it to you in real life, will you be ready to listen to me? That's bullshit was written by you it's a fuckin lie, you 'internet-hero'. Your life will not be better if you write so much. There say about people like you mother didn't want and father didn't try. So you faggot fathom into my message for you. Try to analyze it and make some conclusions for yourself :)

AND NOW GO FUCK YOURSELF

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:20:51
>>60533922
там же есть интернашинал. вот там иди и поговори на английском. здесь кто говорит на английском тот уебан лох ну и так далее, открывай словарь оскорблений и прямо подряд выписывай

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:21:29
>>60536695
You no idea has of my purpose, oh no. A great Jesus and Mohammed I are. Mohammed Ali. World wide web diffuses human intelligence. Thousands will die after gastrointestinal worm attack. Due to the prolongation of that, Muslims will stay peaceful. I'm not on drugs, I a.m. the drug.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:21:55
>>60536746
нет


Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:22:30
>>60536324
>LOGIN FROM!
Wtf man?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:22:38
>>60536485
What level are you talking about? I noticed some visitors of this board are concluding their messages with something like '16lvl tyan'. Youre talking about thst thing, don't you?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:22:53
>>60536622
ЭМ АЙ СУКА, а не ай эм.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:23:25
>>60536797
нет
>>60536819
You are an insane genius, anon.


Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:23:33
>>60536766
А где скобачки? Перевод твой - хуйня.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:23:38
>>60536152
City?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:24:22
>>60535952
Alright let's discuss that stuff you wrote. It seems you really are confused, abused-by-life imbecile )) I can say that in your face, care to come and listen) That shit you wrote is a load of bullcrap, you basement paladin)) you wrote so much but your life won't become better because of it)) blabbing is easy, aren't there so many like you thawed when spring came )) People say about ones like you Mama didn't want and Papa didn't care) Consider carefully my message to you try to analyze it and come to conclusions about yourself ))

Мой вариант самый пиздатый.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:24:25
>>60536856
THE INSTITUTE OF SQUIRREL.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:24:33
>>60536866
Do you even TYAN bro?

lvl9001tyan

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:24:55
>>60536835
это же Грегори Хауз

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:25:47
>>60536766

A 3/10 translation.

>>60536866

I don't take your point.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:25:59
Hi guys! I from Russia. First time on /int/ ))))))

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:26:01
>>60536959
You guys are the best.


Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:26:13
>>60533922
>Только на английском языке разрешено
Instant fail.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:27:00
>>60536909
что значит нет?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:27:10
>>60536917
В англоязычных интернетах не пользуются скобачками в качестве недосмайлов. Это у руснявых так принято.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:27:19
Can u teach me english?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:28:09
>>60536995
н-нет?


Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:28:30
>>60537113
Yes indeed no way I can't.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:29:14
ФИЛИАЛ /INT/ ФОРЧОНГА
ФИЛИАЛ /INT/ ФОРЧОНГА >>60537040
Go away, shitposter


Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:29:20

>>60533922
is allowed. Ebanashka.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:29:23
Lets do some math. Can anyone divide six hundred by two?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:29:32
>>60533922
>Только на английском языке разрешено
nahooy poshol))

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:29:56

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:30:03

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:30:37
>>60537242
It gives us three multiplied by ten to the power of TWO.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:30:50
>>60537102
Ты ошибочный. Пользуются.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:31:59
ФИЛИАЛ /INT/ ФОРЧОНГА
Fuckin Russian tards ITT

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:32:00
>>60537040
Welcome to /int/ Russia bro.
>>60537238
да
>>60537242
The answer is 69.
>>60537253
Okay.


Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:32:26
>>60537325
EAT THE TRACTOR DRIVER'S POO



Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:32:31
>>60537242
Three hundren. What's a trick?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:32:59
>>60537173
что нет? а кто это? Уилл Смитт? похож на Хауза.. это же Хауз

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:33:08
>>60537282
Please, say to me, how u learn english?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:33:20

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:33:26
>>60537430
What is 'poo'?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:33:56
>>60537439
>Three hundren
Suck a tractor driver's dick!

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:33:57
>>60537439
SUCK THE TRACTOR DRIVER'S DICK


Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:34:42
>>60537485
At first you need to study cocks' sucking...

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:34:43
>>60537500
Google it, mate.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:35:26
ФИЛИАЛ /INT/ ФОРЧОНГА
>>60537494
American victim of capitalism?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:35:35
Da fuck you doin here? Are you nuts?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:36:12
>>60537565
Suck the tractor driver's plate!

