Это автоматически сохраненная страница от 17.03.2014. Оригинал был здесь: http://2ch.hk/b/res/64527141.html
Сайт a2ch.ru не связан с авторами и содержимым страницы
жалоба / abuse: email@example.com
ALL HEIL ENGLISH
Do you all speak English with such accent like in that video?
If so tell me why? As for me I prefer to use Russian accent (not very strong) because in a lot of movies Russian guys shown like that. If it necessary I can also speak very clearly, but it is so great to see people's faces when you saying: хау ду йу дуинг фрээнд? Лээтз дриинк комрад! Гив ми тзэт тзинг, an so on.
Anyway the English-speaking-thread starts!
Another Russian bump.
Is there anybody whos mummy I did not fuck yet?
Bump with Russian special forces.
Super hero bump.
What's the purpose of this thread? Of course all Russians speak with the Russian accent.
The purpose is: I piss in your throat.
Give me full version of the video.
And yes, accent is similar. Why? Are you fucking dumb. Its accent. Speaking clearly on during some official shit like communication between partner banks and like. If it is an unofficial conversation, then I use the strong accent. :3
Take a look on that bitch. No accent.
I don't know what full version you talking about. I saw only this one.
Как там назывался канал на котором мужик тестил всякие виды пушек. Он говорил с таким же акцентом. TodayRussia или как там.
Let's drink cumrades!
>>64528017>What's the purpose of this thread? Of course all Russians speak with the Russian accent.
you've got to be kidding me, mate! I can speak with supermegashitloads of different accents, including scottish and irish Y
FPSRussia? He is fine.
How did you get that ability? Much practice?
My wife. 25 years.
>>64528999>I can speak with supermegashitloads of different accents, including scottish and irish Y
The bump time!
I'm in a deep frustration. You're all so funny. You don't even know the basics of English grammar. Where are the undefined articles? Why can't you use RIGHT TENSES? WHY IS IT SO FUCKING HARD FOR YOU PEOPLE TO PUT A LINK-VERB IN FRONT OF AN ATTRIBUTE?
Хуею я с вас, короче, знатоки английского, блядь, пидорахинские.
It is your problem.
If you understand us then all is OK.
Let me clear a few things for you a bit.
My problem is that I have a very powerful butthurt from all you Englismen-wannabes.
Your problem is that you don't know shit about simple grammar. And this is very sad.
Только не from, а about. Простофиля ты ебаная
И of ты там пропустил, баран блядь. Я учу 4 месяца и лучше тебя знаю
Я вот тоже всё время говорю "You know" и "So".
Реквестирую годных слов и словосочетаний, которые можно тыкать вовсюда и думать о том, что сказать дальше. Очень важно же.
So fat man.
Наркоман, что ли, блядь? Куда там твой about? И где там of твой должен быть, мудила?
Butthurt about, ну это просто top kek. Единственное, powerful нужно на strong заменить.
You can use just AHMMMMMMMMMAAANMMMM
and you will have very similar look with Americans.
Да ладно, шучу я. Английский учить надо, и пытаться разговаривать даже если my name is vasyan and i love fuck. Просто я ебанутый англофил и у меня баттхерт от неправильной речи.
Этот пидораха очень прав, хоть и сам обосрался.
У меня уже год на подоконнике лежит наиохуеннейший школьный учебник грамматики с упражнениями, но всё лень. Сейчас хоть в Доте начал практиковать на европейских серверах, да и со знакомыми из Греций, Даний и Ирландий.В армии выучу, бля
On the other hand
In my view
In my opinion
Well, yeah, but
Like, куда ж без него, блядь.
That's kinda stupid and also you showing ой пиздец
that you have no idea what to say, or, maybe you just forget the correct word for this situation. I hate this feel, YOU KNOW
The most important skill you need to have when you learning any language - you need to think on it. Am I right?
100%. Thinking in English I's very useful thing to do.
This words displaying your point of you, you can't use it, when you speaking about the situation in Ukraine, lol. "In my oppinion I heared that..."
*point of view
Fastest fix ever
>>64531564>Thinking on English is very useful.
I'm trying yto think in english while I'm drunk, I just can't do it while I'm sober.
Ofc it's bull in this case, because you shouldn't use anything like "so", "you know" and shit. If you don't know what to say, better to keep silence.
Just look at this faggot!
Блядь, хуею с вас, нихуя не знают, но лезут поправлять.
The question is: what for is it useful?
Thinking on language you speak is the only way. You can not really speak
with only a vocabulary full of strange words.
>>64531826>better to keep silence
Okay, silence that lasts forever.
I mean, YOU KNOW,
the situations, when you already speaking, lol, and than, you just forget the word, and you need a few seonds to remember it. For now, this situation are common in my speaking, especially in video games. And after it the laughing and call me pidoraha :c
OK. I'll try it again:>Thinking in England I's very useful thing to do.
