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Пнд 17 Мар 2014 13:19:53
1001 МЕМЧИК
1001 МЕМЧИК Аноны го постить настоящий, жизненный юмор.



Пнд 17 Мар 2014 13:21:17



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Пнд 17 Мар 2014 13:29:12
>>64487675
оп, а какой ты лвл, всегда было интересно кто создаёт такие треды?))

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 13:31:19



Пнд 17 Мар 2014 13:32:14
подписался на тренд)


Пнд 17 Мар 2014 13:32:36
из каких пабликов вы это берете?
очевидно не из особо популярных, где сидят двачерчы.
паблики по 2-4к населения. поделитесь подобными.

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 13:33:33



Пнд 17 Мар 2014 13:35:13
Палю годноту:
впаше.сру/lunaparck

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 13:36:06
ОП, продолжай, я всегда проигрываю с вк-юмора про вытиранов.

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 13:37:41



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Пнд 17 Мар 2014 13:38:44
>>64488649
ролл

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 13:39:15
>>64488680
бля

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 13:39:37
вставить текст


Пнд 17 Мар 2014 13:40:08
>>64488649
Крутанул!

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Пнд 17 Мар 2014 13:41:36
saga

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Пнд 17 Мар 2014 13:42:17
>>64488760
А нуль что значит?

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Пнд 17 Мар 2014 13:43:02
>>64488868
Ничего. Иди нахуй отсюда.

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 13:43:31
Самый смешной по моему мнению.


Пнд 17 Мар 2014 13:43:33
>>64488649
Ролл

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 13:43:52
>>64488343
Мне кажется, что это новый уровень бордосленга. Пост-бордосленг, который пережевал и высрал сам себя. Где-то рядом тред бугурта от того, что бордосленг везде разошёлся. Так вот, новая мода подошла.

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 13:43:58
>>64488851
vot etot vobwe krasava-)

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Пнд 17 Мар 2014 13:46:20
>>64489025
ЛАЙК ?

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Пнд 17 Мар 2014 13:47:08
>>64488649
Полизать писечку.

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 13:47:18
>>64488914
Нафига тогда недоделанную рулеточку постить?

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Пнд 17 Мар 2014 13:48:45
>>64487675
не верю что это вообще существует где-то вне двача. реквестирую пруфлинк

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 13:48:57
>>64489109
Хочу, чтобы отменили войну во время школы.

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 13:49:16
>>64489053
ДИЗЛАЙК ?

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 13:49:27
>>64488186
Да один и тот же петух, хохло-бендера из правого сектора, пытается вогнать в мозг что ветераны плохо.

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Пнд 17 Мар 2014 13:49:55
>>64489238
1001мем.ру

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 13:50:03
>>64487675
Пошел нахуй.

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Пнд 17 Мар 2014 13:52:07
>>64489320
ну зашёл туда, ничего не вижу из того что итт

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 13:52:55



Пнд 17 Мар 2014 13:54:01
Крутим-вертим!


Пнд 17 Мар 2014 13:54:37
>>64489550
ролл


Пнд 17 Мар 2014 13:54:51
>>64489326
Самая смешная штука итт)))))

аффтар жжош пешы есчо


Пнд 17 Мар 2014 13:54:53
>>64489550
Ну-с.


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Пнд 17 Мар 2014 13:55:09
>>64488430
шинкоренко наглотался

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 13:55:59
>>64488680
>>64488760
>>64488934
Какой ролл уебы? В ВК не сидели? Вот нуфаги, омг фейспалм.
Тут не роллить надо, а просто циферку поставить.




Пнд 17 Мар 2014 13:56:24
>>64489550
ролл


Пнд 17 Мар 2014 13:56:27
ВИТИРИНАРЫ, УХОДИТЕ С ДВАЧЕЙ!! ЗАЕБАЛИ!


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Пнд 17 Мар 2014 13:58:15
>>64489669
Ролевые игры


Пнд 17 Мар 2014 13:58:30
>>64489653
А в тумблре просят отправить символ. Такие дела.


Пнд 17 Мар 2014 13:58:36
>>64488649
роллл

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 13:59:38
>>64489653
Да эти дебилы кроме РУЛЕТАЧКИ ничего не знают.

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:01:52
>>64489550
Крутанул.


Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:03:25
>>64489976
Советую Вам засунуть нож в анус, и крутануть.

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:03:38




Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:04:27
>>64490063
ЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕ РОСК ЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕ

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:04:42
>>64490063
ИДЕШ ТАКОЙ ПА УЛИЦЕ В МАСКЕ АНАНИМАСА

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:05:33

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:06:15
>>64489448
Открывай "все комиксы" или что-то подобное.

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:06:45
>>64490063
>такой как ты - много


Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:06:51
>>64490165
СПАСИБА ЗА МИР НАД ХАЛАВОЙ)))

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Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:07:42
>>64488649
Ролл.


Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:07:45
>>64490063
Но ведь все уже придумано до нас.


Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:07:52
>>64490048
Ты чего такой злой?

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:07:57
>>64490063
>>64490122
Уважаемые битарды!
А давайте обозначим свое существование?

Обмазывайте свое лицо говном.
Ведь приятно идти по улице и видеть лицо, обмазанное говном.И осознавать, что такой как ты - много!

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:08:37
>>64490048
Вытиран, залогинься.

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:08:47
>>64490295
Может обойдемся пока пакетом на голове?

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:08:53
>>64490288
ДА ПРОСТ)))

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:09:16
>>64490241
А ведь так и есть.
18лвл, на двощах c 14 лет

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:09:38
>>64489550
Ролл, же.

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:09:48
>>64490350
Ну давайте с пакетом, но я под пакетом все равно буду обмазан говном))

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:10:09
>>64488953 Линкани тот тренд, будь добр.

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Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:10:43
>>64489653
Ролл.

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:11:04
>>64490340
А как? Я еще даже лайки тут ставить не научился.

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:11:26
Традиционный


Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:11:52
>>64490228
Проиграл нахуй с псины, есть оригинал?

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:11:56
>>64490481
ааа))

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:12:03
>>64490503
тысячеиодинмемчую

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:12:13
Или хохлы



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Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:13:20
Джва года ждал этот тред

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Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:14:23
>>64488649
ролл

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Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:14:42
>>64489109
А чё в школу можно не ходить?

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:14:51
SPIKIROWAL


Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:14:59
Ялицо - лучший из подобных пабликов
http://вк.com/irinder

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:15:00
>>64490660
еще раз

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:15:51



Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:16:05
PINKIE PIE:
She's an evil encantress
She does evil dances
And if you look deep in her eyes
She'll put you in trances
Then what will she do?
She'll mix up an evil brew
And she'll gobble you up
In a big tasty stew
So... WATCH OUT!!!

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:16:18
>>64490698
Спасибо анон.

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Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:16:43
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah~

APPLEBLOOM:
First, we thought that Babs was so really, really sweet.
A new friend to have and it seemed like such a treat.

SCOOTALOO:
But then, we found the truth; she's just a bully from the east.
She went from Babs, yeah, to a bully and a beast.

APPLEBLOOM:
Everywhere we turn, she's just a step ahead.

ALL:
Babs Seed, Babs Seed, what we gonna do?
Got a bully on our tail,
Gotta hide, we gotta bail.
Babs Seed, Babs Seed, if she's after you,
We gotta run, we gotta flee,
Gotta hurry, don't you see?
Babs Seed, Babs Seed, she's just a bad, bad seed.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

ALL:
Hiding from a bully, we know it isn't right.
But the Cutie Mark Crusaders, we aren't lookin' for a fight.

Oh, she'll go home soon, and then we'll have some peace again.
But for now, we're staying out of her way 'til then.

APPLE BLOOM:
Everywhere we turn, she's just a step ahead.

ALL:
Babs Seed, Babs Seed, what we gonna do?
Got a bully on our tail,
Gotta hide, we gotta bail.
Babs Seed, Babs Seed, if she's after you,
We gotta run, we gotta flee,
Gotta hurry, don't you see?

Why so mean? Why so cruel?
Why so angry? Why so rude?
Can't you be nice? Can't we be friends?
Isn't it sad? Is this how it all ends?

Babs Seed, Babs Seed, she's just a bad, bad-
Babs Seed, Babs Seed, she's just a bad, bad-
Babs Seed, Babs Seed, she's just a bad, bad seed.

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:16:48
Жiзнено



Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:17:03
>>64490658
Лол шмара))))

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:17:16
My Little Pony - Becoming Popular Lyrics
I'll be the toast of the town,
the girl on the go
I'm the type of pony everypony everypony should know
I'l be the one to watch
the girl in the flow
I'm the type of pony everypony everypony should know

Becoming as popular as popular can be
Making my mark, my marking of society
I'm the belle of the ball, the star of the show, yeah!
I'm the type of pony everypony everypony should know!

See how they hang on every word that I speak
my approving glance is what they all seek
I'm the creme de la creme, not just another Jane Doe!
I'm the type of pony everypony everypony should know!

At home at the opera,
on a fancy yacht
becoming the talk,
the talk of all of Canterlot
I'm the creme da la creme, not just another Jane Doe!
Yeah!
I'm the type of pony everypony everypony should know!

Because I'm the type of pony,
yes I'm the type of pony...
Yes I'm the type of pony everypony should know

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:17:43



Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:17:56
All you have to do is take a cup of flour,
Add it to the mix!
Now just take a little something sweet, not sour,
A bit of salt--just a pinch!

Baking these treats is such a cinch,
Add a teaspoon of vanilla.
Add a little more, and you count to four
And you never get your fill-a~

Cupcakes, so sweet and tasty~
Cupcakes--don't be too hasty,
Cupcakes~ cupcakes, cupcakes,
cupcakes!

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:17:57
>>64490787
Лол как узнали пацаны?!?!

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:18:34
FLUTTERSHY:
Now, Rainbow, my dear, I cannot express my delight
It's abundantly clear that somewhere out here
Is the pet that will suit you just right

RAINBOW DASH:
I can't wait to get started,
But first let me set a few rules
It's of utmost importance
The pet that I get
Is something that's awesome and cool

FLUTTERSHY:
Awesome, cool, got it!
I have so many wonderful choices, just wait, you will see

RAINBOW DASH:
I need something real fast like a bullet to keep up with me

FLUTTERSHY:
Sure! How 'bout a bunny?
They're cutesy and wootsie and quick as can be

RAINBOW DASH:
Cutesy, wootsie? Have you even met me?

FLUTTERSHY:
Rainbow, have faith
You see, I will bet you
Somewhere in here is the pet that will get you
Come on, the sky's the limit!

RAINBOW DASH: Sky is good. I'd like it to fly.

FLUTTERSHY: Really? Because I think this widdle puddy tat has your name written all over it. Yes, he does. Aww, look, he likes you!

RAINBOW DASH: Pass.

FLUTTERSHY:
I have so many wonderful choices for you to decide
There are otters and seals
With massive appeal

RAINBOW DASH: Otters and seals do not fly.

FLUTTERSHY: Maybe not, but I've seen this particular seal catch ten feet of air when he breaches the water!

RAINBOW DASH: That's it. I'm outta here.

FLUTTERSHY:
Wait! There must be a pet here
That will fit the ticket
How 'bout a ladybug, or a cute cricket?

RAINBOW DASH: Bigger. And cooler.

FLUTTERSHY:
Bigger, cooler. Right.
I've got just the thing in that tree, Dash
Meet your new fabulous pet, Squirrely

RAINBOW DASH: It's just a squirrel.

FLUTTERSHY:
Not just any squirrel. A flying squirrel!

RAINBOW DASH:
...Yeah. So, like I was saying...
Fluttershy, pal, this won't cut it
I need a pet to keep up with me
Something awesome, something flying
With coolness that defies gravity!

FLUTTERSHY:
I'm sensing you want an animal that can fly.

RAINBOW DASH: Ya think?

FLUTTERSHY:
I have plenty of wonderful creatures who soar in the sky
Like a sweet hummingbird or a giant monarch butterfly

RAINBOW DASH: Better, but cooler.

FLUTTERSHY:
I see. How 'bout an owl, or a wasp, or a toucan?
There's so many wonderful creatures the likes of that
There are falcons and eagles
They are both quite regal
Or perhaps what you need is a dark and mysterious bat?

RAINBOW DASH:
Now you're talking. But instead of just one standout, now that's too many.
So many choices, and such riches aplenty

FLUTTERSHY: Not a bad problem to have, if you ask me.

RAINBOW DASH:
The bat would be awesome, but the wasp I'm digging too
Do you have something in a yellow striped bat?

FLUTTERSHY:
No.
I've got a hot pink flamingo, just dying to meet you

RAINBOW DASH:
What to do, what to do? [gasp]
A prize! That's it! There's really just one way
To find out which animal's best
Hold a contest of speed, agility, and guts
That will put each pet to the test

FLUTTERSHY:
Don't forget style, that should be considered

RAINBOW DASH:
Then we'll know for sure who's best of the litter

FLUTTERSHY:
The one who is awesome as cool

RAINBOW DASH:
Just like me
Can't settle for less,
'Cause I'm the best

BOTH:
So a contest we will see

RAINBOW DASH:
Who's the number one, greatest, perfectest pet

BOTH:
In the world for me

FLUTTERSHY:
May the games

BOTH:
Begin

RAINBOW DASH: And may the best pet win!

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:18:35
Всегда проигрываю


Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:18:35
>>64490819
Вайп текстами песен из MLP? Теперь я видел все.

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:19:06
What is this place filled with so many wonders
Casting its spell that I am now under?
Squirrels in the trees and the cute little bunnies,
Birds flying free and bees with the honey,
Honey

Oh, what a magical place,
And I owe it all to the Pegasus race!
If I knew the ground had so much up its sleeve
I'd have come here sooner and never leave.

Yes, I love everything!

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:19:28



Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:19:41
WILIGHT SPARKLE:
My Little Pony, My Little Pony, Ah Aah Aah Aah

BACKUP SINGERS:
My Little Pony

TWILIGHT SPARKLE:
I used to wonder what friendship could be

BACKUP SINGERS:
My Little Pony

TWILIGHT SPARKLE:
Until you shared all its magic with me!