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:36:12
>>60537521

Why "the", lolka? Do you mean a definite tractor driver?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:36:42
>>60537623
We are stoned. not really

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:36:46
>>60537565
FUCK YOU BITCH I WILL NOT EAT EXCREMENT

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:36:53
>>60537473
I do not know what you are saying friend, so here is a gif of Will Smith dancing.
>>60537485
You have to practice, anon. :)


Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:37:28
>>60537657
Yes I do, why you so stupid?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:37:42
>>60537657
I meant the definite dick.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:38:05
>>60537613
>fucking russian soooo stupid

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:39:09
>>60537485
>tell me
Also, fuck yourself, schoolboy.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:39:45
ФИЛИАЛ /INT/ ФОРЧОНГА
>>60537794
I from Lithuania, great coutry in North Europe, u stupid cunt

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:39:45
>>60537753 >>60537772

It should be clear what tractor driver you mean. For instance, your tractor driver should have been mentioned earlier so that you can say "THE tractor driver".

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:39:46
>>60537704
ты врешь, ты всё понимаешь! ты обманщик! сначала напиздел, что там не Хауз, когда там был Хауз, а потом начал врать, что ты не понимаешь. Если там не Хауз, то кто же тогда?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:40:08
>>60537500
корма
>>60537613
If you want.
>>60537623
Yes.

We tractor drivers now.


Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:41:07
>>60533922
du bist und bleibst f¬r mich das selbe alte AAAAAAAAAArschgesicht.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:41:37
>>60537694
You should've said "Go drink your herbs" because it was a parody of a very well known pasta. At least it was supposed to be.

rate my english /b
inb4: gogol translate

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:42:43
>>60537967
Ein faules Ei verdirbt den ganzen Brei.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:43:08
>>60537967
Fick dich, du Arschloch!

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:43:18
>>60537891

Oh it was meant to >>60537753 only.

>>60537772

You don't need to put an article for "dick" because of the possessive case. Thus the article applies to "tractor driver", not to "dick".

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:43:35
>>60537891
We are ALL the tractor driver.
>>60537890
Welcome Lithuania bro. How is Lithuania life? Good?
>>60537865
Leave anon alone, he just wants to learn.
>>60537892
I used google translate! I'm sorry. I do not know who was house.


Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:43:48
>>60533922
SOSITE MOI HYI

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:43:56
Testing

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:44:45
>>60537697
Well, then eat your mother's undergarment.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:44:59
>>60537967 >>60538074 >>60538099
Oh, well, dirty German's assholes are here too.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:45:18
advice me a place like 2ch to improve my english lang

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:45:19
>>60538099
>Fick dich, du Arschloch!
Double von Hahn l¬gt

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:45:50
>>60537967
I don't know what Arschgesicht but welcome Germanbro.


Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:45:52
>>60538225
Obvious 4chan is obvious.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:45:58
>>60537890
> u suck dicks?
> doing barrel?
> fuck OPs mom?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:46:12
>>60538122
If he wants to learn, then he shall go and first fuck himself with a penis of wild boar. Then he shall eat it and afterwards he can call himself an English Lord. The easiest way I know.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:46:29
Хуй


Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:46:51
>>60538208
Now who's German and why is he so famous?


Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:47:04
>>60538208
Die Engl”nder Tiere, nur die deutschen sind die groЏen Nation

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:47:37
> this non-canonical OP-post
OP is a fag, but a cool one. Like Freddy Mercury.


Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:48:29
>>60538316
Zip file

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:48:38
>>60538310
He is sort of your dad.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:48:38
>>60538316
Zwei Tee Tasse zu diesem Mann.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:48:39
ФИЛИАЛ /INT/ ФОРЧОНГА
>>60538122
Not so good like I want.

>>60538267
I thought u always doing this

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:49:02
>>60538352
Thanks I will take that as a compliment.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:49:20
Sup faggots ITT.
I've got a shitload of, guess what?
Nothing!
Where is your god now?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:49:31
Господа, а вот на простое приветствие в англоязычных странах (не дружеское, а просто если взглядом встретились или что-то в этом роде) можно отвечать "Glad to see you"?


Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:49:32
>>60538259
except 4chan plz, I heard 4chan was a garbage

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:49:59
>>60538208
>>60538310
How many assholes are there in the body of this incredible German?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:50:03
>>60538481
Of course.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:50:40
>>60538481
as you want

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:50:43
>>60538481
>I heard
Just go fuck yourself already.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:50:44
ЧфачЧШ хшиб ЧффйцЩ.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:50:46
Тупые пиндосы, пиздуйте в свою траханую америку!!! Россия для русских!!!!!