>>64532146>146% за то,что оп сосет висячку >>64531947
While thinking in English you are remembering words. You can comprehend what you're "saying" inside if your head and look for mistakes. Simply put, it's just another tip for practice. But a very useful one. Try it yourself.
I have no idea, myabe i'm just deactivate my real mind and imagine, that I am an irishman. I mean, I can think in english, but I do it better while I'm drunk. That's kinda strange for me too.
Блядь, THINK ON SOMETHING - РАЗМЫШЛЯТЬ О ЧЕМ-ТО, СУКА.
Try harder, that's all I have to say.
Cause u are НАШ РУССКИЙ БРАТАН! ВОДКА! БАЛАЛАЙКА!
'In' and 'on' are kinda different, you know?
Think of something.
What do you mean? Are you just an another Mavashi-fan?
Wake up you obosralsya!
>>64532521 >>64532453Нужно быть добрееИ едины духовно >>64532607
OK so let us be.
Ок, блядь, гений, как ты тогда переведешь фразу "Think on your sins"?
>>64532678>Ок, блядь, гений, как ты тогда переведешь фразу "Think on your sins"?
Думать на твои грехи.
Do u know the meaning?
Вы тут зеленые просто все, я понял...
Nu vi ponyali
Кто там кукарекал про in English - был прав. Признаю так и надо. >>64532925
IN YOUR FACE, BITCH.
No offense, just hate to prove that white is white and black is black.
I disgraced my name. On the imageboard. And yes, "Quations" always was my Achilles' heel.
Anyway, what are you trying to say?
Quations? The fuck?
We need something to discuss, or we will lost this thread.
And ideas? Not Crimea
Yo' mama is so fat...
Let s speak about vodka.
Oh, stop it, you know what I mean.
If not - question. It was a hyper mistype ever.
But your momma is slut!
What about reading in English? Recently finished A Song Of Ice And Fire and all the tales in this universe in English. What has you accomplished, Anon?
You speak like a nigga. You nigga?
Maybe yes, maybe no, maybe go fuck yourself
We can speak about alcohol. As for me, I just can't drink vodka and beer, but I really like whiskey, gin, tequila and яжка
I'm that guy, who thinking in english while drunk.
Ofc I knew what you meant, but you should correct yourself.
Last night as I slumbered i had a strange dream...
Beer, whiskey, rum.21-учу-с-5
>>64533399>A Song Of Ice And Fire
Maybe it is done. So are you a negro-shit?
I'm white shit with jewish roots, nazi
Try to read something, hobo. Go away from my 2ch.
Go eat some shit, faggot
I'm trying to play Metal Gear Solid 4 on my Playstation 3. And it's harder than reading about winter and knights, I think.
Oh, and I finished "For whom the bell tolls" >>64533511
You know that trick with first and last letter in the word?
As for me I love beer, hate vodka.
Other drinks like gin or whiskey are great surely.
If only shit was anything like ASoIaF, then world would have been a better place.
When a word can be all scrambled up except for the first and the last letters? Yup.
On that case please cut your head off. You are no longer needed.
Rum is for sissies!Just joking. Finished Shark Tooth a day ago
Lol why, shitty nigga?
Right. So I just can't find my mistype, especially when I'm typing in english.
Because Jews are good only in burning.
A typo, when you forget a letter or switch their places is one thing, but when you write quations instead of questions is quite another.
Two cups of hot cum to that guy.
Say it again you douchebag
No, thanks. Drink it yourself.
Go fuck yourself
OK. Listen:Because Jews are good only in burning.
You're a fucking retard, bitch.
>>64534201>biggest mistype ever. >>64534419>listen
Are u retarded?
For how many times? A TYPO - ОПЕЧАТКА.
I have a strange feeling for this thread.
I see you using such ways to say things, I'd doubt I could, which makes me feel lame at English, but you make an overwhelming amount of stupid mistakes so I feel myself like a true mentally challenged Englishman in a crowd of pakis.
so wazap brazers! howr tings?
I don't even know who'd be better in that case...
It is so interesting. Tell us more stories.
Definitely not, cause i'm a jew, remember?
But Jew=retarded, remember?
Retard, go fuck yourself stupid shitty nigga-faggot
Cool story time
A week ago, when I was really drunk, I played Dota 2. I played on a European and I spoked in english. After few minutes of my colorful speaking with strongest russian accent ever they asked me to stop it, becouse all 4 players was russians. But I said "No, we are on a European server so we must use correct language". And till the end of the game we spoke in english.
would you join me?
I don't think so, nigger
No, do it by yourself fucking moron
>>64534570Ne mayach'Prohodi >>64534837
It is not your business - to think.
