Level /b/ jokes in English THREAD
A bear went through the forest, saw burning car, sat inside the car. Guess what? Bear burnt down!
One man bought a hat. And hat fit him.
Nani sore? Muzukashi imi wakannai. Motto kantan kotoba tsukatte kudasai.
That Albert Einstein was a bear
Медведь идёт по лесу. Вдруг видит - машина горит. Сел в неё, а она ему как раз..
Eigo? Nai nai... wakarimasen.
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double vodka." The barman says "Wow! you must have had one really bad day." "Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay." The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!" On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas. The bartender said "WOW! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?" "Yeah, my wife..."
Now I understand what marketing is:
You are at a party and you see a very pretty girl. You approach her and tell her: "I am very good in bed". That is Direct Marketing.
You are at a party with a group of friends and you see a very pretty girl. One of your friends approaches her and tells her: "That guy over there is very good in bed". That is Advertising.
You are at a party and you see a very pretty girl. You ask for her phone number. The following day you call her and tell her: "I am very good in bed". That is Telemarketing .
You are at a party and you see a very pretty girl. You recognize her, you approach her and refresh her memory by telling her: "Do you remember how good I am in bed?" That is Customer Relationship Management.
You are at a party and you see a very pretty girl. You get up, fix your tie, pour her a drink, open the door for her, pick up her bag when it falls and you tell her: "I am very good in bed". That is Public Relations.
You are at a party and you see a very pretty girl. She approaches you and tells you: "I heard you are very good in bed". That is BRANDING!!
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarries two weeks later, and has 22 children by her next husband. Then he dies. A while later, she dies.
At the funeral, the priest looks skyward and says, "At least they're finally together."
A guy sitting in the front row says, "Excuse me Father, but do you mean her and her first husband, or her and her second husband?"
The priest says, "I mean her legs."
Why ypu just make a thread and does no bumps?
Hello folks! It's nice to see english-speaking thread here. How do you do guys?
What do you think about picrelated?
And what is net-marketing in that case?
Не взлетит. Скрыл подпиндосников.
Everyone forcibly knows you good in bed? And make over9000 reviews?
Down the river drifts an axe
From the town of Byron.
Let it float by itself-
Fucking piece of iron