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:50:49
>>60538426
Why?
>>60538267
Anon how am i of doing barrels?


Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:51:11
>>60538467
> god
My god Malal right now rips and tears Imperial scum.
>>60538481
I won't recommend that, it's more of a friends-tier greeting.
>>60538483
> was
It is a garbage.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:51:14

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:51:39
>>60538122
доктор Хауз. ЗЕ ДОКТОР ХАУЗ, тот самый блять, из сериала. вот этот доктор Хауз, что на картинки >>60536835. я просил всего лишь подтвердить, что это он. зачем было врать?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:51:42
>>60533922
>Only English language allowed
>Только на английском языке разрешено
BWAHAHAH! SOSNOOLEY! в первом жи посте.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:51:58
>>60538570
but how can I execute such a fantastic act

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:52:11
>>60538521
>How many assholes are there in the body of this incredible German?
ir ist geschlossen deinen Mund, wenn du w¬nschen zu vermeiden Bomber ¬ber London

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:52:36
>>60538259

Anons from 4ch aren't eager to reply to my posts because I often produce unnatural-sounding sentences and they think that I'm just a moron or pretending to be one. So I can always say that I'm a foreigner, but that'd be inconvenient.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:53:00
>>60538621
Это россия, расслабся.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:53:09
>>60538409
15 99

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:53:15
>>60538570
Ватс вронг оффицер?
Сириусли, что не так с I heard?

другой анон

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:53:22
>>60538593
>It is a garbage.
I heard it was


Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:53:29
>>60538481
Yes that is perfectly acceptable.
>>60538571
Welcome Arab bro.
>>60538483
4chan is mostly garbage but sometimes it is also pretty good. /b/ is garbage but /int/ is good and so are the boards for interests like literature, food, music, video games, tv, and cooking.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:53:46
And you know for all his short life , I've had so-called happiness marry an Asian . It was all so skinny from itself , gentle and shy, but for its thinness ass she had to cancel , and the second breast size seemed to her big, but I will gladly stuck into these little pink nipples and placidly chewed until it otpylesosivala their mouth my cock. But quite apart from that the usual sex , I certainly had fetishes . Stockings , Strap , stinking byusgaltery worn on her ass it was a standard set of typical pervert , but other than that I'm still madly in love with the eyes, eyelids and precisely how these cilia grow out of them.
Once a friend came to see me , we are old friends and we talked to him on fetishes , I outlined his , well, except for his eyes , then he thinks that I fucked up and I pizdanet ears , that's really not sweet will . So , as he told me that he loved when he was a member of the bees sit on grit and heightens orgasm , when the bees perhaps prick . Well at this point I thought , well let me just try with his wife.
When she came home after a long and dreary work , as she was always ready to condemn me doshirak with starch instead of potatoes , as well as provide me a blowjob . After thereof , I thought a conversation with her on the subject of bees and then fucked , then fucking stories on how it turned out a few bees I vpizde . Submitting this picture, I abruptly refused to tell her about it, instead I decided to just buy these bees and in the evening when we go to bed and the room is dark, I obmazh member of honey bees and released , and his tigress uskoglazye offer to play in standard stuck - stuck .
The next evening, passing honey fair , I bought a thick honey and a couple of dozen buzzing bees. Arriving home , I immediately slipped into our bedroom package shoved under the bed and shuffled into the kitchen for a portion of instant noodles with potatoes and blowjob .
Night of the same day I waited until my goose is asleep , and got a package with a small tube of bees and honey . Bees sat quietly , I think they did not even know what 's going to happen . Once again, I looked at the little woman , and suddenly it dawned on me , I realized that we are talking about fetishes then no accident still two good breakfast bun classification champion snout played a role in the development of this idea. Gently opened the package and took a couple of bees, I abruptly put his Zaika forever , one bee at the bottom and two on the top , so I did with the left and right eye. And then went to bed having got a pre- alarm on the sixth floor just 15 minutes before my wife wakes up .
I quietly and heard the squeak of alarm afar , fuuu I gasped , his wife did not wake up alarm . Looking at the eyes , I realized that this is what I need , I got looked at my morning risers , pulled pants and began to fuck her in the eye pizdoglazuyu scum , after the first two shocks she woke up and started yelling . I gagged her and continued to fuck . After 5 minutes of eye- articulated copulation I came in the hope that it will not damage the cornea , lens and more that there is in it. She stopped yelling and shaking now obtained from orgasm , I realized when I planted it on the bee forever , this erogenous zone very perevozbudilas and threw a powerful flow of information about the nerves and enjoyment that has blocked on the sensations of anal- vaginal orgasm . So now my wife ebemsya just so , and what you suggested .