Anyway your "kokoko i no think koko" doesn't matter. Go burn.
You say no, I say yes, which ends up with me raping your sweet holes.
Doesn't actually matter, but ok, you got me.
Oh, boy, there's more:>when I was really drunk, I played Dota 2
This thread mind blowing.
Only in your dreams, faggot
Spoked is worse.
РЕАЛ ХУМАН БИИН
Actually it's our job — to think. Jewish job, shitty nazi
>>64535098ЭНД А РИИЛ ХИРО >>64535065
>>64535050>you got me
I am excited.
Actually no. Your job as everybody know is to steal things, money and ideas. And to burn.
AT this bitch.
Ну это совсем пиздец, первый класс.
And your job is to work on us, lol
А что не так с тнат?
This thread IS, сука, mind(-)blowing, IS он пропустил.
No. And again go burn please.
Blia, a chto s that ne tak?
Lol. Thanks you are right.my bad.
Well, let's analyze piecemeal thee written)) It seems that you really shell-shocked, offended life imbitsil)) Can you in the eye and say, ready to come to listen?) All that garbage is a simple written thee pizdabolstvo, Rambo you room)) on you wrote a lot, your life becomes better not)) do not complain tossing bags, a lot of you in the spring thawed)) About like you say, Mom did not want dad did not try) Take heed to my message to you &amp;lt;try to analyze and draw conclusions for yourself)
Butthurt cause we are the chosen people, lol?
This приоритетнее, чем that. Не знаю, как объяснить. Короче, есть два стула, один ближе — он this chair, другой дальше — он that chair.
Not for me. You can say 'spoked' instead of 'spoken', they're both just diffirent forms of 'speak', but mistakes with tenses are really crucial for me ofc
>>64535452>Butthurt cause we are the chosen people, lol?
You are so funny animal! OK, do not burn. You better be there and fun us. I choose you.
See? I'm manipulating you, stupid piece of nazi shit
You are chosen for suck my boner.
The verb "to speak" doesn't have a form "spoked". There's no such form. Period.
That bitch are pretty far from here.
Elite Homo's ITT, everyone lay down and sing
sing sing sing
everybody's wanna sing:
first I was afraid, I was petrified
cause we just met
so call me
dicks dicks dicks on grass
I have no idea what I'm writing
Oh you. So funny with all that Shakespeare talk. Go fuck yourself, faggot.
Another stupid nazi? Go suck Hitler's cock somewhere else
Call this a poem.
Оп обосрался. Он ведь не знает, что правильно будет ALL HAIL . Так что соси хуй, быдло.
Kiss my fuckin' ass, cuntlickin' piece of fuckin' shit. I ain't even gonna piss into your mouth cos it's already filled with my piss.
Sure baby, just don't cry.
But she's in the video which attached to your post, that's why you should've used this, but, again, it's not crucial, you can use "that" if you want.
>>64535756>fuck myself when there is yo mama >>64535877>IS attached
I want money and manipulation, nazi.
Done with this idiot. Next
This thread is full of spotty wankers who have no life.
Going to sleep. See you tomorrow if this thread isn't gone by morning. It was fun.
Go fuck yourself, retard shitty negro faggot
Well, yeah, вечно такая хуйня, без этого я, like, и пары слов, um, связать не могу.
Go fuck yourself
The main problem of you is that you have no real purpose or aim in using English.
>>64536354> The main problem of you is that you have no real purpose or aim in life.fxd
On an event of a conversation with a foreigner I'll use my skills to speak with him with no accent. It's much better to speak clearly on language you speak at the moment.
Let's remember our friends from Uzbekistan, Tajikistan and others. Are their Russian clean? No. Are their Russian disgusting? Yes.
But if some of them speaks with no accent - he automatically starts to look like a normal man, not like an animal.
So, please try to avoid your accent from Vologda and you will make much better feelings about you in English speakers.
>>64537434>speak clearly on language you speak>Are their Russian clean>feelings about you in English speakers>some of them speaks
Don't be afraid, nobody will even notice your Russian accent.
>>64529291>How did you get that ability? Much practice?
not really. I'm so lucky i've got a keen ear so i can easily hear the issue and repeat the sounds. which means, the more you listen, the more you can simulate various types of speech. perhaps it IS practicing actually..
you're wrong. but maybe I am as well and my accent simulations aren't so great
oh you, betards, you're all such a disappointment. I hope that most of you speak that awful on purpose! I mean, I don't want to feel that I'm better than you, but it seems to be pretty fucking legit! go and get some help!
how's that even possible? you've read so much in English but you still have troubles with fucking basics like elementary level. maybe russians have all been cursed?
It's somehow boring here.
← К списку тредов