RAINBOW DASH:
Big adventure

PINKIE PIE:
Tons of fun

RARITY:
A beautiful heart

APPLEJACK:
Faithful and strong

FLUTTERSHY:
Sharing kindness

Twilight Sparkle:
It's an easy feat!

All:
And magic makes it all complete, yeah my little pony

TWILIGHT SPARKLE:
Do You Know You're All My very Best...

All:
Friends!!!!

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:19:43
>>64490048
Ролл.

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:20:13
My Little Pony - Great to be Different Lyrics
FOREST RAIN:
It was a dark day when I lost my faith
I wasn't the pony I thought I'd be
And it seemed that no one could relate
There was nothing left to see

So I took a walk to the edge of the town
And thought of leaving it all behind
When I saw a little letter fall right out of the sky
As a grey mare hovered way up high

I thought I was crazy when I saw her wave
And then simply fly away
So I opened the letter and looked inside
And what was written made my day...

It said--
"Isn't it great to be different?
Isn't it wonderful to be exactly who you are?
When you learn to start accepting yourself
You'll become a shining star"

To this day the writing on that page
Is mottled by the tears I shed
'Cause at that moment something inside me changed
And a bright new path I lead

I ran back home and I picked up my old guitar
And I started strumming these chords
And I sang her words along with this song
And I heard someone sing along

And we sang--

Isn't it great to be different?
Isn't it wonderful to be exactly who you are?
When you learn to start accepting yourself
You'll become a shining star

I turned around and I saw her at my door
That cute grey mare with the wall-eyed stare
She said,

DERPY HOOVES:
I've heard you play and sing before.
And I heard a sadness I could not bear.

I just wanted to tell you that the hardest thing I've faced
Wasn't the teasing or the pain
It was convincing myself I wasn't stupid, strange, or lame
And helping others do the same.

whistling

FOREST RAIN:
These last few years flew by just like a blur
I'm now exactly where I should be
And I know I owe it all to her
The beautiful mare who believed in me~

Isn't it great to be different?
Isn't it wonderful to be exactly who you are?
When you learn to start accepting yourself
You'll become a shining star (2x)

FOREST RAIN/DERPY:
You'll become a shining star/Isn't it wonderful
You'll become a shining star/Isn't it great

BOTH:
When you learn to love just who you are

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:20:44



Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:20:44
Pinkie Pie: There's nothing to be afraid of!
It's just a hop, skip, and a jump! See?

It's not very far, just move your little rump.
You can make it if you try~ with a hop, skip, and jump!

Twilight Sparkle: We don't have time for this...

Pinkie Pie: A hop, skip, and jump--
Just move your little rump!
A hop skip and jump,
A hop skip and jump,
A hop skip and jump,
Ahopskipandjump,
AhopskipandJUMP!

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:21:07
>>64490878
Лол шутка над ветеранами как смешно))))Йа не точто пидарахи уважающие ветеранов))))

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:21:26
Fluttershy:
Hush now, quiet now
It's time to lay your sleepy head
Hush now, quiet now
It's time to go to bed.

Sweetie Belle: I know this one!

Fluttershy: Oh, how wonderful! Why don't you sing it with me?

Sweetie:(Clears throat)
Hush now, Quiet now!!
It's time to lay sleepy head!!
Said, Hush now, Quiet now!!
It is time to go to bed!!

Fluttershy: Okay Sweetie, that was...
Sweetie:
Driftin' (Driftin') off to sleep!!
Leave the day behind you!!
Driftin' (Driftin') off to sleep!!
Let the joy of dreamland find you!!

Fluttershy: Okay, Sweetie, uhm

Sweetie:
Hush now, quiet now!!
Lay your sleepy head!!
Said hush now, quiet now!!
It's time to go to bed!!



OWWW!

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:21:40
>>64488649
13. ПЫТАТЬ


Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:21:45



Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:22:09
Ooh, the shiny dance floor! The pretty party ponies! Look! The fancy band! Shiny, pretty, fancy! Eeeee.....gotta dance!e

I'm at the grand galloping gala
I'm at the grand galloping gala
I'm at the grand galloping gala
It's all I've ever dreamed

It's all I've ever dreamed! Yahoo!
It's all I've ever dreamed! Yippee!
I'm at the great galloping gala........!

It's all I ever... dreamed?

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:22:43
>>64490996
Ахах бротишка все верн))


Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:22:57
>>64491025
Этот месье знает толк.

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:23:24



Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:23:28
Love is in bloom
a beautiful bride,
a handsome groom
two hearts, becoming one
a bond that cannot be undone

because love is in bloom
a beautiful bride, a handsome groom
I said love is in bloom
they're starting a life and making room for us

love is in bloom,
a beautiful bride, a handsome groom
I said, love is in bloom
they're starting a life and making room for us
for us,
for us.


Larger version

Love is in bloom
a beautiful bride,
a handsome groom
two hearts, becoming one
a bond that cannot be undone

because love is in bloom
a beautiful bride, a handsome groom
I said love is in bloom
they're starting a life and making room for us

Your special day
we celebrate now,
the pony way
You friends, are all right here
Won't let, this moment dissapear
Because love is in bloom
A beautiful bride, a handsome groom
I said love is in bloom
They're starting a life and making room for us
for us,

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:23:30
>>64491031
Пони круче ветеранов

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:23:57



Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:24:22
This is your singing telegram,
I hope it finds you well.
You're invited to a party
'cause we think you're really swell!

Gummy's turning one year old,
So help us celebrate--
The cake will be delicious,
The festivities first-rate!

There will be games and dancing,
Bob for apples, cut-a-rug!
And when the party's over
We'll gather 'round for a group hug.

No need to bring a gift,
Being there will be enough...
Birthdays mean having fun with friends,
Not getting lots of stuff.

It won't be the same without you,
So we hope that you say "yes."
So please, oh please, RSVP
And come and be our guest!

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:24:26
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Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:24:55
My name is Pinkie Pie (Hello!)
And I am here to say (How ya doin'?)
I'm gonna make you smile, and I will brighten up your day-aaay!
It doesn't matter now (What's up?)
If you are sad or blue (Howdy!)
'Cause cheering up my friends is just what Pinkie's here to do

'Cause I love to make you smile, smile, smile
Yes I do
It fills my heart with sunshine all the while
Yes it does
'Cause all I really need's a smile, smile, smile
From these happy friends of mine

I like to see you grin (Awesome!)
I love to see you beam (Rock on!)
The corners of your mouth turned up
Is always Pinkie's dream (Hoof-bump!)
But if you're kind of worried
And your face has made a frown
I'll work real hard and do my best
To turn that sad frown upside down

'Cause I love to make you grin, grin, grin
Yes I do
Bust it out from ear to ear, let it begin
Just give me a joyful grin, grin, grin
And you fill me with good cheer

It's true, some days are dark and lonely
And maybe you feel sad
But Pinkie will be there to show you that it isn't that bad
There's one thing that makes me happy
And makes my whole life worthwhile
And that's when I talk to my friends and get them to smile

I really am so happy
Your smile fills me with glee
I give a smile, I get a smile
And that's so special to me
'Cause I love to see you beam, beam, beam
Yes I do
Tell me, what more can I say to make you see
That I do
It makes me happy when you beam, beam, beam
Yes, it always makes my day!

Come on everypony smile, smile, smile
Fill my heart up with sunshine, sunshine
All I really need's a smile, smile, smile
From these happy friends of mine!

Come on everypony smile, smile, smile
Fill my heart up with sunshine, sunshine
All I really need's a smile, smile, smile
From these happy friends of mine!

[Pinkie Pie]
Yes a perfect gift for me (Come on everypony smile, smile, smile)
Is a smile as wide as a mile (Fill my heart up with sunshine, sunshine)
To make me happy as can be (All I really need's a smile, smile, smile; from these happy friends of...)
Smile, smile, smile, smile, smile!
Come on and smile
Come on and smile!

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:25:29
>>64491208
Реквестирую видео с этой песней.

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:25:35
Pinkie Pie: You reach your right hoof in,
You reach your right hoof out~
You reach your right hoof in
And you shake it all about!
You do the Pony Pokey, meeting lots of folks with clout~
That's what I'm talking about!

You step your left hoof in,
You pull it right back out~
You step your left hoof in
But you better help him out!
You do the Pony Pokey, but you'd find a different route.
That's what it's all about!

You kick your back left in,
You pull your back left out~
You reach your back left in,
Just be brave and have no doubt.
You do the Pony Pokey, feeling like you're gonna pout!
That's what I'm singing about!

You tilt your head in,
You tilt your head out!
You tilt your head in
Then you shake it all about~
You do the Pony Pokey, even though your date's a lout--
You're better off without!

You stomp your whole self in,
You stomp your whole self out.
You stomp your whole self in
And you stomp yourself about!
You do the Pony Pokey, and you give a little shout--

Fluttershy: COME OUT!

Pinkie Pie: That's what I'm talking about!
You do the Pony Pokey,
You do the Pony Pokey.
You do the Pony Pokey
And that's what it's all about!
YEAH!

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:26:16

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Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:27:00
Stitching It Together

Thread by thread
Stitching it together
Twilight's dress
Cutting the pattern snip by snip
Making sure the fabric folds nicely
It's the perfect color and so hip
Always got to keep in mind my pacing
Making sure the clothes are correctly facing
I'm stitching Twilight's dress

Yard by yard
Fussing on the details.
Jewel neckline,
Don't you know a stitch in time saves nine?
Making her something perfect to inspire,
Even though she hates formal attire.
Gotta mind those intimate details
Even though she's more concerned with sales,
It's Applejack's new dress.

Dressmaking's easy, for Pinkie Pie something pink
Fluttershy something breezy
Blend color and form...


Do you think it looks cheesy?
(Opalessence) Meow!
Something brash, perhaps quite fetching
Hook and eye, couldn't you just simply die?
Making sure it fits forelock and crest,
Don't forget some magic in the dress.
Even though it rides high on the flank,
Rainbow won't look like a tank.
I'm stitching Rainbow's dress.

Piece by piece, snip by snip
Croup, dock, haunch, shoulders, hip
Thread by thread, primed and pressed
Yard by yard, never stressed
And that's the art of the dress!


Twilight Sparkle: Now the stars on my belt need to be technically accurate.
Orion has three stars on his belt, not four.

[Rarity]
Stitch by stitch,
stitching it together,
Deadline looms,
Don’t you know the client is always right,
Even if my fabric choice was perfect.
Gotta get them all done by tonight.
Pinkie Pie that color's too obtrusive,
Wait until you see it in the light.
I’m sewing them together.


Pinkie Pie: Don’t you think my gown would be more “me” with some lollipops?
Rarity: Well, I think…
Pinkie pie: Balloons?
Rarity: Well…
Pinkie Pie: Do it!

[Rarity]
Hour by hour, one more change,
I'm sewing them together, take great pains
Fluttershy you're putting in a bind,
Rainbow Dash, what is on your mind?
Ohmygosh, there's simply not much time
Don’t forget Applejack’s duds must shine.

Dressmaking easy,
Every customer’s call.
Brings a whole new revision,
Have to pick the pace,
Still hold to my vision.


Twilight Sparkle: That constellation is Canis Major, not Minor.
Fluttershy: French haute couture. Please.
Rarity: Ugh.

Applejack: What if it rains? Galoshes!
Pinkie Pie: More balloons!
Oh, that’s too many balloons.
More candy.
Oh, less candy.
Oh, wait, I know! Streamers!
Rarity: Streamers?
Pinkie Pie: Whose dress is this?
Rarity: Streamers it is.

[spoken]
Rainbow Dash: What?
Rarity: Aren't you going to tell me to change something too?
Rainbow Dash: No, I just want my dress to be cool.
Rarity: Do you not like the color?
Rainbow Dash: The color’s fine, just make it look cooler.
Rarity: Do you not like the shape?
Rainbow Dash: The shape's fine, just make the whole thing, y'know, cooler. It needs to be about 20% cooler.
Rarity: Ugh.

[sung]
Pinkie Pie: All we ever want is indecision
Rainbow Dash: All we really like is what we know
Twilight Sparkle: Gotta balance style with adherence
Fluttershy: Making sure we make a good appearance
Applejack: Even if you simply have to fudge it
[All but Rarity]
Make sure it stays within our budget
Rarity: Got to overcome intimidation
Remember, it's all in the presentation!

[all together]
Piece by piece, snip by snip
Croup, dock, haunch, shoulders, hip
Bolt by bolt, primed and pressed
Yard by yard, always stressed
And that's the Art of the Dress!
(Sighs)

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:27:03



Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:27:33
Samuel Langhorne Clemens[1] (November 30, 1835 – April 21, 1910), more widely known as Mark Twain, was a well known American writer born in Florida, Missouri. He worked mainly for newspapers and as a steamboat pilot on the Mississippi River before he became a writer. He married in 1870, and raised his family in Hartford, Connecticut. In later life he invested and lost the money that his writing had made, and toured the world giving lectures that brought him enough money to pay his debt and recover his fortune.

Clemens was best known for his works in fiction, and especially for his use of humour. His first published story, in 1865, was The Celebrated Jumping Frog of Calaveras County.

Adventures of Huckleberry Finn is considered by many to be Clemens' best work. This story of a white boy who helps a black man escape slavery in the southern United States is known for its humanity.

Clemens's style was usually informal and humorous. This made him different from many important 19th century writers whose books he disliked. For example, he greatly disliked Jane Austen's works, such as Sense and Sensibility and Pride and Prejudice, and famously remarked, "She makes me detest (hate) all her people, without reserve."[2][3]

Actor Hal Holbrook plays Mark Twain on stage in a one-man show called Mark Twain Tonight.