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:53:51
>>60538745
As if I care what you heard, cuntbag.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:54:09
Why no one doesn't pay attention? Am i weird?
Just test, nothing else.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:54:09
>>60538732
>25 99
Korrigierte nicht danke

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:54:38
Да хуй там я послушался. Сажи долбоёбам.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:54:45
>>60533922
>Только на английском языке разрешено
ХУЯСЕ)))))))))) А ЧЕ ПА РУСКОМУ НЕЛЬЗЯ ПИСАТЬ ЧТОЛИ ЕПТА?)))))))))) ЕБАЛ РОТ Я ТВОЙ

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:55:37
>>60538781
Well, let's analyze piecemeal thee written)) It seems that you really shell-shocked, offended life imbitsil)) Can you in the eye and say, ready to come to listen?) All that garbage is a simple written thee pizdabolstvo, Rambo you room)) on you wrote a lot, your life becomes better not)) do not complain tossing bags, a lot of you in the spring thawed)) About like you say, Mom did not want dad did not try) Take heed to my message to you <try to analyze and draw conclusions for yourself)

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:55:43
>>60538755
УцЧ фгЪ УЮъуј штзйЩ ЧфЮзУ хц абт ЧфзЧЦб.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:56:29
>>60538916
11 out of 10

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:56:43
>>60538916
>Well, let's analyze piecemeal thee written)) It seems that you really shell-shocked, offended life imbitsil)) Can you in the eye and say, ready to come to listen?) All that garbage is a simple written thee pizdabolstvo, Rambo you room)) on you wrote a lot, your life becomes better not)) do not complain tossing bags, a lot of you in the spring thawed)) About like you say, Mom did not want dad did not try) Take heed to my message to you <try to analyze and draw conclusions for yourself)

>Well, let's analyze piecemeal thee written)) It seems that you really shell-shocked, offended life imbitsil)) Can you in the eye and say, ready to come to listen?) All that garbage is a simple written thee pizdabolstvo, Rambo you room)) on you wrote a lot, your life becomes better not)) do not complain tossing bags, a lot of you in the spring thawed)) About like you say, Mom did not want dad did not try) Take heed to my message to you <try to analyze and draw conclusions for yourself)
>Well, let's analyze piecemeal thee written)) It seems that you really shell-shocked, offended life imbitsil)) Can you in the eye and say, ready to come to listen?) All that garbage is a simple written thee pizdabolstvo, Rambo you room)) on you wrote a lot, your life becomes better not)) do not complain tossing bags, a lot of you in the spring thawed)) About like you say, Mom did not want dad did not try) Take heed to my message to you <try to analyze and draw conclusions for yourself)
>Well, let's analyze piecemeal thee written)) It seems that you really shell-shocked, offended life imbitsil)) Can you in the eye and say, ready to come to listen?) All that garbage is a simple written thee pizdabolstvo, Rambo you room)) on you wrote a lot, your life becomes better not)) do not complain tossing bags, a lot of you in the spring thawed)) About like you say, Mom did not want dad did not try) Take heed to my message to you <try to analyze and draw conclusions for yourself)
>Well, let's analyze piecemeal thee written)) It seems that you really shell-shocked, offended life imbitsil)) Can you in the eye and say, ready to come to listen?) All that garbage is a simple written thee pizdabolstvo, Rambo you room)) on you wrote a lot, your life becomes better not)) do not complain tossing bags, a lot of you in the spring thawed)) About like you say, Mom did not want dad did not try) Take heed to my message to you <try to analyze and draw conclusions for yourself)

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:56:44
>>60538742
Да он не в грамматическом плане привязался, а в логическом, наверное. Мол, я слишком идиот, так как "слышал" всякие слухи, а сам там не был. На самом деле был, мне не понравилось. Мне и здешнее бэ не нравится. Мне б досочку помедленнее, типа vg. А v форчана подойдёт?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:56:57
>>60538848
I'll bosh yer hed in i swer on me mum ye siwmae

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:57:12
>>60533922
Иди на хуй.
>Go to dick.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:57:12

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltgU6PsRkhE
>>60538619
Apologies Anon, I was only saying Het because I do not know much Russian and I thought you were insulting my mother.
Yes that was Dr. House, also known as Hugh Laurie.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:57:56
>>60538991
>thinking /b/ is the only board there

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:58:19
>>60538579
> Anon how am i of doing barrels?


Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:58:44
>>60539020
да, наконец-то разобрались) ты что плохо по русски говоришь? а почему ты не идешь в раздел интернашинал?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:59:39
>>60538916
>imbitsil
Лучше уж imbeseel. И offended by life, а то слишком толсто и действительно похоже на бездарный перевод. Да и вообще можно получше.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 14:59:48
>>60538800
Yes you are weird anon.
>>60538859
What?
>>60538919
Why are you mad bro?
>>60539019
Go to dick? HAHAHA I will start using that as an insult now.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:00:26
>>60539111
>/int/ here not a dead board
You haven't been there, have you?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:00:49
HI GUYS! MY NAME IS NIKOLAY, IM FROM RUSSIA. I LIKE TO PLAY DOTA 2. I LIKE TO PLAY FOR RIKI, TRAXE AND PUDGE. YOU COULD ADD ME AS A FRIEND AND WE WILL PLAY TOGETHER.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:00:56
>>60538755
>/int/ is good
Have you ever been to /int/?
I used to think it was /b/ for foreigners, but then it turned out to be a board about countries which is of no interest to me.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:00:59
>>60539065
no, advice other boards for me which are without plenty of schoolchildren

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:01:06
>>60538991
/v форчонга был тортом до разделения его с /vg. Пойди да посмотри сам, о какой пиздоглазости там все треды сейчас.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:02:44
>>60539181
уцЪ - тзйЩ хц Чфтбс ЧфУхбъуъЩ. хЧбг ЧфЬцг еЯЧх Эгъц ЧфххбжЩ ЧфЮЧеЩ Шу шЬъд уЧхф хц ЧфшфЧъЧЪ ЧфхЪЭЯЩј съ Эъц уцЪ ъгЪхцъ йфщ хгЪшЧу съ ЧффкЩ ЧфХцЬфъвъЩј уцЪ УЭхт.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:02:57
>>60539093
I thought it had to do with airplanes?
>>60539111
>ты что плохо по русски говоришь?
I am not speaking bad of Russian.
>а почему ты не идешь в раздел интернашинал?
I don't how to get there. Also I like it here.


Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:02:59
Ask a native English speaker anything.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:03:04
>>60539244
Just promise me you have nothing to do with my mom.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:03:31
>>60539216
да ага. а почему тогда не банят этот тред? вот стоит создать понитред в бреде - сразу удаляют почему-то, типо у вас есть раздел идите туда, а как сделали английский тред, так не удаляют. мне не жалко, но пусть тогда любое можно будет делать в бреде. просто модераторы, админы, кто там следит за этим всем и удаляет, они мудаки ебаные, их надо сжечь

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:03:53
Англичаны, как в домашних условия выучить английский язык ? учил в школе и в вузе - и ни хуя для игор например, больше и не надо :3


Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:04:13
>>60539377
huicy sosesh'?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:04:28
>>60539257
But why? You're a schoolboy yourself.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:05:23
>>60539244
GO DRINK VODKA, PLAY BALALAYKA AND FUCK BEARS

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:05:26
>>60539244
Hello Nikolay.
>>60539251
Well there are other boards too.
If you like drugs you can go to 420chan /b/. They are chill.
>>60539357
Okay.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:05:52
>>60539453

Your meaning is obscure, pidoraxa ebanaya.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:06:23
Hey, guys, how much is 150+150?


Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:06:29
>>60539412
Oh, you're also a brony. Go back to your mlp-parasha.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:06:55
>>60539434
>учил в школе и в вузе - и ни хуя для игор например, больше и не надо :3
What do you mean, anon?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:07:10
>>60539592
Suck a tractor driver's dick :^)

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:07:12
When I was 15 and I was taking a shit daddyy always hanged around the toilet (seemingly by chance) and asked why you're so quiet, why I can't hear you? First time I didn't respond and then he started barging into the door and crying, what's up with you? why aren't you talking? he started swearing and even told he would take the door off hinges, also dad didn't like when I shat and didn't flush, not like after the shit, but immediately after a poop came out, his reason was that it stinks, and he himself told me: see, I pooped, then I flush, you do the same!

one time I sat to shit, and heard dad was standing by the door, so, I wiped my ass, and squatted on the floor, and there was a wide slit down the door, so I look into the slit and there is my dad squatting down and looking into the slit and he tells me: what? are you fucking nuts? what yer doing?

besides dad always drinks herbs to shit more often, shits 5 times a day then complains his ass stings, and he farts too. i mean what the fuck!

