where are you? i am waiting for you!!!
I'm ready to lead my troops into glorious battle against Putin's evil forces.Russia, meet your new Mother!
Yeahh!! I wanna be your motherfucker!!!
GTFO americafag. Your country is the worstest thing happened to planet Earth ololo
I eat with my men. I drink with my men. I sleep with my men. They are ready to fight and die for me. Putin's cowards have no chance against this glorious pussy.
I have already consulted with my ally, Yulia Tymoshenko, and she promises to send some reinforcements to help crush Putin's evil regime.
Even the Siberians have turned against their Master and will now march with me to Moscow!
We attack from Alaska NOW!
Yes, we can indeed see you all from my house.