Halley's Comet appeared in the sky during the year Twain was born and the year he died.[4]

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:27:43
RAINBOW DASH:
Three months of winter coolness, and awesome holidays~

PINKIE PIE:
We've kept our hoofsies warm at home, time off from work to play~

APPLEJACK:
But the food we've stored is running out, and we can't grow in this cold

RARITY:
And even though I love my boots, this fashion's getting old~

TWILIGHT SPARKLE:
The time has come to welcome Spring
And all things warm and green,
But it's also time to say goodbye:
It's Winter we must clean.
How can I help? I'm new, you see.
What does everypony do?
How do I fit in without magic?
I haven't got a clue!

PONIES:
Winter Wrap-Up, Winter Wrap-Up!
Let's finish our holiday cheer
Winter Wrap-Up, Winter Wrap-Up!
Applejack: 'Cause tomorrow Spring is here!
Rainbow Dash: 'Cause tomorrow Spring is here!

RAINBOW DASH:
Bringing home the southern birds,
A pegasus' job begins
In clearing all the gloomy skies
To let the sun shine in!
We move the clouds and we melt the white snow;
When the sun comes up, it's warmth and beauty will glow!

PONIES:
Winter Wrap-Up, Winter Wrap-Up!
Let's finish our holiday cheer
Winter Wrap-Up, Winter Wrap-Up!
'Cause tomorrow Spring is here
Winter Wrap-Up Winter Wrap-Up!
'Cause tomorrow Spring is here
'Cause tomorrow Spring is here!

RARITY:
Little critters hibernate
Under the snow and ice.

FLUTTERSHY:
We wake up all the sleepyheads
So quietly and nice!

RARITY:
We help them gather up their food,
Fix their homes below;

FLUTTERSHY:
We welcome back the Southern birds

Rarity and Fluttershy: So their families can grow!

PONIES:
Winter Wrap-Up, Winter Wrap-Up!
Let's finish our holiday cheer
Winter Wrap-Up, Winter Wrap-Up!
'Cause tomorrow Spring is here
Winter Wrap-Up, Winter Wrap-Up!
'Cause tomorrow Spring is here
'Cause tomorrow Spring is here!

APPLEJACK:
No easy task to clear the ground,
Plant our tiny seeds.
With proper care and sunshine,
Everyone it feeds.
Apples, carrots, celery stalks
Colorful flowers, too!
We must work so very hard,

APPLEJACK, PONIES:
It's just so much to do!

PONIES:
Winter Wrap-Up, Winter Wrap-Up!
Let's finish our holiday cheer
Winter Wrap-Up, Winter Wrap-Up!
'Cause tomorrow Spring is here
Winter Wrap-Up, Winter Wrap-Up!
PINKIE PIE:
'Cause tomorrow Spring is here!
PONIES:
'Cause tomorrow Spring is here!

TWILIGHT SPARKLE:
Now that I know what they all do,
I have to find my place
And help with all of my heart,
Tough task ahead I face.
How will I do without my magic,
Help the earth pony way?
I wanna belong, so I must
Do my best today
Do my best today

PONIES:
Winter Wrap-Up, Winter Wrap-Up!
Let's finish our holiday cheer
Winter Wrap-Up, Winter Wrap-Up!
'Cause tomorrow Spring is here
Winter Wrap-Up, Winter Wrap-Up!

TWILIGHT SPARKLE:
'Cause tomorrow Spring is here
'Cause tomorrow Spring is here
'Cause tomorrow Spring is here!

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:28:26



Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:28:50
We may be divided
But of you all, I beg
To remember we're all hoofed at the end of each leg.

No matter what the issue,
Come from wherever you please.
All this fighting gets you nothing but hoof in mouth disease.

Arguing's not the way--
Hey, come out and play!
It's a shiny new day,
So what do you say?

You gotta share, you gotta care
It's the right thing to do.
You gotta share, you gotta care
And there'll always be a way through!

Both our diets, I should mention,
Are completely vegetarian.
We all eat hay and oats.
Why be at each other's throat?

We gotta share,
We gotta care~
It's the right thing to do
And there'll always be a way through!

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:29:28
[Pinkie Pie]
Welcome welcome welcome
A fine welcome to you
Welcome welcome welcome
I say how do you do?
Welcome welcome welcome
I say hip hip hooray
Welcome welcome welcome
To Ponyville today

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:29:59
>>64491412
WWII

During the World War II the Ukrainian Insurgent Army tried to reestablish Ukrainian independence. Ukrainians fought against both Nazi Germany and the Soviet Union. They failed to get independence. Ukraine was occupied by Nazi Germany, then it was reoccupied by Soviet Union.
2nd Soviet occupation

Under the second Soviet occupation repressions against Ukrainians continued and lasted till dissolution of the Soviet Union in 1991.
Independence Reestablished

In the Soviet epoch Ukraine was renamed to so-called a "Soviet Socialist Republic" incorporated into Soviet Union. Independence day — 24 August 1991
Modern History

President elections: 1 December 1991, July 1994, October-November 1999, October-December 2004, January 2010

Parliament elections: March 1994, March 1998, March 2002, March 2006, September 2007 (prematurely), October 2012

Constitution of Ukraine was adopted by Parliament (Verkhovna Rada) 28 July 1996 with changes 8 December 2004.
Orange Revolution

The political demonstrations in autumn-winter 2004 after the Presidential elections gathered millions of people all over the country. On November 26, 2004, Victor Yuschenko lost the Ukrainian presidential election (Viktor Yanukovych was declared winner). However, Yuschenko and his followers argued that the election had been corrupted. They argued that the election results had been falsified by the Ukrainian government, in support of the opposing candidate Victor Yanukovych.[10] They organized political demonstrations in autumn-winter 2004 that gathered millions of people all over the country. They called the demonstrations The Orange Revolution (Ukrainian: Помаранчева революція). Former Prime Minister Yulia Tymoshenko was an important ally of Victor Yuschenko during the demonstrations. The Constitutional Court of Ukraine ordered a second round of elections, which Yuschenko won.
Euromaidan
Main page: Euromaidan

Huge pro-European Union protests called Euromaidan (Ukrainian: Євромайдан) began on 21 November 2013 and ongoing as of February 2014.

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:30:09

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:30:14
[Chrysalis]

This day is going to be perfect,
the kind of day of which I've dreamed since I was small
everypony will gather 'round
say I look lovely in my gown
What they don't know is that I have fooled them all!

[Cadence]

This day was going to be perfect,
the kind of day of which I've dreamed since I was small
but instead of having cake
with all my friends to celebrate
my wedding bells, they may not ring for me at all.

[Chrysalis]

I could care less about the dress,
I wont partake in any cake!
Vows, well i'll be lying when I say
that through any kind of weather
I'll want us to be together
the truth is I don't care for him at all!

No, I do not love the groom
In my heart there is no room,
but I still want him to be all mine!

[Cadence]

We must escape before It's too late,
find a way to save the day!
Hope, I'll be lying if I say
I don't fear that I may lose him
to one who wants to use him,
not care for love and cherish him each day!

For I oh so love the groom,
All my thoughts he does consume
Oh, Shining Armor!
I'll be there very soon!

[Chrysalis]

Finally, the moment has arrived!
For me to be one lucky bride!

[Cadence]

Oh, the wedding we wont make!
He'll end up marrying a fake!
Shining Armor will be...

[Chrysalis]

Mine, all mine hahahaha (devil laugh )

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:30:19
>>64491286
Таких пони я бы посмотрел.

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:31:18
[Flim]
Well, lookie what we got here, brother of mine, it's the same in every town
Ponies with thirsty throats, dry tongues, and not a drop of cider to be found
Maybe they're not aware that there's really no need for this teary despair

[Flam]
That the key that they need to solve their sad cider shortage you and I will share~

[Flim and Flam]
Well you've got opportunity
In this very community

[Flam]
He's Flim

[Flim]
He's Flam

[Flim and Flam]
We're the world famous Flim Flam brothers
Traveling salesponies nonpareil

[Pinkie Pie] Nonpa-what?

[Flim]
Nonpareil, and that's exactly the reason why, you see
No pony else in this whole place will give you such a chance to be where you need to be
And that's a new world, with tons of cider
Fresh squeezed and ready for drinking

[Flam]
More cider than you could drink in all your days of thinking

[Rainbow Dash] I doubt that.

[Flim and Flam]
So take this opportunity

[Flim, Flam, and Crowd]
In this very community

[Flam]
He's Flim

[Flim]
He's Flam

[Flim and Flam]
We're the world famous Flim Flam brothers
Traveling salesponies
Nonpareil

[Flim]
I suppose by now you're wondering 'bout our peculiar mode of transport

[Flam]
I say, our mode of locomotion

[Flim]
And I suppose by now you're wondering, where is this promised cider?

[Flam]
Any horse can make a claim and any pony can do the same

[Flim]
But my brother and I have something most unique and superb
Unseen at any time in this big new world

[Flim and Flam]
And that's opportunity

[Flim]
Folks, the one and only, the biggest and the best

[Flam]
The unbelievable

[Flim]
Unimpeachable

[Flam]
Indispensable

[Flim]
I-can't-believe-able

[Flim and Flam]
Flim Flam brothers' Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000

Flam: What d'you say, sister?

Rarity: faints
[Crowd]

Oh, we got opportunity
In this very community
Please, Flim, please, Flam, help us out of this jam
With your Flim Flam brothers' Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000

Flim: Young filly, I would be ever so honored if you might see fit to let my brother and I borrow some of your delicious, and might I add spellbindingly fragrant apples for our little demonstration here?

Applejack: Uh, sure, I guess.
[Crowd]
Opportunity, in our community

[Flam]
Ready, Flim?

[Flim]
Ready, Flam?

[Flim and Flam]
Let's bing bang zam!

Flim: And show these thirsty ponies a world of delectable cider!
[Crowd]
Cider, cider, cider, cider...

Flim: Watch closely, my friends!

[Flam]
The fun begins!

Flim: Now, here's where the magic happens. Right here in this heaving, roiling, cider-press-boiling guts of the very machine, those apples plucked fresh are right now as we speak being turned into grade-A, top-notch, five-star, blow-your-horseshoes-off, one-of-a-kind cider!

[Flam]
Feel free to take a sneak peek!

[Granny Smith]
Now wait, you fellers, hold it!
You went and over-sold it!
I guarantee that what you have there won't compare
For the very most important ingredient
Can't be added or done expedient
And it's quality, friends, Apple Acres' quality and care!

[Flim]
Well, Granny, I'm glad you brought that up, my dear, I say I'm glad you brought that up
You see that we are very picky when it comes to cider if you'll kindly try a cup

[Flam]
Yes, sir, yes, ma'am, this great machine lets just the very best
So whaddaya say then, Apples?
Care to step into the modern world
And put the Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000 to the test?

[Crowd]
Cider, cider, cider, cider...

Flim: What do you think, folks? Do you see what the Apples can't? I see it clear as day! I know she does! So does he! C'mon, Ponyville, you know what I'm talking about!

[Flim and Flam]
We're saying you've got

[Flim, Flam, and Crowd]
Opportunity
In this very community
He's Flim, he's Flam
We're the world famous Flim Flam brothers
Traveling salesponies nonpareil!

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:31:34
>>64491412
Я знаю, это же дед Путина


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Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:33:02
What is this place
Filled with so many wonders,
Casting its spell that I am now under?

Squirrels in the trees, and the cute little bunnies...
Birds flying free and bees with their honey,
Honey~

Oh~ what a magical place,
And I owe it all to the pegasus race!
If I knew the ground had so much up its sleeve
I'd have come here sooner and never leave.

Yes, I
Love
Everything!

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:33:36



Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:33:46
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Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:34:15
>>64491599
К тому же ветиран


Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:34:28
APPLEJACK:
They say that I belong to the Apple Family
Collecting many apples just as much as it could be
During the gala, I sold one apple pie
To a very nice customer who came from the sky

APPLE BLOOM:
I really want to have a Cutie Mark like Applejack
Because I’m her sister and I’m nearly right on track
She has little freckles on her face, but I do not
Despite the big difference, I want to do a lot

APPLEJACK & APPLE BLOOM:
No matter how we look or what we are
We’re definitely sisters

RARITY:
Oh, I live in a place where I make not only dresses
But also some jewelry without any messes
This golden necklace is a special creation
With the heart-shaped Fire Ruby in my sensation

SWEETIE BELLE:
I really want to do magic like Rarity
So if I ask her about it, she’ll give me clarity
I also want to have a Cutie Mark as well
Sisters are sisters as each other they tell

RARITY & SWEETIE BELLE:
No matter how we look or what we are
We’re definitely sisters

PINKIE PIE:
I’ve got so many sisters of mine in my heart
With my Necklace of Laughter around my neck
Marble, Limestone and Peachy can team up with me
So we can rock the deck

PRINCESS CELESTIA:
The world has winged ponies flying in the air
And the unicorns doing magic for I care
For Equestria where you can take a ride
With those who are always by my side

PRINCESS LUNA:
My sister may be diurnal, but I’m active at night
You know there are some wonderful things at sight
If Cadence is our niece, well then, I’ll just find out
What the sense of confusion is all about

CELESTIA & LUNA:
No matter how we look or what we are
We’re definitely sisters

APPLEJACK & APPLE BLOOM:
We are the Apple Family
We can buck apples as you can see

RARITY & SWEETIE BELLE:
We’re onto things that are special now

CELESTIA & LUNA:
We protect Equestria as we vow

PINKIE PIE:
Oh, they say I’m a musician
I can make comic things in addition
Can my sisters stay with me?
Just for them, we’ll sing in harmony

ALL:
No matter how we look or what we are
We’re definitely sisters in different families
Sisters stay as they are in all memories
Even after the end of time
There is nothing we can’t rhyme
Sisters

PINKIE PIE:
Oh, yeah

ALL:
Sisters

PINKIE PIE:
That’s what I’m singing about

ALL:
Sisters

PINKIE PIE:
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

ALL:
Sisters

PINKIE PIE:
Everypony, sing out!