real story. i'm not trolling

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:07:25
>>60539266
Посмотрел и то и другое. Интересно, что у нас отдельно консоледоска, а там - генералы по играм. Форчановское разделение годное даже вроде, мне больше нравится. Посижу в v, значит.
>был тортом до разделения его с /vg
Но ведь так действительно лучше, имхо.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:07:36
>>60539373
>I don't how to get there.
You are such a retard. Abu made on ssach well-navigation shortcuts.
Sage for you & your dad.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:07:42

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:08:22
>>60539412
idi v hui,ponywhore

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:08:43
>>60539624
He wants to study English for videogames.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:09:16
>>60539598
какая разница брони, хуёни? правила блять должны быть для всех одинаковые. если в бреде можно всё, то всё! а если надо по разделам, то по разделам. а то, сука, как пидорасу модеру захочется, так и сделает. сегодня захотел - удалил, тред, не захотел не удалил... блять как бы их всех убить?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:09:25
>>60539641
You fucking what?
>>60539668
Thanks. Please post more sage anon.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:09:31
>>60539377
>Ask a native English speaker anything.
Find a mistake: I came into room and immediately saw a beautiful man in sunglasses.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:09:48
>>60539637
tractor driver will be me, you will suck my dick free.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:10:58
>>60538593
>Malal
Im not really into that shit, but you are free to believe in anything, your dick for example.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:11:16
>>60539783
> really thinks ponythreads are not a cancer
Get the fuck back to synch, you fucking whore.
general-thread-ambassador

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:11:18
>>60539624
то, что научи английскому меня, няш! :3


Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:11:25
>>60533922
Ah, the lovely rainy weather. Under it you can comfortably play Morrowind and Gothic.


Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:11:29
>>60539783
>если в бреде можно всё, то всё! а если надо по разделам, то по разделам
Stop being a stupid maximalist.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:12:11
The point of the thread consists of throwing curses like "suck dick lolka)))" one to another. It's even worse than upyachka. A normal, adequate conversation is impossible here. If you post something meaningful, you'll be either ignored or replied to with something like "your father is chlenodevka you mother whore ahahah". I came.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:12:23
>>60539624
Are you from USA?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:12:43
Hi, guys! Where i can study English? I want to be newebennim anglichaninom!

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:12:48
>>60539745
Why does google translate "и ни хуя" as "and no dick?"

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:13:08
>>60539811
For free. Thats better.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:13:20
>>60539981
Nope, California is a separate country now.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:13:21
>>60539915
>Morrowind
>Gothic
>lovely rainy weather
And shit taste in the mouth, i suppose?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:13:22
>>60539796

>a beautiful man
Either "a handsome man" or "a beautiful women".
Next one.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:14:19
>>60540010
Thats literal.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:14:33
>>60540049
Also,
>into room
into a room

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:14:36
>>60540010
It's stable expression.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:15:16
К-к-к-к-комбиционный ломатель

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:15:24
>>60540049
Nice one. There are you from?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:15:28
>>60540010
It literally means that.
Meaning is something like "fucking nothing".

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:15:36
>>60540122

Or rather "the room".
A stupid sentence.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:16:13
>>60539913
Sure thing, anon.
>>60539915
I love rainy weather but it never rains here in California. I am thinking of moving.
>>605399
You are sort of right hahaha.
>>60539981
Yes.
And you?
>>60540005
You can practice here, anon.


Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:16:25
>>60540177
>There

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:16:27
>>60533922
>Only English language allowed
>Только на английском языке разрешено
I have nice Forman.jpg for you, want it?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:16:50
>>60538593
> My god Malal right now rips and tears Imperial scum.
Ha-ha, your god is asshole.


Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:16:55
>>60540122
I cannot into articles. :(

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:17:41
>>60533922
YOU SUCK MY COCK! HUH?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:17:46
>>60540047
Your beliefs are completely wrong. These games are specially sharpened by such weather. What about Duckling Syndrome, which you most likely implying that it is not. I use my card index on Situations.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:18:18
>>60539641
Lold, nicely done

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:18:32
>>60539919
>>60539910
да кстати, я максималист, я пошел обедать, всем пока! кстати, раз уж вы тут про английски начали. как правильно apple или aple?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:18:34
>>60540261
ser vi chto eblozawr?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:18:39
>>60540241
No thanks, I don't know what that is.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:19:44
>>60540320
Get the fuck out of here. /v scumbags are not allowed.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:19:50
ИРОДЫ БУРЖУЙСКИЕ !!!! УХОДИТЕ С РАСИЯНСКОЙ БОРДЫ !!!!


Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:20:14
>>60540365
Are you a newfag?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:20:25
>>60540358
Aple of course.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:20:25
ryuzke bydlo cant do english(((

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:20:42
Ask me anything since I have no idea what to post.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:20:47
>>60540358
Правильно говорить Иди назуй, пониёб тупой азаза)))

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:21:00
Doubled him >>60540036

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:21:17
>>60540363
>ser vi chto eblozawr?
Net, a vy?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:21:17
>>60540468
I do not post on 2ch often, so I suppose I am.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:21:34
>>60540358
>apple или aple
varieties of shit

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:21:35
>>60540477
y menya google chrome vse perevodit

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:21:43
>>60540476
Ape is even better I think.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:22:18
>>60540365
Ты сейчас поймёшь что я напишу?
Нариманн Намазов двачует харкачёвскую капчу уже неделю около месяца.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:22:20
>>60533922
HUI SASI)))

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:22:25
>>60540498
Do you like black cocks?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:22:29
>>60540532
net ya mem

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:22:32
>>60540533
And 4chan too? Forman is originated from there.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:22:53
>>60540229
>Yes.
>And you?

I am from Russia. Tell me, is it true that in the United States wear bug for wiretapping in the ass fashionable?

Speaking of bears. We do not have them.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:23:09
ну так ? меня будут учить английскому ?
с меня деньги если будут результаты

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:23:11
>>60540557
How do you name it?


Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:23:21
>>60540557
I LOST

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:23:49
>>60540621
>We do not have them.
Yep, due to awful ecology.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:23:58
>>60539962
I must agree, indeed, that it's very hard to start some sort of constructive conversation here. Well, fuck that, we all here just for lulz, so relax and dont take it all seriously. One can really notice your posts and silently give you a brofist.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:24:09
>>60540598
I was expecting that.
No.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:24:10
>>60540633
HELLOU MY DIAR FREND
I'M TEACHING YOU'R ENGLISH !!!

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:24:32
>>60540644
YOU LOOSE

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:24:38
>>60540621
In soviet Russia a bear has you!

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:25:01
>>60539962
your father is chlenodevka you mother whore ahahah))

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:25:06
>>60540644
With gravy?


Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:25:27
>>60540436
And for what it is then, I must comply with the instructions? Fuck you, young dictator! I am a free man in a free imageboard.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:25:57
>>60539962
Shut the fuck up, filthy corzinochka. Every can speak due to his wish.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:26:19
>>60540589
Okay.
>>60540606
No I have been visiting 4chan for a while now, but I have never heard of forman.jpg.
>>60540621
No, wearing bugs in the asshole is not fashionable here as far as I am aware.
Also, nobody mentioned bears ahahaha.
>>60540633
I will teach you English if that is what you are asking.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:26:28
i am is proigral s this anglish treda

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:26:35
pravila dlya pidorov

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:26:38
>>60539962
It's a bit naive to expect something constructive here. We're in /b/, remember?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:26:50
>>60540710
LOOOSE

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:26:51
>>60540687
t0bit0bi2 добовляйся, няш :3

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:27:45
Well, let's analyze piecemeal written thee. One gets the impression that you really shell-shocked, offended life imbitsil)) Can you in the eye and say, ready to go listen) All that garbage is a simple written thee pizdabolstvo paladin you room)) from what you wrote a lot, your life becomes better not) ) not complain tossing bags, many of them like you in the spring thawed)) About like you say Mom did not want dad did not try) Take heed to my message you try to analyze and draw conclusions for yourself))

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:27:46
>>60540765
>free man
lel
>free imageboard
TOP LEL


Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:28:24
>>60540912
syka operedil

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:28:44
>>60536022
mogesh mogesh,

but in actual way it ain't good to insult ppl and behave like this, you better fix yourself quickly. ne bydy hyinu pisat' koroche saganyl

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:29:12
>>60540915
loled cuz of pic

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:30:02
>>60533922
Я плохо говорить английску. Можно я писать ryska?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:30:09
>>60540828
Can you post a picture of your street view?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:30:13
>>60533922
Петухи ебанные, на хуй вам этот свиной язык запада?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:30:19
>>60540685
Wow, are you some sort of a clairvoyant or what?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:30:31
>>60540828
да, скайп отписал выше :3

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:30:42
>>60533922
HUI SOSI

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:31:10
>>60540765
Then stay here.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:31:29
>>60540828
>I have never heard of forman.jpg
Alright, just posting it.


Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:32:00
>I was only 9 years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given: "Shrek is love" I say; "Shrek is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek. I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold. Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me. It's Shrek
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "This is my swamp." He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek
>He penetrates my butt-hole. It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in
>Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all ogre now."
>Shrek leaves through my window
>Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:33:24
>>60535447

He is зевает, not lol'd!

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:33:42
>>60541176
sooka lel)) proeegral. Eto pasta po motivam forca ili naoborot?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:33:45
>>60541081
>complains about foreign lang
>cannot into his own grammar
m-m-m-maximum pidorawka

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:34:26
>>60541295
This copypaste IS the force itself.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:35:10
>>60541295
It's a long story.
http://shrekchan.shoutwiki.com/wiki/ShrekChan

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:36:06
Lundon iz a kapital of a graetbritan

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:36:17
Jigurda is the best troll in the world.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:38:14
And I love to smear myselft with stale shit and jerk off. Everyday i am walking with black bagful for the rubbish and pick every shit i can see. It takes the whole day to fill up two bags. But when i came home after difficult day and go to bath and fill it with hot water...and tumble all my treasures in it.
And i fap imaging that i am absorbed by uniformed shit organizme. I am even thining that shit pieces can think and they have their own families, cities, feelings. Don't wash them off in the toilet, it's better to shelter them in your own home and talk to them and to pet them... Yesterday in the bath i had the beautiful dream where i dived into the sea and it turned into the shit. Fish, weed, jellyfish were consisting of shit. Even sky was, even Allah.


Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:39:06
>>60540828
ALLOU, YOBA, ETO TI???

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:39:50
>>60541074
Sure.
>>60541154
Oh, I recognize that!
I posted it here >>60539674

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:40:43
>>60541681
Forgot picture.


Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:41:58
>>60541743
That's not how it works. You should take your phone, go to your window and take a picture by yourself.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:42:19
>>60541564
>black bagful for the rubbish
Oh, bloody hell, this English is so British my arse want to drink 5 o'clock tea and praise the Queen.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:43:14
>>60533922
> Только на английском языке разрешено
Ебу в рот систему.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:44:27
>>60541822
Maybe next time.
It is 0343 here so I am going to log off now.
It's been fun 2ch

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:44:45
>>60541851
How should i say it?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:45:23
>>60533922
Poshel na hui.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:47:17
>>60542031
Trash bag.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:50:05
>>60542031
Recently I started to like covering myself in stale feces and masturbating. Almost every morning I walk around my neighborhood with a large garbage bag and collect all the crap I see. It takes a whole day to get two bags full of shit. But it all pays off when I come home after a hard day, go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water and... pour all the crap into the bathtub. And then I masturbate, imagining that I'm being devoured by all the feces. All in all, I think, that poo has its own mind, each pile of shit has its own family, place, feelings, we shouldn't just flush them down the toilet, we should take care of them, talk to them, pet them... And you know what, I had a wonderful dream while lying in the bathtub yesterday, I dived into the sea and it turned into shit, fish, seaweed, jellyfish, everything turned into poo, even skies, even Allah.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:51:38
Hai. Ai lav inglish)

Птн 10 Янв 2014 15:57:53
>>60536956
>basement paladin

О боже...

Птн 10 Янв 2014 16:01:04
>>60542913
А ведь Хаос же ебал мамку свою, да?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 16:03:27
>>60542913
Давай я объясню, Василий. В английском языке есть понятие "basement dweller" и обозначает оно маминого хиккана. Таким образом, это хороший перевод для "комнатного паладина".

Птн 10 Янв 2014 16:03:48
>>60543144
Occasionally.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 16:05:46
>>60543344
Значит, Хаос - это Хованский? А кто тогда Мировой Порядок?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 16:08:28
>>60543483
Speak English, asshole.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 16:16:33
>>60543691
So Chaos - it Khovanskii? And who then World Order?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 16:17:07
>>60544238
You're hopeless.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 16:20:07
>>60544238
YOUR MOTHER!!!! AHAHAHHAAHAHHAH!!!! GOT IT??? EH??? EH???


Птн 10 Янв 2014 16:23:05
>>60533922
Hey there, OP. What's topic of this thread? I don't give a fcuk.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 16:29:44
I see.
>>60533922
I see.

Птн 10 Янв 2014 16:59:23
>>60544280
да ето так

Птн 10 Янв 2014 17:01:16
Guys, how do you call seven days in one word?

Птн 10 Янв 2014 17:03:49
>>60547211
Nedelya.


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