ALL:
Sisters

PINKIE PIE:
That’s what I’m singing about

ALL:
Sisters

PINKIE PIE:
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

ALL:
Sisters

PINKIE PIE:
Absolutely no doubt

ALL:
Sisters

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:35:21



Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:35:39
Тред вайпает ветеран


Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:35:43
>>64490688
В который раз уже прошу анона рассказать кулстори про пик

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:35:53
Remember those times when the ponies were here?

They lit up the world - well, pretty darn near

Remember those times till the ponies left town?

Things were looking up, now they're all falling down

With the ponies you knew where you stood

They dusted every room when it could use it

Then they went out the door for good

You never really know what you got until you lose it

Remember those times almost brings me to tears

I heard the ponies singing would be music to my ears

But why stir up those memories of way back when?

We'll never see those ponies again

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:36:15
Давайте моар абсурдного цирка с ветеранами, проигрываю люто.

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:36:32
Русия яис? Р?с?й, Россия (рус. Россия), р?сми исеме Русия Федерациясе (рус. Российская Федерация, РФ) — Ауразияд? урнашкан к?пмилл?тле д??л?т. Демократик, федератив республика. М?йданы, халык саны, икътисади ку?те ягыннан элеккеге Р?с?й Империясе ?ирлегенд? барлыкка килг?н ??м??риятл?рне? и? зурысы; 1917 елны? Сентябренн?н Русия ??м??рияте, 1918 елны? Гыйнварыннан РСФСР, 1992 елны? июненн?н РФ дип атала.

Русияне? д??л?т тарихы 862 елдан килеп бара. 1917 елны? 25 октябрьд? (7 ноябрьд?) Русия империясе ?имерелде ??м Русия Совет Федератив Социалистик Республикасы барлыкка килг?н. 1991 елны? 25 декабрьд?н х?зерге исем.

Д?ньяда территориясе и? зур ??м коры ?ир чиге и? озын булган д??л?т (Русия — Казакъстан) — 7200 км; д?ньяда ике д?нья кис?ген? — Аурупа ??м Азияг? урнашкан. М?йдан 17 752 ме? км?. Коры ?ирне? 11,5% алып тора. Халык ис?бе 142 914 ме? кеше (2010), Беренсе гинуарда Русиянын халыгы 143.030.106 хатык уса. Халык тыгызлыгы 8,6 кеше/км?. Русияд?ге халык саны ким?я. Буны? т?п с?б?бе 1990 елларында социаль-икътисади кризис. Халкыны? 72,9% ш???рл?рд? торалар. И? к?п санлы халык — руслар (79,8 %), башка к?п санлы халыклар — татарлар (3,8 %), украиннар (2 %), башкортлар (1,2 %), чуашлар (1,1 %) (2002). Динн?ре христиан (православие), ислам, иудаизм, буддизм ?.б. Д??л?т теле — рус теле. Д??л?т башлыгы — президент.

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:37:22
Вайпер-кун, я болею за тебя.

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:37:25



Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:37:36
>>64491868
У парня умер попугай.
Он выложил в вконтакте эту фотку.

Melody longs to be a rock star

She's dreamed about it since I can recall

That's okay for Melody if that's what she would like to be

But mine is the best dream of all

Starlight has dreams to be a teacher

And Patch would like to be a circus clown

Bright Eyes' dream is excellent to help save our envoronment

But mine is the best dream hands down

I want to be a model

Wearing everything from fancy gowns to jeans

I want to be a model...a fabulous model

Like in all the fashion magazines

All my friends have their special daydreams

But their dreams will not suit my fantasy

Yes, they may be quite worth while

Sorry, they're just not my style

Mine is the best dream for me

Mine is the best dream for me

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:38:43
>>64491868
Попугай умер у парня


Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:38:48
Pink or yellow in my hair

I hate choosing what to wear

A or B; don't ask me

My head just starts to ache.

Sometimes I just never know the choice I ought to make

I find it so confusing to be faced with a decision

I even dread choosing what to watch on television

Bon Bon? Bright Eyes? Melody?

Or one of the other three?

Which is right? That's my plight

I don't know who to take

Two seats only for the show

Each of them deserves to go

I wish there was someway to know the choice I ought to make

Which choice I ought to make?

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:39:35
Human beings fascinate me, being just the way they are!
Tell me, little pony, can you push a cart or drive a car?
Lyre is my instrument, but humans strum their sweet guitar
It's a mystery, anthropology!

Fingers, toes and tiny noses, brownish hair and tannish skin
Would it be too much to ask to see the world they're living in?
Everybody tells me that it's old and fake mythology
It's a mystery, anthropology!

Aren't you bored of brushing your coat, styling your mane with your hooves?
I don't mean to butt in or gloat, but ancient history proves...

Humans don't have wings or magic. They don't need it; they don't care!
All they've got's imagination, new inventions everywhere!
Babies, children, teens and elders, all alike have clothes to wear
It's so real to me, anthropology!

Albert Einstein, Cleopatra, William Shakespeare, Elton John,
Michael Phelps, Barack Obama...who's to say that they're all gone?
Maybe humans like us too and dress like us at Comic-Con? ;)
It's so real to me, anthropology!

Yeah, they've had a couple of fights,
Nobody's perfect you see,
Still I say I'm born with the rights
to study whatever I please!

I don't need to horse around now, I can stand on two legs!
I would trade my magic powers for a pair of new legs!
Grab your camera, come on, zoom in!
'Cause your favorite mare's a human,
ME!

That is who I'll be!
Anthropology! shh.

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:40:32
>>64491635
10/10, Господи!

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:40:36
Mic]
Yeah. Watchu know 'bout Nightmare Night, son?!

Welcome Fillies and Gentlecolts; No reason to scream
Your favorite Princess is back; She's walkin' up on the scene
She has been stuck on the moon, but that's no reason to fret
She's not a Nightmare no more, so buckle down and get set
She's comin'; Gracin' her subjects. She ain't leavin' no choice
She's gonna blow you all back with her Equestrian Voice
So cover all of your fears and stowe away all your fright
The Lunar Princess is back; to bring the Nightmares Tonight

[WoodenToaster]
She's living in the past
so you won't last
Without the proper care

With a royal farewell
And an animate spell
You won't have long to prepare

[Mic]
Now little fillies, this is Nightmare Night
Your ruler Nightmare Moon is back to come and fill you with fright
So Hurry
Now get your goodies and fill up all your bags
And go and leave a candy offering for that big ol' hag
Get runnin'
And pray above that she's not coming back
To come and take away your soul and eat you up for a snack
So run away and go hide; just keep your head out of sight
The darkness is rising again cause this is Nightmare Night

[WoodenToaster]
She's living in the past
so you won't last
Without the proper care

With a royal farewell
And an animate spell
You won't have long to prepare

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:40:44
>>64491977
Блядь, подробнее можно?
Был ли дианон, коменты к фотке, как фотку отрыл анон, откуда фраза "рикуша прочирикал гуд бай"?

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:40:44



Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:41:28
Я проиграл на всю квартиру от пика :3


Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:41:30

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:43:11
>>64489550
gjyt ujdyj

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:43:30
>>64492152
Гугли, я не знаю.

I'm not a fan of puppeteers but I've a nagging fear
someone else is pulling at the strings
Something terrible is going down through the entire town
wreaking anarchy and all it brings

I can't sit idly, no, I can't move at all
I curse the name, the one behind it all...

Discord, I'm howlin' at the moon
And sleepin' in the middle of a summer afternoon
Discord, whatever did we do
To make you take our world away?

Discord, are we your prey alone,
Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?
Discord, we won't take it anymore
So take your tyranny away!

I'm fine with changing status quo, but not in letting go
Now the world is being torn apart
A terrible catastrophe played by your symphony,
what a terrifying work of art!

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:47:02
[LYRICS]

[Everyone]
Hey, hey, everybody! We're got something to say,
We make seem as different, as the night is from day.
But if you look a little deeper.
And you will see
That I'm just like you and you're just like me! Yeah!

Hey, hey, everybody! We're here to shout,
That the magic of friendship is what its all about.
Yeah, we thought they were different, as the night is from the day.
Until Twilight Sparkle helped to see another way.

So get up, get down. If you're gonna come around.
We can work together helping Twilight win the crown.
So get up, get down cause its gonna make a sound.
If we work together helping Twilight Sparkle win the crown.

[Pinkie Pie]
Hey, hey! Hands up now!
We're sending a message to the crowd!
Hands way up, then come down.
Then we'll party together all around.

[Rarity] Generous. Honesty.
[Applejack] Laughter, Kindness, Loyalty.
[Fluttershy] Twilight helped us each to see...
[Rainbow Dash] ...all that we can be! So...

[Everyone]
So get up, get down. If you're gonna come around.
We can work together helping Twilight win the crown.
So get up, get down cause its gonna make a sound.
If we work together helping Twilight Sparkle win the crown.

[Twilight Sparkle]
I'm gonna be myself, no matter what I do and
And if we're different yeah, I want you to be true to you
If you follow me, we'll put our differences aside.
We'll stick together and start working on that school pride.

[Everyone]
Jump up, make a sound (hey). Stomp your hooves, turn around.
Start now, make a change. Gonna come around.
Jump up, make a sound (hey). Stomp your hooves, turn around.
Canterlot Wondercolts, help her win the crown.

Jump up, make a sound (hey). Stomp your hooves, turn around.
Start now, make a change. Gonna come around.
Jump up, make a sound (hey). Stomp your hooves, turn around.
Canterlot Wondercolts, help her win the crown.

Jump up, make a sound (hey). Stomp your hooves, turn around.
Start now, make a change. Gonna come around.
Jump up, make a sound (hey). Stomp your hooves, turn around.
Canterlot Wondercolts, help her win the crown.


Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:48:26



Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:48:40
>>64488649
Роллирую

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:50:04
[Twilight Sparkle]
A true, true friend helps a friend in need
A friend will be there to help them see

[Twilight and Fluttershy]
A true, true friend helps a friend in need
To see the light that shines from a true, true friend

Rainbow Dash: Um, hello! Friend trapped inside, remember?

[Twilight Sparkle]
Rarity needs your help
She's trying hard doing what she can

[Fluttershy]
Would you try, just give it a chance
You might find that you'll start to understand

[Twilight and Fluttershy]
A true, true friend helps a friend in need
A friend will be there to help you see
A true, true friend helps a friend in need
To see the light that shines from a true, true friend

Rainbow Dash: Uh, what just happened?

Twilight Sparkle: There's no time to explain, but we need your help. Applejack's trying to make dresses!

Rainbow Dash: Say no more!

[Rainbow Dash]
Applejack needs your help
She's trying hard doing what she can
Would you try, just give it a chance
You might find that you'll start to understand

[Twilight, Fluttershy, and Rainbow Dash]
A true, true friend helps a friend in need
A friend will be there to help them see
A true, true friend helps a friend in need
To see the light that shines from a true, true friend

Rarity: [gasps] Oh my, what a terrible dream I had. Or, maybe I'm still having it.

Twilight Sparkle: Rarity, Pinkie Pie is about to lose the apple farm. We need Applejack's help!

Rarity: Lose the apple farm? Well we can't let that happen, now can we?

[Rarity]
Pinkie Pie is in trouble
We need to get there by her side
We can try to do what we can now
For together we can be her guide

[Twilight, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, and Rarity]
A true, true friend helps a friend in need
A friend will be there to help them see
A true, true friend helps a friend in need
To see the light that shines from a true, true friend

[key up]

Applejack: Yee-haw! Now that's more like it, what's next?

Twilight Sparkle: The townspeople are furious, we need the old Pinkie Pie back.

Applejack: I'm on it, I know just the thing.

[Applejack]
The townspeople need you, they've been sad for a while
They march around, faces frown and never seem to smile
And if you feel like helping, we'd appreciate a loooooot
If you get up there and spread some cheer from here to Canterlooooooot!

Pinkie Pie: Come on ponies, I wanna see you smile!

Crowd: Pinkie!

[All and chorus]
A true, true friend helps a friend in need
A friend will be there to help them see
A true, true friend helps a friend in need
To see the light (to see the light)
That shines (that shines)
From a true, true friend!

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:50:55

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:52:58
>>64492750
Сука, это даже смешнее, чем я предполагал, спасибо, анон, держи няшку



Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:53:11



Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:54:22



Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:55:08
ПРИШЛА И АНУСЫ ДЕРНУЛА ВСЕМ КАКЛАМ
ЧУМАЧЕЧАЯ РАШКА
ЧУМАЧЕЧАЯ
БИЛЕТИК НА КРЫМ КУПИЛ Я ВЧЕРА
ТЕПЕРЬ МОЕ РЕИГОН, КАЛАМ ПРОВЕЛ Я ПОГУБАМ



Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:55:24
Бло, посоны, я там не был, там что, действительно такой рак ? Мне даже страшно

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:55:33
>>64492750
Жалко мне его.
In the arms of the nights embrace
The starlight shines down upon your face
Illuminating your eyes so bright
As we run together into the night

Silly foals with silly dreams, together eternally~
Come out and play, we'll spread our wings... and fly!

[Chorus]
This summer will last forever
We'll laugh and sing and play whenever
We'll wake up late, and rule this town
I'll always come around~
Just you and me and a love that's meant to be!

To the sky we both take flight
Exploring our world by Luna's light
We race each other through the stars
And laugh as we know that this time here is ours

Silly foals with silly dreams, together eternally
Come out and play, we'll spread our wings, and fly!

[Chorus]

Silly foals with silly dreams...
Summers never last it seems...

Summer will last forever
We'll laugh and sing and play whenever
We'll wake up late and rule this town
I'll never let you down~

And even when the summer's ending
And real life seems so condescending
We'll grow together, you and I
We'll face tomorrow side by side...
Just you and me and a love that's meant to be!

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:56:09
>>64492960
лол!

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:57:00
>>64493020
Где там-то? Про что ты несешь вообще?

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:57:33
[Rarity]

Oh, Manehattan, what you do to me
Such a huge bustling community
And there's always opportunity
To do the friendly thing

If some are grouchy, pay no mind
Surprise instead with something kind
Lo and behold, you may just find
A smile is what you bring

Bellhop: Welcome to the Mane Fair Hotel! Please allow me to take those bags to your room for you!
Rarity: Only if you'll accept this gratuity first.
Bellhop: Oh-ho-ho! I'll get your change!
Rarity: Do keep it all. I insist!

[Rarity]

Generosity, I'm here to show all that I can give
Generosity, I'm here to set the bar
Just sit back and watch how I live

Rarity: After you.
Tourist Pony 1: Why, thank you.
Rarity: Please, take mine.
Tourist Pony 2: Wow, okay.

[Rarity]

Some may say, "Rarity,
Don't be so big-hearted and bold
Treating strangers like they're friends
This town's too big and cold"

But this is how I play my cards
I'm not about to fold
Where I see a frown, I go to town
Call me the smile patrol

[Rainbow Dash]

Oh, Manehattan, what you do to us

[Fluttershy]

What if you find a Gloomy Gus?

[Applejack]

It's no intimidatin' thing

[Pinkie Pie]

Just be kind without a fuss

[Rarity]

Generosity, I'm here to show all that I can do
Generosity, you are the key
Manehattan, I'm here just for you
Just for you


Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:58:00
Нахуя аутисты вайпают такой годный тред?

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:58:42
[Applejack]

Those vampire bats will give you a fright
Eating apples both day and night
They rest for a minute, maybe three
Then they're eatin' every apple in your apple tree

They don't care about nada, not zilch, no, nothin'
'Cept bringin' about an orchard's destruction

[Fluttershy]

Now wait just a minute, there's another side to this
And if I did not defend them, then I would be remiss
These bats are mamas and papas too
They care for their young just like we ponies do

[Applejack]

Oh, give me a break, you're bein' too kind
These creatures have a one-track mind
The orchard is not their restaurant
But do they ever think what others may want?
No! They don't! And that is just a fact
These bats, they simply don't know how to act

[Fluttershy]

That's where I have to disagree
They're loyal to their family
Spreading seeds both far and wide

[Applejack]

You see one comin', you'd better run and hide!
They're big and ugly and mean as sin
Will ya look at the state my trees are in?

[Fluttershy]

They help your trees, they'll grow stronger faster

[Applejack]

They've turned my life to a total disaster!

[Rarity]

Well, I for one don't have a doubt
These vermin must be stamped right out

[Rainbow Dash]

I second that, they've got to go
These bats, they've got to hit the road

[Applejack]

It comes down to just one simple fact
They've crossed the line, it's time to fight them back!

[All except Fluttershy]

Stop the bats! Stop the bats!
Make them go and not come back!
Stop the bats! Stop the bats!
Make them go and not come back!
Stop the bats! Stop the bats!
Make them go and not come back!

[Applejack]

Yes, it comes down to just one simple fact
They've crossed the line, it's time that we attack!


Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:59:01



Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:59:16
>>64493153
Крайняя степень вниманеблядства, отчаяние, боль анальной жопы. Просто репорть.

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:59:17
Applejack: C'mon, Apples, y'all know this one!
Granny Smith: Hot-diggity!
Applejack: Yee-haw!
Big McIntosh: Eeyup.

[Applejack]

We travel the road of generations
Joined by a common bond
We sing our song 'cross the pony nation
From Equestria and beyond

[Applejack and Apple Bloom]

We're Apples forever, Apples together
We're family, but so much more
No matter what comes, we will face the weather
We're Apples to the core

Big McIntosh: Eeyup.

[Apple Bloom]

There's no place that I'd rather be
Than travelin' with my family
Friends all around come to join and see
As we sing out across the land

[Applejack, Big McIntosh, and Apple Bloom]

We're Apples forever, Apples together
We're family, but so much more
No matter what comes, we will face the weather
We're Apples to the core

Big McIntosh: Eeyup.

[Granny Smith]

We're peas in a pod, we're thick as thieves
Any clich? you can throw at me
We're here for each other, through thick and thin
You're always welcome with your Apple kin
Wheeeeee!

[Pinkie Pie]

You're more fun than the color pink
Or balloons flying over your favorite drink
The love I feel here is swim, not sink
As we party across this land

Apples: All right!

[All]

We're Apples forever, Apples together
We're family, but so much more
No matter what comes, we will face the weather
We're Apples to the core!

Big McIntosh: Eeyup!

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:59:23
>>64493099
Про вконтактик?

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 14:59:56



Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:00:00
>>64490878
Жизненно же


Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:00:13
>>64493236
> Просто репорть.
С сажей и без картинок вайпать можно.

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:00:37
[Discord]

A little glass of water please
A fresh pressed hanky if I sneeze
Some tea with honey from the bees
Whenever you can brew it

Princess Cadance: I'll get your tea.

[Discord]

And while I get a little rest
A teeny tiny small request
Some codfish oil for my chest
Poured from a crystal cruet

Twilight Sparkle: A crystal cruet?

[Discord]

[singing faster]
My goodness, I'm a nincompoop
Because I fear I've got the croup
I need a vat of pumpkin soup
And scarves made out of zinnias

Did I say zinnias? I meant silk
Or something shiny of that ilk
And then I'll need some nice warm milk
And pastries from Abyssinia

And since my stomach's feeling crummy
Why not give my aching tummy
Something soothing, something yummy
Piled up with noodles?

Add a slice of homemade rye
With stacks of Swiss way up high
Served with sides of sweet mince pie
More basil; I need oodles!

Twilight Sparkle: Anything else?

[Discord]

I'll be grateful for your charity
Until the bitter end
Because I've heard that tenderness
Is what you lend an ailing friend
Tenderness, isn't that right, friend?

Twilight Sparkle: Right, but—
Discord: So, who's ready for my big reprise?

I'd like that glass of water please
Some magic spell to cure disease
A firm "gesundhoof" when I sneeze
A fresh bouquet of roses

Some lozenges will soon appease
My wheezing when I start to sneeze
A wig to keep me from the breeze
And blankets for my toes-es

Take tweezers out of my valise
And then massage my knobby knees
A bowl of peas, some extra cheese
A cuddle with a Pekingese
A singing harp who's named Louise
A goat on skis, a new trapeze
And more and more and more and more of these

And just because I oughta...

Make sure I'm drinking in the right
Amount of fluids day and night
I wish I may, I wish I might
Have just one little thing
Oh, would you please finally bring
Me that tiny glass
Of water?!!


Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:01:11
>>64493243
С луны штоле свалился? Конечно там рак. И тут рак. Весь интернет заражен.

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:01:17
[Pinkie Pie]

Every single day there's something new you can plan for
Every single day there's something wonderful to do
But nothing makes me happy like a day that I can say
"Today I planned a party, and it's just for you!"

Vendor Pony: How's it going today, Pinkie?
Pinkie Pie: Great, thanks! Got any streamers today?
Vendor Pony: [chuckles] You betcha! Big party planned?
Pinkie Pie: Don't you know it!

[Pinkie Pie]

Don't have much time to gather all the things I need
If I'm really gonna make this party fly
For today's another day that all of Ponyville will say

[Crowd]

There goes the super party pony Pinkie Pie!

[Mr. and Mrs. Cake]

She planned our first foal shower where we played all sorts of games
Having so much fun as we chose Pound and Pumpkin's names

[Diamond Tiara]

She planned my cute-cea?era my dad made me, I won't lie
I demanded all the best, I suppose she passed the test
Sure it was pretty good all thanks to Pinkie Pie

Pinkie Pie: Thanks, I guess?
Art Vendor: What color paints do you need?
Pinkie Pie: I'm gonna need the full rainbow!
Art Vendor: A paintbrush too?
Pinkie Pie: Yes, if you please!
Peachy Pitt: And what from me?
Pinkie Pie: Your biggest banner! This party's gonna be the best!
Peachy Pitt: Haha I don't doubt it!

[Crowd]

Every single day there's something new we can plan for
Every single day there's something wonderful to try
But nothing makes us happy like a day that we can say
"Today there'll be a party planned by Pinkie Pie!"

Rarity: I don't know how she does it.
Twilight Sparkle: Wow, look at her go!
Applejack: Oh, boy! This is gonna be good!
Fluttershy: Go, Pinkie, go!

[Crowd]

There's no other pony like her, no pony that could be
As great! (As great!) As fun! (As fun!)
As our super party pony Pinkie!


Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:01:24
>>64493315
Хуясе, уже субтитрами лошадей вайпают!


Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:02:00
>>64488930
Типа ногу отрезал, чтобы в армию не идти?

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:02:00
[Cheese Sandwich]

The super-duper party pony–that pony is me
I always knew that was the kind of pony I would be

Pinkie Pie: Me too!
Cheese Sandwich: Come on, ponies! Who here likes to party? Ha-ha! You do! I can tell!

When I was but a little colt, I just wanted to play

Pinkie Pie: Like me!

[Cheese Sandwich]

But everypony told me, "Cheese, that fun just wastes the day"

Pinkie Pie: As if!

[Cheese Sandwich]

But when I threw a party and I busted out some moves

Pinkie Pie: Uh-huh!

[Cheese Sandwich]

The ponies finally saw the light and got into the groove

Pinkie Pie: You know it!

[Cheese Sandwich]

The super-duper party pony–that pony is me

Pinkie Pie: And me!

[Cheese Sandwich]

You'll never meet another party pony quite like Cheese!

Pinkie Pie: Uh, Pinkie?
Cheese Sandwich: Hey, good-lookin', want some mayonnaise?

My parties are all off the hook
I never plan them by the book
I start out fun, then whoopsie-daisy
Everybody just gets crazy!

Bored of snacks made by your mom?
How about a giant party bomb?
Huge pi?atas filled with cake
Or dive into my fruit punch lake!

Goldengrape: Geronimo!

[Cheese Sandwich]

The super-duper party pony–that pony is me
You'll never meet another party pony quite like Cheese

C'mon, kid, take it for a spin!
Colt: Golly! Thanks, mister!

[Cheese Sandwich]

Oh, when I throw a Cheese party, be sure to not be lame
And miss my pie fights, wacky kites, and streamers in your mane
Fizzy drinks, Hawaiian shirts, and brie fondue delight
You know that with Cheese Sandwich, you'll be partying all night!

Rainbow Dash: C'mon, everypony! Let's party down with Cheese!
Fluttershy: You're really a certified party pony?
Cheese Sandwich: That's right! That's my guarantee!

The super-duper party pony–that pony is me-e-e-e-e

[Pinkie Pie]

But what about the super party pony named Pinkie...?


Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:02:03
>>64493290
>Вайпы досок и тредов запрещены полностью. Ковровое сажеметание может привести к бану.

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:02:43



Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:03:01
>>64488624
Правда не взлетит что-ли?

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:03:07
>>64491970
Вот тут нихуя не понял!

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:03:22
>>64493377

Relax man, you know where you are.


[Pinkie Pie]

For all my life, all I've wanted to do
Was make my friends want to smile true
But maybe I was wrong
And Pinkie Pie shouldn't plan parties at all

I'll try to get up on my hooves
And try a different task
I'll find something new to do
There's gotta be more to me than planning a party or two

I put away my party cannon, I deflated all my balloons
The bubbles all burst, now what is next for you?
For you...

Oh, I remember this one: my first party ever. My whole family was there. And that's Twilight's welcome-to-Ponyville party. She didn't even expect that one. [giggles] Oh, look at Gummy! He just looks so excited for this birthday party! Hmm. Shining Armor and Cadance's wedding sure was special, especially once I got a hold of the music.

Oh, look at those happy faces
All the parties that I had thrown
I made them laugh, had such a blast
A smile that's all their own
They loved seeing me, the real Pinkie
Show them the time of their life like they've never known
Like they've never kno-o-own

I've got to get back out there, have to show them that I've tried
For there's only one great party pony -- that is Pinkie Pie
Won't let Cheese Sandwich beat me, won't let him get me down
For I am Pinkie, the bestest party pony around!


Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:04:37



Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:05:33
>>64488649
ролл

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:05:44
>>64491179
Есть оригинал про мам пицу?

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:06:03



Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:06:07
>>64488649
реролл

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:06:15
>>64488680
>>64488760
>>64488934
>>64489158
>>64489784
>>64490280
>>64491025
>>64492612
Вы совсем пизданулисьобдвачевались, дауны аутисты? Вы что, все что угодно готовы роллить?

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:06:22
>>64487675

Обожаю такой юмор. Даже не знаю, как его назвать. Пост-двачизм?

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:06:55
>>64493697
Roll.

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:07:22



Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:07:58
>>64493697
ролл

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:07:59
>>64489053

Из них кто-нибудь ещё жив?

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:08:10
>>64493707
Пост-примитивный декаданс эпохи двача.

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:09:07
>>64493707
Я тоже так называю. Выше уже писал об этом. Высмеивание всей бордокультуры, но при этом сохранение того самого двача тиреча.

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:09:28
>>64493220
Но ведь действительно же советское говно. Я не говорю, что Харламов охуенно смешной, но несмешной же этот ваш Шурик нихуя, а смотрите вы его только ради чувства ностальгии. При этом есть жи охуенные советские фильмы «Визит дамы», например, но все эти ёбанные «Шурики», «Иронии судьбы» блядские, второсортное говнище же.

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:09:41
>>64493813
Культуроведение уровня /b/

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:10:09
>>64489036
Все правильно написал.

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:10:36
>>64493758
Лол

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:11:29
>>64493683
скпздц)))

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:11:59
>>64493758
Обитатели /a/, прифотошипьте сюда Нуи.

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:12:02
>>64493911
Зеленый или школьник, хуй его знает. Какая ностальгия еще, тут многие жили в 60-70-е что ли, лол?

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:12:18
>>64488788
А у этих голых детей светятся соски?

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:12:37
>>64490787
Бля, а идея неплохая.

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:12:40
>>64493584
Такую толстоту не банят на 1001?


Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:13:43
Дальше кидаю?


Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:14:20
>>64493911
Да-таки полтора года не школьник как. Многие из 90х, очевидно; этого вполне хватает.

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:14:26
>>64494117

Это с втентакля всё

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:15:27
>>64494176
Лолблджад. давайишо

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:16:48



Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:17:38
>>64494360
ДИЗЛАЙК ?

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:17:57
>>64494176
Всегда любил смотреть такие картинки исключительно из-за бугурто-комментариев во вконтаче. Здесь не торт.

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:18:07



Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:18:39
>>64494360
[Pinkie Pie]

It's your birthday party, a very special day
I've got a song, it won't take long, I just wanted to say
Happy, happy, happy, happy
Happy, happy, happy, happy
Happy, happy, happy, happy birthday to you!

[Cheese Sandwich]

If you wanna be the life of the party
But you're feeling just a little uptight
Call the doctor, beg and plead
"Doctor, tell me what I need"
Try to put a little cheese in your knees!

[Pinkie Pie]

Bubbles and balloons, bubbles and balloons
What's a birthday party without bubbles and balloons?
Star-shaped or trapezoid, look what I can do
Only Pinkie Pie can make a bubble shaped like you!

[Cheese Sandwich]

Just let yourself go floppy, for now this is your chance
Pretend you have no bones and do the rubber chicken dance!

Hit it, Boneless!

[Pinkie Pie]

Cooler than a rubber chicken and tastier than cake
Come on, you, let's party down and do the Gummy shake!

Hit it, Gummy! Uh-huh! You know it! Shake it!

[Cheese Sandwich]

'Cause I like to make you smile, smile, smile
Yes I do
It fills my heart with sunshine all the while
Yes it does
'Cause all I really need's a smile, smile, smile
From these happy friends of mine

Pinkie Pie: That's my song!
Cheese Sandwich: What do you mean? I have no idea what you're talking about.
Pinkie Pie: THAT'S IT!

[Pinkie Pie]

Roll out the party cannon
When you hear the party cannon song
Ka-BOOM!

[Cheese Sandwich]

Why should you compromise? Try this one on for size
'Cause nothing quite says cheer like the ringing in your ear
Of the cheese supreme cannonball surprise!

[Pinkie Pie]

?Dale, dale, dale
No pierdas el tino!
Porque si lo pierdes
?Pierdes el camino!


Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:18:43
>>64490534
Проиграл с хохлов.

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:19:20
>>64490575
Кто-нибудь делал так?

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:20:00



Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:20:27
>>64494434
Ты это я.


Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:20:41
>>64494483
Вайпер, а ты витиран?

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:21:26



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Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:23:10
>>64494652
Поперхнулся чаем.

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:23:13



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>>64490063
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Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:26:35
>>64494882
Прикол)))

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Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:30:29

>>64493806
Свинья жива. Но с преподобным Иисусом Христом никто не сравнится.

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:30:32



Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:31:06
[Cheese Sandwich]

I fear I told a little fib about my pony past
I hope that when you hear the truth, you will not be aghast
I wasn't quite the super party pony like I claim
The fact is that I was so shy, nopony knew my name

I stumbled into Ponyville one afternoon by chance
And found the biggest ever celebration party dance
Everything was perfect, cheer was filling up the place
And I saw that everypony had a smile upon their face

I vowed that day to change my life, the past I did set free
For now Cheese Sandwich was a party pony full of glee
A super duper party pony -- that's what I became
I traveled all Equestria, and all did know my name

But that never would have happened on my own, I'll tell you why
For the one who threw that party, it was you, Pinkie Pie.


Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:31:45
[Pinkie Pie]

Get your hooves up, party's starting out right now
Everypony, everypony get down
Time to make a wish, better make it right now
It's been a year and today is your birthday party

Make a wish, it's your birthday
Make a wish, it's your birthday party
Make a wish, it's your birthday
Make a wish, it's your birthday party


Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:32:21
[Fluttershy]

There's music in the treetops
And there's music in the vale
And all around the music fills the sky
There's music by the river
And there's music in the grass
And the music makes your heart soar in reply
[vocalizing]


Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:32:55
>>64495064
Блджад, мне всегда слышится что мелкий уебок говорит "бальзамин". Хотя правильный ответ знаю.

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:32:56
>>64495153
Он же от заражения крови помер вроде бы. Жива шлюха ещё.

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:32:57
[Fluttershy (male voice)]

[doo-wop-style scatting]

[The Ponytones]

[harmonizing]

[Fluttershy (male voice)]

Trot outside and you see the sunshine
Something's in the air today
Sky is clear and you're feelin' so fine
Everything's gonna be a-okay

[Toe-Tapper and Torch Song]

If you listen carefully
On every corner there's a rhythm playing
Then it happens suddenly
The music takes you over and you'll

[The Ponytones]

Find you've got the music
Got the music in you
Find you've got the music
Got the music in you

[Fluttershy (male voice)]

Oh, o-o-oh
Everypony's sayin' you should learn to express your voice
But if talk doesn't seem like it's the answer

[The Ponytones]

Luckily you have a choice
When you find you've got the music
Got the music in you
Find you've got the music
Got the music in you

Got the music, got the music in you!


Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:33:56
[All]

[...] the lights!

Shake your tail 'cause we're here to have a party tonight
Shake your tail, shake your tail
Shake your tail 'cause we're here to have a party tonight
Shake your tail, shake your tail
Shake your tail 'cause we're here to have a party tonight
Shake your tail, shake your tail
Shake your tail 'cause we're here to have a party tonight
Shake your tail, shake your tail

Shake your tail 'cause we're here to have a party tonight!


Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:34:52
[Pinkie Pie]

Oh Ponyacci, Ponyacci,
What's got you so blue?
You're tired of performing
And so you think you're through.
But Ponyacci, Ponyacci,
Please don't look so down!
'Cause the best way to cheer up a clown
Is with another clown!

Oh, Ponyacci's famous for
His many brilliant tricks.
He juggles knives, he swallows fire,
He spins plates 'round on sticks!
His corny jokes are legendary,
They're known the whole world round:
"I washed my dog with spot remover
And now he can't be found!"

Ponyacci: I suppose you're trying to convince me not to quit, too?
Twilight Sparkle: No, I'm just handling props and background music.

[Pinkie Pie]

So put on your costume and powder your face,
And give yourself a chance to finish your race!
Keep dancing on that stage until the curtain falls at last,
And laugh, Ponyacci, laaaaaauuugh!


Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:35:31
>>64493276
Внезапно капитулировал

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:35:42
>>64495280
А я до сих пор думал, что он так говорит.

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:36:23
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ic class PlayerMovement : MonoBehaviour
{
public AudioClip shoutingClip; // Audio clip of the player shouting.
public float turnSmoothing = 15f; // A smoothing value for turning the player.
public float speedDampTime = 0.1f; // The damping for the speed parameter


private Animator anim; // Reference to the animator component.
private HashIDs hash; // Reference to the HashIDs.


void Awake ()
{
// Setting up the references.
anim = GetComponent<Animator>();
hash = GameObject.FindGameObjectWithTag(Tags.gameController).GetComponent<HashIDs>();

// Set the weight of the shouting layer to 1.
anim.SetLayerWeight(1, 1f);
}


void FixedUpdate ()
{
// Cache the inputs.
float h = Input.GetAxis("Horizontal");
float v = Input.GetAxis("Vertical");
bool sneak = Input.GetButton("Sneak");

MovementManagement(h, v, sneak);
}


void Update ()
{
// Cache the attention attracting input.
bool shout = Input.GetButtonDown("Attract");

// Set the animator shouting parameter.
anim.SetBool(hash.shoutingBool, shout);

AudioManagement(shout);
}


void MovementManagement (float horizontal, float vertical, bool sneaking)
{
// Set the sneaking parameter to the sneak input.
anim.SetBool(hash.sneakingBool, sneaking);

// If there is some axis input...
if(horizontal != 0f vertical != 0f)
{
// ... set the players rotation and set the speed parameter to 5.5f.
Rotating(horizontal, vertical);
anim.SetFloat(hash.speedFloat, 5.5f, speedDampTime, Time.deltaTime);
}
else
// Otherwise set the speed parameter to 0.
anim.SetFloat(hash.speedFloat, 0);
}


void Rotating (float horizontal, float vertical)
{
// Create a new vector of the horizontal and vertical inputs.
Vector3 targetDirection = new Vector3(horizontal, 0f, vertical);

// Create a rotation based on this new vector assuming that up is the global y axis.
Quaternion targetRotation = Quaternion.LookRotation(targetDirection, Vector3.up);

// Create a rotation that is an increment closer to the target rotation from the player's rotation.
Quaternion newRotation = Quaternion.Lerp(rigidbody.rotation, targetRotation, turnSmoothing * Time.deltaTime);

// Change the players rotation to this new rotation.
rigidbody.MoveRotation(newRotation);
}


void AudioManagement (bool shout)
{
// If the player is currently in the run state...
if(anim.GetCurrentAnimatorStateInfo(0).nameHash == hash.locomotionState)
{
// ... and if the footsteps are not playing...
if(!audio.isPlaying)
// ... play them.
audio.Play();
}
else
// Otherwise stop the footsteps.
audio.Stop();

// If the shout input has been pressed...
if(shout)
// ... play the shouting clip where we are.
AudioSource.PlayClipAtPoint(shoutingClip, transform.position);
}
}
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Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:36:59
>>64490927
Всегда мечтал утопить парочку.

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:37:50
com segment
assume cs:com, ds:dat

begin:
mov ax, dat
mov ds, ax
mov ah, 09h
mov dx, offset var
int 21h
mov ah, 4Ch
int 21h
com ends

dat segment
var db 'Hello world$'
dat ends

stk segment stack
dw 100 dup(?)
stk ends

end begin


Текст программы b:

Code segment
assume cs:Code, ds:Data1, es:Data2
begin:
mov ax, Data1
mov ds, ax
mov ax, Data2
mov es, ax

mov ax, [ds]:var1
add ax, [ds]:var2
sub ax, 15
mov [es]:var3, ax

mov ax, 4c00h
int 21h

Code ends
Data1 segment
var1 dw 10
var2 dw 20
Data1 ends
Data2 segment
var3 dw ?
Data2 ends
Stk segment stack
dw 100 dup(?)
Stk ends
end begin

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:38:35



Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:39:09
>>64495469
>>64495564

Что это?

[Choir]

The fire of friendship lives in our hearts
As long as it burns we cannot drift apart
Though quarrels arise, their numbers are few
Laughter and singing will see us through (will see us through)
We are a circle of pony friends
A circle of friends we'll be to the very end


Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:39:41
Флаги состояния (биты 0, 2, 4, 6, 7 и 11) отражают результат выполнения арифметических инструкций, таких как ADD, SUB, MUL, DIV.

Флаг переноса CF устанавливается при переносе из старшего значащего бита/заёме в старший значащий бит и показывает наличие переполнения в беззнаковой целочисленной арифметике. Также используется в длинной арифметике.
Флаг чётности PF устанавливается, если младший значащий байт результата содержит чётное число единичных битов. Изначально этот флаг был ориентирован на использование в коммуникационных программах: при передаче данных по линиям связи для контроля мог также передаваться бит чётности и инструкции для проверки флага чётности облегчали проверку целостности данных.
Вспомогательный флаг переноса AF устанавливается при переносе из бита 3-го результата/заёме в 3-ий бит результата. Этот флаг ориентирован на использование в двоично-десятичной (binary coded decimal, BCD) арифметике.
Флаг нуля ZF устанавливается, если результат равен нулю.
Флаг знака SF равен значению старшего значащего бита результата, который является знаковым битом в знаковой арифметике.
Флаг переполнения OF устанавливается, если целочисленный результат слишком длинный для размещения в целевом операнде (регистре или ячейке памяти). Этот флаг показывает наличие переполнения в знаковой целочисленной арифметике.
Из перечисленных флагов только флаг CF можно изменять напрямую с помощью инструкций STC, CLC и CMC.

Флаги состояния позволяют одной и той же арифметической инструкции выдавать результат трёх различных типов: беззнаковое, знаковое и двоично-десятичное (BCD) целое число. Если результат считать беззнаковым числом, то флаг CF показывает условие переполнения (перенос или заём), для знакового результата перенос или заём показывает флаг OF, а для BCD-результата перенос/заём показывает флаг AF. Флаг SF отражает знак знакового результата, флаг ZF отражает и беззнаковый, и знаковый нулевой результат.

В длинной целочисленной арифметике флаг CF используется совместно с инструкциями сложения с переносом (ADC) и вычитания с заёмом (SBB) для распространения переноса или заёма из одного вычисляемого разряда длинного числа в другой.

Инструкции условного перехода Jcc (переход по условию cc), SETcc (установить значение байта-результата в зависимости от условия cc), LOOPcc (организация цикла) и CMOVcc (условное копирование) используют один или несколько флагов состояния для проверки условия. Например, инструкция перехода JLE (jump if less or equal – переход, если «меньше или равно») проверяет условие «ZF = 1 или SF ? OF».

Флаг PF был введён для совместимости с другими микропроцессорными архитектурами и по прямому назначению используется редко. Более распространено его использование совместно с остальными флагами состояния в арифметике с плавающей запятой: инструкции сравнения (FCOM, FCOMP и т. п.) в математическом сопроцессоре устанавливают в нём флаги-условия C0, C1, C2 и C3, и эти флаги можно скопировать в регистр флагов. Для этого рекомендуется использовать инструкцию FSTSW AX для сохранения слова состояния сопроцессора в регистре AX и инструкцию SAHF для последующего копирования содержимого регистра AH в младшие 8 битов регистра флагов, при этом C0 попадает во флаг CF, C2 – в PF, а C3 – в ZF. Флаг C2 устанавливается, например, в случае несравнимых аргументов (NaN или неподдерживаемый формат) в инструкции сравнения FUCOM.

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:40:02
>>64493490
Да, у нее пыльца с крыльев смылась и пиздец.

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:40:41
[Pinkie Pie]

Happy monthiversary to you and you today
[very quickly] I can't believe you're already a month old time sure flies doesn't it well it seems like only yesterday you were born.
But now you're a month old today, hey!



Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:41:12



Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:41:27
[Pinkie Pie]

First you jiggle your tail! Oink oink oink!
Then you wriggle your snout! Oink oink oink!
Then you wiggle your rump! Oink oink oink!
Then shout it out! Oink oink oink!
[repeat verse two more times getting faster]


Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:42:09



Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:42:22

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:43:08
>>64495875
Делай реперов.

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:43:20
>>64490927
Топить котят? Какая дикость! Я научился делать аборт своей кошке.

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:43:37
Процессор имеет 6 так называемых сегментных регистров: CS, DS, SS, ES, FS и GS. Их существование обусловлено спецификой организации и использования оперативной памяти.

16-битные регистры могли адресовать только 64 Кб оперативной памяти, что явно недостаточно для более или менее приличной программы. Поэтому память программе выделялась в виде нескольких сегментов, которые имели размер 64 Кб. При этом абсолютные адреса были 20-битными, что позволяло адресовать уже 1 Мб оперативной памяти. Возникает вопрос – как имея 16-битные регистры хранить 20-битные адреса? Для решения этой задачи адрес разбивался на базу и смещение. База – это адрес начала сегмента, а смещение – это номер байта внутри сегмента. На адрес начала сегмента накладывалось ограничение – он должен был быть кратен 16. При этом последние 4 бита были равны 0 и не хранились, а подразумевались. Таким образом, получались две 16-битные части адреса. Для получения абсолютного адреса к базе добавлялись четыре нулевых бита, и полученное значение складывалось со смещением.

Сегментные регистры использовались для хранения адреса начала сегмента кода (CS – code segment), сегмента данных (DS – data segment) и сегмента стека (SS – stack segment). Регистры ES, FS и GS были добавлены позже. Существовало несколько моделей памяти, каждая из которых подразумевала выделение программе одного или нескольких сегментов кода и одного или нескольких сегментов данных: tiny, small, medium, compact, large и huge. Для команд языка ассемблера существовали определённые соглашения: адреса перехода сегментировались по регистру CS, обращения к данным сегментировались по регистру DS, а обращения к стеку – по регистру SS. Если программе выделялось несколько сегментов для кода или данных, то приходилось менять значения в регистрах CS и DS для обращения к другому сегменту. Существовали так называемые «ближние» и «дальние» переходы. Если команда, на которую надо совершить переход, находилась в том же сегменте, то для перехода достаточно было изменить только значение регистра IP. Такой переход назывался ближним. Если же команда, на которую надо совершить переход, находилась в другом сегменте, то для перехода необходимо было изменить как значение регистра CS, так и значение регистра IP. Такой переход назывался дальним и осуществлялся дольше.

32-битные регистры позволяют адресовать 4 Гб памяти, что уже достаточно для любой программы. Каждую Win32-программу Windows запускает в отдельном виртуальном пространстве. Это означает, что каждая Win32-программа будет иметь 4-х гигабайтовое адресное пространство, но вовсе не означает, что каждая программа имеет 4 Гб физической памяти, а только то, что программа может обращаться по любому адресу в этих пределах. А Windows сделает все необходимое, чтобы память, к которой программа обращается, «существовала». Конечно, программа должна придерживаться правил, установленных Windows, иначе возникает ошибка General Protection Fault.

Под архитектурой Win32 отпала необходимость в разделении адреса на базу и смещение, и необходимость в моделях памяти. На 32-битной архитектуре существует только одна модель памяти – flat (сплошная или плоская). Сегментные регистры остались, но используются по-другому1. Раньше необходимо было связывать отдельные части программы с тем или иным сегментным регистром и сохранять/восстанавливать регистр DS при переходе к другому сегменту данных или явно сегментировать данные по другому регистру. При 32-битной архитектуре необходимость в этом отпала, и в простейшем случае про сегментные регистры можно забыть.

1.5. Использование стека

Каждая программа имеет область памяти, называемую стеком. Стек используется для передачи параметров в процедуры и для хранения локальных данных процедур. Как известно, стек – это область памяти, при работе с которой необходимо соблюдать определённые правила, а именно: данные, которые попали в стек первыми, извлекаются оттуда последними. С другой стороны, если программе выделена некоторая память, то нет никаких физических ограничений на чтение и запись. Как же совмещаются два этих противоречивых принципа?

Использование стека

Пусть у нас есть функция f1, которая вызывает функцию f2, а функция f2, в свою очередь, вызывает функцию f3. При вызове функции f1 ей отводится определённое место в стеке под локальные данные. Это место отводится путём вычитания из регистра ESP значения, равного размеру требуемой памяти. Минимальный размер отводимой памяти равен 4 байтам, т.е. даже если процедуре требуется 1 байт, она должна занять 4 байта.

Функция f1 выполняет некоторые действия, после чего вызывает функцию f2. Функция f2 также отводит себе место в стеке, вычитая некоторое значение из регистра ESP. При этом локальные данные функций f1 и f2 размещаются в разных областях памяти. Далее функция f2 вызывает функцию f3, которая также отводит себе место в стеке. Функция f3 других функций не вызывает и при завершении работы должна освободить место в стеке, прибавив к регистру ESP значение, которые было вычтено при вызове функции. Если функция f3 не восстановит значение регистра ESP, то функция f2, продолжив работу, будет обращаться не к своим данным, т.к. она ищет их, основываясь на значении регистра ESP. Аналогично функция f2 должна при выходе восстановить значение регистра ESP, которое было до её вызова.

Таким образом, на уровне процедур необходимо соблюдать правила работы со стеком – процедура, которая заняла место в стеке последней, должна освобождать его первой. При несоблюдении этого правила, программа будет работать некорректно. Но каждая процедура может обращаться к своей области стека произвольным образом. Если бы мы были вынуждены соблюдать правила работы со стеком внутри каждой процедуры, пришлось бы перекладывать данные из стека в другую область памяти, а это было бы крайне неудобно и чрезвычайно замедлило бы выполнение программы.

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:43:46
>>64487675
Сажи школьнику.

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:44:36
>>64495469
Лол, теперь кодом можно вайпать /b/? Круто, но я буду делать это с помощью пика.


Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:44:58
>>64488624
> "Что вы делаете, облили сову"
Почему я смеюсь с этой фразы, как полный идиот, уже минут пять?


Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:45:03
[Pinkie Pie]

You're a Cranky Doodle Donkey guy.
A Cranky Doodle Donkey.
I never met you but you're my new friend
and I'm your best friend Pinkie Pie!

Контент для сажи заканчивается.

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:45:47
>>64495856

Мне бы такую маму.

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:45:47
>>64495960
Школьник тут только ты, маня, если не смеешься с таких тредов.
1001 мем - верный способ на раз задетектить ньюфага воннаби-илитки вроде тебя.

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:45:57
[Twilight Sparkle] 

When I was just a filly, I found it rather silly
To see how many other ponies I could meet
I had my books to read, didn't know that I would ever need
Other ponies to make my life complete

But there was one colt that I cared for
I knew he would be there for me

My big brother, best friend forever!
Like two peas in a pod, we did everything together

He taught me how to fly a kite (Best friend forever!)
We never had a single fight (We did everything together!)
We shared our hopes, we shared our dreams
I miss him more than I realized
It seems...

[Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, and Rarity]

Your big brother, best friend forever
Like two peas in a pod, you did everything together

[Twilight Sparkle]

And though he's, oh, so far away
I hoped that he would stay
My big brother best friend
Forever...
Forever..

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:45:58
>>64490787
Охуительная идея, только со сгущёнкой как?

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:46:17
Доставте МЕМОС. Суть такова: фотография храма, ИПАТЬЕВСКИЙ СОБОР)))00) и траллфейсы)) всегда с подливой проигрываю

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:47:37
[Twilight Sparkle]

I was prepared to do my best
Thought I could handle any test
For I can do so many tricks
But I wasn't prepared for this

Levitation would have been a breeze
Facts and figures I recite with ease

Twilight Sparkle: The square root of five hundred and forty-six is twenty-three point three six six six four two eight nine one zero nine.
Professor Bill Neigh: She is correct!

[Twilight Sparkle]

I could ace a quiz on friendship's bliss
But I wasn't prepared for this
Will I fail, or will I pass?
I can't be sure...

[Spike]

She can't be sure...

[Twilight Sparkle]

My mind is sharp, my skills intact
My heart is pure...

[Spike]

Her heart is pure...

[Twilight Sparkle]

Oh, I've taken my share of licks
I've made it through the thin and thick
But no I wasn't

[Spike]

Oh no, she wasn't

[Twilight Sparkle]

Oh no, I wasn't

[Spike]

Oh no, she wasn't

[Twilight Sparkle]

No I wasn't

[Twilight Sparkle and Spike]

Prepared... for this!

>>64496087
Внезапно поддвачну вопрос.

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:47:39
>>64491658
Очень жизненно.

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:48:12

protected void toast(Object text, boolean isLong)
{
String mData = "";
try
{
mData = text.toString();
}
catch (Exception ex) {}
if (isLong) Toast.makeText(c, mData, Toast.LENGTH_LONG).show();
else Toast.makeText(c, mData, Toast.LENGTH_SHORT).show();
}

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:49:02

protected String getSDCardString(String filepath)
{
String a = "";
try
{
StringBuilder text = new StringBuilder();
BufferedReader br = new BufferedReader(new FileReader(new File(filepath)));
String line;

while ((line = br.readLine()) != null)
{
text.append(line);
text.append('\n');
}

a = text.toString();
}
catch (Exception ex) {}
return a;
}

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:49:37
[Rarity]

You were prepared to do your best
Had what it takes to pass the test
All those doubts you can dismiss
Turns out you were

[Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, and Spike]

Prepared for this!

[Applejack]

You clearly have just what it takes

[Pinkie Pie]

To pass a test with such high stakes

[Fluttershy]

We knew for sure you would prevail

[Rainbow Dash]

Since when does Twilight Sparkle ever fail?

[Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, and Spike]

All those doubts that you can dismiss
Trust yourself and you cannot miss

[Applejack, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie]

Turns out you were

[Twilight Sparkle]

Turns out I was

[Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, and Spike]

Turns out you were

[Twilight Sparkle]

Turns out I was

[Rarity]

Turns out you were

[Spike, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, and Fluttershy]

Prepared for this!


Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:49:51

protected String getAssetString(String filename)
{
String a = "";

try
{
InputStream is = c.getAssets().open(filename);

byte[] buffer = new byte[is.available()];
is.read(buffer);
is.close();

a = new String(buffer);
}
catch (Exception ex) {}
return a;
}

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:50:04
>>64495781
От этой картинки такое ощущение, будто еду я.

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:50:14
[Twilight Sparkle]

Princess Cadance needs our help
Her magic will not last forever
I think we can do it
But we need to work together
We have to get this right
Yes, we have to make them see
We can save the Crystal Ponies with their history

[Rainbow Dash]

It says that they like jousting

[Rarity]

They flew a flag of many hues

[Applejack]

Made sweets of crystal berries

[Fluttershy]

They had a petting zoo with tiny ewes

[All]

Oh, we have to get this right
Yes, we have to make them see
We can save the Crystal Ponies with their history

[Pinkie Pie]

There was a crystal flugelhorn
That every pony liked to play

[Twilight Sparkle]

And the Crystal Kingdom anthem
Can you learn it in a day?

[All]

Oh, we have to get this right
Yes, we have to make them see
We can save the Crystal Ponies with their history


Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:51:05

protected void WriteStringToFile(String str, String path)
{
try
{
File f = new File(path);
if (f.exists()) f.delete();
byte[] data = str.getBytes();
FileOutputStream fos = new FileOutputStream(path);
fos.write(data);
fos.flush();
fos.close();
Log("String was successfully written to the " + path);
}
catch (Exception ex) {}
}

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:51:12
[Twilight Sparkle]

Morning in Ponyville shimmers
Morning in Ponyville shines
And I know for absolute certain
That everything is certainly fine

There's the Mayor en route to her office
There's the sofa clerk selling some quills

Davenport: Morning, kid!

[Twilight Sparkle]

My Ponyville is so gentle and still
Can things ever go wrong?
I don't think that they will

Morning in Ponyville shimmers
Morning in Ponyville shines
And I know for absolute certain
That everything is certainly—


Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:51:53
[Rainbow Dash]

These animals don't listen, no, not one little bit
They run around out of control and throw their hissy fits
[cat hissing]
It's up to me to stop them, 'cause plainly you can see
It's got to be my destiny, and it's what my cutie mark is telling me

[Fluttershy]

[blows balloon]
I try to keep them laughing, put a smile upon their face
But no matter what I try, it seems a bit of a disgrace
[blows party horn]
[laughter]
I have to entertain them, it's there for all to see
It's got to be my destiny, and it's what my cutie mark is telling me

[Pinkie Pie]

I don't care much for pickin' fruit and plowin' fields ain't such a hoot
No matter what I try, I cannot FIX THIS BUSTED WATER CHUTE!
I've got so many chores to do, it's no fun being me
But it has to be my destiny, 'cause it's what my cutie mark is telling me

[Applejack]

Lookie here at what I made, I think that it's a dress
I know it doesn't look like much, I'm under some distress
Could y'all give me a hand here and help me fix this mess?
My destiny is not pretty, but it's what my cutie mark is tellin' me

[Rarity]

I'm in love with weather patterns, but the others have concerns
For I just gave them frostbite over top of their sunburns
I have to keep on trying, for everyone can see

[Rarity and Rainbow Dash]

It's got to be

[Fluttershy]

It's got to be

[Pinkie Pie]

My destiny

[Applejack]

My destiny

[Rarity, Rainbow Dash, and Fluttershy]

And it's what my cutie mark

[Pinkie Pie and Applejack]

It's what my cutie mark

[Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Applejack]

Yes, it's what my cutie mark is telling me!


Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:52:05
>>64496104
ИПАТЬЕВСКИЙ МОНАСТЫРЬ. Пикчи нету, извиняй.


Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:52:27

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type = mime.getMimeTypeFromExtension(extension);
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return type;
}

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:52:47
[Twilight Sparkle]

I have to find a way
To make this all okay
I can't believe this small mistake
Could've caused so much heartache

Oh why, oh why?

Losing promise
I don't know what to do
Seeking answers
I fear I won't get through to you

Oh why, oh why?

Oh, Spike. What have I done?


Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:53:19
[Choir]

The Princess Twilight cometh
Behold, behold
A Princess here before us
Behold, behold, behold

Behold, behold (behold, behold)
The Princess Twilight cometh
Behold, behold (behold, behold)
The Princess is
The Princess is here!


Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:53:42
>>64494652
Lol'd

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:53:57
[Twilight Sparkle]

Life in Equestria shimmers
Life in Equestria shines
And I know for absolute certain

[Main cast and crowd]

That everything (everything)
Yes, everything
Yes, everything is certainly fine
It’s fine

Twilight Sparkle: Yes! Everything’s going to be just fine!

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:54:02

protected String GetFileExtension(String name, boolean IsUpperCase)
{
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}
else
{
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ext = filenameArray[filenameArray.length - 1];
}

if (IsUpperCase) ext = ext.toUpperCase();
else ext = ext.toLowerCase();

return ext;
}

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:54:28
Вайпер – пися ))


Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:54:52
[Fluttershy (male voice)]

[doo-wop-style scatting]

[The Ponytones]

[harmonizing]

[Fluttershy (male voice)]

Trot outside and you see the sunshine
Something's in the air today
Sky is clear and you're feelin' so fine
Everything's gonna be a-okay

[Toe-Tapper and Torch Song]

If you listen carefully
On every corner there's a rhythm playing
Then it happens suddenly
The music takes you over and you'll

[The Ponytones]

Find you've got the music
Got the music in you
Find you've got the music
Got the music in you

[Fluttershy (male voice)]

Oh, o-o-oh
Everypony's sayin' you should learn to express your voice
But if talk doesn't seem like it's the answer

[The Ponytones]

Luckily you have a choice
When you find you've got the music
Got the music in you
Find you've got the music
Got the music in you

Got the music, got the music in you!


Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:55:59
>>64489653
Это, видимо, рефлекс.


Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:56:38
[Pinkie Pie]

Twilight is my bestest friend
Whoopie, whoopie!

Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie...

[Pinkie Pie]

She's the cutest, smartest, all around best pony, pony!

Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie.

[Pinkie Pie]

I bet if I throw a super-duper fun party, party!

Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie!

[Pinkie Pie]

She'll give her extra ticket to the Gala to me!

Twilight Sparkle: PIIINKIIIE!!

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:56:51
Пойду создам перекат для анончиков. Вспомним тот самый двач.


Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:56:57
>>64495281
Она не шлюха, она творческая личность!

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:57:03

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{
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Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:57:15
>>64496678
Ролл.

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:59:10
>>64496629
Песни кончились.


Пнд 17 Мар 2014 15:59:56
>>64496863
Код тоже.

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 16:00:14
>>64488343
Сэр, вы что dinozavr?
Форсим, пасаны

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 16:00:20
>>64496863
Теперь будешь САЖАТЬ картинками?

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 16:00:56
>>64496908
А мы продолжаем праздник настоящего юмора.


Пнд 17 Мар 2014 16:01:42
>>64496931
А ТО!

Pinkie_pie.png

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 16:01:46



Пнд 17 Мар 2014 16:02:57
>>64496969
The Crystal Empire - Part 1
Picture of two ponies jousting S3E01
Jousting picture from the book.
Picture of the Crystal Empire flag S3E01
Crystal Empire flag
Picture of two ponies collecting berries S3E01
Crystal berries
Picture of an ewe S3E01
A ewe
Picture of a pony blowing a crystal flugelhorn S3E01
Flugelhorn
Twilight magic animation error S3E01
Twilight 'it looks amazing' S3E1
Applejack with fake Crystal Heart S3E1
Applejack with the fake crystal heart.
Rainbow Dash nom nom nom S3E1
Rainbow Dash taking flag S3E1

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The Crystal Empire - Part 2
Shining turned head talking S3E2
Twilight and Rainbow going left S3E2
Rainbow saluting S3E2
Cadance and Shining Armor looking at each other S3E2
Hoop throwers rejuvenated S3E2
Fluttershy smiling S3E2
Rarity happy S3E2
Spike beginning to run off S3E2
Twilight wondering S3E2
Pinkie Pie creating over flugelhorn S3E2
Spike running up to Twilight S3E2
Spike 'Where are we going exactly' S3E2
Applejack puzzled S3E2
Rainbow Dash intimidates stallion S3E2
Rainbow Dash 'Uh' S3E2
Fluttershy kicks pen gate S3E2
The petting zoo.
Applejack standing by fake heart S3E2
Crystal Empire Nectar S3E2
Crystal Empire Nectar
Derpy at the joust cameo S3E2
Jousting match about to start.
The Crystal Heart back to its place S3E02
The Crystal Heart bursting from the collected power of the Crystal Ponies S3E02
Crystal Cadance and Spike S3E2

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Пнд 17 Мар 2014 16:03:04
>>64493683
Проиграл до слез, сажаскрыл.

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 16:03:38

Bits
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Applejack collecting bits S01E03Applejack collecting some gold bits.
Bits are the standard form of currency used throughout Equestria in various episodes and other media. They are small, round coins made of gold or silver with an embossed rim. Dollar signs are used to indicate bits in the IDW comics' Friendship is Magic Issue #9 story Zen and the Art of Gazebo Repair and Friendship is Magic Issue #10 story Zen and the Art of Gazebo Repair - Part Deux "If You Only Have a Hammer, You See Every Problem as a Nail"; Upper Crust, Filthy Rich, Big Shot, and Action Shot have cutie marks of or including dollar signs, and Stinkin' Rich has a cent sign as his cutie mark. "Bit" is a colloquial term for certain coins, and also the term for the mouthpiece on a horse's bridle.
Contents
[show]
Depiction in the series
Season one

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 16:04:02
>>64489976
Блядь, я подумал, он мужика проткнул нахуй своим копытом.

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 16:04:15

Gallery
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< Lemon Hearts

Main category: Lemon Hearts images

Contents
[show]
Season one
Friendship is Magic, Part 1
Lemon Hearts and Twinkleshine approach Twilight S01E01
"There you are, Twilight!"
LemonHeartswithFriends S1E01
Lemon Hearts with Twinkleshine and Minuette.
Twilight Sparkle gets invited to a party S1E01
Minuette, Twinkleshine and Lemon Hearts inviting Twilight S1E1
Twilight declining the invitation S1E01
Twilight tells Lemon Hearts, Minuette, and Twinkleshine that she has to study S1E01
Twilight Sparkle smile S01E01
Twinkleshine and Lemon Hearts disappointed S1E1
Twilight Sparkle running S01E01
Run, Twilight, run!!
Lemon Hearts, Twinkleshine and Minuette look at Twilight S01E01
Lemon Hearts, Twinkleshine and Minuette walking away S01E01
Minuette both ends (and first Derpy) S1E01
Twilight is startled S1E1
Pinkie Pie never stops talking S01E01
Pinkie Pie gasp S01E01
Pinkie Pie again S01E01
Pinkie Pie excited S01E01
Pinkie munching on spicy cupcake S1E01
At the welcome party that Pinkie Pie organizes for Twilight.
Pinkie Pie "What? It's good!" S1E01
Ponies anticipating Celestia's appearance half 2 S1E01

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Friendship is Magic, Part 2
Fog heading towards the exit S1E2
Let's block Lemon Hearts!
Ponies move out of the way S1E2
Blocking. Blocking.
Dizzy Twister and Lemon Hearts running to the party S1E02
Running for a party!
Princess Celestia makes a new decree S1E02

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The Ticket Master
The Wonderbolts Flying S01E03
Wonderbolts cloud trail S1E03
The crowd sees Rainbow Dash fly by S1E03
Rainbow Dash's Fantastic Filly Flash S1E03
The crowd before the Buccaneer Blaze S1E03
Rainbow Dash's dream of the Gala S01E03
Crowd cheering for Rainbow Dash S1E03
The ponies are admiring Rainbow Dash S1E03
Rarity Prince Blueblood Rarity's Gala Fantasy S1E3
Rarity wedding S01E03
Cloud animation error S1E3
Twilight Sparkle frustrated S1E3
Dripping Daisy S1E03
Dripping Daisy again S1E03
Lightning Hearts S1E03
Crowd of ponies clamoring for the tickets S1E3
Twilight Sparkle Crowd of Clamoring Ponies S1E3
Pre-chase S1E03
Now chase S1E03
Running past the pie cart S1E03
Running back past the pie cart S1E03
Running past the baby carriage S1E03
Golden Harvest points at Twilight S01E03
Running over the bridge S1E03
Ponies run past costume shop S1E3
Sweetie Drops asking for the ticket S1E03
Twilight Sparkle beginning to teleport S1E3
Twilight Sparkle and Spike have disappeared S1E03

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Applebuck Season
Lemon Hearts running S1E4
Lemon Hearts running. Her eyes look like Rarity's here.
Any more interruptions S1E04
Spike Blush S1E4
Ponies drooling over muffins half 1 S1E04
Ponies drooling over muffins half 2 S1E04
Drooling victims2 S01E04
Lemon Hearts buying muffins.
Lemon Hearts sick S1E4
Suffering from food poisoning.

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Griffon the Brush Off
Disaster is about to strike S1E05

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Boast Busters
The ponies wonder what's going on S1E06

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Dragonshy
Sweetie Drops and Lyra hanging out by the bridge S1E08
The ponies listen to Twilight S1E07

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Winter Wrap Up
The Mayor Speaks S1E11
Mayor, Let's get galloping! S1E11
Amethyst Star and Lemon Hearts S1E11
Lemon Hearts as a member of the animal team.
Nestbuilders singing S01E11
Animal team carrying animals S1E11
Lemon Hearts singing Winter Wrap Up.
Spotlight on Twilight Sparkle S1E11
Spotted two Lemon Hearts clones.
Presenting special vest to Twilight S1E11
Watching Rarity and Mayor Mare present Twilight Sparkle with her all-team organizer vest.

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Fall Weather Friends

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 16:05:06
Вайперы руками, вы соснули у куклоскриптобогов.

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 16:05:28
>>64497128
> он


Пнд 17 Мар 2014 16:05:33
>>64488649
рейнбоу ролл

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 16:07:10

May the Best Pet Win!
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< Transcripts
Transcript
Previous The Cutie Pox
Episode May the Best Pet Win!
Next The Mysterious Mare Do Well
Transcripts • Guidelines • Episode gallery

Rainbow Dash: Ha-ha! Whoo-hoo! Yeah! [laughs] Whoa!
Owlowiscious: [hoots]
Rainbow Dash: Who? Oh, it's you, Owlowiscious. C'mon, try and keep up! [laughs]
Winona: [barks]
Rainbow Dash: Winona? I mean... Winona's head?! Um, is this weird, or is it just me? Angel? Gummy?! Okay, this is officially beyond weird now and right on down to freaky town.
Opalescence: [hisses]
Rainbow Dash: [gasp] Yaaaaah!

Rainbow Dash: Whaa!
Opalescence: [yowls]
Winona: [barks]
Owlowiscious: [hoots]
Rainbow Dash: Phew.

[theme song]

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 16:07:31
>>64488649
Лол, несколько анонов занимаются сексом с рейнбов даш, остальные ревнуют, и еще один еблан любит

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 16:09:15
>>64490927
Но топить котят это жестоко. Я предпочитаю разбивать им головы молотком. Один удар, и он уже мертв, а не мучается с водой в легких.

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 16:10:03
>>64496735
>Светит сиськами
>Не шлюха
Шлюха определенно.

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 16:11:40
>>64492910
Обзмеился с этой


Пнд 17 Мар 2014 16:12:44

>>64497413
Хуйня твой молоток.

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 16:14:41

>>64490781
>Yeah, yeah, yeah.
>Yeah, yeah, yeah.
>Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah~

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 16:16:34
>>64497596
Вот это я понимаю ШРЕДДЕР ДЛЯ КОТА ОДМИНА.

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 16:16:57
>>64491031
Лол, оригинал - ьупая пизда бугуртит с того, что в мультике показываются нормальные женские характеры

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 16:17:59

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 16:23:20
>>64497790
Ну нихуя, у нас тут ОЛДФАГ БАШОРГА.

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 16:23:26
>>64494524
С балкона кидал питорды, попал в коляску, съебал домой и высматривал мамашу через зеркало. Не поймали, но пересрался жутко.

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 16:27:06
>>64498177
> ШРЕДДЕР ДЛЯ КОТА ОДМИНА
Загуглил и проиграл.

xxx> А мои цитаты на боре не публикуют!
kav> Вот те правила подачи идеальных цитат:
1. Про котов. Админы баша либо они из гринпис, либо зоофилы.
2. Про админов (тока пиши "одмин)". И мне, и им приятно.
3. Использовать слова "хуясе" или "сцуко" ОБЯЗАТЕЛЬНО.
4. Шредер не забудь. Надо им еще степлер и дырокол предложить.
5. очепятки и прпуски букак привтствуются.
6. Смайл o_0 Вот идеальная цитата:

xxx> я ацкий одмин, я счас в серверной кота через шредер за 25 секнд пропустил
yyy> хуясе o_0

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 16:59:33
КЕРЯЩА ЛАЛКА!11111

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 17:03:55



Пнд 17 Мар 2014 17:15:02
>>64497413
Просто нужно делать аборт кошке, кусок проволоки проспиртуй.

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 17:15:49
>>64497453
Это для искусства, это не считается!

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 17:17:48
>>64498183
Думаю именно так, ты когда то и стал долбоебом.

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 17:18:34
>>64494088 Нет, всё потому-что у них нет DTR!

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 17:22:20
>>64488649
rallll

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 17:45:51
бля почаны че делать лол не запускаеться

Пнд 17 Мар 2014 18:14:10
>>64503351
Портфель собирай, завтра в шкалу тебе


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